#roo rambles

[monsterroonio]

Just found out what my new years resolution is. I am not just getting weirder with art but in general.

Today was my first day back to my second semester of college, and someone came up to me and started a conversation with me. I got really dressed up today and I looked great. They were genuinely interested with what I was majoring in and all that jazz. We start talking and at some point we go over being a roommate to someone in the dorms, how weird it would be, and how you'd be living with a complete stranger. I said "yeah, I don't know. I would love to dorm, but I really just don't want to explain my bone collection to a complete stranger."

It was a joke, I do have a bone collection but it was just funny to say. They immediately stopped engaging with me and left as soon as they could. They weren't rude or mean, but I could tell my joke made them uncomfortable or at least disturbed. I realized then and there, something I feel like I've known a while but just hadn't accepted.

No matter how hard I try to seem "likable" and "normal", eventually the people I'm trying to please will think I'm weird anyways.

So this year I'm committing to the bit. I just chopped off all my hair, I have no idea what it looks like dry yet but I've already decided that if I hate it I'm buzzing it. I'm cool with it, I'd like to see how I look with a buzz cut. I'm wearing clothes I want to wear. I'm talking about things I want to talk about. I'm wearing the make up I want to wear. I'm not shaving something unless I want too. I'm committing to it. If they think I'm a freak I can commit to being a freak. I'll have a fucking blast.

#roo rambles #going off on my tangents again

[big-bad-betty-of-the-apocalypse]

*light GO season 2 spoilers*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI

OH MY FUCKING GOD-

THEY DID NOT JUST DO THAT

#good omens season 2 #good omens #roo rambles

[chrysopeony]

One thing that never fails to Crack me up is the fact I have the eyes of a hawk but also I have Terrible eyesight.

Take off my glasses and i cant read large lettering from ten feet away. Reading signs on the freeway with my glasses? Listen I'm trying my best

But also I can be not wearing my glasses, barely able to see the palm tree thirty feet away, but I'll notice a small movement on its trunk and immediately ding, oh shit there's a lizard. There's more examples but I'm done typing thus post, yall have a good day

#small movements? I See #what is it? i dunno but theres a bunch of them #roo rambles

[starlamb-roo]

my life is in a complete downwards spiral without a father figure i'm considering never leaving my room again

#roo rambles

[holybonesjones]

Gosh darn it today I will put my clothes away and toss the broken chair and then I will draw something and it'll be funny!!

#roo rambles #mutuals hold me accountable if youre feeling it but just posting here incentizes me more #/delete later

[moonchild-in-blue]

Australian Rituals / Teeth of God Tour Bingo

Alroighte gwois, let's hear your predictions for the upcoming rituals. I *might* make another bingo (like on Wembley) - even if I don't, let's get them all in one place cus I think it's funny.

If you have something specifically for the Teeth of God Tour (because they are headliners and can do Cooler™ Fancier™ stuff) do specify. Same for strictly Australian Rituals. Some stuff may happen earlier (like when they debuted TMBTE and the new Espera masks), others may only happen on the Tour, so let's just put them all here and see what happens 😗✌️

Please reblog/put on the replies your predictions!! Whether serious or silly, please share!

Mine are:

One of the Vessels (Vessel or ivy OR Espera!!!!) singing onstage with Oli

Kangaroo/koala headbands / Aussie Explorer hat

EUCLID (more for Teeth of God but wouldn't be surprised if earlier)

The Apparition (PLEASE)

The Summoning pushups will return

Older song throwback (please please Sugar or Jaws. TNDNBTG for ToG)

Outfit change for the Vessels (only cus i think Australia is quite hot now innit? poor iv will MELT in that jacket)

NEW VESSEL JEWELLERY

This one I'm not super confident/keen on BUT new Vessel mask with Antlers (more likely on ToG but who knows)

#I AM SO EXCITED FOR THE RITUALS AAAAAAA IT'S RIDICULOUS #i kinda hate that because of timezones they will be playing during the day (for me) rather than later at night but!! #it means we can at least gather round in the evening and react together #cus lord knows how many full nights of sleep i sacrificed during the US rituals #actually yeah now that i think about it it *IS* better this way #ignore my earlier tag then i am thinking out loud #i need at least one picture of the crew with koalas. Just one #i know the girlies are there already so i'm assuming they are ALL there #(one of the Esperas posted on her stories. calm down guys i am not doxing anyone) #do you think they are doing fun Aussie stuff 🥺 trying vegemite and milo and petting koalas and fighting roos 🥺🥺 #wait but Adam is not there yet. maybe her photo is from last year. or maybe they're all arriving at different times idk #i just hope they are not stressing too much and are having fun and healthy 👍 #i will get SO emotional hearing Vessel fully recovered on stage again 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 #ANYWAYS I RAMBLED TOO MUCH OMG SORREH #if you reached this have a little snack for your troubles 🤲 🍊🧃🍬 #sleep token #sleep token teeth of god tour

[l3itchybutcute]

It’s wild how if you had’ve told me a few years ago that all I have been consuming for the last however long I’ve been at this was COD characters x reader, I would’ve told you you were mad.

Like the COD thing alone would’ve had me buying you a one way ticket to the funny farm but I used to hate x reader fics. Now they’re all I consume and I’m not ashamed one bit.

Also shows the state of decay in my previous snobbery towards x reader fics. I can’t believe I missed out on years of x reader in my “prime” fanfic years because I thought they were cringe. Now I just want to open up the hatch in my mind and pour them all in by the bucket load

Thank you for listening to my TED talk.

#i’m actually so deranged and I don’t even care #rambles 💜 #roo (not so) slowly losing her mind to fics #just ranting in my olden years #cod x reader #cod #x reader #john price x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #kyle gaz garrick x reader #john soap mactavish x reader #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #captain john price #kyle gaz garrick

[dyslexic-mess]

I buy that Alistor is on Liliths leash. How he got there, no idea, but I'd believe the real reosen he's hanging around Charlie is under orders considering how vaugh he's been about his motivation.

BUT. What I don't buy is Lilith being the big villen. I've seen a lot of people theorise that she's been missing because she's screwing around with heaven or she left because she saw Lucifer as weak or something, but I'm sorry. I just don't see it. Like.

This Lilith???

Your gonna argue THIS woman just up and left her family??? No. Just- no. I don't believe it for a second.

So where IS Lilith, then? If she's not the big bad, pulling strings from behind the sceans, then where is hells queen? Well, this is where I get into speculation territory:

I think she's been kidnapped by Roo.

#bek rambles about crap #hazbin hotel #lilith #it gets fucking buckwild from there #like the idea that Roo is actually Eve #which I whole heartedly believe #She litterally committed the original sin #the root of all evil #you see it right? #even better #big fan of the idea that Lilith is so shrouded in mystery because roo (eve) started inpersonating Lilith #mostly I just love the narritive potential in that idea #how far back did it start? #clearly Charlie dosnt know but dose Lucifer #did he just look at Lilith one day and go 'hang on. thats not my wife' #or dose he not know??? #for all he knows did his wife just up and leave one day??? #he still wares his wedding band! #so eather he's sentimental or lillith didnt just leave she genuinly went missing #and he's under the impression there still a cupple #I NEED TO KNOW WHATS HAPPENING THERE

[0spookymoth0]

not really a theory as much as it just a shower thought BUT

I personally think that Roo is going to end up being HBH's over-arching antagonist,I know alot of people think either Lilith or Heaven is going to play that part but I just don't see it.

For one,Lilith being the big bad feels like a bit of a stretch,she's most likely going to be antagonist for sure but it seems more likely that she's in a similar spot as Lucifer where just like him she WAS trying to be a good ruler at one point but after her actions only resulted in life being 1000% worse for her citizens she just kinda gave up and bailed,not to mention all the evidence pointing towards her feels more like red herrings tbh.

As for Heaven I think we ought to keep in mind that the point of Hazbin hotel isn't really meant to be "Heaven bad Hell good",otherwise there'd be no point to redeeming sinners,not to mention the only reason the higher ups in Heaven shot down Charlie's idea was because of a lack of evidence. Now that they have definitive proof that the hotel DOES work I feel Sera would change her mind and approve of the hotel.

Now I'll admit,I don't really have alot of evidence for Roo being the main antagonist but that fact that Vivziepop is super vague and secretive about her and the knowledge that she IS supposed be this shadowy,ancient,looming threat in the show's canon leads me to believe that she's going to end up being the final villain. Not to mention,who else would oppose the redemption of sinners more than the very being who feeds off sin.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #vivziepop #hazbin theory #charlie morningstar #hazbin hotel roo #lilith hazbin hotel #sera hazbin hotel #deranged ramblings

[lockandkeyhyena]

this whole ordeal blows and i do hope that youre left alone soon enough. in the meantime, have a roo!

ohh my gosh this is soso nice of you she looks WONDERFUL tysm!!

#yeen rambles #ask #art #red roo #your style is sooo nice

[didderd]

Tac is a smooth mf GODDAMN🫣

Hehe. Yis. Got that Fell Sans rizz. :3

#flirty mf #i love himb #<333 #(rambles incoming) #he WILL steal ur girl/boy/nb #already tryna steal roo from her red lmao #'i'v got more rizz than this guy n ya know it' #lmao #doesn't have the same respect for other versions of himself that other fells do #(rly tho he's jus tryna start trouble n he finds it funny when a guy gets mad abt that shit #bc he doesn't care if his partner has another partner. n he might even be poly himself) #('i'm jus fukin with ya.. she can have us both. i don't mind~ *winks at roo*' *red gets even madder* (lmao)) #tac fucks 's all i'm sayin #tac sans #undertale #didderd ocs #didderd asks #hearty-dose-of-ranch

[big-bad-betty-of-the-apocalypse]

just watched nimona!!!!!

i feel great

#no seriously tho #its a absoluetly stunning movie #nimona #roo rambles #roo liveblogs l

[chrysopeony]

Sup I'm going to vague about someone and if you're reading this, it's 1000% not about you but yeah!

Okay with this person I understand those posts that are like, I want to study them with a microscope. It's like. This dudes driving a haunted car and every now and then he stops and goes. Hmmm. Could use more ghosts. I was gonna say like setting himself on fire but it's not as urgent as that? He's shouting in a field unto himself. Actively starting fights with no one around. Like. Man! This sure is a thing! They sure are ... doing that. I should have unfollowed them about... five "yikes" things ago? But also its like watching a controlled burn? Fascinating. Definitely should be put out but huh.

#roo rambles #i think i followed them wither by accident or i think they drew an art i liked fifty billion years ago when they still drew stuff? idk #/delete later

[starlamb-roo]

someone needs to take away my ability to make drinks permanently reading this back i might be trying to kill myself there

#roo rambles #vodka #jolly ranchers #in need of god #father forgive me for i have sinned i drink trashy drinks #would call ANYONE father and get on my knees at this points

[sparklingotome]

Zayne is so adorable. He wants his compliments direct deposited 😤

#he’s like ‘just say you like me 😌’ #whether he actually finished the comic or not #his main goal of affirming that MC looks for him in what she enjoys was met #love and deepspace #rambling roo

[feelbokkie]

i'm sitting here editing christmas past and present before finishing the ending and christmas future and unedited, past and present is a total of 5k words

which means we're at 7k with the first half

jesus

sorry, i guess feelbokkiemas has turned into one long ass one shot

and baby, it is pure angst

might lose custody of hanji after this

#feelbokkie rambles #in my roo era