Tumgik
#roleplay sentence meme
calliesmemes · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media
ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF
ASSORTED QUOTES FROM TUMBLR TEXTPOSTS, X (formerly known as twitter) POSTS, TIKTOK, MEMES, AND OTHER SOURCES AROUND THE INTERNET
Tumblr media
CHANGE gendered words and in-universe phrases as needed.
SPECIFY muse for multimuses.
Tumblr media
“   Currently considering becoming a bother and a nuisance, maybe even a menace or a rascal. ”
“   Hungry? Eat the government. ”
“   Yes, I wanna fuck after every argument. ”
“   Silence, you uneducated peanut! ”
“  They should invent a being alive that isn’t so difficult. ”
“   Women have to think I’m hot or none of this matters. ”
“   Due to personal reasons I will be named an enemy of the state. ”
“   Being overdressed is a myth made up by people who didn’t want you to have fun and be sexy. ”
“   What even are daddy issues? Just traumatize your father back. ”
“   I LOVE complaining! You can’t take that away from me! ”
“   I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you. ”
“   I’m simultaneously ‘I’m tired of this grandpa’ and ‘that’s too damn bad!’ ”
“   The word ew coming out of a pretty girl’s mouth holds so much power … I think that it can tear apart nations. ”
“   Someone made fun of my shoes and the whole time I just thought of ways to push them out the window. ”
“   If you’re short, simply get taller. ”
“   I better think twice? Buddy I don’t even think once. ”
“   My off putting looks, awkward demeanor, and strange behavior have captivated you. ”
“   There’s something deeply, fundamentally wrong with you. Can we kiss? ”
“   You are a fool. When you walk, clown music plays. ”
“   I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favorite? ”
“   I really do hate thinking. ”
“   In my defense, I simply do not vibe with the law. ”
“   I’ve done nothing wrong. Except all the atrocities. Besides that, I’m innocent. ”
“   Sorry I couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue. ”
“   Of course you have white hair and trauma. ”
“   So apparently the bad vibes I’ve been feeling are actually ‘severe psychological distress’. ”
“   Stop calling me a bad person just because I’m orchestrating your downfall! ”
“   The more lip gloss I collect the longer I live. ”
“   Sorry that I am obsessed with you in the unhealthiest way possible. As if it's my fault ”
“   The multiple failed assassination attempts against me have helped build both character and self esteem. ”
“   I could be your loser boyfriend. Do you ever think about that? ”
“   Accidentally went and got myself killed yesterday, but god wont let me die so I’m back ”
“   What do you mean napping isn't a good coping mechanism? What do you mean my problems are still here? ”
“   Academic validation is required for my sanity. ”
“   RIP to everyone killed by the gods for hubris but I’m different and better. Maybe even better than the gods. ”
“   Researching the stages of grief to see if I can get them finished in ten minutes tops. ”
“   My parents were like I’m gonna make a child that is so beyond help. ”
“   It’s not easy to admit when you’re wrong, and that’s why I won’t do it. ”
“   Why can’t this family ever have a funky good time? ”
“   How do I show people that I’m more than my unethical career choice? ”
“   I fucked my way into this mess, and I’ll fuck my way out. ”
“   You look so biteable today. ”
“   Why am I suffering? I have so many correct opinions and takes. ”
“   I AM HAUNTED BY A PAST THAT I CANNOT GO BACK TO! anyways ”
“   Challenging authority, angering gods. The family business. ”
“   Third base is me telling you about my father. ”
“   Hey girl. Plagued by terrifying visions? ”
“   Got caught giving a fuck. Embarrassing. ”
“   I didn’t ‘miss’ the red flags; I saw them and thought that they looked sexy. ”
“   Do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot? ”
“   I get my news from the only reliable source, cryptic symbolism in my dreams. ”
“   Another day of being a bisexual disaster. ”
“   I’m going to let myself be a little unhinged today, as a treat. ”
“   Some of you act like murder is such a big deal. ”
“   You wanna hunt me for sport so bad that it makes you look stupid. ”
“   You’re not a girlboss unless you’ve killed someone. ”
“   It’s so weird how no one ever has correct opinions about things except for me. ”
“   Hello, my love — I mean, my rival ”
“   No one is calling me baby and it’s outrageous I can’t believe it. ”
“   No talking stage. Mutual obsession and you see god in my eyes or nothing. ”
“   I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOOKUP CULTURE DIE IN MY ARMS ”
“   Yes baby your emotional walls are high and impenetrable can we kiss now? ”
“   Affection is disgusting. Drown me in it. ”
“   I am gatekeeping my respect from you. ”
“   Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions. ”
“   I am equal parts fuck around and find out and please don’t yell at me I’ll cry. ”
“   Short legs, big butt. I’m a corgi. ”
“   Fuck being the bigger person; I’m going to start biting people. ”
“   Well that wasn’t very slay of you! ”
“   May I please get a crumb of affection? ”
“   I crave power! Please don’t yell, though; I’m sensitive. ”
“   You call it a near death experience; I call it a vibe check from God. ”
“   Here are some scissors. Now cut it out. ”
“   Might commit a little tomfoolery, maybe even some shenanigans. ”
“   All these flavors, and you choose to be salty. ”
“   How can I live, laugh, love in these conditions? ”
“   What if I said ‘to be honest’ but then lied? ”
“   I'm financially at a stage where I understand why people do fraud. ”
“   Yes I may be evil and morally corrupt, but I’m also incredibly beautiful and I think that makes up for it honestly. ”
“   Debates are stupid. Why would I want to sit down and argue with someone blatantly dumber than me? ”
“   I forget but I do NOT forgive.. I'm just walking around hating bitches can't remember why ”
“   Ding dong your opinion is wrong! ”
“   I’m coming for your kneecaps. ”
“   You dropped your nose you fucking clown. ”
“   Are you a fire alarm? ‘Cause you are really fucking loud and annoying. ”
“   Call me an escalator, because I let people down. ”
“   I love me a good lesbian scandal! ”
“   If you can’t run away from your problems, you’re not running fast enough. ”
“   Everything I want to do is illegal. ”
“   Don’t make me hit your ankle with my Barbie scooter! ”
“   I tell gay jokes because I am a gay joke. ”
“   Fuck! I dropped my mental stability! ”
Tumblr media
890 notes · View notes
memestockpile · 2 months
Text
anatomy of a fall (2023) feel free to change as needed.
let's dry you off.
what makes you so mad you want to explore it?
it makes me feel high, like i'm on drugs.
time is not a problem here.
this is really weird. seeing you again, like this.
you need to wash up and get dressed.
honey, i know this is hard.
you can't spend whole days like this without going outside.
i'm so tired of crying.
don't worry. i'll take care of everything.
i just can't get it in my head.
spare me your comments.
give me your hand.
you need to start seeing yourself the way others are going to perceive you.
i should never have come here.
it's fucking absurd, isn't it?
you can consider me a friend. or not. that's your choice.
the law can't be someone's friend.
our relationship revolved around intellectual stimulation, even if it meant neglecting everything else.
seduction means several things.
i dislike being reduced to a marital status.
i found it atypical, nothing more.
you're nitpicking.
it's hard to read the intentions of someone you can't see.
i can work in any situation.
you couldn't be two places at once.
i'm sorry, i'm not finished.
you can't deny you're at the center of this equation.
this is your problem. you're responsible. deal with it.
after a while, i can tell what's real and what isn't.
it is just a little part of a whole situation.
sometimes a couple is kind of a chaos.
i want to drink all night.
is it a great reason for placing your life in someone's hands?
you look like a dog.
i can't trust someone if i can't put an animal's head on them.
do you remember me from before? when we first met?
i was hopelessly in love.
i think a lot of things i don't tell you.
when you look at me, i can feel that you are judging me.
my love, i just want you to know one thing.
i just wish you would be shielded from all this.
this isn't working for me anymore.
are you fucking serious?
it's a beautiful and generous choice, and i thank you for it, but you don't have to do it.
it's naive and, frankly, it's depressing.
you never smile at anyone.
i have to accept that you fuck other people.
i'm not a victim!
you're incapable of facing your ambitions, and you resent me for it.
you're a monster.
you can still see the dent.
it was sexual. we slept together twice.
it was a tricky year.
interesting take on feelings.
people exaggerate and alter facts when they argue.
i think i want to be alone.
my role is to protect you.
fucking help me!
to overcome doubt, sometimes we have to decide to sway one way rather than the other.
i'm not accusing, just making a point.
you need to be aware of it. it'll happen someday.
you have to try this, really.
i'm gonna throw up.
you're ready to go home?
one more, for the road.
i thought i'd feel relieved.
62 notes · View notes
mimis-memes · 1 year
Text
🍎  。:*• ─ PUNNY PICK-UP LINES SENTENCE STARTERS. ›   ( in the spirit of Valentine’s day, here’s a compilation of various funny & punny pick-up lines !  Feel free to adjust them to better fit your muses and/or add more context. )
🚪  ❝ I a-door you ! ❞ 🍵  ❝ You’re a cute tea ! ❞ 🧁  ❝ You bake me crazy ! ❞ 🫁  ❝ We belung together ! ❞ 🐚  ❝ You’re very spe-shell ! ❞ 🧈  ❝ You’re my butter half ! ❞ 🔥  ❝ We’re a perfect match ! ❞ 🍲  ❝ You make miso happy ! ❞ 🥕  ❝ I carrot live without you ! ❞ 🐻  ❝ I love you bear-y much ! ❞ 🍌  ❝ I find you very a-peeling ! ❞ 🐳  ❝ I whale always love you ! ❞ 🍞  ❝ You’re the loaf of my life ! ❞ 🦦  ❝ There’s no otter like you ! ❞ 🦐  ❝ You’re shrimply the best ! ❞ 🍉  ❝ You’re my one in a melon ! ❞ 🍕  ❝ You have a pizza my heart ! ❞ 🐰  ❝ Nobunny compares to you ! ❞ 🪵  ❝ Wood you be my valentine ? ❞ 🍋  ❝ This is my best pick-up lime... ❞ 🍅  ❝ I love you from my head to-ma-toes ! ❞ 🌮  ❝ Can we taco ‘bout how cute you are ? ❞ 🍄  ❝ You take up so mushroom in my heart ! ❞ 🍍  ❝ If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple. ❞ 🗼  ❝ Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you ! ❞ 🌽  ❝ I know it’s corny, but you’re a-maize-ing ! ❞ 🍩  ❝ I donut know what I would do without you ! ❞ ☕️  ❝ Words cannot expresso how much you mean to me ! ❞ 🧀  ❝ This might sound cheesy, but I think you’re really grate ! ❞
Tumblr media
640 notes · View notes
hymemena · 7 months
Text
Sweet Nothings Sentence Starters
Feel free to change pronouns as necessary, and remember to specify muse for multimuse blogs.
CW: None
"I love you more than words can express."
"I don't know what I'd do without you."
"Be careful, love."
"You're so beautiful."
"I couldn't ask for anything better than this."
"I've been dreaming of this my whole life."
"I would do anything for you."
"I'll always be here, baby."
"You couldn't chase me off if you tried."
"I'm right here. I've got you."
"We'll make it through this, we always do."
"I love you so much."
"I can't imagine life without you."
"You are the best thing that ever happened to me."
"Wake up, sleeping beauty."
"Babe? Babe? Babe? I love you!"
"Guess what? You're adorable."
"You're so cute when you're serious."
"I could get lost in you for eons."
"You're the only one for me."
"Do you believe in soulmates?"
83 notes · View notes
goodvibesandmemes · 19 days
Text
GENERAL MEMES: Vampire/Immortal Themed 🩸🦇🌹
↳ Please feel free to tweak them.
Themes: violence, death, blood, murder, depression/negative thoughts
SYMBOLS: ↳ Use “↪”to reverse the characters where applicable!
🦇 - To catch my muse transforming into a bat 🌞 - To warn my muse about/see my muse in the sunlight. 🩸 - To witness my muse drinking blood from a bag. 🐇 - To witness To catch my muse drinking blood from an animal. 🧔🏽 - To witness To catch my muse drinking blood from a human. 🦌 - For our muses hunt together for the first time. 🏃🏿‍♀️ - To see my muse using super speed. 🏋🏼‍♂️ - To see my muse using their super strength. 🧛🏻‍♂️ - To confront my muse about being a vampire. 🌕 - For my muse to lament missing the sun. ⏰ - For my muse to tell yours about a story from their long, immortal life. 🤛🏽 - To offer my muse your wrist to drink from. 👩🏿 - For my muse to reminisce about a long lost love. 👩🏽‍🤝‍👩🏽 - For your muse to look exactly like my muse's lost love. 👄 - For my muse to bite yours. 👀 - For my muse to glamour/compel yours. 🧄 - To try and sneakily feed my muse garlic to test if they're a vampire. 🔗 - To try and apprehend my muse with silver chains. 🔪 - To try and attack my muse with a wooden stake. 👤 - To notice that my muse doesn't have a reflection. 🌹 - For my muse to turn yours into a vampire. 🌚 - For my muse and yours to spend time together during the night. 🧛🏼‍♀️ - For my muse to tell yours about their maker/sire.
SENTENCES:
"I've been alive for a long time [ name ], I can handle myself." "I'm over a thousand years old, you can't stop me!" "Lots of windows in this place, not exactly the greatest place for a vampire." "Do you really drink human blood? Don't you feel guilty?" "Vampires are predators, [ name ] hunting is just part of our nature, you can't change that." "You just killed that person! You're a monster!" "Tomorrow at dawn, you'll meet the sun [ name ]." "Can you make me like you?" "Do you really want to live forever?" "You say you want to live forever, [ name ], but forever is a long time, longer than you can imagine." "What was it like to live through [ historic event / time period ]?" "Did people really dress like that when you were young?" "What were you like when you were human?" "We’re vampires, [ name ], we have no soul to save, and I don’t care." "How many people have you killed? You can tell me, I can handle it." "Did you meet [ historic figure ]?" "Everyone dies in the end, what does it matter if I... speed it along." "Every time we feed that person is someone's mother, brother, sister, husband. You better start getting used to that if you want to survive this life." "[ she is / he is / they are ] the strongest vampire anyone has heard of, no one knows how to stop them, and if you try you're going to get yourselves killed." "Vampire hunters are everywhere in this city, you need to watch your back." "Humans will never understand the bond a vampire has with [ his / her / their ] maker, it's a bond like no other." "Here, have this ring, it will protect you from the sunlight." "I get you're an immortal creature of the night and all that, but do you have to be such a downer about it?" "In my [ centuries / decades / millennia ] of living, do you really think no one has tried to kill me before?" "Vampires aren't weakened by garlic, that's a myth." "I used to be a lot worse than I was now, [ name ], I've had time to mellow, to become used to what I am. I'm ashamed of the monster I was." "The worst part of living forever is watching everyone you love die, while you stay frozen, still, constant." "I've lived so long I don't feel anything any more." "Are there more people like you? How many?" "Life has never been fair, [ name ], why would start being fair now you're immortal?" "You want to be young forever? Knock yourself out, I just hope you understand what you're giving up." "You never told me who turned you into a vampire. Who were they? Why did they do it?" "I could spend an eternity with you and never get bored." "Do you really sleep in coffins?" "There are worse things for a vampire than death, of that I can assure you [ name ]." "You need to feed, it's been days. You can drink from me, I can tell you're hungry." "The process of becoming a vampire is risky, [ name ], you could die, and I don't know if I could forgive myself for killing you." "I'm a vampire, I can hold a grudge for a long time, so believe me when I say I will never forgive this. Never." "You were human once! How can you have no empathy?" "You don't have to kill to be a vampire, but what would be the fun in that." "You can spend your first years of immortality doing whatever you want to whoever you want, but when you come back to your senses, it'll hit you harder than anything you've felt before." "One day, [ name ], everything you've done is going to catch up to you, and you're never going to forgive yourself." "Stop kidding yourself, [ name ], you're a vampire, a killer, a predator. You might as well embrace it now because you can't keep this up forever." "You can't [ compel / glamour ] me, I have something to protect me." "When you've lived as long as me, there's not much more in life you can do." "You want me to turn you? You don't know what you're asking me to do." "You really have to stop hissing like that, it's getting on my nerves." "I'm going to drive this stake through your heart, [ name ], and I'm going to enjoy it."
25 notes · View notes
thedevilsmemes · 3 months
Text
THINGS SAID IN MY D&D CAMPAIGN! - A SENTENCE STARTER MEME!
PART 1 / ??
Feel free to change pronouns as needed!
“Ey up lads! ‘Ow are we?”
“posh one”
“Let me know when you’re ready to go and the oxen will be ready.”
“You ever ridden oxen before?”
“LET’S GET ‘EM!”
“Lead the way, friend!”
“woah woah woah, we come in peace!”
“How do we get to see [ NAME ] ?”
“You don’t”
“How do we know he exists?”
“don’t let any escape.”
“What’s going on? What are you?”
“squishy bitch”
“[ name ] what the fuck did you do that for?!  -  I almost died!”
“GO AND KILL THEM ALL!” 
“Waste not, want not!”
“Are you the only one left? Have you got my toof?”
“He might not scare you but I might.”
“How about we come to an arrangement? If you let our friends go, I will personally come back with [ name’s ] head.”
“Roll for erection.”
“Wake up, intruders!”
“Return the stolen goods. Return what you have taken. Leave before you lose your fingers!”
“I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE. NOW YOU’RE GOING TO DIE! NOW’S YOUR TIME TO RUN!”
“The snooty tooty one to decide.”
“That’s not [ name ].”
“My turn!”
“Thank you, I’m here all night.”
“Well, I’m not that good at drawing but I can try.”
“oh boy”
“Wrong room, Love.”
“Hello Friend!”
“It’s okay, mommy’s here.”
“Wakey wakey”
“Did you sleep alright love?”
“I’ve got an idea!”
“Surprised you’re so chirpy”
“I’m trying to be alive.”
“HI [ NAME ]!”
“Hi boss of Phandalin!”
“Welcome! Welcome!”
“Ah yes, good but quiet fellow.”
“I’VE SEEN HIS WILLY!”
17 notes · View notes
yeoldemothmemes · 20 days
Text
Sentence Starters from my Watch Later 80
Feel free to change pronouns and adjust as needed
"We are currently mid voyage of SS NAME" "We are currently mid voyage of SS Struggle" "You also want my bone marrow?" "At least I'm not dramatic about it" "Coincidentally you are matching your coffee mug" "But first, I must bask" "Me befriending BLANK is the ultimate side quest" "I have about sixty five bins of Halloween decorations" "A box... of nothing?" "That's where I put BLANK" "Why am I like this?" "You may not like it, but this is what peak physical fitness looks like" "I need to stop lying to you all" "I'm really not beating all I own is COLOUR clothing allegations with this outfit, am I?" "I'll punch people for you if they're being mean to you" "I want to be a pretty princess" "I want to wear a ballgown" "The only stat I have is Charisma" "I hate it, and I don't want it in my room" "Here I am in full Victorian ghost child mode" "Sometimes the best stuff is what you find on the street" "I live in the middle of nowhere" "It takes forever and I don't like it" "The cat is trying to attack my feet" "I have 1am caffeine brain" "I've been doing BLANK for 10 years and one thing still scares me" "At least I don't have to make pants" "I'm gonna take a little nap because I bonked my head" "This is my one suit coat" "You came to watch my stupid ass suffer, didn't you?"
8 notes · View notes
veryhardymemes · 9 months
Text
Noah Kahan Sentence Starters Stick Season (We’ll Be Here Forever)
Content Warning For: Suicidal ideations/imagery, mentions of alcohol/drugs, depression/melancholia, mentions of COVID
Northern Attitude:
How you been? Settled down?
How’re your kids?
Where are you?
What does it mean?
Forgive my northern attitude
Stick Season:
I am stuck between my anger and the blame that I can't face
Memories are something even smoking weed does not replace
Doc told me to travel but there's COVID on the planes
I love Vermont, but it's the season of the sticks
I saw your mom, she forgot that I existed
I just like to play the victim
I thought that if I piled something good on all my bad that I could cancel out the darkness I inherited from dad
I’m no longer funny
My other half was you
I hope this pain’s just passing through 
I doubt it
All My Love:
How have things been?
Well, now that you mention it
I'm saying too much but you know how it gets out here
No winter coat could keep out all the cold of your atmosphere
You got all my love
If you need me dear, I'm the same as I was
You burrowed in under my skin
What I'd give to have you out from me
I just hope that your scars heal
I swear I was scared to death
She Calls Me Back:
Oh, there was heaven in your eyes
Everything’s alright when she calls me back
Look at me and don't you lie
For bullshit I do not have time
Does it bite at your edges?
Do you lie awake restless?
Why am I so obsessive?
This town's the same as you left it
The radio is taunting me
I don't get much sleep most nights
I'm seeing you in every dream
If only I could wake you up
If only I could fall asleep
I'll love you when the oceans dry
I'll love you when the rivers freeze
I was too afraid of living life in your footsteps
Come Over:
I’m in the business of losing your interest
Don't you know there's a coffin buried under the garden?
You won't have to guess who they're speaking about
I'm in the process of clearing out cobwebs
I was taking the wrong meds
It feels good to be sad
I know that it ain’t much
I know that it ain’t cool
You don’t have to tell the other kids at school
Someday I’m gonna be somebody people want
New Perspective:
Silence is making me nostalgic
We were kids but that don't make this less hard
If I could fly I doubt I'd even do it
You made Ohio feel just like Central Park
You and all of your new perspective now
Everywhere, Everything:
It's been a long year
Would we survive in a horror movie?
We trust everyone we meet
I wanna love you 'till we're food for the worms to eat
Keep my hand in yours
Orange Juice: 
Honey, come over
We know you got sober
There's orange juice in the kitchen
It’s yours if you want it
We're just glad you could visit
The last time I drank I was face down passed out there on your lawn
Are we all just crows to you now?
Are we all just pulling you down?
You didn't put those bones in the ground
Strawberry Wine:
Darling speak to me
Remember telling me that you thought you were cursed?
I'm in love with every song you've ever heard
If I could lose you I would
We buried your bones in plywood
I said love is fast asleep on a dirt road with your head on my shoulder
For you, darling, for you
No thing defines a man like love that makes him soft and sentimental like a stranger in the park
For a few moments, I see you
Growing Sideways:
So I took my medication
We argued about Jesus
I said I’m cured
I’m still angry at my parents
But it’s a start
I ignore things
At the end of the day I know there are worse ways to stay alive
I'm terrified that I might never have met me
I guess I’ll drive
So I forgot my medication
Now I’m suffering in style
Why is pain so damn impatient?
It's better to die numb than feel at all
Halloween:
I'm sailing away to a place I'm afraid of
I'm drinking my days with the coastal longshoreman
I drink 'till I drown and I smoke 'till I'm burning
I worry for you
You worry for me
I'm leaving this town and I'm changing my address
I know that you'll come if you want
There's a murder of crows in the low light off Boston
Homesick:
Two months since you got back
Are you bored yet?
The weather ain’t been bad
If you’re into masochistic bullshit
This place is such great motivation for anyone tryna move
Time moves so damn slow
I swear I feel my organs failing
I would leave if only I could find a reason
I'm mean because I grew up in New England
I got dreams but I can't make myself believe them
I’m homesick
Still:
I don’t want to say goodbye
You find love that lasts a while 'till you lose the reasons
You miss something that you can't place but you can't deny it
It's like I'm still here with you
It's a bottomless hole I've found out here with a trace of no one
The View Between Villages:
For a minute the world seems so simple
I’m seventeen again
I am not scared of death
I’ve got dreams again
Your Needs, My Needs:
Oh well, who was I?
Who was I to watch you wilt?
You ain't gotta tell me what it means
You'll always be a flower on my skin
I promise to be there this time
I'm naming the stars in the sky after you
Dial Drunk:
I'm remembering I promised to forget you now
I ain't proud of all the punches that I've thrown in the name of someone I no longer know
I don't like that when they threw me in the car
I gave your name as my emergency phone call
Even the cops thought you were wrong for hanging up
I’d die for you
The dial tone is all I have
I beg you, sir, just let me call
Let's wait I swear she'll call me back
Son, are you a danger to yourself?
Son, why do you do this to yourself?
Paul Revere:
This place had a heartbeat in its day
The boys are drunk
But it just ain't that simple, it never was
One day I'm gonna cut it clear
I’m not from around here
I'll leave before the road crew's out
Folks just disappear
If I could leave, I would've already left
No Complaints:
Thought I had something
That's the same as having something
I'd get mad at nothing
Blame my dad for something
I'd pull no punches
Thought I was raised better
Hope the skin heals where the pain enters
I set a time, then I showed up
Now the weight of the world ain't so bad
I filled the hole in my head with prescription medication
Who am I to complain?
And now the pain's different
I can finally eat and I can fall asleep
Call Your Mom:
Oh, you’re spiraling again
Don't let this darkness fool you
All lights turned off can be turned on
I’ll drive all night
I’ll call your mom
If you could see yourself like this, you'd have never tried it
Oh dear, don't be discouraged
I've been exactly where you are
Throw a punch, fall in love, give yourself a reason
Don't wanna drive another mile wondering if you're breathing
Won’t you stay with me?
You’re Gonna Go Far:
This is normal conversation, babe, it's all fine
The college kids are getting so young, ain't they?
I got tired of the frat boys with the brights on
"This is good land" or at least it was
Say whatever you feel, be wherever you are
We're overdue for a revival
We spent so long just getting by
You told me you would make a difference
47 notes · View notes
rpmemesyo · 4 months
Text
Things I’ve Overheard: The Meme
“My New Years Resolution is to be more emo.”
“Gimme all your cheap vodka!”
“Get your cube!”
“I told my boyfriend he better ask me to be his valentine. Just cuz we’re together don’t assume I’m your valentine!”
“I forget everything, always.”
“I am eating a cookie because I’m naughty!”
“The number of cookies I eat is directly correlated to how badly I hate myself.”
“This is the closest thing I’ve got to a healthy coping mechanism, everything else is illegal.”
“You ever had fried chicken?”
“Changed my mind, I’m not gonna start wearing all black, I’m gonna start wearing all salmon.”
“My New Years Resolution is to be the biggest pain in the ass possible, and so far I’m killing it.”
“Sometimes you gotta look life in the eye and say ‘you hit like a girl.’”
13 notes · View notes
neorph · 2 years
Text
Tumblr media
* 𝐖𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐊𝐀𝐑-𝐖𝐀𝐈 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒  :   a selection of roleplay ask prompts adapted and modified from various cinematic works by wong kar-wai .  any of these prompts may be modified accordingly to fit your muses.
Tumblr media
❝  i have some things to take care of.  ❞ ❝  turns out lonely people are all the same.  ❞ ❝  i’m not sad.  ❞ ❝  i forget everything when i’m scared.  ❞ ❝  we all need a partner.  ❞ ❝  i’ve gotten used to life without a partner.  ❞ ❝  i know how to make myself happy.  ❞ ❝  stop daydreaming, will you?  ❞ ❝  i get bored staying in one place for too long.  ❞ ❝  like you said, i like to wander around.  ❞ ❝  why did you call me?  ❞ ❝  i had nothing to do. i wanted to hear your voice.  ❞ ❝  if memories ever come in a can, i hope that can never expires.  ❞ ❝  i just want to enjoy life.  ❞ ❝  maybe i’m too picky.  ❞ ❝  we all get our hearts broken sometimes.  ❞ ❝  i didn’t expect it to hurt so much.  ❞ ❝  most people fall in love for the first time as teenagers. i’m a late bloomer, i guess.  ❞ ❝  there’s something different about you. or maybe it’s me that’s changed.  ❞ ❝  i’ve not been so close to a person in a long time.  ❞ ❝  i can feel that you’re lonely.  ❞ ❝  i feel like there should be two of us standing here.  ❞ ❝  let me cry on your shoulder.  ❞ ❝  lets be unhappy together.  ❞ ❝  you notice things when you pay attention.  ❞ ❝  they say love can change a man.  ❞ ❝  are you alone?  ❞ ❝  it would be so great if it could rain forever.  ❞ ❝  i have only one person in my thoughts.  ❞ ❝  has anyone ever died from too much ice cream?  ❞ ❝  you’re happy? that’s great.  ❞ ❝  i didn’t think you’d fall in love with me.  ❞ ❝  love is all a matter of timing.  ❞ ❝  the past is something you can see but not touch.  ❞ ❝  we broke up on april fool’s day, so i took it as a joke.  ❞ ❝  actually, really knowing someone doesn’t mean anything. people change.  ❞ ❝  i couldn’t put it into words, but they seemed to understand anyway.  ❞ ❝  feelings can creep up just like that.  ❞ ❝  these feelings need time to grow.  ❞ ❝  find out too much about a person and you lose interest.  ❞ ❝  broken hearts usually can’t sleep at night.  ❞ ❝  i long to be loved.  ❞ ❝  my heart will carry me back to you.  ❞ ❝  we love what we can’t have.  ❞ ❝  everything comes with an expiry date.  ❞ ❝  it was then that i finally fell in love for the first time.  ❞ ❝  but at that moment, i felt such warmth.  ❞ ❝  the road isn’t that long.  ❞
239 notes · View notes
memehcwling · 1 year
Text
☈ ― 𝕍𝔸𝕃𝔼ℕ𝕋𝕀ℕ𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝔸𝕐 themed prompts / memes
Tumblr media
SYMBOLS: use " ⇆ " to reverse muses.
🌠 - for our muses to lay under the stars together ✍️ - for my muse to write yours a love letter ☂ - for our muses to get stuck in a rain storm 💘 - for my muse to confess their feelings for your muse 📷 - for your muse to catch mine taking a candid photo of them 🔑 - for my muse to give your muse a spare key to their house 💐 - for my muse to show up at your muses place with a bouquet of flowers 😍 - for my muse to compliment your muse
― angsty edition 💔 - for my muse tells your muse they no longer love them 🤥 - for my muse to catch your muse lying to them 🕦 - for my muse to stand your muse up on a date 🍻 - for my muse tries to stop your muse from having another drink
― fluffy sentence starters
❝ would it be alright if i borrowed your sweater? it smells like you. ❞ ❝ you look beautiful/handsome tonight. ❞ ❝ half the time i get too embarrassed to say anything. ❞ ❝ first time i saw you i couldn't get over how beautiful you were. ❞ ❝ quit that, i can't think straight with you looking at me like that! ❞ ❝ don't give me the puppy dog face.. how am i supposed to say no to that? ❞ ❝ you make me lose my words like no one else does. ❞ ❝ i can't imagine a world in which i don't adore you. ❞ ❝ you made me breakfast?! ❞ ❝ how did i get so lucky? ❞ ❝ i mean... on the bright side at least we know we can't cook.... ❞ ❝ i'm so yours, always. ❞ ❝ you know you mean the world to me, right? ❞
30 notes · View notes
calliesmemes · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media
DARKNESS HAUNTS YOUR NARRATIVE
UNSETTLING SENTENCE STARTERS FROM VARIOUS SOURCES THAT WILL SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE AND LEAVE AN OMINOUS FEELING LINGERING IN THE ROOM.
Tumblr media
CHANGE gendered words and in-universe phrases as needed.
SPECIFY muse for multimuses.
Tumblr media
“   I’m deep inside your mind. There is no escape for you. ”
“   You save everyone, but who saves you? ”
“   The power inside of me — it’s terrifying. ”
“   Power belongs to those who take it. ”
“   You’ll be the ruin of me, won’t you? ”
“   You weren’t meant to save the world — you were meant to destroy it. ”
“   You didn’t break me; you built me. All you did was make me ruthless. ”
“   You have no power over me. ”
“   I am terrified by this dark thing that sleeps in me. ”
“   All the greatest loves end in violence. ”
“   I don’t think you’re truly mean. You have sad eyes. ”
“   In theory the prophecy could still come true. ”
“   One day, your empathy is going to get you killed. ”
“   We are masters of our own destiny. ”
“   Never trust a survivor until you find out what they did to survive. ”
“   The horror that you have seen is not who you are. ”
“   A little too much anger, too often or at the wrong time, can destroy more than you would ever imagine. ”
“   Your scars are not your shame; they are your story. ”
“   I will never turn my back on people who need me. ”
“   Isn’t it scary to be ready to die at such a young age? ”
“   Your mind is a weapon. Keep it loaded. ”
“   Are you hearing those voices again? ”
“   It scares me sometimes. The emptiness I see in your eyes. ”
“   You may not be interested in the war, but the war is interested in you. ”
“   Haven’t you taken enough from me? ”
“   You collect scars because you want proof that you are paying for whatever sins you have committed. ”
“   It is okay to be angry. It is never okay to be cruel. ”
“   I hope that what you did to me haunts you. ”
“   The price of freedom is high. It always has been. ”
“   When you talk, I can hear the revolution. ”
“   Do not pretend that you are some meek, pathetic little girl when I can see that vicious mind working behind your eyes. ”
“   Your new life will cost you your old one. ”
“   Watching someone you love suffer can teach you even more than suffering yourself can. ”
“   Some people are in your life to test you ”
“   Fear makes men more dangerous than magic ever could. ”
“   At what point do you think i'll become the wound itself and not simply the bearer? ”
“   We are made of all those who have built and broken us. ”
“   All power demands sacrifice and pain. ”
“   Some things buried deep need to stay that way. ”
“   You and I are going to change the world. ”
“   I wonder which will get you killed faster — your loyalty, or your stubbornness? ”
“   Something’s made your eyes go cold. ”
“   If I am not a weapon, then what am I? ”
“   Your chains are broken, but are you truly free? ”
“   You were alone before they left you. ”
“   You can love a monster, it can even love you back, but that doesn’t change its nature. ”
“   It’s awful not to be loved. It’s the worst thing in the world … it makes you mean, and violent, and cruel ”
“   We can simultaneously be both human and monster. ”
“   I have this strange feeling that I’m not myself anymore. ”
“   You laugh like a little girl and think like a martyr. ”
“   Grief taught me inhumane things. ”
“   You will always be a monster. There is no turning back from it. ”
“   I know there’s a villain, and I’m worried it’s me. ”
“   I can’t stand the bitter thing that I’ve become. ”
“   People will never bleed enough to fulfill your vision of justice. ”
“   What if I told you the truth about what happened that night? ”
“   Part of me died in order to survive. ”
“   We are cursed with a tendency for violence. ”
“   I speak in verses, prophecies, and curses. ”
“   I see no use quarrelling with fate. ”
“   Nobody smart plays fair. ”
“   Fine, make me your villain. ”
“   They should be terrified of me. ”
“   I gave you devotion, blood, and my life. ”
“   How disappointing, when people succumb to what is expected of them. ”
“   Perhaps that was why I had to endure pain — because true transformation can only happen in the crucible of suffering. ”
“   Morality, too, is a question of time. ”
“   Memories destroy us. ”
“   My entire life, I’ve been fighting a war. ”
“   Fair is foul, and foul is fair. ”
“   Are you becoming what you’ve always hated? ”
“   I have found it takes a lot of strength to endure myself. ”
“   Loving any of us is a death sentence, isn’t it? ”
“   You long to be bandaged before you have been cut. ”
“   I feel so lost among these entirely strange people. ”
“   Remembering is like an open wound. ”
“   The wounded recognize the wounded. ”
“   I am alone and am suffocating because I cannot give voice to my emotions. ”
“   I’ve lived through entire tragedies in silence. ”
“   The more you love, the more you suffer. ”
“   The crowd that applauds a ruler’s coronation is the same crowd that will applaud a tyrant’s beheading. People like a show. ”
“   You are a better knife than you are a person. ”
“   Life goes more smoothly without a heart. ”
“   People have a hard time letting go of their suffering. Out of a fear of the unknown, they prefer suffering that is familiar. ”
“   I’m nostalgic for the anger I once had. ”
“   The pain I didn’t tell you about has built a home inside of me. ”
“   My greatest regret was how much I believed in my own future. ”
“   All I ever do is grieve. ”
“   Do not mock a pain you haven’t endured. ”
“   I control the shadows. They do not control me. ”
“   Turn the pain into power. ”
“   Sometimes, we survive by forgetting. ”
“   I am now the most miserable man living. ”
“   To remain as I am is impossible; I must die or be better, it appears to me. ”
“   In this sad world of ours, sorrow comes to all; and, to the young, it comes with bitterest agony. ”
“   I see in the near future a crisis approaching that unnerves me. ”
“   Memories do not always soften with time; some grow edges like knives. ”
“   Maybe everything that you thought was breaking you was actually leading you towards yourself. ”
“   Sometimes, not being in control is the most beautiful thing in the world. ”
Tumblr media
183 notes · View notes
memestockpile · 2 months
Text
all of us strangers (2023) feel free to change as needed.
i've seen you a bunch of times, coming and going with your head down.
i don't think that's a good idea.
we don't have to do anything if i'm not your type.
i thought something strong might be good for a night like this.
she's going to be over the moon to see you.
don't just stand there. get yourself inside.
do you live by yourself?
this is so exciting. if i knew the neighbors, i'd run over and tell them right now.
i've always said that writers know less about the real world than almost anyone else.
it's been so nice to see you again. we weren't sure we ever would.
weed is better. i'm off alcohol.
queer does feel polite somehow though. like all the dick sucking's been taken out.
you don't need to worry about that with me.
we'd have been friends for sure.
you need to get those wet clothes off before you catch your death.
you look totally different and yet it's still you.
i thought you'd be hairier.
i like a hairy chest.
always with the stupid jokes and silly puns.
i've made your favorite.
i'm very okay with it. i have been for a long time.
things are different now.
i suppose i never did know what was going on in your odd little head.
so you're not lonely?
why don't i run you a hot bath?
there's no need to be shy. i can close my eyes if it makes you feel better.
i've been thinking about you a whole heap today.
always liked the idea of living in the woods.
i thought about fucking you. or you fucking me. i don't care which.
i always felt like a stranger in my own family.
i was scared you wouldn't come back.
you make me sound like a horrible cliche.
kids are such little cunts.
do you want a hug now?
i've missed this feeling.
you look like you've been up to somehting.
i hate that i wasn't around for you at the time you must have needed us the most.
you shouldn't be here.
i took you back here and just lay with you until you feel asleep.
the feeling just solidified. just a knot, here, all the time.
i understand how easy it can be to stop caring about yourself.
i want to go home. let me take you home.
i don't think i've been in love before. not really.
you have to have known this wouldn't last forever.
don't be fibbing. no secrets now.
getting to know you has made us very proud.
you always did feel a little bit like my lifeboat.
i know i was never good at saying it, i couldn't get the words out, but i do love you, very much.
it's important you believe me.
you're such a kind and gentle boy.
i came to find you.
for now, why don't i just hold you a bit longer.
i never could stand how quiet this place was.
53 notes · View notes
mimis-memes · 1 year
Text
🍎  。:*• ─ CHRISTMAS PICK-UP LINES SENTENCE STARTERS.      ›    ( a compilation of various christmas/holiday-themed pick-up lines taken from various sources, for muses who are feeling flirty this holiday season !  feel free to adjust them to better fit your muses.   note: numbers 21 to 40 can be nsfɯ, so please read at your own risk ! )
nice & funny : 1.    ❝ There’s snow one like you ! ❞ 2.    ❝ When we met, it was love at frost sight ! ❞ 3.    ❝ I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you. ❞ 4.    ❝ Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice ! ❞ 5.    ❝ Are you Christmas ?  Because I want to merry you. ❞ 6.    ❝ There's snow place like your arms this Christmas ! ❞ 7.    ❝ Do you live in an igloo ?  Because you're pretty cool ! ❞ 8.    ❝ I didn’t think I was a snowman, but you just made me melt. ❞ 9.    ❝ If I was the Grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas. I’d steal you. ❞ 10.  ❝ I’ll be home for Christmas — and I want you to come with me. ❞ 11.  ❝ You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree ! ❞ 12.  ❝ I don’t need Christmas lights, you’re already shining so bright ! ❞ 13.  ❝ The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart. ❞ 14.  ❝ Let’s drink some hot tea in the snow. After all, ‘Teas the Season ! ❞ 15.  ❝ I don’t have a Christmas list, because you’re already the best gift. ❞ 16.  ❝ It’s the season of giving, so you should give me your phone number. ❞ 17.  ❝ Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree ?  Because you’re a star ! ❞ 18.  ❝ Let me take you on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not going to flake ! ❞ 19.  ❝ Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas ? ❞ 20.  ❝ If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good all year round. ❞ naughty & sexy : 21.  ❝ Let’s make this a not-so-silent night. ❞ 22.  ❝ Let me help you out of that ugly sweater... ❞ 23.  ❝ I want to fill you up with my... holiday spirit. ❞ 24.  ❝ How about I shimmy down your chimney tonight ? ❞ 25.  ❝ The only package I want this Christmas is yours. ❞ 26.  ❝ We don’t need a sleigh, you can ride me instead. ❞ 27.  ❝ Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true. ❞ 28.  ❝ Let’s both be naughty and save Santa the trip tonight. ❞ 29.  ❝ Is your name Winter ?  Because you’ll be coming soon. ❞ 30.  ❝ Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree. ❞ 31.  ❝ Your stocking isn’t the only thing I’ll be filling up tonight. ❞ 32.  ❝ Are you ornaments ?  Because I want you all over my tree. ❞ 33.  ❝ You're the first gift I want to unwrap on Christmas morning. ❞ 34.  ❝ Call me your Christmas tree, because you’re turning me on. ❞ 35.  ❝ Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me ? ❞ 36.  ❝ I was going to warm my hands by the fireplace, but you’re much hotter ! ❞ 37.  ❝ Do you like the song “Jingle Bells” ?  Because we could go all the way... ❞ 38.  ❝ Are you looking for a tree topper ?  Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top. ❞ 39.  ❝ I just got some mistletoe. How about we go back to my place and try it out ? ❞ 40.  ❝ I’m not Santa, but do you want to sit on my lap and tell me what you want this Christmas ? ❞
Tumblr media
Sources: [ 1 ]  [ 2 ]  [ 3 ]
534 notes · View notes
dick-helmet-magneto · 8 months
Text
Wolverine and the X-Men prompts/sentence starters Pt. 1
“Am I scared? Yes. As you should be.” “That makes me the family's dirty little secret.” “Together we can do something about it. Just come back.”  “I’m not going to let you abandon me again.”  “Your problem is you can’t stay in one place.”   “No one can follow a leader who is never there.”  “You tried to save a man who hates you.”  “The question is, can you afford me?” “I can’t help them like you could.”  “Rule number one of the thieves guild, never reveal a client.”  “Rule number two of the thieves' guild, always know your customers.”  “You still sold out your kind for a little cash.”  “I sold out my kind for a large amount of cash.” “Lead me to your buyer and I’ll pay you double.”  “You’re somehow under the impression that I know where she is.”  “Well, if she’s into living dangerously, this is her lucky day.”  “You hired me for my skill huh? Then allow me to use them.”  “Sorry, but double pay is just not enough, especially putting up with you.”  “Ah, but you did come looking for trouble. And you found it.” “What about my house? You blew it up.”  “That’s not going to work on me.”  “Don’t do this. It’s my fault.”  “We know he’s here, just take us to him.”  “All I’ve been doing is caring for him.”  “Next time you decide to drop by, use the front door.”
7 notes · View notes
Text
RP Starters from "The Munsters" (2022)
Geez, conceited, much?
Simply dropping ice-cold facts.
Zombie problem solved.
You know, a man is more than the sum of his parts.
What do I look like, a moron?
Well, I suppose you have a better idea.
You'll kill us both!
I could have altered mankind's place in the universe.
I have pictures of my fuzzy little nuggets!
Cute little fella.
I'm gonna go...
I want a man who makes my blood run cold.
Let me guess... he's broke again.
That's not something you see everyday!
Don't you dare touch that dial!
Beauty goes skin-deep, but ugly goes down to the bone.
I'm looking for a vision... a queen.
Which dress says I'm very, very interested, but not miserable and depressed?
HEY, NUMBSKULL!
When they made me, they broke the mold!
We're dealing with some serious brain power here!
Dazzle me with your side-splitting wit.
I knew the moment I laid eyes on you that you were special.
I'm just a regular gal living a boring, normal life.
If there's one thing I know, it's that the rest of the world melted away as soon as you appeared in my life.
Perfect husband coming up!
Everybody's in a dancing mood tonight.
You know I never drink wine.
You're the hemlock in my veins.
My sweet pussycat.
All I ask is that we spend the rest of my lives growing disgracefully old together.
What a cream puff!
Can someone please call 911?
He's your bloody problem now, mate!
You know how wolves get after a few too many.
I would hate to think I just threw my life away marrying a blockhead!
I hate to say it, but old Paris is overrated.
You look so continental and suave!
And she swore she would get revenge on me.
Bottom's up!
Who's side are you on?
So manly!
Over my dead body.
You gotta get ahead of the curve if you wanna swerve.
Scram.
Have you fellas heard about the new glass coffins?
Don't argue with me.
Well... now what?
11 notes · View notes