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evie-carnahan · 8 months
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Schitt's Creek 2.04 "Estate Sale"
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etraytin · 1 year
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This is Moira. She is five weeks old, and she is very sad because she does not want to grow up. The humans have asked her to begin consuming various types of meat mush, but all she wants is to sit in their hands and purr and get the bottle. It is hard to say no to her.
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lvcygraybaird · 4 months
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SCHITT'S CREEK ⇢ 2x04 | ESTATE SALE
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Bringing back this lovely cast photo from the 2018 holiday season
Schitt's Creek: Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose (4x13)
(Click the photo to zoom in on the higher-quality image)
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scrarefest · 1 year
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SC Rare Fest is returning!
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Looking for stories about the Rose family and their friendships with all our favorite Schitt’s Creek characters? Interested in exploring the relationships between our favorite townies? Want to explore how Ronnie got to Schitt’s Creek, what Patrick and Derek talked about during rehearsals, or who bought a tarot card reading from Twyla? What about all the potential throuples and moreples in this universe, or the rare ships that could’ve happened with a canon divergence? Or some post-canon happily-ever-afters, both romantic and platonic? SC Rare Fest is for you!
We are super excited to share that SC Rare Fest is returning for another round of fun!
Quick Details
Works featuring rare ships of all sorts are welcome
Works featuring gen stories of all sorts are welcome
Works based on rare/gen stories of all sorts are welcome, including podfic, art, filk, and everything else!
There WILL be catch-all prompts!
We ask that your work not be centered around the David/Patrick relationship. While it can be in the work as a background element—of course David or Patrick may talk to a friend or family member about their relationship!—we ask that your work be centered around their relationships with others. For example, what do Patrick and Stevie enjoy doing that David hates? What does a shopping spree between David and Alexis look like? Do Johnny and Patrick ever watch another baseball game together? If you have any questions about the intentions of this fest as it pertains to David/Patrick, we are happy to share more of our thoughts!
Important Dates
Prompting is open January 30-February 13
Works are due April 9
Posting will take place from April 10-14
Creators are revealed April 17
Our ask box is open if you have any questions. Help us spread the word!
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chelle-68 · 7 months
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@mallpretzles Summer Word Challenge
Word of the Week: Ice cream
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“Jesus Christ, Patrick!” David shouts into the phone. “I fucking lost him!”
“Who?”
“Roland goddamned Junior, Patrick!”
“How did you do that? You just left Roland’s and Joycelyn’s house with him!” Patrick exclaims.
“We literally stopped by Mom’s garden for two seconds because I got a text. I looked up, and he was fucking gone!”
“Okay, he couldn’t have gotten too far, David,” Patrick says. “I’m coming outside to help you look for him.”
“He’s probably already in someone’s basement, and they’re going to sell his little organs on the black market!”
“Okay, well, that’s…that’s a lot, David. I don’t think we’re quite there yet.”
“Those monsters work fast, Patrick.”
“David, I just stepped outside, and I see him. He’s at the ice cream truck across the street.”
“That little fucker, he’s causing frown lines and making me run!” David says as he darts past Patrick and the store.
“Roland Jr.!” David shouts as soon as he spots the little boy waiting in line.
Rollie looks over, and a big smile crosses his face, and he runs to David, and David grabs onto him as he launches himself into David’s arms, wrapping his little legs and arms around David’s waist and neck.
“Jesus Tapdancing Christ, do not run away from me again,” David says, relief washing through him. “I was terrified!”
“Love you too, Uncle David!” Rollie Jr. says as he pulls back enough to look David in the face.
“No. Don’t. That insinuates I am related to your father. Which I am not in any way or fashion,” David responds, ignoring how this little gremlin says he loves him makes him feel.
“Okay, Uncle David,” Rollie Jr says as David deposits him back on the ground.
“Ice cream, please!” Rollie says, grabbing David by the hand and pulling him towards the truck playing that insufferable song.
David turns to Patrick as he walks up to them.
“They should never let this child have a passport,” David tells his husband. “He has the potential to cause more international incidents than Alexis.”
“I love Auntie Alexis!” Rollie says at the mention of her name.
“You are to stay far away from her from now on,” David says with raised eyebrows. “And stop calling me Uncle David.”
“Okay, Uncle David!”
“Fuck.”
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creeksource · 2 years
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SCHITT’S CREEK | 6.04 
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mallpretzles · 1 year
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Happy New Year’s Eve to my frans near and far. And Happy New Year to those already living in the future. 😉
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#me socializing post-lockdown SCHITT'S CREEK (2015)
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scraregenrecs · 1 year
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Rare & Gen Rec Round-Up - September & October 2022
Hi, friends! November was a doozy for your mods, so we apologize for the delay in getting this post out to you. But we're back, and we hope everyone’s nice and cozy (and warm) and ready to read some of our favorite rare & gen SC works from September and October 2022. We know you'll enjoy them!
it was just a wednesday by apothecarose, Stevie/Twyla, rated T, 592 words
Summary: I only drink red wine. She remembers saying those words to David years ago, and she had been telling the truth. She'd never been attracted to another woman, which is why her feelings for Twyla slammed into her like a freight train.
Rec [written by samwhambam]: I really enjoyed this fic. It felt like a nice, warm hug of feelings. It was gentle and the whole thing is the equivalent of the ‘oh’ we love so much. Highly recommend if you’re looking for something short and sweet and full of feelings!
Some of the Things Some of the Time by @chronologicalimplosion, Stevie/David, rated G, 11,050 words
Summary: "How, um... How do you feel about... flavored wines?"
"What, like Herb Ertlinger's fruit wines?" Stevie pulls a face, obviously not having caught on yet.
David takes a deep, only-mildly-mortified breath, hoping she will. "No, like. I mean, what really is a red wine, anyways? Like, sure, it's got a different color from white, but different people like them because they taste different. So I was just wondering. Since you're a red drinker. Is it... the label, or the grapes, or... the taste? What if--I mean--you made a wine out of white grapes but you pissed off Dionysus or the scientists worked their magic or whatever and it came out tasting like a red?"
"Okay, David, I think you are vastly overestimating how picky I am about wine--and also how much I, like, know about wine? Because I know this is a metaphor but I have no idea what you're talking about."
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A reimagining of the events of Carl's Funeral & Honeymoon (where David and Stevie talk sexuality, hook up, and break up) in which David Rose is a trans man.
Rec [written by doingthemost]: I loved the original in this series, and as a sucker for David/Stevie, I was thrilled to see this new installment! I love this reinterpretation of the canon; the characterization and dialogue are so on point, I would absolutely believe that this is canon.
Wishing for an Endless Night by jmda4, Alexis Rose, NR, 594 words
Summary: Alexis tries to cope with the idea of leaving her family.
Rec [written by petalwrites]: This short-and-sweet fic explores what’s going through Alexis’s head before she leaves for New York, and it’s really touching! It really highlights how much she grew throughout the show, which is one of my favorite parts of Schitt’s Creek.
The Witch of Schitt’s Creek by @tyfinn, Gen, NR, 1115 words
Summary: Roland Jr. comes to David and Patrick for help when he thinks he sees a witch.
Rec [written by petalwrites]: Something about this really reads like part of a Halloween episode of a sitcom for me — which I’m a sucker for. D/P makes a brief appearance, but the real star here is Roland Jr. It’s a funny, sweet fic about a misunderstanding so true to how kids think. I could definitely see it happening in a future episode of the show.
Happy reading, friends!
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weathereyehorizon · 2 years
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205 vs 603
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Season 6 of Schitt's Creek was a love letter to the fans, with callbacks to the other seasons littered throughout every episode.
Season 2 Johnny could never have imagined that Roland would one day be his partner, and his saving grace.
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jesuisici33 · 1 year
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a sneak peek to tomorrow's daily drabble prompt! (a whodunit but will it go right this time? wait tomorrow morning to see!)
The night of the murder mystery dinner date at Mutt’s old barn, Twyla and Alexis met the guests at the door. Twyla in a dress Alexis once wore in her one episode stint of Deal or No Deal, and Alexis in a Hercule Poirot inspired suit. She’s holding her hat out for the guests filled with folded pieces of paper, all but one proclaiming their innocence for the evening. 
“Ohh-oh! Why if it isn’t Watson, my dearest companion!” Roland said to Alexis as he reached for his piece of paper. He was dressed in a matching deerskin cap and cape. “University, amiright?” 
“Rollie, I told you, the line is elementary.” Jocelyn came up behind him, dressed like Jessica Fletcher. 
“Then why can’t I understand a thing that guy says?”
for a 🎁 i'll post five sentences for the current wip i'm working on!
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etraytin · 1 year
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Kitten Time!
Hello Tumblr, time for pictures of cat babies!
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You're welcome, I hope you enjoy.
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schittscreekprompts · 2 years
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After Bob retires, Bob’s garage baseball team needs a new name. Rose Apothecary sponsors.
David has some thoughts about the uniforms. And the aesthetics. And the color schemes.
Maybe he clashes with Ronnie. 🤷‍♀️
Also, does Patrick continue to play for the team his business does not sponsor?
(Could also work as a little League team).
Here's hoping David goes full avant-garde with some three dimensional roses on the front. Kidding. Maybe.
If you turn this prompt into a fic please tag this account or reblog with your work.
Thank you, @treluna4, for your prompt!
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scfrozenover · 1 year
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Santa Baby (All I Want For Christmas Is You) by AWorldOfDreams
[David/Patrick, Stevie & David, David & Roland Moira Schitt, David & Jocelyn - M - 8,640]
Is David on the naughty or nice list? Read on to find out..
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scrarefest · 1 year
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PROMPTING IS NOW OPEN FOR SC RARE FEST!
Want more stories about the Rose family’s found family? Interested in exploring the relationships between our favorite townies? Want to explore Patrick and Ray’s relationship as roomies, how Ronnie joined the Jazzagals, or what happens to Alexis in New York? What about all the potential throuples, moreples in this universe, or the rare ships that could’ve happened with a canon divergence? Or some post-canon happily-ever-afters, both romantic and platonic? 
We are the fest for you!
How Prompting Works
Between today, January 30, and February 13, you can leave prompts on AO3! Any ideas for rare or gen works can be left here for creators’ inspiration.
We will have catch-all prompts, for those who want to keep their ideas secret (instead of posting and claiming their own prompt) or for fanartists, vidders, podficcers, etc. who wants to create work for this fest that’s based off of an existing work. They will be posted after prompting closes so they are at the top.
Prompts featuring any non David/Patrick romantic relationship, whether they are canon or not-canon, or any non-romantic relationship, whether they are canon or non-canon, are welcome!
We ask that your work not be centered around the David/Patrick relationship. While it can be in the work as a background element—of course David or Patrick may talk to a friend or family member about their relationship!—we ask that your work be centered around their relationships with others. For example, what do Patrick and Stevie enjoy doing that David hates? What does a shopping spree between David and Alexis look like? Do Johnny and Patrick ever watch another baseball game together? If you have any questions about the intentions of this fest as it pertains to David/Patrick, we are happy to share more of our thoughts!
To give everyone a fair chance at claims, we will be removing claims made earlier than February 13. We will announce on Tumblr when claiming is officially open!
Important Dates
Prompting is open January 30-February 13
Works are due April 9
Posting will take place from April 10-14
Creators are revealed April 17
Our ask box is open if you have any questions. Help us spread the word, and start prompting today!
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