#robin sherbatsky

[rewrotethestars]

#join me for my reobsession with these two #robin sherbatsky #barney stinson #himym #swarkles #barney x robin

[hey--folks]

#how i met your mother #himym #tv series #ted mosby #robin sherbatsky #barney stinson #lily aldrin #marshall eriksen #colbie smulders #neil patrick harris #josh radnor #alyson hannigan #jason segel

[flipjack]

Deck the halls with... murder?

#Cobie Smulders #Mistletoe Murders #How I Met Your Mother #Robin Sherbatsky #Robin Sparkles #Avengers #Maria Hill #Stumptown #Dex Parios

[oliveoomph]

Cobie Smulders

#cobie smulders #robin sherbatsky #maria hill #actress #gifs by olive #dex parios #talk show

[fannyspammy]

Fixing the Yips

Barney Stinson x fem!Reader

18+, hair pulling, fingering, daddy kink, unprotected sex etc

Based on S3E11 “The Yips”

A/N: this came to me while I was rewatching himym and I had to write it down so enjoy

You’d always gotten along with Barney, even though he could be absolutely ridiculous and childish. In fact, it was often your love for fun and adventure that brought you closer— laser tag matches, last minute flights just for a change in scenery, licking the liberty bell…

And you had to admit he was attractive. The suit effect was real, and the fact he wore them every day didn’t stale the fact; you’d never get tired of the sight of him in a suit. Still, you bet he was just as attractive without it. In fact you’d spent a few sleepless nights picturing him suitless, hovering over you (or under you). You were too proud to make a move, though, and although you didn’t know it, Barney was too shy to make a move on you.

But when Barney had run into Rhonda, the woman he’d lost his virginity to, he’d caught a bad case of the yips. You’d never seen Barney this way — so unconfident, so out of it, and you knew the perfect way to fix him.

You walked nervously up to Barney’s apartment, clutching your trench coat in the pockets. Your hair was pinned up loosely, holding your day old curls away from your face, framing it perfectly. When he opened the door he looked surprised to see you. But his face soon returned to its downcast expression as he trudged to the couch and slumped in his seat. His grey sweatpants and blue hoodie were a contrast from how you usually saw him, but you knew you only needed a few minutes to get his confident energy back.

“I heard you had the yips,” you said, stepping out of your heels. He glanced over at you without turning his head. You began to unbutton your coat as you strutted toward him slowly.

“I thought I would help you… fix it,” you said with a gentle bite of your lower lip. Barney turned to look at you, eyeing you up and down as you teasingly pulled back your coat, revealing the flimsy red lace that barely covered your body.

Barney raised his eyebrows. “Y/n what are you doing?” His hands instinctively resting on your thighs as you gently climbed into his lap. Lowering your lips to his ear you whispered, “I told you, I’m helping you.”

With that, you brought your lips to his. The kiss started out sweet and gentle, but soon your tongues were wrestling at a steady pace. Barney tugged on your hair, and you moaned as he pulled your head back, placing sloppy kisses down your neck. Your hair spilled from its pinned position and down over your shoulders as Barney kept pulling your hair and sucking hickies on your neck. You felt a growing wetness in your panties as a sudden need for more of Barney washed over you, and you ground your hips against him to satisfy your craving.

Barney groaned under the movement and you felt him growing under you. You unzipped the hoodie he was wearing and threw it across the room. Wrapping your legs around his waist you pushed your dripping core harder against him and dragged your nails down his chest.

Barney had a hand squeezing your ass and the other freeing your boobs from your bra before squeezing one as his tongue moved toward the other one, teasing the nipple before taking it into his mouth and sucking desperately.

“Mmm, Barney, more, please,” you begged, and he obeyed.

He looked up at you, eyes on yours as he continued sucking your breasts and slid a finger past your panties, through the wetness of your folds and began circling your clit. Encouraged by your moans of pleasure he went faster before thrusting 2 fingers in. Curling his fingers slowly, he watched lustfully as your face contorted in pleasure by his own doing.

“You like that, baby? Daddy making you feel good?” Barney purred into your ear as he pawed your breast roughly with his free hand.

“Mmm, yes daddy, so good… please, more,” you praised him.

“Tell daddy what you want.”

“I want — oh!— to feel you — mmm— in me, daddy… mmm please! I want to cum around your cock!” You said between moans.

Flipping you onto your back, Barney flung your legs over his shoulders and positioned himself at your entrance.

He hesitated before pushing into you. “You sure you want this?” he asked.

“Yes daddy please!”

Holding onto your hips he thrust into you, allowing you a moment to adjust to his size before starting a steady pace. The room was filled with the sound of your moans, your cries of pleasure and the slapping of skin on skin. The more you said his name the harder he thrust into you, hand around your throat, other rubbing your clit as your nails raked across his back, sure to leave marks.

Over and over again you called his name, and with every praise the yips left him, until he was back to his confident sexual self. Soon he was flipping you backwards and forwards, fucking you hard in a dozen different positions. You had already come twice, but were quickly brought into round three so Barney could finish.

About an hour later he had you pinned against his large window, arms held tightly above your head with one hand while the other held your leg up so he could pound into you from behind. When he was finally on the brink of his high he released your arms to circle your clit as he came hard in you, white liquid filling your pussy as you came with him, reaching your third high, a loud cry coming from each of you, your names spilling from your lips as he rode you through your high.

When you’d both caught your breath Barney turned you around so you were facing him. Tucking a strand of hair behind your ear, he looked at you for a moment, studying your face before placing a kiss on your lips.

“Thank you,” he said as he pulled away. You smiled at him before meeting him in another kiss.

Then Barney said something he’d never said to another girl.

“Wanna stay the night?”

#himym #barney stinson #barney stinson x reader #barney x reader #barney stinson smut #barney stinson imagine #ted mosby #marshall eriksen #robin sherbatsky #lily aldrin #neil patrick harris #nph #neil Patrick Harris smut

[rykemeadow]

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER (2005 - 2014)

#how i met your mother #himym #himymedit #barney stinson #marshall eriksen #lily aldrin #robin sherbatsky #tvandfilm #tvedit #cinematvedit #cinematv #mine #mystuff #mygifs

[alzirrx]

Me when I rewatch himym but it’s only the episodes where Barney and Robin are together and happy and perfect and I pretend that the season finale didn’t happen because screw the writers

#swarkles #barney x robin #robin x barney #barney stinson #robin sherbatsky #how i met your mother

[tommywambsgansceo]

Robin and Barney ♥

#how i met your mother #himym #robin sherbatsky #robin sparkles #barney stinson

[barneysbarnacle]

how i met your mother 1.14

#himym #how i met your mother #barney stinson #robin sherbatsky

[strideofpride]

I CANNOT believe nobody ever mentioned Daisy Jones & The Six has the exact same ending as HIMYM???

#like wtf???? #daisy jones and the six #how i met your mother #djats #himym #daisy jones #billy dunne #camila alvarez #ted mosby #tracy mcconnell #robin sherbatsky

[rewrotethestars]

"They watched it over and over that night until, finally, they stopped watching."

#swarkles #himym #how i met your mother #barney x robin #robin sherbatsky #barney stinson #himymgifs #my gifs #himymedits #just look at how they get closer and closer so cuteeeeeee

[amiadeadpoet]

why is ted mosby so underrated???? fanfics on him are literally nowhere...

#himym #how i met your mother #ted mosby #ted mosby x reader #marshall eriksen #lily aldrin #barney stinson #robin sherbatsky #sitcom #tv series

[flipjack]

Every time I think we've seen maximum Cobie she kicks it up a level!

#Cobie Smulders #Secret Invasion #Avengers #Maria Hill #How I Met Your Mother #Robin Sherbatsky

[oliveoomph]

Cobie Smulders

#cobie smulders #maria hill #actress #robin sherbatsky #dex parios

[solocanzoninelleorecchie]

#Ted #Mosby #Ted Mosby #HIMYM #How I Met Your Mother #Robin #Robin Sherbatsky #Sherbatsky #serie #TV #serie TV #Tv series #Netflix #Netflix It #Netflix Ita #Netflix Italia

[nickismyspiritanimal]

shout-out to m/f couples where the woman is an independent badass who has trouble opening up to people and the man is the one who lets her feel comfortable and open up for the first time, and appreciates her for being her independent badass self.

#thinking... #simmosa #swarkles #himym #superstore #robin Sherbatsky #barney stinson #jonah simms #amy sosa