Midnight Pals: Cage Match
Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the
Elon Musk: [busting out of the bushes] eyyyyy stephano king! you thinka you so smart
Musk: you thinka you smart but elon muska he da smartest man inna world ey? oh!!!
Musk: [steps on rake]
Musk: eyyyy paisano!!!
Poe: steve who is this
King: no one, just ignore him guys
Musk: eyyyy ima pickle rick!
Poe: steve is this a friend of yours
King: no guys i just
Musk: gotsa gitsa friggata!!!
Poe: steve could you ask your friend to keep it down
Musk: eyyy stephano king you no lika you blue check? friendship witha stephano king ended!
King: we weren't friends elon
Musk: jk rowling issa my new besta friend!
Musk: we onna da same page!
JK Rowling: i want to eat your transss daughter too
Musk: lika two peasa inna pod!
Musk: issa me elon musk!
Musk: i bann da color yellow from my tesla factory cusa i no like it!
Musk: eyy maybe i banna da color yellow from twitter! eyyy!!
Robert W Chambers: but wait i need that color to live
Musk: eyyy i say da color yellow issa slur!! ey!!!
Musk: eyyyy i fighta inna cage match witha mark zuckerberg! oh!!!
Musk: just lika my hero lowtax fighta inna cage match witha uwe boll!
Barker: oh yeah? how'd that match go for lowtax
Musk: eh i forgetta
Musk: it probably go real good eh?
King: you really think you could take mark zuckerberg?
Musk: ey!! i'ma pickle rick!! i beata da zuck cuz my meme game issa strong!
King: zuckerberg literally has an arena where he hunts men for sport, elon
King: i feel like you might not be taking this as seriously as you should
Elon Musk: eyyy!!! i maka da meme!! i lika da dogecoin!!
Mark Zuckerberg: [with eerie robotic calm] i have no animosity toward mr musk, but i will make orphans of his children. before the sun sets, i will slake my thirst with his blood. death will be a mercy that shall not come
Elon Musk: eyyy!!! I puncha da zuck! Oh!!
[Mark Zuckerberg immediately delivers killing blow]
King: oh shit!
Poe: oh no!
Barker: hahaaha hope you got $10 dude!!!
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"I cannot forget Carcosa where black stars hang in the heavens; where the shadows of men's thoughts lengthen in the afternoon, when the twin suns sink into the lake of Hali; and my mind will bear for ever the memory of the Pallid Mask."
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Here's the King in Yellow!
I just wanted to draw sth special and yellow, so yeah!
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“Strange is the night where black stars rise,
and strange moons circle through the skies,
but stranger still is
lost Carcosa.”
― Robert W. Chambers, The King in Yellow and Other Horror Stories
ℌ̔͌̿́͒𝔞́͌̒͆̿͝𝔰̈́̽̀́̓̾𝔱̓̿̈́͘͝͠𝔲͑̈́̈́́͘𝔯̈́͛̀̔͋̽
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PART TWO of my Cthulhu Mythos tarot project! Here we have numbers THREE THROUGH SIX!
We have The Empress as an idol to Shub-Naggath, The Emperor as who else but The King in Yellow himself, The Hierophant as Cthulhu himself, and The Lovers as Yog-Sothoth and Lavinia Whateley (and Wilbur Whateley)
Very very happy with these, even if it took me a while to get them done. Hopefully the next set (The Chariot, Justice, The Hermit, and Wheel of Fortune) will go a little easier
PART ONE!
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Midnight Pals: Prog
Todd Keisling: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call the tale of the yellow kings
Keisling: so there's this progressive rock band making an album based on the yellow king
Keisling: with a cover by our greatest living artist roger dean
Dean Koontz: hey! that's my name too!
Keisling: that's no coincidence boy
Keisling: so there's this groupie
Keisling: camilla
Keisling: and she's got ideas for the band's music
Keisling: horrifying apocalyptic ideas
Keisling: she's going to have everyone take off their masks
Robert W Chambers: i get it!
Keisling: they're going to cause an apocalypse with the power of progressive rock
Dean Koontz: wow progressive rock sounds pretty dangerous
Keisling: only in the wrong hands, dean
Keisling: the power of progressive rock turned to evil, like Univers Zero or Van Der Graaf Generator, can be devastating
Keisling: but turned to the light...
Keisling: take a look at this album, dean, pretty cool huh?
Keisling: oh dean
Keisling: prepare to have the doors of perception
Keisling: blown right off their hinges
Kiesling: check this out dean, i think you'll really like this music
Poe: whoa todd this might be a little advanced for dean
Kiesling: no don't worry i'll start him off slow
Kiesling: let's start you off with some Yes
Dean Koontz: Yes?
Keisling: yeah i think you can handle it
Koontz: why is there a scary zombie on the cover?
Keisling: that's steve howe
Keisling: actually dean on second thought
Keisling: Yes might be a little much for your first time
Keisling: let's start you with Yes Featuring Jon Anderson, Trevor Rabin, Rick Wakeman
Keisling: behold, my record collection!
King: wow this is quite the collection todd!
King: you know, you could save a lot of space if you went digital
Keisling: yeah but
Keisling: vinyl just has a warmer sound ya know?
Keisling: dean i think you're really going to like this band
Keisling: it's called jethro tull
Poe: whoa whoa dean is not ready for that
Keisling: oh don't worry i'm not playing thick as a brick or anything
Keisling: just bungle in the jungle
Keisling: you'll like it dean it's about animals
Koontz: can i listen to this album?
Keisling: Crack the Sky? no dean that's the ayahuasca of prog
Keisling: you want the flintstones chewable vitamins of prog
Keisling: here, try some tarkus
Dean Koontz: [vibrating while listening to headphones, blood gushing from nose] of course i understand it all
Keisling: Dean! No!
Keisling: Not Gentle Giant!
Keisling: it's too much, too soon!
Koontz: each day actually consists of four days occurring simultaneously
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One more underated literary monster Monster High Kid, this one an OC who's credit goes to @see-arcane for helping create her!
Here's Marigold!
She's the daughter of The King in Yellow and a certain lady who came across some very interesting wallpaper...
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NEW IN STORE!
“Song of my soul, my voice is dead.”
Abbie has given us a beautiful glimpse into the lost, crumbling city of Carcosa and its tattered King. It won’t be around forever, so be sure to pick yours up before they’re gone!
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