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one-time-i-dreamt · 3 days
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You could rob Tom Nook from Animal Crossing while you slept.
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hiestcrew · 3 days
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1970s, Sweeney style bank robbery. Hammer guy to smash security screen, gunmen to keep customers under control. Driver in a Vauxhall Astra with the engine running outside ready for a quick getaway.
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Text: We are not attempting to steal the portrait, not really. We are attempting to steal the girl directly out of it, trapped there for a century or longer.
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unbfacts · 3 months
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jaydarino · 3 months
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Hello Tumblr. I humbly return with another shirtless man.
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that-house · 1 year
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Late night shopping fact: any glass door is unlocked if you’re bricks enough
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365filmsbyauroranocte · 10 months
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That’s how Nan Goldin and David Armstrong met.
All the Beauty and the Bloodshed (Laura Poitras, 2022)
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bounder-returns · 13 days
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With the rest of the street out enjoying the local town parade, the cousins were having their own community get together.
The tight tape crushing their faces rendered getting help fairly impossible, especially with socks balled up in their mouths too. They could hear the distant sounds of music and merriment, while the robber would be making his own merriment.
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cjrobful · 4 months
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balaclavamasked · 1 month
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zenniefox · 1 year
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chiko and vesper go and rob a restaurant cuz they think it's a clever undone 90s idea commission on twitter!!
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one-time-i-dreamt · 4 months
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My friend and I went to Disneyland together and robbed a bank but then he got executed for treason because he did a bad Mickey Mouse impression.
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longreads · 1 year
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It feels almost disingenuous to say my car was stolen. It was not broken into. No one hotwired it. I was not carjacked at gunpoint. Nor was it stolen through the recent TikTok trend to boost Kias by sticking a USB drive down the throat of the ignition. Nothing so clever or destructive occurred.
I left Las Vegas, where I live, for a work trip to Phoenix. That morning, my father flew into Las Vegas for a weekend trip with his wife and her grandson. They borrowed my car. While out to dinner that evening, my father left it unlocked with the key inside in the parking lot of the Orleans Hotel and Casino, a budget resort west of the Strip.
I was out drinking with colleagues that night and missed a few calls. When I checked my phone, I saw my father had texted with weird punctuation and fragment sentences: “Call me It’s very important. It’s about important.”
It sounded important. I had also missed a call from the police. I got on the phone with my father first and, with a tone of pure shame, he said, “I’m sorry to tell you this, son. Your car is gone.”
When Dan Hernandez recovered his stolen car, he found a mysterious VHS labeled “Bad Tape” left inside of it. His friends and family told him not to watch it, but Dan couldn’t resist. Read our latest.
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Deep Water Prompt #3208
We are nearly apprehended, attempting to steal a living painting from the world’s most famous gallery. We have no choice but to enter it, safely hidden, but at the mercy of the world inside.
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robbingyourbank · 1 month
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You go to the vault and clean it out. I'll stay with the customers and make sure nobody plays hero.
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milesandcorysupermacy · 2 months
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Sza should've won that grammy idgaf what the swifties say 🤷🏾‍♀️
HOMEGIRL LITERALLY SPENT ALL YEAR PROMOTING HER ALBUM, ON TOUR TWICE, GROWING ON HER PERFORMANCE CAPABILITY, ANDDDD THE ALBUM TOOK 5 YEARS TO MAKE AND U TELLING ME TAYLOR'S LIL LAST MIN ALBUM THAT TOOK LIKE 4 MONTHS TO WRITE WON????
Anyway congrats to Tyla, Coco, and Victoria Monet for the first grammys
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