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fantasykiri5 · 13 days
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Fabian and Riz to me are like. They’re like the definition of “a secret third thing” to me but not like in a qpr way. Their thing is just Their Thing, like they’re inseparable they drive each other fucking bonkers they care so deeply and they’re stupid teenagers and I don’t think they would even really think about it at all. I don’t think either of them can imagine a world where they’re not at least around the other, and like whatever their thing is definitely isn’t allo but it’s definitely not regular besties shit. They just like being around each other, I don’t think either of them would really even think to put a name to whatever it is they’ve got going on, and I definitely don’t think either of them would ever put enough thought into it to even figure out what a qpr is, much less label themselves in one. They’re just Fabian and Riz. The Ball and Captain of the Owlbears. They’re just them I think. Idk man.
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lovevalley45 · 8 days
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listen ik jace stardiamond may be kinda sus but all of his appearances are so iconic
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my fave bits of some dimension 20 campaigns in no particular order:
fantasy high: fig calling goldenhoard godlenrod and keeping saying that he's into her and also riz "the ball" gukgak
fantasy high sophomore year: the goddamn crustacean themed party & chungledown bimothy trying to shit in fabians mouth, also fabians gramps not being able to pronounce gorgugs name another addition: gilear the chosen one
a starstruck odyssey: the ball is rolling up! a late addition: the pleasure putty, like just the premise of it
a court of fey and flowers: the shenanigans of the cousins and also the green hunter specifically, like how they just kept coming back to it was so fucking funny
the unsleeping city 1: juicy cockroach and spicy pigeon also just that steven sondheim was just there and that one kinky dude who just puts shit up his butt
the unsleeping city 2: ricky licking his dog back??? also that dude putting stuff up his ass being able to cast identify thru his fucking butthole dhshjs
a crown of candy: "i wanna get slammed big style" and that obsession with shitting in front of other people
misfits and magic: mess with the goat feel the horns also, not really a bit i think but jammers fucking familiar being a goddamned basketball, just straight up a basketball 😭
neverafter so far: "I'm the prince of shoeberg motherfucker" also pib and pinocchio just gaslighting bandlebridge and rosamund and ylfa checking on shit anywhere they find it snsna
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rizs-briefcase · 3 months
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Fantasy high junior year, predictions/wishlist.
More Fig/Fabian one on one moments, and more Riz/Kristin. I’m obsessed with these duos and I feel we don’t get them nearly enough.
Gorgug changes subclass + puts more level into artificer
More Pok gukgak. Whole family reunion. (I just really love him)
More Riz sexuality scenes; this is important to me because he’s my favourite and I’m aroace. Just give me more.
A couple break up. ( moneys on Kristen/tracker but gorgug/Zelda are a contender)
Ragh love interest!!! Please!!
The bad kids trying to find prom dates (I saw someone else say this and I truly need it)
Another queer arc idc if we’ve had a bunch I want more.
Bad kids parents wedding
Gilear dies, again
Something involving porter
Just more aelwyn , I’m very excited for her sort of redemption arc as such
They all have pretty bad ptsd from the nightmare forest
Domestic nights at mordred manor , like movie night (this is more a request than a prediction)
More of Zayn Darkshadow , and his friendship with Adaine.
A Kristen arc with her brothers, like she left her home because it was unsafe for her but she cared about her brothers so much. She must be feeling SOMETHING about leaving them there
Riz gets a tail. I want that little fucker to have his tail grow in god please
Riz wears a beanie now. (Thank YOU for this suggestions because god I need it).
The cubby family make an appearance!
Gorgug spends some time with his biological parents
Sandra Lynn gets her shit together
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happycamper72 · 2 months
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I might be picking at straws where there aren't any but Kipperlilly turning up as a junior that the bad kids just didn't know existed seems like some timey wimey shit ?? You can't tell me this tiny devil has been in all of Riz's classes and he didn't notice, Brennan didn't say you would know her to be a junior so where the fuck did she come from?
Idk if it's just a weird NPC intro or genuinely more evidence of the time fuckery
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ashesoriley · 1 month
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Ok what Adaine and Riz got married for some fucking scholarship so they can go to school and they do like a courthouse wedding. They did not tell anyone because it is in fact a scam and they don't want to get it revoked
Then Fig finds out and insists on throwing a huge fucking reception at Seacaster Manor which is An Issue because now they have to pretend and they are both gay in the wrong direction
So Gorgug genuinely believes them and is congratulating them
Fabian is throwing a bitch fit in the corner and will not admit to himself why. He's covering by saying things like " well I wanted to be your best man the ball I can't believe you didn't tell me" meanwhile he's consumed with jealousy
Kristen knows why she's upset and thinks she's lost her chance with Adaine and is drowning her sorrows and getting incredibly drunk.
So now later in the party three things happen simultaneously
1: Kristen goes up to Fig very drunk and is like ":) you wanna know a secret:) I'm in love with adaine hiccup and I never told her:((" and just wanders off
2: Gorgug goes up to Adaine and Riz and very sincerely congratulations them. Adaine is feeling incredibly guilty because they are scamming and her very nice friends threw this incredible party and she spills the beans to Gorgug
3: Raug goes to talk to Fabian who's had a few drinks and asks him how he's doing and Fabian goes on about how he wanted to be there at his wedding and be his best man and he wants the best for him in life. And Raug is like hmmm. And asks him how he really feels about Riz. And Fabians like I dream of kissing him in the moonlight but that's just what bros do. And Raugs like hmmmm dude I think you're in love with the ball. And Fabians like nuh uh and internally piecing shit together and panicking about it
Anyway Fig is in the trenches finding out about this when Raug wanders up like: "uhhhh we have a problem". And there's a terrible 10 minutes until Gorgug wanders up like "did everyone know it was a scam:(?" And suddenly everything clicks together.
The tone of the party has now changed as suddenly they split up to make them admit their feelings.
Zelda and Gorgug both split up to get Kristen and Adaine and suggest they go out to the garden together and make a romantic setting and they confess their feelings and it's all very sweet.
At the exact same time Raug and Fig have locked Fabian and Riz in a closet and are chanting confess. Riz eventually cracks and admits it's a scam and Fabians like :D that's terrible:D
So a little while later Kristen and Adaine wander in holding hands and Riz shouting from the closet "it's over Adaine they know" and shes like "are u gonna finally tell Fabian you like him then?" She didn't know he was in the closet too. And Fabians like what??? And Raugs like "I told you it was mutual!" Riz bolts out of the closet determined to start a new life stealing Figs skateboard to go faster. Fabian is now chasing him on the hangman desperately shouting his feelings as they run. The hangman giving unhelpful commentary. Eventually they have a nice conversation and get on the same page.
The real challenge is the next day getting everyone else at the party on the same page
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crestfallercanyon · 1 month
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I LOVE what they’ve done to Aelwyn. I LOVE that she’s a raging party girl in secret, I LOVE that she just fucking kissed Fabian and Fabian’s a besotted moron, I LOVE that they’ve made her so intriguing as to put Ostentatia in the Palimpsest because I have no idea how she’s factoring into all this and I am so goddamn intrigued.
I LOVE Riz and Adaine’s teamwork here as they are facing off against Aelwyn and the fact that they are so supportive of each other as Adaine finally confronts her bitch sister and Riz has an opportunity to get his answers. I am also LOVING the fact that Adaine is getting the opportunity to potentially gain some confidence here as she is now powerful and skilled enough to catch Aelwyn in the midst of her bullshit — I’m wondering if Aelwyn has so far gotten away with so much because she’s been predominantly a conjurer of cheap tricks and before Adaine didn’t know any better but now she’s outshined her in magical talent? We shall see!
I am also IN LOVE with Gorgug as he proceeds to be the cutest big boi in his himbo ways thinking he might be his own dad (and Fig’s response is so adorably and stupidly supportive it’s amazing), I am about to SLAP and smush Fabian’s face because he needs to GET A GRIP and tamp down the horniness (but I also can’t stop laughing at his reactions here) and I am CACKLING and in adoration as Kristen proceeds to relatably fumble her way through her queer-not-yet-even-quarter-life-crisis making out with a literal elemental puppet who can’t do anything but say stereotypical cheerleader bs, and the fact that everyone is both simultaneously rolling terribly with the constant nat 1s and also doing some really cool shit — this whole fight is AMAZING so far.
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alexalessandro · 2 months
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Porter slander is a go actually
Most people agree that he is being a dick about this, but I've seen some other people say that even if Porter is being a dick, he's actually fair here because Gorgug is struggling in his class.
But, um, case in point- He fucking isn't!
During Riz's 30 we learn that Fabian and Gorgug are doing well academically. They're not excelling like Riz or Adaine, but they're also not struggling like Kristen and Fig. The point is they're perfectly average students with beefy transcripts already because of their extracurricular with the Owlbears. Riz doesn’t have to worry too much about them.
So Gorgug. Is not. Failing.
This narrows down Porter's reasons for denying Gorgug solely on his preconceived notions of Gorgug as a student and Barbarian, and here's the thing: Porter's only in-game mechanical basis might be the cold hard truth that you can't concentrate on spells through rage, but check it out, Gorgug is not multiclassing into a wizard! He's multiclassing into an artificer! The only spellcasters that are known for making shit that helps in battle and not necessarily casting spells.
If Gorggug had to multiclass into any spellcasting class, artificer is the one that makes the most sense!
There is no front that Porter is defensible on! He's sucking as a teacher because he's failing a student before even giving them a chance to show that they can do this (“You know we start the year with an A, and it’s ours to keep, not a 0, it’s up to you actually”), and he also sucks in general. Just as Siobhan described in the AP, why do you care? What do you mean you were offended? That's weird asf. Why are you this weird about a student's personal choices?
And even without going in-depth about just how right and beautiful it is for Gorgug's character to multiclass like this and without going into too much depth as to just how shitty Porter is here, the point is, Porter is just wrong.
Also, Porter accurately assesses Gorgug's rage as protective. But then dismisses it like Gorgug is just plain wrong for interpreting his rage like this? Like, I'm sorry, but as a neurodivergent kid, teachers forcing their way of doing things onto me without explaining why my way of doing it was wrong, even if it got the job done, will forever be a gripe of mine. And Porter is just pressing all my buttons on that and- FUCK! HE JUST FUCKING SUCKS OKAY?
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silkywishes · 23 hours
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terrified to make this my first fantasy high post and get crucified or some shit, but as a person who recently realized they're aro bc of fantasy high fic, ahead of today's episode: aro riz and riz ships are not mutually exclusive.
i'm not gonna say there aren't people out there erasing riz's identity for the sake of fics, because there are. but even outside of queerplatonic relationships, romance-positive aro people exist. aroflux, greyaro, demiromantic, and tons of other aro-adjacent identities exist. i'm not saying riz has to be any one of these, but i'd love for you guys to consider these before you accuse anyone enjoying riz ship content of "erasure".
i know a lot of people who make or enjoy this content are aro or ace themselves, and use riz as a character through which to explore the complexities of aromanticness and their own identities. for me, those fics served as a mirror to many experiences i had, and it bothers me to see people pushing such a black-and-white view of the aro experience.
loveless aro riz content is fantastic, and i'm never against seeing more of it, but so is any kind of aro/ace riz content, and loveless aros aren't the only type of aros out there. have a great episode 12, everybody.
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bullet-prooflove · 11 months
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Botany: Angel Reyes x Reader
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Angel always washes his sheets when he knows you’re coming over, there’s something about being surrounded by the scent of fresh laundry and you that completely ruins him. He finds he sleeps better in clean linen, and it becomes a weekly thing instead of fortnightly, even when the two of you haven’t made plans.
He drinks less these days, his fridge actually full of food instead of orange juice and beer because he likes to make you breakfast in the aftermath, sometimes you like to cook when you come over. He enjoys having you around, he looks forward to the nights where you’re his and only his.
There’s a domesticity to the relationship, one that he’s never allowed himself to have before. The women he’s been with since Luisa are fast and fleeting, a place to drown himself when the world becomes too much to bear, and he needs to lose himself.
It’s when he comes home to you, wrist deep in dirt, pulling weeds from the flower beds that line the front of his house that he realises how serious shit has got between the two of you.
“Sorry.” You tell him, using the back of your hand to brush a strand of your hair away from your face. “It’s been bothering me for a while.”
“Yea, no it’s fine.” He tells you, kneeling down and taking up residence next to you. He looks at you wearing one of his shirts thrown over a strap top and those Levi’s that fit you just right. You’re completely in your element, your face streaked with soil, hair tied back as you work. His lover, the kush farmer, the gardener, the botanist.
“We need to prep the soil.” You tell him, letting the gritty, dry earth slip through your fingers. “All of this is devoid of nutrients, I’ll get some compost from the farm, maybe some manure from the horses up by Riz’s place, dig it out and liven it up a bit. Is that ok with you?”
“What will you grow?” His voice rough as he speaks because he’s never had someone so invested. He thinks it means that you’re here to stay because you know, he sure as shit has no fucking idea how to keep something other than himself alive.
“I was thinking we could choose something together.” You say, nudging your shoulder with his. “Play into your vibe, probably some succulents and cacti. I don’t think you’re a lilacs kinda guy, although they are a great pollinator, you’d probably end up with some butterflies and bees. They’re pretty good at smothering weeds too and the smell when summer hits…” You trail off, your cheeks colouring as you tilt your head to meet his gaze. “Sorry I’m getting ahead of myself. Your garden, your rules.”
Fuck you’re captivating to watch. He doesn’t know anything about this horticulture shit but for you it’s a passion, you light up when you talk about it, you’re in your element with your fingers in the earth. He doesn’t know what the hell he did to deserve you.
“I love you.” He blurts out suddenly and he expects you to be taken aback, to reel away from the force of the words that leave his mouth.
“I know,” You tell him, a smile gracing your features as you take in his surprised expression. “You think I don’t see it?”
He’s got nothing to say to that, he really hasn’t. He knows he’s not the most forthcoming of men, he plays his cards close to his chest when it comes to his feelings because he’s been burned before. However, he is impulsive, emotion driven, he feels deeply. He’s not surprised that it bleeds into his physical actions.
“The shit you do for me, it means the world. Making sure I eat in the morning, when you know I’m about to spend a day in the fields, giving me a ride home when I’m too tired to function, running a bath when you know I’m sore. I’ve never been with someone so attuned to me. So, yea, I love you too, and this…” you point at the flowerbed. “is my way of showing it. I’m just really shit at expressing myself, hence why I’m letting you pick the plants instead of just throwing myself into it.”
He laughs because what you don’t realise is that all of these things you’ve listed reflect the shit you do for him. The nights you hold him close in the darkness after he’s had a nightmare, hands soothing over his back as you whisper in his ear, the fact you know he always needs physical reassurance when the two of you are together. You never judge him for it, you never make him feel needy or clingy.
“C’mere.” He mutters, wrapping his arm around your shoulders and drawing you close. You smell like fresh earth, musky and rich, he buries his face in your hair, the contours of your body fitting perfectly against him.  “I love you and you can plant whatever the fuck you want.”
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hootgrowlbears · 1 month
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Everyone should go listen to "Can't Sleep" by K. Flay and think about Riz Gukgak for a second.
Maybe I've been freaking out, moving quick, burning the wick at both ends Screaming loud, stupid shit, scaring all of my old friends Fell down on Bedford, hope that it's not broken Safe to say I might have had too much of some of these potions I love you so much, I'm staying here all night Don't want to get up, I don't want to stop, I don't want to close my eyes I'd rather not give a fuck and end up with some scars The night's just long enough for me to build it all and let it fall apart My mother told me that the world has got its plans I wanna hold em til they burn right through my hands Don't ask me questions cause I'm tired of confessing And I know that it's not much to say but I swear that I'd like to change I can't sleep, I hope I stay awake Cause I've been running, running, running all day Long nights, no peace, I feel like everybody's eyes on me
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cookies-over-yonder · 2 months
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roll for panic attack
During a sleepover at Mordred Manor, Jawbone finds Riz curled up on the kitchen floor.
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hello fh fandom!! i wrote this a week ago after catching up!
When Jawbone steps through the living room of Mordred Manor on his way to grab a glass of water, he expects to see every kid sleeping soundly.
What he doesn’t expect is an empty sleeping bag where Riz should be.
As he approaches the kitchen, the sound of staggered breathing becomes louder.
And when he steps inside, he sees the little investigator curled up into a ball on the floor, leaning against the fridge.
Jawbone isn’t sure this kid even has a set of pyjamas, considering he’s always wearing the same button up and hat even when he should be asleep.
“Riz?” he says quietly, so as not to startle him.
“ Gah! Hiss!” Riz whips his head up, baring his fangs, and has one hand on his gun immediately.
“It’s just me, kiddo,” Jawbone says, kneeling down in front of him.
Riz’s eyes widen, and he shrinks back a little. “Right—yeah—yes, sorry,” Riz stutters out, and now that his face is out from being pressed against his knees, his panting is a whole lot louder. “Am—am I in your way? I can—”
Riz scoots away from the fridge swiftly, only to hit his head on an open drawer and wince, back away, and fruitlessly wipe sweat off his forehead.
“It’s okay, kid,” Jawbone says, fully sitting across from him and closing the drawer. “Now, what’s going on?”
Riz averts his gaze, and Jawbone notices his trembling hands.
“Nothing is going on, Jawbone,” Riz says, continuing to wipe sweat off his face with the sleeve of his shirt.
“Looks to me like you’re having a bit of a panic attack.”
“What? No—I…” he bites his lip, searching for words. “I’m not—I don’t—I just couldn’t sleep,” he stutters out between small gasps, “I mean, I wasn’t going to anyway. Someone’s gotta keep watch, right?” he asks himself desperately, eyes wide and hands frantic. “Shit, I should probably get back over there—why did I even come to the kitchen? I—I—I’m so stupid—”
He lets out a squeak, and starts fully hyperventilating, unable to speak and clawing at the fabric of his shirt.
“Kid, hey, hey, can you hear me?”
Riz shuts his eyes, letting tears fall, and nods, curling further in on himself.
“You’re okay, Riz, we’re gonna do a breathing exercise, okay?”
Riz nods again, and he opens his mouth to speak, but all that comes out is a whine.
Jawbone does a fairly simple one with him, in for four, hold for four, out for four, hold for four. Square breathing seems to help the most with the kids he sees at Aguefort, he finds.
After a few rounds of that, Riz is breathing slightly easier. “I’m fine,” he says, voice hoarse and weak. “Good. I—I’m good. You can go… do whatever you came here to do.”
“Kiddo, do you get panic attacks often?” Jawbone asks, pointedly ignoring Riz’s request.
“It’s not…I’m fine,” Riz glares at him. “You don’t need to worry.”
“You didn’t answer my question. I’m only asking out of concern, you know.”
“Well I—” he starts, and then his face falls. “I don’t know?” he admits, gaze glued to the floor. “I’m good, though. A little bit of anxiety is good. It’s good. It keeps me working. Keeps people safe.”
“A little is good, but it seems to me like you’re working with a lot, Riz. You’re still shaking,” Jawbone adds, gesturing to his hands.
“I’m used to it. Besides, the more sleep I get, the less work I get done,” he says, and he says it so matter-of-factly, Jawbone’s concern increases tenfold.
“The more sleep you get, the better you’ll feel,” he says softly, “Has your anxiety been keeping you up at night?”
“Well, yeah, but that’s normal. Look, are we done talking about this? I’m good now.”
“Alright, do you want some water before you go back to your sleeping bag?”
“No,” Riz says, getting up and walking out of the room.
Jawbone makes a mental note to have a longer chat with him in the morning.
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fillingthescrapbook · 2 months
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Let's Talk About: Fantasy High Junior Year and Under Pressure
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I got too absorbed at what was happening that I kinda stopped taking notes way before midway. But--hooo boy.
Starting the episode with an "I'm not bad anymore" from a cat? From a cat? Brennan has some shit up his sleeves, I tell you. Because we learn that KVX is still around right after this. And that the new teacher has the same last name as one of the rat grinders.
(I will say this: Henry Hopclap might be soft-spoken, but he and Porter are just the opposite sides of the same coin. I gotta hand it to Gorgug/Zac Oyama though for sticking to his guns and pushing through with multi-classing.)
The rest of the episode is just me staring wide-eyed at the screen as Brennan dumps more and more things for the Bad Kids to accomplish, hand-wringing as Kristen/Ally Beardsley forget to take moments to promote Cassandra, hair-pulling as Fig/Emily Axford plants more obstacles between her and her sophomore album, despairing as Adaine/Siobhan Thompson get more and more sucked into the horror of having no money, and as Riz/Brian Murphy focuses more on his friends' problems to the point where Brennan pivots and says the Bad Kids' collective success is how Riz achieves his.
Okay, I don't really know if Brennan pivoted. It feels that way to me.
And then it's just me growing more and more horrified that Brennan is setting the Bad Kids up with the party-planning going so well. And then the episode ending with me yelling out to an empty room that "it is a set up!"
Damn it. We gotta wait another full week for what happens next.
Other things on my mind:
Corsica Jones feels like Brennan channeling his inner Aabria Iyengar.
And I had a dream last week where Siobhan tackled Zac off-screen because of a bit she was doing, and then Zac just saying "aah" as they go down that breaks the Intrepid Heroes. (In the dream, Siobhan was wearing Adaine's jacket of useful things while Zac was wearing an Owlbear uniform.)
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sabra-n · 2 months
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Extremely random FHJY thoughts:
Oh man, I'm so sorry for all the traumatized folks in the tags. As an Old going on twenty years past her junior year: I promise this doesn't last forever. Even if you immediately jump from overworking in high school into overworking in college and grad school, I promise things get better. Truly.
Really not surprised that a campaign featuring Brennan Lee "had to win a game show to escape crippling debt" Mulligan and Ally "subjected themself to televised psychological torment for student loan relief" Beardsley is heavy on characters who absolutely can't afford college.
I was a bit bemused at the outrage at Aelwyn being a middle school teacher at 18 until I remembered that not everyone's job involves knowing random shit like the fact that in some countries you can indeed be a licensed teacher straight out of high school, albeit for younger kids. I also wouldn't be surprised if you could do it in the U.S. in a private or charter school; they're allowed to do pretty much whatever.
Everyone is talking about Fig switching her fortunes with Gilear, but what about Lou seemingly taking on Murph's dice curse? Lou was truly a broken man by the time the trapdoor Yorbies popped up, poor guy.
But to go back to Fig: If she really did take some kind of curse from Gilear, you know she will never, ever give it up if she finds out. She will take every last yogurt stain and never say a word about it to him.
Also, man, her being so good at lying she got Gorgug to gaslight himself really brought me back to the fun of playing my old Rogue character, who had very high Charisma and very low morality. She talked a bunch of guards into poisoning themselves using sleight of hand and a drinking game, used a combo of Thaumaturgy and the Master of Intrigue mimic ability to taunt a villain into falling off a balcony, and gave a man nightmares until he stopped abusing his horse. Good times.
With the time shenanigans Aguefort very deliberately introduced, I wouldn't be even faintly surprised if he and Ayda at least had a cameo at some point in the season.
And given the themes of academic pressure and the way Aguefort's talk of chronomancy was brought up, I also wouldn't be surprised if we got some kind of Hermione Granger Time-Turner plot where the kids use time magic to cram more work into their days.
The trilobytes! AAAAH.
Also, I just really love everything that's going on with Fig and Kristen - the way they have autonomy, but with consequences. You can cut class and just not report your new god, but you have to deal with what happens as a result. It's reminiscent of what I retroactively appreciate about my high school, which was extremely high-pressure, but also devoid of micromanaging bullshit like hall passes. So while there were always 50 things to do, it was up to you how you got them done, and you could always go to the diner midday and get a milkshake for motivation.
That said, judging by the preview, it looks like that high-autonomy Aguefort environment is under attack. Uh-oh!
When Sklonda was talking about a Rogue's guild all I could think of was Laertes from the Society of Shadows. Please oh please let him show up and try to be suave in Riz's direction.
For real though? To all the students in the tags: The idea that you work your ass off to go to a good college and the only reward upon graduation is inevitably more backbreaking work is bullshit. It's one thing if you're working three jobs out of economic necessity, but there is simply no reason on earth to work 90-hour weeks for some fucking investment bank or law firm. Nothing they do is that important. And you have the autonomy to choose something different.
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halevren · 2 months
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FHJY Spoilers || my live thoughts as I watch episode 5
okay so I'm watching it late again because I had bowling. i actually did really well today if anyone cares🔥 there was also a few other personal things that stopped me from watching it for a bit.
NO MORE FANTASIZING ABOUT IT!!!
hey hey hey hey let's go ♪♪
the synod is so blue
EMILY IS SO CUTE I LOVE HER OUTFIT
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this episode idk how to explain it I just don't feel ready.
OH MY GOD THE BOGGY MINI HAS A HAT OH MY GOD I'M CRYING
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP BOGGY HAS A HAT OH MY GOD
GORGUG MINI WITH CHOLE
The art team is so powerful
"Someone grab those teeth"
It's spicy in the dome tonight ‼️‼️
the hat on adaine and boggy make me want to cry they're so cute
WET BOGGY KISS
FIG IS THE GREATEST SECURITY GUARD 🔥🔥🔥🔥
ally chomp noise is so good
I love Brennan just rolling stuff and not saying what it's for
shittering
HEY GIRLIES
"(Murph whimpering with uncertainty)" that's how I feel every second of my existence
I NEED YOU TO DRIVE STRAIGHT THROUGH THE DOORS OF SEACASTER MANOR
Fabian dancing upset is so funny
twenty five armor class 🔥🔥🔥
dancing between the legs of a centaur?!??!??
HE WANTS TO JUMP ON A TABLE??????
oh thank god he made it
Riz is so good at hiding
murph reading the spell description is so satisfying, I need him to narrate an audio book
200% blood D: good god
Riz flossing
FIVE ATTACKS
"is that allowed?"
"And I'm stuck with her and her minus 3 Dex"
STOP ATTACKING CASSANDRA
"I'm useless" "no, you're not" "I'm useless!" "no, you're not!"
Riz fornite dancing
"I want you to profile them"
CONOR COUNTERSPELL
"he's on the security detail now" oh my god
"he's my intern" OH MY GOD
"He's gonna leak it all on discord" hhehehehehhehe
"I rolled a zero initiative" ON THE BATTLE ABOUT HER GODDESS???? oh my god
"Is this what Ragh's mom absorbed?" Zac Oyama you are a genius
NAT 20 PERSUASION!!!!!!!
"It just sounded loud because of all the plastic breaking"
"Don't spoil it, is it a buff Kristen?"
"Roll on the back of my motorcycle, I love you!"
there's so many good one liners
ooh!
worth a try
not nightmare king related?
attack the orbs!
CAT GRINDERS
Kalina is actually so hot, I need her
EMILY IS SO GIGGLY
NOOO WHAT IS GOING ON WUUWUEHW
CASSANDRA??????????????
SHE'S ALLERGIC TO SHRIMP??????
"I think this is someone else's fault and not mine"
"I WAS IN PARTY MODE"
"This is some Gilear shit" "I think I need to go to the hospital"
oh my god I feel unwell from giggling so much
ADAINE NAT 20
"Do I suck?" "You? No!"
yah!
rage Adaine sounds powerful I need her to multiclass into barbarian /j
SAVE CONOR. SAVE CONOR. SAVE CONOR.
NOOOOOOO CONORRRR
rage conor kinda 🫦
KALINA SAID RAGH BARKROCK????????
SHE'S FUCKING SHIMMYING
18 doesn't hit kalina??!?!??
FABIAN ON THE CLOCK
"WE HAVE TO GO NOW."
AND KALINA DOES WHAT??????? HUH??? HUH HUH HUH???? HUH???? WHAT???? HUH?????? WHAT? KALINA WHAT???? HUH???????????? HUH??????????????
lower than a nine pls pls pls pls pls pls pls
THAT'S A 3 🔥🔥🔥
evil kalina is still hot
"oh come on man!"
i miss ayda aguefort
every stage of grief in ally beardsley they're such a mood
CLERIC DOWN...
BARDIC SHRIMPSIRATION
just looking for nat ones....
I DON'T LIKE ALL THESE DICE ROLLS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT IS GOING ON WHAT WHAT WHAT HUH WHAT HUH WHAT IS GOING WHAT
bop bop
CANTER COUNTERSPELL
the ball has gotta go (but not The Ball™)
"Interesting. Well. I'm done talking to you I think."
GORGUG NAT 20!!!!
he still listens to his ex's mixtape.........
three point stance...
no pressure kristen
does Cassandra need to accept her anger and manage it healthily...?
i need to be hugged by buff Kristen I think that would fix me
there is so many box of dooms...
wait. wait. Kristen is channeling rage to her advantage..... what if she multi classes into a barbarian that would be kinda sick
omg they're switching it up
WHY ARE THEY ROLLING SO BADLY?????
"Girlie, are you still mad at me, girlie?"
nonna crit
ADAINE IS SO CLOSE
"he's gonna blow up the world"
i don't like this dramatic music
SHATTERS THE CLOCK??????
"Oh gross"
TIME QUANGLE??????
WHAT IS GOING ON???
OH MY GOD CONOR COUNTER SAVED THEM
fig nat 20 on understanding time loops
AT WHO'S SIDE????????
HUH???
"a master you deserve" WHAT.
oh no.... did adaine's job place just got ruined? does she have to show up to her job now? is she still going to get paid???????
"Did your god get turned into toxic positivity."
RAGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
"I buttered up!"
"(Gasp) oh my god!" Hangman is so cute
oh my goodness my face hurts from giggling from the party
I miss Ayda Aguefort so much
wait I don't think fig should be doing the shrimp jump because her luck is so unbelievably bad. this could go South so fast.
FIG NAT 20 ON THE SHRIMP JUMP
THE THOUSAND YARD STARE ALLY HAS..
I don't like how epic Brennan is describing it because I have a bad feeling with fig and her condition
"This is gonna be a great year."
Mother of Tartar Sauce
RAGH IS JUST GONE
oh my god that was an incredible episode
See you it the Tartar
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i am thinking about your dance au. it has lived in my brain rent free always. love it. so good.
i am also always thinking about them. i'm so glad you're also enjoying them and i'm taking this as a prompt to make more of it (i want to so bad)
if the teacher has to leave the classroom, they'll most often put kristen or adaine in charge. with adaine everything goes fine. with kristen it's chaos incarnate that somehow (*riz) turns into them being productive by the time the teacher comes back
the kristen-and-fig combo has gotten at least 4 teachers fired.
they're not always trying to, but they pretty often are
fig specifically gets A Lot of spotlights in dances because she can be very Loud and Personable, but she has also had these spotlights taken away many times (she simply begins improving shit)
she got a solo this year because aguefort was a little bitch, knew gorgug wanted a solo, and so offered it to his best friend instead of him
ayda did not know this was her father's reasoning.
she just thought if was because fig's a good dancer (she is)
fabian and fig are The Flexible Ones™ and aren't. vocal about it, but they certainly aren't subtle, either. teachers have had to tell them to not make their splits too good.
riz is also pretty flexible, but his stature makes it less obvious. when your friends are all at least 2 feet taller than you your grande battement doesn't look as good.
fabian drags fig in early one day and asks her to do some improv with him bc he wants to try out for a swing dancing tournament, they have the time of their life.
gorgug and ayda often practice two different dances in the same room at the same time.
adaine and riz are the best technically, but they do struggle a lot with the acting part of it. walking into a class you'd expect the most awkward to be gorgug, but they were both trained on ballet-smile-fixed-on-your-face-at-all-times and so any acting at all is. extra practice for them
speaking of gorgug he's so quietly good. he can act and he knows the steps and he has good balance and good flexibility so. he's just good. but he's not loud about it, and the teachers don't often point it out
he writes the steps down before practicing throughout the week
riz makes tutorial videos for kristen (or for anyone if they miss a class) to help her learn and remember the steps. he says he likes doing it. nobody's 100% sure on that's true. (including him)
aelwyn and baron dance at the same studio (across town)
penelope originally danced at both and then she had a little scandal where she was blackmailing a teacher and she couldn't dance at either bc her father couldn't pay aguefort to cover it up
aelwyn starts working at aguefort's but refuses to teach anyone besides the ages 9-13 because "they're little shits and i need someone to tell me just what they're thinking, adaine."
zayn is inexplicably sometimes where ayda is. they're never in the same place at once but zayn just. appears. when ayda needs/wants to go do something and rawlins for some reason isn't there.
garthy runs an swing dancing studio that is also a pole dancing studio! bob does swing dancing trixie does pole dancing
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