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#riverdale 3x05
forbescaroline · 5 months
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FORBESCAROLINE'S 10K CELEBRATION TOP TEN RIVERDALE SHIPS (as voted by my followers) #1. Cheryl Blossom and Toni Topaz You are the most important person in my life.
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barchiesource · 1 year
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365 days of barchie: 337/365
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girl-archie · 11 months
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best riverdale queerbait promo. the fact that it kind of looks like veronica is walking in on archie cheating on her by getting his dick sucked by joaquin. yeah
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asmeninas · 8 months
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favorite moments in riverdale and why
oh god you’ve opened a cursed vault that will devour the entire world… we’re all going to hell and it is your fault I hope you’re happy…
Starting from the fact that this is an impossible question to answer I will simply be listing things here as they come to mind until I reach z I cannot stress enough that I did not sit down and try to think of the correct answer to this
a) Cheryl’s twin brother Jason who was also two years older than her dies and he’s Archie because everyone just compares Archie to him and Jason’s mother cries at how much they look alike and Cheryl has a vision that Archie is Jason at homecoming and then Archie is nice to Cheryl as no one but Jason had ever been nice to Cheryl so she kisses him. Cheryl lives in a gothic novel what else can I say.
b) Jughead kisses Betty for the first time and has a nightmare with a bunch of married straight people and Betty is wearing a huge ass ring and Jughead wakes up from this nightmare in the closet where he’s been sleeping.
c) Can't pick one craziest Jarchie moment but I'll narrow it down to three: (1) You know I had this stupid idea the two of us could live together in new york. what, our girlfriends? Yeah they can be in new york just far away from us. (2) Jughead leaving Betty's empty fully furnished house with electricity because it didn't feel right to be there after they've broken up because she cheated on him with Archie and then moving in next door to Archie's completely empty house to sleep in a sleeping bag on the floor of Archie's completely empty bedroom and then they cut the electricity and he was there reading Dune by candlelight, this after just finding Archie literally made out with his girlfriend AND (3) the statue
d) 3x05 the great escape when jughead writes archie's escape from leopold & loeb juvie by being the dungeon master of the evil dungeons and dragons game
e) cheryl starting a religion based around her brother and ending up thinking she's a living saint then finding out the town burned her ancestor abigail in a late 19th century witch hunt which leads her to curse the whole town which works
f) when archie saw only the eyes of the serial killer who almost killed his dad who later died anyway because real life and went around town looking for him and he told hiram lodge this and said "i've been going house to house to" and hiram lodge said "stare into men's eyes?" and then two seasons later Archie tells the school counselor that he's been going out at night and she instantly just says oh you're going cruising at the gay forest.
g) when archie is attacked by a bear and his fever dying dreams are the best thing that's ever happened to archie understanders
h) when s5 jughead was stuck inside Taylor Swift's right where you left me (he's still at the restaurant!!!!!!)
i) anything Percival Pickens ever did I love you Percival I'm a s6 understander to the end!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
j) when Cheryl said they needed to sacrifice Archie for the maple trees to make maple and said "the most powerful kind blood is that of a--" and Archie said "Cheryl, I'm not a virgin!" and Cheryl is like "yeah I know you slut" and then she cut his heart out of his chest
k) when chapter one hundred the jughead paradox was sent down to us from the gods
l) when betty got a concussion from falling from her bike when she was 8 and the hospital just did a 23andme on her dna and found the serial killer genes which even her father, who's literally a serial killer, doesn't have
m) when veronica and cheryl made out to save the world and it didn't work actually but it worked for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
n) whenever someone tells archie he's a good boy and he's not dumb and has a good heart but without like. putting a bunch of heroic pressure on him. just hey archie. you don't need to do all this you're such a good boy!!!!! has this actually ever happened or did I dream I went into the show and said that. probably dream! anyway
o) OUT OF THE WAY BERT AND ERNIE
p) forget it, jughead. it's riverdale.
q) when tabitha
r) both times kj apa freely decided to kiss casey cott even though no one asked him to. I think the first time it might have been casey who decided but I still bet on kj.
s) when betty's literary hero, toni morrison, told her to not rush this time of her life because it all goes by so fast at her age, you know, like toni morrison would, and archie said wow that is so true @waystarbuttco knows what I'm talking about
t) greg araki directing an episode and thinking "wow yeah this is pretty gay that's crazy"
u) when there were three jugheads
v) hedwig's the origin of love
w) when cheryl gets to kiss women other than her show longterm girlfriend because I think she was made to just hook up with women and not be in one mostly boring relationship no offense
x) when part because of the storyline part because of real life it looked like Betty hated Jughead's guts and it was plausible she would have killed him even to her friends and tbh also plausible that she would kiss his best friend because she hates him as he later told her through voicemail coming up with my favorite description of betty, "cold fake duplicitous bitch" like yeah that's betty!!!!!!!!! that's betty at her best.
y) when they had superpowers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE HATE FUN AND THEY HATE ACTUAL COMIC BOOKS.
z) when i just turned 17 i'm master of my scene still something's sorta not completely cool yes i'm talking about the problem that i've got when things get chilly that is when i want them hot, it might sound silly but it bothers me a lot archie going left archie going right archie running any road that he can find archie never making up his all american mind making up his all american mind I LOOK AT OTHER GUYS with fire in their eyes they know the way their whole lives will play out me i don't have a clue of what i'm gonna do or even what my story is about i think it's time i make a big decision attack my problems with a sleek precision only then can i get rid of the vision of ARCHIE GOING LEFT ARCHIE GOING RIGHT ARCHIE RUNNING ANY ROAD THAT HE CAN FIND ARCHIE NEVER MAKING UP HIS ALL AMERICAN MIND MAKING UP HIS ALL AMERICAN MIND MAKING UP HIS ALL AMERICAAAN... MIND!
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askandsmile · 7 months
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How would you rank all the seasons now? Best to worst?
different answers for that.
if I'm thinking Varchie: 3, 2, 5, 1, 4, 7, 6 although I truly love the 4A stuff, the little 6 stuff we had (even with the heartbreak), and all 50s stuff too. Varchie was good in every season and I love how they never gave anyone a rest lol.
Story/Plot: 1 was the best mystery plot, wrapped nicely, presented the characters and captivated us, 2 was actually pretty good for riverdale, 3 i was sooo invested in the gargoyle king/cult stuff lol, and then it's all downhill but 5A was good 5B was some of the worst pieces of tv ever written, 4 I didn't care for the main plot :| and uncle frank happened, I'd say 6 was just bad bc of ba bc the superhero stuff was bad but also so funny lmao (and I like some emotional stuff from it), 7 objectively is the worst because they had so much great stuff they could have done and they did...that.
My favorite Riverdale episodes are 1x01, 1x10, 1x13, 2x01, 2x04, 2x12, 3x05, 3x21, 3x22, 4x01, 4x03, 5x03, 5x08, 5x17, 6x05, 6x19, 7x01, 7x02. a pattern of being written by ras, michael grassi, arabella or being in the start/end of the season.
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alaffy · 1 year
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In EP.3x05 of the new Animaniacs, they blatantly call out Riverdale's choices in the first cartoon and then acknowledge their furry fan base in the Pinky and the Brain section.
God, I'm gonna miss this show.
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i'm on 3x05 the great escape in my riverdale rewatch so crazy how this is one of the best episodes of television of all time
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anarchoarchie · 1 year
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umm top five riverdale episodes and top five ouat characters also <3
OOH ok… (these aren’t ranked just my top 5)
riverdale episodes:
6x05: the jughead paradox(obviously)
3x09: no exit
3x05: the great escape
5x15: the return of the pussycats
6x11: angels in america
(honorable mention for 4x08: in treatment. not story driven but i love to see those bitches in therapy for once)
ouat characters(haven’t watched the whole show in a long time so these might change):
HENRY DANIEL MILLS. best character throughout the show i love that guy he deserves the whole world i love when characters are just earnestly good
regina!!! literally the love of my life my poor little meow meow etc. never did anything wrong except for. uh. well everything
captain hook his cool pirate anti-hero swag i love you characters driven by revenge. they need to put more men on tv in eyeliner
emma swan <3 THE savior herself!!! such a good protagonist i love her so much. also she’s kind of both jugheadcoded AND archiecoded which is pretty neat of her
ALICE… you won’t meet her til s7 but she’s everything to me. i love weird lesbians so much
(dis)honorable mentions: rumplestiltskin(problematic but served cunt); king arthur(i need to study his brain)
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fadeintoyou1993 · 2 years
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Do you mind giving us a rundown of your conversation with DRR? I don’t mean to be nosy. I’m just really curious about it😭
JHDSJDH ur fine. honestly i BLACKED out but what i do know and remember from it is what other ppl told me aka @jennaortegas and @llizziesaltzman and the goldrush team (im an intern there so they were v loud abt it KLDSJD)
hmmm but first thing i said to her apparently was that i was high?? and she laughed hard abt that. we talked about her being in a slasher/horror and she was like why do people keep saying that!!! and we were like hello 3x05??? and she was like OHHH is that where thats from and we were like pretty much hun!! everyone wants u to be a final girl rly bad KLSDJDJ and she was like hope is kind of a final girl vibes and we were like yes. 
and then i brought up her being in stranger things season 5 LKDFFÇSFLD i was like how the fuck do i get u there. and she was like i would not say no to that!! i was like no bc we NEED u in these and we were like we have all these ideas for u hun. and she was like become a casting director then!! and i was like BTICH I BEEN SAYING!! dslkdkfjdjk 
hmmm i think we talked about music and i brought up mitski and florence and the machine ? it had to do with hope LKFJDS she said hope would be tattooed bc ann asked her abt tattoos and umm i swear to god i dont rmr a lot from it but they said i made her laugh a lot. LKKSDFKSDF 
oh she said something about riverdale? KJDJKF OH RIGHT cos ann was like we need u in a musical srry xoxox and one of the goldrush mods was like perhaps a musical thriller and i was like isnt that just riverdale and then i was like Please dont go to riverdale. and she was like i havent watched it! and i said yes but we have and i need u to stay away from it and she laugheksddjsladjksalsddasklsdj 
IT WAS JUS A MESS I THINK I ALSO SAID GAY RIGHTS AT SOME POINTISFDFIDFSFSDKS 
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userlaylivia · 2 years
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riverdale
favorite male character: jughead
favorite female character: betty my love <3
least favorite character: kevin, uncle frank
prettiest character: betty, veronica, cheryl, toni!!
funniest character: hmmm idk honestly... fp, sweet pea, alice??
favorite season: season 1 always!!! <3
favorite episode: all of season 1 tbh, 2x01, 2x05, 2x08-09, 2x21, 3x01, 3x05, 3x22, 4x01 I could go on but I won't lol
favorite romantic ship: bughead, varchie, choni, barchie, falice, beronica (I know their not romantic idc lol)
favorite family ship: jughead/fp, archie/fred
favorite friend ship: core four, betty/veronica, archie/jughead, betty/cheryl, cheryl/veronica, toni/tabitha, betty/tabitha, all the girls
worst ship: toni/fangs, reggie/veronica
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steph-lastname · 3 years
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Okay this show just got really scary
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forbescaroline · 6 months
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FORBESCAROLINE'S 10K CELEBRATION TOP TEN RIVERDALE SHIPS (as voted by my followers) #6. Archie Betty and Betty Cooper Betty was so against us not being in the same grade. And she took it upon herself to tutor me every single day. Anyway, when I passed, thanks to Betty, I kissed her and I asked her to marry me. She was like “Oh, little Archie, we’re too young. Ask me when we’re 18 and I’ll say yes.
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barchiesource · 2 years
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3x05 // 6x08 - requested by anonymous 365 days of barchie: 94/365
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maximoffdanvers · 5 years
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kevin + wearing a serpents jacket
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barchie-daily · 5 years
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Betty.
Hi. 
Betty & Archie in 3.05 ‘The Great Escape’
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xxlost-oncerxx · 5 years
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Archie Andrews, a main character (if not the main) of a popular show, being bisexual is such big dick energy and the rep we deserve. Too bad Riverfail probably isn’t brave enough for that 😪
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