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sserpente · 3 years

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OKAY OKAY WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE SECOND EPISODE BECAUSE I HAVE QUESTIONS AND I AM SQUEALING.

First of all, it’s bold of them to assume that we need a “previously on”. It’s not like we don’t know the first episode by heart already, hahahaha!

Alright, so first of all: LOKI USE YOUR POWERS BABY. Was he stalling? Was he trying to get more information? Is “Lady Loki” really that powerful?! It kind of looked like he didn’t really WANT to fight her, does that make sense? It makes sense to me! Also add telekinesis to Loki’s powers, YES BABY!

Speaking of "Lady Loki”--I was SCREAMING because she looks so FREAKING BADASS I LOVE IT but I still don’t buy it! YES, she’s got the Loki costume. YES, she’s got the horns even but hear me out: SHE’S BLONDE. I don’t mind Lady Loki being blonde, it looks REALLY COOL but that MUST have been a conscious decision of them then because as far as I’m concerned, Sophia is not naturally blonde, neither is Lady Loki in the comics but you know who is?! SYLVIE. And when Loki called her “Loki” she was like “ugh, don’t call me that”. EXCUSE ME, WAS THAT A HINT? Also did Loki recognise her? He didn’t have any lines after that, so I can’t tell? I have to watch it again! if he didn’t recognise her, then maybe the story will stray a little further from what we know about Loki and Sylvie in the comics (in which Loki gives Sylvie her powers so they’d have the same magical signature or whatever). Or with all the different timelines and multiverses, our Loki never met Sylvie in this one, who the fuck knows? I feel like there’s gonna be another plot twist. Don’t forget we get a “Young Sylvie” at some point, that’s gotta mean something!!! I still believe this is the Enchantress! And/or, taking up my previous theories on it being both Lady Loki and Sylvie at the same time, she might have changed her identity for whatever reason and now firmly believes she’s Sylvie or something. IDK, GEEZ.

Guys, I have to be honest with you, I have NO CLUE where this is going! I’m completely BLANK! WHAT does she want?! WHY is she doing this? Honestly, I don’t think she’s evil, I don’t think that her goal is the annihilation of everything. There’s gotta be more to it than that but we just don’t have enough information yet to put the puzzle pieces together. AND NOW THAT CLIFFHANGER HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WAIT UNTIL NEXT WEEK?! Where did they go? IDK. Could be that “purple” place from the trailer. They sure are going to have a proper conversation though in the next episode.

Now I freaking love Loki’s outift, I just RAAAWR. That TIE. That JACKET. I WANT THAT JACKET. He ALMOST got his daggers back, my poor baby, SO CLOSE! This episode made me cackle so much, it’s soooo different to see Loki like this; first of all, again, knowing his usual tricks don’t work and he doesn’t have the upper hand per se makes it really interesting to see how he acts around Mobius and the rest of the TVA. Away from Thanos and the influence of the sceptre, Loki seems so much more... blithe? Does that makes sense? It’s a completely different side of him but then again we get those darker scenes where we see the intimidating Loki we know and it’s like we’re getting to know Loki all over again? JUST IMAGINE WHAT HE’S LIKE IN A RELATIONSHIP THEN, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It just makes SOOOO MUCH SENSE that Tom said that Loki acts differently around dfiferent people.

ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW HE TRIED TO HIT MISS MINUTE!!!

Now, two more things (I’m really just randomly throwing things at you here):

First of all, LOKI SPEAKING LATIN. Again, I’m not quite sure how or if the Allspeak still affects him (since the Mongolian thing in the first episode made us wonder about it already) but I’m just gonna go ahead and say that Loki is fluent in Latin because he FREAKING COULD.

Second of all, I thought it was very suspicious of Mobius to say “I don’t care what makes you tick” because in the first episode he wanted Loki to explain to him just that. Was he lying? I still don’t trust him. NOTHING IS REAL, honestly! That conversation they had in the cafeteria really proved to me that the TVA isn’t to be trusted. When Ravonna and Mobius talked I even thought maybe the Time Keepers don’t even exist at some point.

AND LOKI IS NOT LETTING ANYONE GET TO HIM ANYMORE. Did you see him read of the destruction of Asgard?! He was TEARING UP, you could see the grief on his face and then when he told Mobius (RIP Mobius’ salad) and he went like “I’m sorry” Loki was just like “Yes, very sad,” in a nonchalant way and moved on to tell him what he’d found out rather excitedly. This is the PERFECT example of Loki continuing to do what he does so much, just concealing his feelings and his vulnerability behind mischief and I STILL WANNA HUG HIM.

All the different Loki Variants they should the team, I freaking loved this but it does raise the question at what point in the “sacred timeline” these Lokis hopped off the timeline to cause mischief? Which in turn raises the question if we’re right not to trust the TVA and the sacred timeline is a bunch of bullshit? Also, you know what would have been hilarious too, if they had included a Norse Mythology version of Loki. You know, ginger hair and all. I feel like Loki would have approved of that cameo, hahaha!

Speaking of the Norse Myths, it’s funny how Loki freed those goats in Pompeii because in the myths, he once tied a goat’s beard to his testicles to make Skadi laugh. Thought that was a fun little connection!

It’s now canon, by the way, that there’s no candy on Asgard. Not even chocolate?! We know that Loki looooves chocolate, don’t we? Awww, baby! Now I feel like writing an Imagine where you take Loki to a candy store and he gets to try everything and then gets a sugar rush, hahaha!

And, last but not least, “PROFESSOR LOKI” HIT DIFFERENT. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. He’s such a smart cookie I LOVE IT.

I might add some more stuff and reblog this post once I’ve watched the episode again, I’m still processing everything, hahaha!!!

#loki #loki spoilers #loki show spoilers #loki show #loki series #loki series spoilers

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vestwpockets · 3 years

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rip mobius’ salad 🤚🏼

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lailyn · 3 years

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Please do a Lokius with a aching stomach and diarrhoea... either one of both can suffer. Please...

Loki was not one to be ruled by man's strict eating times, more arbitrary in his regimen and choice of sustenance. They had entered that phase in their relationship where things Mobius used to find annoying about Loki were now endearing quirks he could not get enough of.

But the chewing sound Loki had been making for the past forty minutes piqued his curiosity; no piece of meat, extinct or otherwise, should be that tough.

"Loki," he began. "Are you eating builder's bog again?"

"Don't be ridiculous."

"Well, you did mistake it once for toffee," Mobius murmured. "Hurry up. I'm almost done with my magazine."

The chewing sound continued, louder this time now that Loki had gotten his attention.

Mobius sniffed the air. It smelled sweet...and musky, not unlike wet mouldy bread. "Seriously. What are you eating?"

"Nothing."

"Loki..." Mobius drawled warningly. "Show me your teeth."

"No."

Mobius walked his knees across the bed till he reached the edge, and peered in horror at the litter of discarded candy wraps under the table. "You ate Kablooie?"

"Uhm.."

"The entire roll?" Mobius gaped. "Loki, that was evidence!"

"Then why was it in your desk?" Loki challenged.

"I...forgot to hand it back in into Evidence."

"And no one's hauled your arse in for it," Loki shrugged. "Since no one noticed it was gone, I figured no harm done."

"Not yet," Mobius muttered.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Loki demanded.

"It came from 1549," Mobius recalled. "As far as shelf lives go, I think you're really pushing it."

Loki's fingers stilled in the midst of unwrapping the very last one. "I thought the Variant took it from the future."

"All the more reason why you should be careful. There's no telling what sort of effect time-travelling can have on degradable foods."

"Well, I am an alien from outer space, I have eaten much stranger things." Loki popped the last candy into his mouth. "Nothing quite as addictive though. Couldn't stop. I wish there was more."

"That is literally what addiction means," Mobius said, shaking his head. "Are you coming to bed now or are you going to run miles around the TVA to work off all that sugar?"

Loki broke into the biggest, bluest smile Mobius had ever seen and approached the bed, magically losing his clothing, piece by piece. "Oh, I'll work it off alright."

When Loki kissed him, he tasted of blueberries and Mobius made a mental note to procure as much candy as he could for Loki if it meant a steady supply of such sweet kisses.

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Mobius drifted in and out of sleep, fleeting from one dream to the dream. Strangely, the dreams were all the same, of a door that kept closing and opening but letting noone in or out.

The sound of a slamming door jerked him out of the dreamscape at last, resounding like bells in his sleep-fogged mind.

In the dark, his hand automatically reached out for his grounding force, but the bed was empty.

Mobius shot up and squinted around the room. "Loki?"

A rustling sound from his study desk alerted his senses, and Mobius could make out the shadowy outline of a person curled up in his chair.

"What's the matter?" Mobius dug the heel of his hands into his eyes. "Can't sleep?"

Loki shrugged. "Too much sugar, like you said."

"Told ya." Mobius cracked a yawn and pulled the covers over his head. How Loki was not knackered after all that raucous lovemaking was beyond him. "Don't stay up too late."

Loki mumbled something under his breath that did not sound quite English and Mobius smiled to himself, comforted by Loki's mere presence.

Suddenly he heard the sound of a door, familiar for he had only heard it minutes ago in his dream -

Is someone else there in the room with them? Have they been found out?

Mobius threw the covers back. "Loki!"

"Just a minute," someone answered weakly from the bathroom.

Finally realising what was happening, Mobius sighed. He padded over slowly to the bathroom.

"You alright in there?" he asked.

A retching sound answered him, faint and muffled like Loki was trying his damndest to suppress it.

"Let it all out," Mobius ordered. "You're going to rip a hole in your gullet if you hold it in."

Loki's irritable "Shut up," came across weak and garbled.

Mobius knocked again. "Let me in."

"I'm done," followed by the sound of the toilet flushing.

When Loki emerged from the bathroom, the mild alarm flared into real fear in the pit of Mobius' stomach. Loki had always been pale, but now he looked positively ghostly, with his lank black hair matted to his scalp and sweat pooling in the jut of his collarbones.

Loki staggered toward the bed and dropped heavily into it like a sack of bones.

"How many times have you been sick?" Mobius asked quietly.

"I lost count," Loki muttered, flinging an arm over his eyes. "My insides feel like they're on fire."

Mobius sat down on the edge of the bed carefully and slipped his hand under Loki's shirt. His lover's belly felt warm against his skin for once and he wondered if it was only a metaphor.

"Yeah?"

Loki nodded. "From my mouth all the way down to my ass.'

"Poor Loki," Mobius murmured, rubbing the tight muscles of Loki's abdomen. "Should I call for a doctor?"

Loki barked a laugh. "What good will that do?"

"They can give you something for the pain."

Loki rolled his eyes. "Or a pruning."

At the aghast look on Mobius' face, he added, "I'm a Variant, remember? I'm not one of you. They're not going to bother."

When Mobius did not speak, Loki instantly deflated. "I'm sorry. That came out more harshly than I intended."

"I won't let that happen," Mobius said tightly. "Never."

A moment of silence ensued.

"I know," Loki said softly.

"You're one of us," Mobius insisted, the stubborn set to his chin just begging to be kissed; Loki was in too much pain to do anything about it so he masked it behind a groan of annoyance instead.

"I know…"

"You're not fooling me, Loki," he growled.

"My stomach hurts," Loki admitted with a sullen wince. "I think I'm dying."

"Nah. Never seen any record of a Loki dying from poisoned candy," Mobius comforted. "You'll live."

Loki's stomach chose that moment to cramp again and he let out a cross between a sob and a laugh. "Sixteenth century candy. What was I thinking?"

"Don't beat yourself up," Mobius said. "There was no candy on Asgard, of course you couldn't resist. I would have done the same if I were you."

"Stupid Kablooie."

"Poor Loki," he felt Mobius' coo against the baby hair at his ear, feathery like a whisper in the wind. "I'll get you real candy next time."

A whimper escaped his lips at the sheer gentleness of it all; Mobius must have mistaken it for one of pain for he lifted his hand off Loki's stomach.

"No, don't stop," Loki pleaded.

Mobius resumed his massage, kneading the concave abdomen as hard as he could to loosen the knots but still mindful of causing unnecessary discomfort.

"Does that feel okay?" he asked anxiously.

Loki nodded gratefully. "Don't stop. It's helping."

"Good," Mobius said, relieved. "Try and get some sleep."

Loki licked his lips. He could still taste the synthetic blueberry taste from the candy. "It was really good though."

"Yeah, until it reacted with your cast-iron alien stomach."

"You like my stomach."

Mobius bent to kiss the most beautiful tummy in the world to show just how much he agreed, only to receive a painful sounding rumble in response.

"See this is why I only eat salad."

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personalfandompastastrainer · 3 years

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REACTIONS TO LOKI EPISODE TWO: (SPOILERS!!)

-omg when I tell you I was jamming to I Need a Hero

-that was so iconic I stan

-Loki's office outfit? Everyone shut up I'm in love

-miss minutes is so adorable

-loki u little bitch

-why am I suddenly shipping rovanna (don't @ me if I spelled that wrong sorry) and Mobius I feel like there's some underlying "we both have feelings but we'll never actually say anything"

-plz Loki's monologue, I'm deceased

-loki asleep at a desk guys apparently I have a new sexuality-

-omgosh the Asgard file? With Ragnarok?? HOW MUCH PAIN DOES ONE PERSON NEED TO GO THROUGH???

-plzzzz rip Mobius' salad and Casey's milk they were sacrificed for a good cause

-the way Loki was so emotional when he first looked at the file, and then legitimately two seconds later with Mobius he's like "Ragnarok? Meh anyhoo-" hurt me

-the mission to Pompeii, Loki speaking in Latin, releasing his horned friends I'm in tears this is hysterical

-also note the ironman parallel, arms spread wide while something explodes in the background marvel what are you trying to say here

-Mobius calling him a scared cold little boy made me want to murder himmmm

-"Here's a weapon." "Absolutely not."

-ofc they set a bomb I mean plz how could they not see that coming

-Loki being shushed like five times the entire episode is a whole ass mood

-BOIIII LOKI HAD LITERAL MAGIC AND HE CHOSE TO USE A VACUUM CLEANER-

-when she took her hood off first of all, I called it secondly, wow I'm very bi

-that cliffhanger should've been illegal

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mimsylovesloki · 3 years

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Episode 2-Play by Play Reactions (Spoilers)

Ooooooh mysterious...

Oh so this variant can (at least briefly) cont people with a simple touch? No need for a scepter?

I NEED A HEROOO!

Oh this variant is taking that lady away? I wonder why

Miss Minutes is gonna move me to violence

Loki is me studying

Hahahahaha get her Loki!

Loki, leave Mobius’ magazines alone

Wow he got into the work force rather fast huh? Bit of a whiplash type scenario considering the end of episode one

No, YOU’RE a cosmic mistake! 😤 my boy looks hot regardless

Sooooo Loki is the most common variant? Why does this not surprise me?

Is... is he a football cup champion??? Omg 😂

Smart boy. Illusion projecting is different than duplication casting. Neato. LISTEN TO MY SMART BOY. RESPECT HIM.

Dude loves wheeling

Yea Loki. Work on getting to the time keepers. Overthrow the government.

Dude is smart with these questions.

Propaganda is INDEED exhausting so that’s fair

Fist hostage... maybe he’s (or she?) gonna use her as a body transfer like Loki in the comics with Sif?

Oh please let this be a genuine smart Loki moment and not just setting him up as a joke and embarrassment...

“Where there are wolf’s ears, wolf’s teeth are near.” Good to know basic mammalian anatomy is still applicable to Asgardian wolves...

Cmon Loki do something cool. Please. Please Loki. Please.

Preach my man, but please, do something cool. My anxiety that you’ll be turned into a joke is spiking.

Is he actually waiting outside or is Loki really just trying to mess with them and throw them off? Or is he just being too cocky for his own good and it’s gonna mess him up? Please please please don’t disappoint me. I have merch for this show already that I can’t return

Bargain baby, bar again. Do it.

Is he actually concerned for the time keepers orrrrrr

Dangit Mobius

Does... being reset... hurt?

Bye C-20 I guess... for now? We’ll see

Of course it’s a friggin theremin that’s playing

Mobius x Judge Renslayer? Oooooooh. Tsundere Renslayer.

Use a coaster my man

Oh her first name is Ravonna

Controversy is the best thing though

You can never understand this Loki. As soon as you begin to understand, he changes. He’s unpredictable.

“I know you have a soft spot for broken things.” Ah, so this entire fandom then?

“But Loki is an evil, lying scourge.” YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU WENCH!

��That is the part he plays in the sacred timeline.” Well you clearly haven’t been paying enough attention to the files then, hm? Here, let me redirect you to one of the many character analyses I’ve written. Now if you read here........

He doesn’t need to change. He’s already not evil

I don’t trust Renslayer or the time keepers... or Renslayer WITH the time keepers... I think she plays a bigger, antagonistic role than I thought.

You just TRY and delete him Mobius... just... TRY... I will find a way to break the fourth wall and no time keepers can keep you safe from the rage of a million fan girls. Nothing... we don’t need magic...

Omg Loki just sitting there in a chair outside the office like a kid while their parent is talking with the teacher about their “recent behavior”.

Cmon Loki, you don’t need to make excuses or impress him.

My poor boy is SOOO out of his zone.

Tbf mobius, you ASKED. You asked what makes him tick.

Hey hey hey, let’s not gaslight my boy...

The Loki is... uhhh something... gotta keep my hopes up. Trust in Tom Hiddleston...

Mobius showing his true colors...

Please Loki... be badass... not just a joke... please please please... PLEASE!

Mobius, play nice.

I hope this “superior” Loki thing, if it is a female, isn’t a desperate attempt at feminism pandering, chocking up her “superiority” to being female. Please give the characters real stories. Flesh them out.

Juice box time?

No?

More homework?

Bugger...

The sass is off the charts

Librarian lady gonna get killed

Oh boy

Pffffft—

I miss Casey.

Hey don’t ignore Loki. That’s rude.

Bell is the answer?

Poor Loki. Stop trying to fit in. You are best when you are genuinely yourself.

What’s to stop Loki from grabbing the other files?

Homework... I thought I escaped this when I graduated...

Whatcha seeing there?

Oh...

Bye bye Asgard...

Cmon... not more feels.

AGGHHHHHHHH

Please allow him confirmation of Thor’s survival and beating of Thanos!!! He needs that confirmation! He needs that reassurance.

Hear him out Mobius.

“He’s hiding in apocalypses.” Sooooo is that why they go to presumably Mount Vesuvius? I assume?

Mobius, let Loki have your salad.

Rip salad

CASEY

Casey’s juice box

Poor Casey and mobius salad...

Loki, your logic astounds me.

Well, pushing Hulk off of the bridge WOULD have an effect...

VESUVIUS HERE WE COME

He hasn’t really stabbed anyone in the back... except Thor... but not 50 times

Pompeii, here we come!

Ooooooh we gonna see Loki dance with a lady? 😏 get ittttt

Well, if you do cause a branch, can’t you just reset the timeline?

CAUSE SOME CHAOS MY LOVELY MAN

OMG IM HEARING THE LOVE OF MY LIFE SPEAK ITALIAN

I can die happy now

Loki... you look insane.

Uhhh run

Okay you’re good

Sleepy Loki

Let him sleep!

Soooo, I mean, technically, Loki’s actions would still cause the timeline to change, but said change wouldn’t have an impact on the future, just the current moment... so shouldn’t it still be detected by the TVA? At least as a little fleck?

Jet skis?

Omg I just snorted at Loki begrudgingly agreeing with Mobius that jet skis are awesome

Mobius offending my History Teachers for 50 minutes straight... that’s it. That’s the episode.

Mobius really in love with jet skis for some reason

We better get to see Mobius on a jet ski

Fighting for jet skis?

Lol mobius has a point about the magical Asgardians and Jötunns

Glorious purpose

Cmon Loki, destroy this man’s beliefs.

OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT

DO IT

TEAM UP AND THROW THE TIMELINE INTO CHAOS

How would you know what the time keepers are doing when you’ve never met them?

How can you meet in peace at the end of time with no chaos?

“You see, I know something children don’t. That no one bad is ever truly bad. And no one good is ever truly good.”

Mobius, don’t patronize my boy. Go jet skiing.

“I know.” Oh good, that point in the trailer was edited.

No candy on Asgard? Poor Loki.

May the best man win? Well that automatically means Loki.

Getting National Treasure vibes

Love you

Alabama will still exist in 2050? That’s disappointing.

Roxxcart.

Loki is very smart. Thank you show.

Renslayer, if you claim Mobius is your friend, trust him.

Kachow!

“For all time.” “Always.” TVA is definitely a cult.

Weapon?

WEAPON!

...weapon???

no weapon...

Meanie...

Are we gonna see what this Loki variant looks like?

I have a feeling this variant is gonna be the female, blonde (I’m so sorry, at the moment I forget her name) in those pictures we saw. Guessing because 1) she was wearing a Loki outfit. 2) her and tom Hiddleston were wet in that picture as if rained on 3) the scene when they enter Roxxcart occurs when it starts to rain due to the upcoming massive storm. So I’m placing all of my money on the table the Loki variant is Lady Loki. Blonde, for some reason. (Or maybe she just didn’t have a wig on in the picture of her we saw?)

Yea please don’t prune this Loki.

Storms a brewing

Good to know Alabama, at some point, does get destroyed. That’s comforting. (Btw this is a joke. I have nothing against Alabama lol. Idk why my brain thought this was funny lol.)

All wet and rainy.

HAHAHAHA USE THAT MAGIC BABY

LET MOBIUS STICK WITH LOKI

Ooh ooh! Is Loki gonna use powers to yoink the roomba here?

Uh oh. Forgot to take into consideration that most big businesses, especially stores, have security cameras, huh?

Times ticking...

Wait was that a reset charge?

Awkward silence

Spookyyyy

Poor dude lol

Or not

Hmmm

Oh???

I RECOGNIZE THAT MAGIC!!! ITS HER!!!

HUNTER (forget her number) IS THE LOKI VARIANT!!! When was she replaced? Or was she always the variant?

That or the other Loki is projecting herself into the hunter? Maybe used the shopping dude as a conduit?

Moment of realization

Smiling contest

No no, Tom Hiddleston’s Loki is superior. I don’t care who else tries to play Loki, Tom IS Loki.

Oh no

Baby crying?

These poor people...

No need to be rough

Is Mobius genuinely caring

Oh... poor C-20

Team up please? Please?

Ah so they really can just send themself into any body they wish, huh? Just by touch?

Loki, learn that trick please.

Sooo, is the other variant Loki’s body tangible? Do they project their conscience into other bodies via touch, or do they not have a corporeal body and rely on others to exist?

Doctor Who vibes

TEAM UP PLEASE

YES

Please

Please?

Offended by Loki name?

Haha sympathy for Thor

Go randy.

Soooo what are you interested in if not ruling the TVA?

Who’s that planting charges? The real body of the other variant Loki?

You okay C-20? (Off topic her actress reminds me of the actress who played Ava Star aka Ghost in Ant-Man and the Wasp) what is real and what about it is so mind capturing for you?

Oh no

Poor girl

Cmon B-15

Hello?

Reset charge

Oh? Bye bye?

HEY!

That’s rude

I miss Randy too

Cmon Loki fight like the badass I know you are

Please

HAHA! TELEKINESIS

Cartwheel WEEEEE

Oooh he swore

Lokis have a pattern of swearing only while taking other peoples forms

Cmon Loki. Go back to mobius. Help them. Prove your goodness. Please.

Poor trucker man

Hello?

Hello!

Fave reveal?

I KNEW IT

Oh????

Flashlights?

RUN!

Is this actually a Loki variant or just sylvie? Or Amora?

Uh oh...

What’s happening

Is she absolutely destroying the timeline?

Poor Doctor Strange. I wonder if he knows about the TVA?

Loki is all alone? Why is he standing still?

Where is she going?

Cmon Loki... help them please...

Loki...

CLIFF HANGER

NOOOOO I CANT WAIT ANOTHER WEEK AGHHHHHHHH

Are they gonna be okay?

How is the variant traveling?

What is her goal?

Why is Loki going after her?

Why is Loki leaning towards the apparent evil side?

Is this actually lady Loki or sylvie or amora since her hair is blonde?

WHAT IS HAPPENING???

So much just happened in so little time. It’s like Marvel wants to slowly spoon feed us with the first 3/4 of the episode and then in the last 1/4, they waterboard us.

Why is this female Loki variant so much more powerful?

So Loki DID know what was going on at the Renaissance fair and was intentionally stalling for her... why?

Her horned helmet is similar to the one kid(?) Loki wears in the comics. One horn broken. How did that happen? Why does she still wear it, especially if she doesn’t want to be called Loki?

No end credit scene yet.

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lifeofashieldagent · 3 years

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THOUGHTS WHILE WATCHING LOKI EPISODE 2

spoilers!!

1- I love this music so much

2- LOKI MAGIC YAS. also, I love THIS music?? SHREK! LOKI! GREEN! there's a connection there

3- omg loki in class might be the cutest loki yet

4- he does look good

5- excuse me, that cosmic mistake is THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

6- hulk loki OMG give us hulk loki. Also THIS SOUNDED LIKE a part of THE LOKI LECTURE that tom gave the crew

7- his detective voice is really getting me wow

8- I knew he was lying. but it's not cause my ears are sharp, it's cause I love him

9- I love their chemistry SO MUCH? they have best friends vibes but also enemies to lovers and also smart people who respect each other and also there's some sexual tension in there for sure

10- Loki is me doing a stupid assignment

11- I LOVE CRIME SOLVING KIND OF SHOWS AND SO LOKI IS DEFINITELY DEFINITELY MY FAVOURITE SHOW NOW

12- RIP salad

13- This just proves the theory that Loki wants to be a theatre artist cause this is the happiest I've ever seen him

14- the free will conversations in this show are amazing

15- wow they're just out here predicting all the future disasters and my tired little heart can't handle it even though it's fake.

16- those are heart eyes

17- wow the future looks so joyous. can't wait.

18- name tags with a screen?? that's it?? that's the future??

19- he winks, I die

20- LADY LOKI

21- I GOT CHILLS WHEN THE SACRED TIMELINE STARTED GOING TO SHIT

22- loki WTF NO LOKI WHY UGH

23- no I'm excited about the two lokis and stuff, but I don't want mobius to get into trouble, and him and loki were getting along so well

24- SO EXCITED FOR NEXT WEEK

#loki series #loki laufeyson #tom hiddleston #owen wilson #agent mobius #tva #loki spoilers #loki commentary #mcu

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cyronite · 3 years

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oop rip to Mobius’ salad 💀

#loki #Cyroku watches #loki series #cyroku watches loki #spoilers #loki spoilers #loki series spoilers #marvel

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acinomthecat · 3 years

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I honestly wasn’t paying attention to Loki’s metaphor for his apocalypse theory.

I was more worried about the salad.

Rip Mobius’ salad. (2012-2012)

#loki #loki layfeyson #loki odinson #loki 2021 #mobius

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loki ep2 brainrot

somehow pre-ep-2 i thought the show couldn't get that much more gay? and i couldn't project that much more onto the characters? boy oh boy was i wrong :/

how could they make the tie scene more gay with context? how?

pompeii…literally a date. loki gets to let loose, mobius gets to push a bit against the rules, they both get emotional nourishment. date.

"I'll give you two options, and you can believe whichever one you want. A, because I see a scared little boy, shivering in the cold. And you kinda feel bad for that ice runt. Or B, I just wanna catch this guy, and I'll tell you whatever I need to tell you." mobius likes to think he's made a smart play here. now loki can't say no to him, because the scared-little-boy part we all know he has is latching onto any semblance of validation/acceptance/safety he can get, and the i'm-totally-logical-and-have-everything-handled part sees mobius's manipulation as see-through, so mobius doesn't seem like the kind of partner loki can't vanquish easily if need be, so he wouldn't be making himself vulnerable by working with him. but what mobius can't get through his skull yet is that he himself is torn between options A and B. even ravonna is like, "mobius you're head over heels in love with loki, get over it and do the job", and mobius is like, "i'm absolutely doing this because of the job. totally absolutely completely. why would you possibly think i desired anything outside of the welfare of the timeline?" as much as he wants to tell himself this is desparation he sees a kindred spirit in loki, and he can't really explore that within the tva's bounds *screams into bucket*

the jet ski monologue is making me ballistic. mobius goes, "i like jet skis, so i keep the magazine, even though i'll never ride a jet ski, because it reminds me what i'm fighting for." mobius we both know that's bullshit. you secretly want to ride a jet ski and you keep running on the infinite treadmill of life staring at this stupid photo of a jet ski for the same reason gymgoers stare at photos of dwayne johnson — because the only way to keep going is convincing yourself the pain will all be worth it, you'll achieve some reward, some meaning in the end. day by day you're realizing that this is the end, there is no light at the end of the tunnel, it's a lie you made up to keep yourself sane :)

owen cunningham wilson played the final "loki no" as a divorce send tweet

ravonna ships lokius confirmed ravonna: loki sucks, he has his head up his ass, sounds like someone i know mobius: ok fair, but me putting total trust in loki is for the good of the tva i swear ravonna: sounds gay. i'm in

rip mobius salad

instead of trying to adapt the loki lectures into the show neatly the writers were really like mobius: this is loki these are his superpowers loki: well akshyually *pedantically rants about the minutia of his power set* but you already knew that right? mobius: uhhhhh sure we did

mobius being a protective dad to everyone in that roxxcart *emotions*

YAYY so happy u saw it <3

IKR this is so Not Heterosexual and also yes projecting onto my fav microwave man (get it like mmm like mobius m mobius KJHSKHJ)

IKR the italicized oh happens at the tie scene its canon

YESS OMG it was their honeymoon your honour

OMG i never noticed that but AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH ur so right i cant-

AHHHH :') why is this sad kHKJDSH but also he better get a jetski or else (and casey better get a fish KJHSKJDH)

IKR I FUCKING BROKE I BROKE I CRIED WHY AM I CRYING OVER LIGHTNING MCQUEEN AND FROST MAN

SO TRUE #1 fan KJHDKJH

rip indeed :') gone but never forgotten 😔✋

JHAKDJH YEAH its his hyperfixation JKSJFKJ

LITERALLY HES MY BOI I LOVE HIM *sobs*

#HI ILY #also if u see any spelling mistakes no u dont <3 #asks #tiger <3 #loki spoilers

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ao3feed-lokiangst · 3 years

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Salad

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3jYukKf

by MistressofMimics

Casey watched utterly confused as the Variant poured his coconut water into Agent Mobius' salad.

Words: 256, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Loki (TV)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Casey (Marvel), Loki (Marvel), Agent Mobius (Marvel)

Relationships: Loki & Casey (Marvel), Loki & Agent Mobius (Marvel)

Additional Tags: Loki Episode Two "The Variant", Minor Canonical Character(s), Food, RIP Mobius' Salad, Funny, Light-Hearted, One Shot, Complete

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3jYukKf

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #loki #loki fanfic #loki fanfiction #marvel cinematic universe #angst

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ao3feed-loki-tv · 3 years

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by MistressofMimics

Casey watched utterly confused as the Variant poured his coconut water into Agent Mobius' salad.

Words: 256, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Loki (TV)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Casey (Marvel), Loki (Marvel), Agent Mobius (Marvel)

Relationships: Loki & Casey (Marvel), Loki & Agent Mobius (Marvel)

Additional Tags: Loki Episode Two "The Variant", Minor Canonical Character(s), Food, RIP Mobius' Salad, Funny, Light-Hearted, One Shot, Complete

#IFTTT #ao3feed #Loki TV AO3 feed

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crescentmel · 3 years

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⚠️⚠️ LOKI SERIES SPOILERS! ⚠️⚠️

• LETS GOOOOO MORE LOKI WOOOOO

• bruh this “loki variant” is going wild what are they doing lmao

• MISS MINUTES???? SHE SPEAKS TO U???

• LOL it’s always loki variants messing up the timeline sjkahdkdkf very on brand

• LMFAO literally 5 seconds into Loki’s little speech in the tent about the “variant loki” setting a trap for them i KNEW he was fucking bluffing lmaaooo at least he tried

• “you soft spot for things that are broken” yikes ok mobius omg

• mobius really do be trying to stick his neck out for loki

• “w o r k” LMFAO

• I am going to sob dont do this to my boy 😭 reading all the Asgard stuff 🥺💔

• Rip Mobius’ Salad :(

• CASEY !!!!!!!

• so the Variant hiding in apocalypse’s doing whatever it does bc timeline gets destroyed anyway, LOKI MY BOY UR SO FUCKING SMART

• THATS ACTUALLY SO GENUIS??? ofc only loki would know all of other loki’s tricks

• ahsjahakdjf the stabbing part from the trailer

• PLS HES A CHAOTIC BOY OMFG, don’t do pompeii like this ommggg

• they are just sleepy bois ;0;

• if mobius doesn’t ride a jet ski by the end of this series imma riot

• “No one bad is ever truly bad. And no one good is ever truly good.” god THIS is my favorite part

• oh god this is too much time talk omg

• THE GUM!!!!!! THEY GOT IT MY SMART LADS

• ah yes more roxxon lol

• Loki meet Loki >:00000

• our loki still doing all the tricks, trying to convince the other that he’s against the TVA but also like variant loki wouldn’t fall for that?

• it was like 5 seconds into their convo when realized that I’m so fucking dumb this is Lady Loki huh? Like?? It just has to be like we already know she’s in this series, I just didn’t think she would show up so soon

• “now I understand why Thor found this so annoying” lmfao ahshalwgskjff

• ????? WHAT DO U MEAN THE LOCATIONS OF THE TIME KEEPERS ???? HELLO???

• (side note Loki’s hair is so fluffy omg)

• I FUCKING KNEW IIIIT LADY LOKI OMFG SHES SO PRETTY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

• OHHMYYY FUCKING GOD

• THE TIMELINES OHMYGOD

• THE MULTIVERSE???????

• HE FUCKING FOLLOWED HER AGAJGALQHSLF MOBIUS OMG

LADY LOKI MY LOVE SHES HERE AND IM SO FUCKINH HAPPY BUT ALSO LIKE WTFFF IS HAPPENING OOMMMGGGGGGG

I can’t wait for loki and lady loki bonding next week ;0;

(side note, ppl also think it’s the enchantress? I’m thinking she may be like a mix of both)

#THIS WAS SO FUCKING GOOD OMFG #loki #loki series spoilers #loki spoilers #loki series #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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