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You know- I get it
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mineyardjostenrivalry · 11 months
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You know I get it.
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dan-i-am21 · 8 months
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“You Know I Get It”
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wannabewriterlol · 2 months
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My biggest flex is that I have memorized the entire Riko roast, and when all for the game gets turned into an anime I will be able to recite it as monologue for theatre.
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kazbiter · 2 years
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been obsessing over this thought I had recently that Andrew is the only person in-universe who would know/remember every word of the "you know I get it" roast the way that we do. bc even though it was iconic and it was neil himself saying it there's no way that any of the foxes would remember all of what he said and Neil most likely wouldn't remember every word either bc it's not like he memorized it or anything he just let the inspiration strike him <3 and they don't have it written down to go back to the way we do as readers. so Andrew is the only person who gets to fully appreciate and revisit the Riko Roast the way that we do AND he gets neil in the end.... all for the game and it seems like Andrew was the one winning
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kevinmonth · 1 year
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i know this is probably common knowledge but i had completely forgotten that the riko roast happens after riko insults neils mother. like up until then neil is trying to hold himself back, admittedly not very well but he's trying. then riko calls his mother a coward and he loses it
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karmiky · 1 year
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Andrew’s vows:
You know, I’ll admit it.
Meeting a blue eyed, sharp tongued menace was really difficult on me. You were always running, never telling the truth. Not a single person knowing a damn thing about you. Yeah. It was rough. Thinking about you all the time, worrying about you all the time, caring about you all the time. And I know it’s not entirely your fault that we are both mentally unbalanced and infected with these delusions of affection. And I know you’re physically incapable of holding a conversation with anyone that doesn’t include exy. But I love you more than any other human being can. And I don’t think I could deal with a single day without your bullshit.
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olly-olly-octopus · 9 months
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fuck andrew minyard hes such a cunt
u know. i get it. being raised as a superstar must be really really difficult for u. always a commodity, never a human being. not a single person in your family thinking you're worth a damn off the court. yeah, sounds rough. kevin and i talk about your intricate and endless daddy issues all the time. i know it's not entirely your fault that you're mentally unbalanced and affected with these delusions of grandeur, and i know ur physically incapable of holding a decent conversation with anyone like every other normal human being can, but i don't think any of us should have to put up with this much of ur bullshit. pity only gets you so many concessions, and you used yours up about six insults ago. so please, PLEASE shut the fuck up and leave us alone
/ref
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sugaroto · 2 years
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I Google translated a book scene in different languages and then back at English, guess the scene:
I know, I understand, she's a hard star for you. There is no one who is even difficult. No one in your house thinks you're the toughest, or sounds cruel. Kevin and I talk about your complexity and your infinity My father always has problems. I know it's not your fault you think affectionate and claim this selfishness, I know Physically he can't have a conversation with everyone Maybe it's normal, but I don't think any of us will put up with this kind of stupidity. Mercy's license is limited and I've only used it about 6 times. please be quiet Mother left us alone.
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sllhouettedreams · 1 year
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tox-tea · 1 year
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I wanted to practice my calligraphy after a minute of not using it and inspired by @theshitpostcalligrapher I went with an unhinged quote, specifically the infamous riko roast from aftg.
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crazy-fangirl2524 · 2 years
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Me memorising the Riko roast easily:
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Me with academics:
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I've seen something horrific on tiktok
The riko roast has been turned into an audio and it was used for pjo/hoo content. I'm horrified in the way that it was used, I an reeling at it cause damn in their (the character's) minds it might even make sense but knowing what ik I hate it. (It's very love/hate)
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aliteralgarbageheap · 2 years
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Listen I just really wanted to channel my inner sassy Neil today, please take my audio rendition of the iconic Riko roast
This is the dialog straight from the book
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boatshoesdude · 2 years
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Riko Macbeth
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Infected with delusions of grandeur
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stick-ball · 1 month
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🎤😮‍💨:
🫵 👤💡, 🙋 🤝 🤷‍♂️. 👶 ⬆️🧑🏻‍🍼🪺 ➡️ 🦸🏻‍♂️🌟 😓 💯, 💯 🤯 4️⃣ 🫵. 🕰️ 🪙💱, 🚫 👨, 🚫 🚹 📥 🫵 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 🤔 🫵 💎 🚫🤑 📤 🥍 🏯— 😮‍💨, 🗣👂 💪🏼😱. 🧑🏻📅 ➕️ 🙋 💬 🫵 🤨📊 ➕️ ❌️🔚 👨‍🦳🚩 ♾️ 🕰️. 🙋 💡 👉 ❌️ 🌍 🫵 🐈‍⬛🫗 🫵 🧠 😵⚖️ ➕️ 🦠🤧 🔄 🤪 📴 🤴🏻🥇, ➕️ 🙋 🧠 🫵 👣 🚫 🤲 👍 💬 🔄 🚹 👍 💯👥️ ✅️ 👨🥫, 🍑 🙋 ❌️ 🤔 👥️ ⬅️ 🤷 👉➡️👈 🫳 🆙️ 🟰 📈 📴 🫵 🐂💩. 🥺 🔛 👤🎁 🫵 🆘️ 📈 🛟🙏, ➕️ 🫵 🔚 🆙️ 🧮 6️⃣ 🤬 ⏮️. 🪚 🤌, 🤌, 🤐🖕🆙️ ➕️ 👉🚪 🧑‍🤝‍🧑🤾‍♂️ ⬅️ 🧑‍🤝‍🧑.
🫳🎤
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