all numbers on the 'send me numbers' meme
Oh jeeze annon!
1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
My gf!
2. Are you outgoing or shy?
Mmm, it depends on the person? Once i get to know someone, im out going, but if its a new person, im rlly shy tbh,,,
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
My gf,,, evry day,,,
4. Are you easy to get along with?
Idk? I hope I am,,, but a lot of people don’t like me,, so idk?
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
I’m like,,, 2,,, but if I were drunk,,, i hope so???
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
Gals :9
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
I hope so!!!! I’m not planning on breaking up with my gf any time soon!!
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
thts a bit hetero but,,, the mcelroy bros bc im listening to taz rn :/
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
From a sceintific perspective nope, but like,, from a uhm,,, more,, not,, scientific perspective,,, ive never rlly talked about it but,, im assuming so???
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Mmmm idk?? I dont talk /deeply/ to a lot of people but it might be my gf?
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
‘Np!!!’
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
Boombayah - Blackpink
The 7th Sense - Nct U
Candy Store - Heathers
Russian Roulette - Red Velvet
Bomb - Ravi
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
yes yes yes ye s y es p leas e
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
def. luck, but not miracles?? idk is tht weird?
15. What good thing happened this summer?
I got accepted to the school im goin to now!! so thts cool!
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
anon imma confess somethin rlly quick,,
i havent had my first kiss,,,
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
Yea for sure! I mean, if space is infinitely big, wouldnt it be weird if we were the only ones out there??
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
i can not talk to the green villan chick from kim possible so nope lamo
19. Do you like bubble baths?
yea!! its rlly fun and relaxing
20. Do you like your neighbors?
the only neighbors i know are the ones who are crack heads and who had someone die in their home somehow?? so imma go with no
21. What are you bad habits?
Biting my lips, mumbling, self-isolation, ect ect
22. Where would you like to travel?
i wouldnt probs?? other time periods are more aesthetic, but more misogynistic and homophobic so,,,
23. Do you have trust issues?
I dont think so?? probs not tbh,,
24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
s l e e p
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
my shoulders,, theyre rlly broad for a gal so a lot of clothes dont fit me right,,
26. What do you do when you wake up?
suffer
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
nope?? i mean, im v v v v v pale so i probs should be a bit darker for health reasons, but ive never rlly had issues with is before??
28. Who are you most comfortable around?
my gf and besties
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
i only have one and nope
30. Do you ever want to get married?
it depends on what my partner wants? i dont specifically want to and i dont specifically dont want to so itll be up 2 who ever im dating at the time
31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?
barely. it has a hard time staying up some times
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
bdkhj what the fuck im not answering that im 2 years o l d
33. Spell your name with your chin.
fgZg,klf
34. Do you play sports? What sports?
yep! basketball and soccer!
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
TV. I barely watch it anyways
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
mm yea
37. What do you say during awkward silences?
i usually try to think of a story??
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
my current gf tbh
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
amazon lmao
40. What do you want to do after high school?
idk yet?? rn im thinking an english teacher in china :0
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
depends on what they did
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
nothin rlly?? Im just usually lost in thought??
43. Do you smile at strangers?
i try to!
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
s p a c e
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
the thought of seein my gf at school ;)
46. What are you paranoid about?
my report card,,,
47. Have you ever been high?
yea but it WASNT MY FAULT. I WAS GIVEN A WEED BROWNIE WITH OUT MY CONSENT OKAY??
48. Have you ever been drunk?
na
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
no??
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
i think it was my gf’s brown hoodie?
51. Ever wished you were someone else?
uhm,,, na? sometime i wish we were in a dif financial situation, but thts about it?
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
my shoulder width??
53. Favourite makeup brand?
i dont,,, wear make up,,,,
54. Favourite store?
amazon :9
55. Favourite blog?
@genociderfukawa , @eggseggseggseggseggseggseggseggs , @succmekomaeda
56. Favourite colour?
all of the pastels!
57. Favourite food?
penne chicken Alfredo
58. Last thing you ate?
some chicken
59. First thing you ate this morning?
a fudgeround
60. Ever won a competition? For what?
Yea! Iv’e won multiple sports contests, and a few art and writing competitions
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
nope!
62. Been arrested? For what?
na man. i have a clean record
63. Ever been in love?
I am rn!
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
i,,, havent had it yet,,,,,,
65. Are you hungry right now?
nope! i just ate dinner!
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
i rlly dont have any tumblr friends??
67. Facebook or Twitter?
twitter obvi
68. Twitter or Tumblr?
twitter!
69. Are you watching tv right now?
nope! im listening to taz
70. Names of your bestfriends?
Emily, Jessy, Mikaia, Zoya, and Patrick!
71. Craving something? What?
,,,,cheesecake,,,,,,
72. What colour are your towels?
green and blue i think
72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
7. exactly.
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
do pillow pets count?
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
5 or 6?
75. Favourite animal?
owls and bunnies!!
76. What colour is your underwear?
rn?,,,,,,,,, neon pink ://p
77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
chocolate
78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
triple chocolate chunk and tht kinda bull shit!
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
navy blue
80. What colour pants?
also navy blue!
81. Favourite tv show?
i dont rlly watch american tv but,, channel zero is rlly good!!
82. Favourite movie?
Moana!!!!
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
mean girls 1
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
ive never seen 21 jump street
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
idk?? the main bitch
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
dory!
87. First person you talked to today?
my gf!
88. Last person you talked to today?
my dad i think??
89. Name a person you hate?
mm a few kids in my grade and the current potus and staff
90. Name a person you love?
my gf!! i luv her lots
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
na. im p chill rn
92. In a fight with someone?
not tht i know of?
93. How many sweatpants do you have?
2 or 3 pairs
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
3 of 4?? idek
95. Last movie you watched?
a shitty movie for my history class
96. Favourite actress?
i dont have one?
97. Favourite actor?
Lin Manuel Miranda!
98. Do you tan a lot?
nope. i just fukin,, burn like a hellfire
99. Have any pets?
3 cats and a dog!
100. How are you feeling?
pretty cool i guess?
101. Do you type fast?
depends? mostly ya!
102. Do you regret anything from your past?
oh fuck yes
103. Can you spell well?
no!! my spelling is shit tbh
104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
no particuarly?
105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
yep!
106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
i might have?? im,, not sure honetly,,
107. Have you ever been on a horse?
yea! i used to ride rlly well!
108. What should you be doing?
listen here anon i actually did my fukin work 4 once
109. Is something irritating you right now?
just my headache?
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
oh yea
111. Do you have trust issues?
this is a repeat? i answered it earlier lmao
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Im not sure?
113. What was your childhood nickname?
tay
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
yea!
115. Do you play the Wii?
mm i have a wii u and switch, but no wii anymore :’(
116. Are you listening to music right now?
nope! im listening to taz!
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
hell yea!
118. Do you like Chinese food?
fuck yes!!!!
119. Favourite book?
the legend series by Marie Lu
120. Are you afraid of the dark?
4 sure
121. Are you mean?
god i hope not
122. Is cheating ever okay?
no! all partners should consent and agree on all boundaries in a relationship!! the members of that relationship need to respect that!!
123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
hell na
124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
mmhmm!
125. Do you believe in true love?
im in it rn baby
126. Are you currently bored?
yea,,,
127. What makes you happy?
music i like, my gf, spending tie with friends, and not stressing out about things!
128. Would you change your name?
nope! i like my name
129. What your zodiac sign?
pisces!
130. Do you like subway?
yasss!
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
he knos im fukin gay as shit
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
i answered this earlier too
133. Favourite lyrics right now?
‘ringdingdong ringdingdong ding, rigiding rigi ding ding ding ....... fantastic fantastic fantastic fantastic elastic elastic elastic elastic’
134. Can you count to one million?
i could but im not dooin that shit
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
‘im straight’
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
closed
137. How tall are you?
5′3 3/4″
138. Curly or Straight hair?
like what i have?? its super curly!
139. Brunette or Blonde?
im a brunette!
140. Summer or Winter?
mmm winter!
141. Night or Day?
night, cause i can sleep with out regrets
142. Favourite month?
February!
143. Are you a vegetarian?
na
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
dark!
145. Tea or Coffee?
mm neither :p
146. Was today a good day?
i would say so yea
147. Mars or Snickers?
m ars??
148. What’s your favourite quote?
‘dibidibidis my name is minho’
149. Do you believe in ghosts?
yea!
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?
‘Burr: Theres nothing rich folks love more’
(its hamilton the revolution)
------
well this was fun lmao
1 note
·
View note
u have mentioned this trope a handful of times and i too am a whore for the vampire nagito trope so <3 headcanons (long ask)
he like. refuses to drink anything red other than what he's required to - try to give the man pomegranate juice, hibiscus tea, or a cranberry cider and you're either getting punched or he's rambling to you for half an hour out of nervousness because he's afraid someone's gonna make a comment about it and he's paranoid
if he's still, y'know, edward cullen-ing while he's at hope's peak, he would 100% run out of the classroom at LIGHTNING goddamn speed, secret be damned, to escape his classmates - either because they saw him doing gay shit (*cough*) and he's afraid of their questions or he doEsNt wAnT tO bOthEr thEm wiTh hIS pReSeNcE, in true nagito fashion
the classic literature unit hits his literature class and he doesn't show up to that class for a week when they're discussing dracula. he literally cowers in his room that period for the entirety of the week and refuses to answer questions about it
he is so paranoid it makes it obvious, or there's a running joke. like hajime starts hanging out with chiaki and is asking like ‘hey what's that weird kid from your class's deal’ and she's just like ‘idk we think he's a vampire lol’ and ko's head SHOOTS up from across the yard and makes it Ten Times More Plausible to hajime's mind and its hilarious
when he has to go outside he gets one of those big sunhats and sunglasses and looks, in no way, casual, despite it being sort of normal to carry around an umbrella to hide from the sun
he still tries to eat garlic. you hand him like some garlic fries and he's eating the fuck out of them. like fifteen minutes later he's burning up, has a fever, and can barely speak because his throat hurts and he just excuses himself to the bathroom and dies for a solid 30 minutes, but you will be damned if he gives up garlic bread
hajime has to tell him to stop wearing cross earrings. like he'll see him reaching for his on his nightstand (because, let's be honest, if they dated ko WOULD steal his jewelry) and he's like ‘???? are you stupid or dumb’ and nagito is just getting frustrated with his bright red fingertips and hajime has to WRESTLE them from his hand because he is Not giving up without a fight
(when he asks, nagito says gay shit is more important than vampire shit. this gives hajime an impromptu headache.)
he comes up with increasingly ridiculous stories to explain the scar, saying he was attacked by a dog, and then a bear, and one time saying he was attacked by a serial killer with a biting fetish (the most believable of the stories, truthfully) and then, one time, to hajime's utter pain, says, ‘its the fluorescents’ (a direct quote from a twilight movie)
he can still eat, but doesn't need to to survive, so he decides to just eat chocolate cupcakes for a week, except in front of everyone - so all they see is him eating chocolate pastries for breakfast every morning and Nothing Else and its just bizarre enough for them to worry vaguely
chiaki was not explicitly told, but assumed, even possibly as a joke, so one day, when hanging out with ko, asks him if he's ever been to transylvania. he chokes on his coffee and it comes out of his nose, and he actually has to get chiaki off the floor manually due to the laughing fit
hajime, jokingly, asks if they'll have to get married in a church graveyard instead of a church, and nagito not only almost dies at the prospect, but sputters long enough for hajime to ask, ‘or are you just gonna take my soul instead of marrying me?’, which causes another near-heart attack, impressive for someone who doesn't have a BEATING heart
on Halloween, no matter how obvious his costume, he always gets asked if he's dressing up as a vampire. he cannot escape it. hajime thinks its hilarious
hajime asks miu to make him a polaroid camera that doesn't use silver in the film, because he wants a classic polaroid wall of nagito but he won't show up on regular polaroid film, and she agrees - she does think its weird as hell, but she agrees nonetheless, and hajime can be seen regularly snapping pictures when nagito isn't looking and hiding them in his pocket <3
yes. most of these were unhinged. i am a sucker for this little queer man being undead as the next bitch, but also i think it makes for SO many funny opportunities that i could not help myself
thE FUCKING GARLIC BAHAHAHA. Oh my god. Fuck. That’s so valid actually, garlic bread is tasty as shit. Garlic in general is great. I feel bad for his throat but. I mean. Same hat probably ksnxksnkxnx
I love these so much though? I see we agree on the vampire jokes and him sweating over them kdjfksbd. God I think someone else sent in vampire Nagito hcs as well, I’ll see if I can find them
52 notes
·
View notes