ishqbaaz ep 400 - 404 lb
now, let’s see what fresh hell my idiot children have raised in the one week i left them unsupervised!
ep 400 (30.10.17)
ok you know what, i reallllllly do not care about this lameass shivika plot. i didn’t care one week ago when i was watching in real time, and now one week later, i literally couldn’t give less of a fuck. ugh. already disgruntled at having to sit through this garbage.
YOU FUCKERS SHOULD BE CONCENTRATING ON RIKARA, PAR NAHI, IDHAR BHI APNE AINVAYIII KE ISSUES. HONESTLY. THINK ABOUT SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOURSELVES FOR 4 MINUTES. AND IF YOU HAVE TO THINK ABOUT YOURSELVES, THINK PROPERLY LIKE NORMAL MARRIED COUPLES, AND GO BANG. GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
ugh ok i really don’t care about anika’s nonsense mental issues when there’s literally so many other problems. fwding this bs.
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas, rikara!!!!!!!!
i am honestly so emosh rn. 😭😭😭
yaaaaaaas baby girl! call him out on his bs!
ok can’t help but feel a little bad for kunal’s kamar in this scene. is it just me or is he ladkhadaayiing a bit?
UGH GTFO SHIVIKA I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU TWO RN UNLESS YOU’RE FUCKING.
anika has legittttttttttttt lost her goddamned mind. honestly, what the fuck have they done to my girl????
IS THIS HONESTLY AN ISSUE???? LIKE???? I CAN’T EVEN WITH THESE TWO ASSHOLES RIGHT NOW. JUST GTFO MY SCREEN BEFORE I RAGE QUIT WATCHING THIS EP.
lmao ok kunal ki saaas phul rahi hai, someone give the poor boy a sec to catch his breath.
YAS GAURI ASKKKKKKKKKKKK HIMMMMMMMM
pffffffft, don’t even talk about shivika’s ishqbaazi rn gauri, coz... i just can’t.
“WOH DONO EK DUSRE KO NEECHA NAHI DIKHAATE KABHI.”
ok someone needs to sit gauri down and tell her all of bade bhaiyya ke puraane paap.
and rudra’s just going snip-happy on ajay’s car like a toddler in crafts class. best.
ok ruvya nonsense is what i care about least in this show so fwd fwd fwd.
this trope of shit getting stuck in each other’s jewelry and what not is literally the worst.
OK RUDRA NEEDS TO BE GIVEN ONE TIGHT SLAP. WHY THE FUCK IS BHAVYA EVEN PUTTING UP WITH THIS BS? SHE JUST NEEDS TO TELL SHIVAAY WHAT’S UP AND GTFO THE STUPID “BOND” CLAUSE.
god i’m just so mad at heterosexuality rn. all these ppl just need to leave each other alone already, coz together, they just make each other and everyone else miserable as fuck.
YAS GAURI. TEAR THAT DUPATTA. FREE YOURSELF FROM THE SHACKLES OF THE HEGEMONIC INSTITUTION THAT IS MATRIMONY IN THE DESI SOCIETYYYYYYYYYYYY
why am i being forced to watch this utter TRASH that is this shivika plot? it’s literally worse than the ruvya plot. #bloodyUNSAHIKKABLE (something for my southie peeps there.)
never thought i’d relate SO MUCH with shivaay during an argument, but hey, here we are. matlab facepalm kar kar ke mera toh mooh hi laal ho gaya hai.
ok what even is this editing? ffs, kuch toh transition effect daalo scenes ke beech mein.
oh gauriiiiiiii, my baby girl, don’t cryyyyyyyyy. mera dillll jaltaaa haiiiiii. i can’t bear to see you like this. 😥😥😥😢😢😢
ok i can’t bear his crying either, but he deserves to cry a little, so dil pe patthar rakh ke seh loongi main.
GOD SRSLY ANIKA YOU NEED TO GROW UP.
great. usko bhi pakad ke taana and issue. shivaay just leave her be. let her go eat something and she’ll calm the fuck down in time and come find you. 🙄🙄🙄
i’m just fwding this garbage, because after EVERYTHING they went though, if she still doesn’t trust him, phir mujhe kuch nahi kehna. honestly, so done with this.
ok just in case i didn’t hate men enough in this episode, ajay’s here to MAKE SURE ki koi kasar reh toh nahi gayi. 😒😒😒
okay fuckkkkk offf shitty ajayyyyyyy, with your crappy unibrow.
OMFG HAATH LAGAAYA, SAALE KAMEENE HIMMAT KAISE HUIIIIII KAAAT KE GANDE NAALI MEIN NA PHENK DOON MAIN
ok this grownass man has been TOLD the issue to his face and he’s still like “idk why she’s mad at me?????” why are men like thisssss?????
god why won’t this shitty ass episode enddddddddddddddd??? 400th episode my ass.
waah, bhavya’s gonna solve the mysteries of the feminine mind for bhaiyya.
lol this little golu molu baby sardar. what a cutie.
this show really nails their casting of kids. highly surprising how all of them are non annoying.
YOU KNOW HOW YOU CAN BRING BACK HER KHOYA HUA CONFIDENCE? BY SEXING HER. SO PLEASE. GET TO IT. MATLAB, TUM AADMI HO YA PAJAMA?!!?!
GOD FINALLLLLLLLLLY THIS DAMN EPISODE IS FUCKING OVER. HALLELUJAH.
ep 401 (31.10.17)
aaaaaaaand golu molu is back.
shivaay, don’t you have enough issues in your life???? ek aur issue ke beech mein taang adaa rahe ho???? go talk to your stupid wife.
... is there a reason he got outta costume for this????
and god the ugly blue filter. hate. HAAAAAAAAATE. WHY DO THEY USE IT EVERY TIME THESE TWO HAVE A SCENE IN THIS LOCATION????? IT’S SO FUCKING UGLY.
man do i haaaave to watch this???? he’s just gonna be all i promise ill love you when you’re old and blah blah blah physical looks don’t matter dil matters and blah blah.
“i’m not trying, i AM cute.”
pffffffffft. ek toh overconfidence ki hadh. you’re not even that cute. doosra, bebe!Anika is this close to taking off her chandni and beating all the cute outta you.
my god i cannot be gladder than i am to be utterly single rn, coz jesus above, being in a relationship looks fucking exhausting. yahaan mujhse apne emotions aur issues jhele nahi jaate, and you have to be deal with someone elses’ neuroses too???? no thanks.
i am baby!sardar and he is me. utterly sick of these ppl and screaming “meri jaan baksh do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
called shivaay’s nonsense speech almost down to the word. not feeling particularly proud about it tho, coz that just means the writing of this show is just thaaaaat thakela.
OMG ANIKA WHICH OTHER WOMAN WOULD EVEN WANT THIS STUPID GODFORSAKEN DEMON OF A MAN?????????? HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF THAT????????? THAT LITERALLY NO OTHER WOMAN IN ON GOD’S GREEN EARTH CAN TOLERATE HIM?????
ok i swear to god rudra needs to get hit by a bus or something. #freeBhavya
WHY WON’T THIS STUPID SCENE END OMG
fwding. don’t care. gimme gauri. NOW. NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
OOOOH. WHY’S BULBUL COMING TO OMKI????? is she realising that she’d rather be married to repentant hottie shaayar rather than ugly unibrow handsy fucker???
ok. clue has been given that richa is the reason. use your goddamn brain now, omki.
god his sexyyyyy agony whisper voice. it’s doing things to meeeeeeee. 😍😍😍
haaaaaye his face. be still my beating heart.
of course. ajay is daksh 2.0, but not even half as entertaining.
i miss daksh, man. after svetlana, he’s the most lolz delivering waala villain this show has ever had.
OK WHAT EVEN IS THIS OUTFIT GAURI IS WEARING LORD ABOVE NA SAR HAI NA PAIR, JAANE KAISE TEEN CHAAR CHICHDE JOD DIYE HAI AUR USKO “OUTFIT” BULA RAHE HO
angsty sexyyyyyyyyyyyyy eyes are being maaaaaade. 😭😭😭
and ugly ajay is noticinggg and grinding his teeth all shivaay-style.
ughhhhh ajay you’re the fucking worst. i really fucking hope the oberois go to town on you and repeatedly kick you in the nuts.
ok shivaay’s outfit has actually made me go blind and i’m now watching this episode with my mann ki aankhein. 😣😣😣
shivaay still can’t understand the concept of consent and free will. honestly, i think this idiot needs to have the point beaten into him.
aisi time par bhi isko shayari sooj rahi hai. emo!maxxxxx only my son is.
“mujhse vaada karo hum aur kuch nahi karenge.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BOY DO YOU NOT KNOW YOUR OBEROI KIN AT ALL??????? SHAADI KHUD KI HO YA KISI AUR KI, TAMASHA TOH KARNA HI HAI!
omfgggggggg anika, COZ PYAAAR (woh bhi aisa ek number ka ghatiyaaaa “pyaar”) ISN’T EVERYTHING IN LIFE OK????
ok anika just don’t give a fuck anymoreeee.
aaaaaaaaaaaaand the wig is offfff.
why’s gauri shocked? she fully knew anika was here? they slept in the same bed???
ajay is the shivaay of bareilly. all authoritative and shouty and shiz. pity that the real shivaay is here, and about to teach him how it’s really done.
LMAO MAAAAAAAAAA IS LIKE “I DIDN’T KNOW NOTHING! MAIN TOH ALLAH MIYAAN KI GAAAIII HOON!!” 😂😂😂😂
shivaay’s having a haaaaaard time controlling himself. teeth grinding and eye rolling to the max.
lololololololol looks like ajay’s maa itself shall be cockblocking him.
“THA NAHI. HOON.”
daaaaaaaaaayum son!
LMAO SHIVAAY’S FACE LIKE “I TRIED, MAN. I TRIED.”
styyyyyylish and tadi-filled removal of pagdis and wigs.
god kunal, tumhe koi haq nahi banta ki tum itne khoobsurat lago. NOT FAIR! 😫😫😫😫
lol nakuul’s champu hair, compared to the other two’s faaaaaahbulous, totally-unaffected-by-pagdi hair.
obligatory ‘haaye my beautiful boys!’ waala shot. 😍😍😍
gauri be like WHY ARE MY SASURAAL WAALE SUCH FREAKSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OMG
EP 402 (01.11.17)
LMAO like whaaaaaaaat trip is ajay even on? she’s HIS wife, not yours. what “cheeeen lega” and all??? kuch bhi. chal hatt, chutiya kahinka.
can’t wait for obros to hand ajay’s ass to him. coz he’s quite honestly asking for it.
hee hee hee, i shall always get a kick outta shivaay jumping men who have like at least half a foot on him and trying to fight them. my smol fighty baby.
OMFG OMKARA KO CHAANTA. AB TOH NAHI BACHEGA TU BETA. AB TOH TICKET KATAA HI LE WAAPSI KI.
WHY’S RUDRA STOPPING SHIVAAY???? BRO, YOU’RE SUPP TO JUMP AJAY TOO???? MY GOD, NIKKAMMA KA NIKAMMA ONLY THIS IDIOT BOY IS. WHEN YOU GONNA START PULLING YOUR DAMN WEIGHT AROUND HERE, ASSHOLE???????????????
awwww man shivaay’s face is making me cryyyyyyyyyyyyyy. 😭😭😭😭
OMG OMG OMGGGGGGGG BULBUL CALLING OUT TO BADE BHAIYYE #MYBROTPLIVES #shivriHameshaAmarRahe
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS BITCCCCCCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
ab baby bulbul ne aadesh diya hai tohhh...
lol bulbul’s bloodlust will not be satisfied with just the one obro. she wants them ALL to go to town on these bareilly bastards. and that’s allllllllll the encouragement hubs needs.
how awesome is this shot of bulbul and her three protectors tho! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
gimme some shots of anika and bhavya kicking ass too plz???
ugh no, they’re relegated to cheerleaders. how lame.
LMAO GAURI’S HAPPINESS AT THE CHAOS, FADING AWAY AT RICHA/MUKESH’S WTF FACES HAHAHAHA
shivaay’s like bro i’ve had enough of this small town bs. can we gtfo here pls?
god i realllllly hate gauri’s outfit. it’s drowninggggg her tiny frame.
“hum waapas nahi jaa sakte.”
lmao everyone’s faces like “behen itna maar dhaar karne se pehle nahi bol sakti thi???? phukat mein energy waste.”
i really love how shivaay is having waaaaaaay more of a devastated reaction than om at gauri not coming back.
protip to shivaay: just legally adopt gauri (like you did sahil), so she’ll be your sister no matter what the fuck goes on in the rikara marriage.
... we’re back in OM?
oh yes we are. unless shivaay authoritatively makes hot chocolate for ppl in others’ kitchens as well.
ok that sleeved vest looks really bad under THAT kurta, shivaay.
shivaay, ever heard of giving someone (anyone!) personal space? no? ok cool.
CAN A MAN ANGSTILY MOPE IN THE DARK ABOUT HIS WIFE MARRYING SOMEONE ELSE IN PEACE? PLEASE???!?!?!!!!!!
heavy vibes of post-ishaana kadhi-chawal scene no?
still one of my eternal fave obro scenes. (“main iss baare mein baat nahi karna chahta!” *talks about it for 2 hours*)
“hota hai.”
haan is ghar mein toh aksar hota hai, ki biwi kisi aur se shaadi karne chali jaati hai, lekin NORMAL LOGON KE SAATH aisa nahi hota.
oh boyyyyyy, shivaay ke khurafaati dimaag mein idea.
meanwhile gauri is doing full intezaam of bhaagna from there.
gosh gauri, since when are you such a terrible liar???
maa is doing everything she can to cover bitiyaa’s ass. love it.
ajayyyyy doesn’t even wanna marry her???? then why’s he so insistenttttt?????
STOP LYING TO HER SHIVAAY. FOR FUCKS SAKE HAVE YOU LEARNTTTTTTTTT NOTHINGGGGGG. GOD.
“shankar ji apni chiraiyya ka dhyaan rakhlenge.”
YUP. IN THE FORM OF BADE BHAIYAAAAAA. WHO’S FLYING OVER AS WE SPEAK TO SAVE HIS BABY BIRD.
omg how daaaaaaare he LIE TO HER FACE LIKE THIS. BITCH, ONE. YOU A HELLA SUCKY LIAR. AND TWO. SHE KNOWS YOUR DUMB ASS BETTER THAN YOU KNOW YOURSELF.
“WE GOT OURSELVES A BULBUL TO KIDNAP.”
god this asshole really going to fucking kidnap gauri. srsly, it’s like he learned nothing from his first wedding.
“yaar hum raat ko ghee lene jaa rahe hai????”
LOLOLOL
fuck, my hearttttttttttt. god i love these stupidass boys so much.
ooooooooooh gauri is overhearinggggg.
YAAAAAAAAAS BULBUL YOU BEAT THE F OUTTA THIS ASSHOLE.
pffffffffft, oh nowwwww she wants to call omkiiiiiii.
of course he won’t pick up. girl, this is why you should depend on no man.
ugh the cgi for the helicopter is so terrible.
lol gauri has emptied her whole wardrobe into making escape waali rassi. she’s seen golmaal (puraana waala, not the chutiya new ones) one too many times i think.
pffffffffffft waise toh bada kidnapping ka plan bana raha tha??? karne ka time aaya toh shivaay is just standing there frozen and other two just pushed him to side and moved on.
LMAO HER INNER MONOLOGUE I LOVE GAURIIIIIIIIIII SO MUCH
LOLOLOLOL HE WAS GONNA BUST INTO A SHER AND RUDRA’S FRUSTRATION
“YEH KAISA AADMI HAI???? BHAABI MUBARAK HO, HUM AAPKO KIDNAP KARNE AAYE HAI.” LMAOOOOOOOOOO
be still my beating heart! 😍😍😍😍
omfg ommmmmmmmmm you idiot her headdddddddddd!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaand great. ajay and minions are here. ugh.
obros exchanging “it’s go time!!!!!!” faces.
wow. that was hella easy.
ep 403 (02.11.17)
wow, gauri still hasn’t regained consciousness? maybe you shoulda taken her to a doctor for a ct scan or something first.
“bhaiyya, aur koi illegal kaam karna hai ya main sone jaaon?” LMAO
anika’s detective dimaag is on during half-sleep also. AMAZING.
but never fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! billu’s here to romance it outta her. haaaaaaye.
ugh. fuck these two ridiculously attractive assholes who won’t bang and insist on killing me with sexual tension.
uh ohhhhhhhh, billu made a boo boo! wife is on to him!
omg look how tiny shrenu’s feeeeet are!
ugh my heart. can these two just be happy now... pleaseeeee. they’re the life raft i have to tie myself to now that shivika are... just... idk what.
snort. fucking idiot.
“japan mere zehen main hai kyunki it’s my favt. country. wahan ki jo mount fuji hai na, it’s a really good mountain! mujhe wahan ka khaana bhi bohut pasand hai!”
LMAO WHAT IS THIS A NIBANDH HE WROTE FOR INTERNATIONAL DAY AT SCHOOL?????
omfggggg “sabudaana vada khaaya hai tumne japan ka???” hahahahahahaha
I NEED SPACE?????? BITCH GO MAKE AN OBEROI COLONY ON MARS THEN. BADA AAYA SPACE MAANGNE WAALA.
IDGI???? WHY CAN’T YOU JUST TELL HER GAURI’S IN THE HOUSE???? WHAT DOES IT EVEN MATTER?????
goddddd anika, why must you discuss all your marriage matters with some other person????
lol anika calling bhavya out on knowing rudra wasn’t home last night haha
ouffffff anika, you really need to get a hobby. like, take up watercolours. or knitting. maybe get a pet. horseriding?you need SOMETHING to distract you from the fuckery that is this house and your weirdass marriage.
LMAO RUDRA “usually kidnapping ke baad phiroti ke liye call karte hai. main karoon kya???”
“BIWI HAI MERI, GHADDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” 😂😂😂😂
“we have to keep it under wraps”... MAYBE START BY CLOSING YOUR DAMN DOOR?!?!!?!?
lolololol man i’m loving the return of omRu scenes. i reallyyyyy missed these two together.
OMFG OM EK TOH SHE’S UNCONSCIOUS UPAR SE YOU’RE WRAPPING HER AND STASHING HER IN A CUPBOARD????
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the sisters are here. with their shak waali nazrein.
the face on an honest man who isn’t lying his pants off. amazing.
oh hooooooo anikaaaa, you’re so annoyinggggg when you get like this.
pfffffffft. brothers are here. ab hoga tamasha.
LMAO AND TAMASHAAA IT IS. THE WAY HE FAINTED ONTO THE BED HAHAHAHAH
ouff the amount of nautanki.
LMAO THE WAY HE GOT UP ALL FINE AND THEN REMEMBERED HE WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE AND FELL AGAIN LOLOLOLOL
lol for first time rudra is doing bagaavat against his eternal master bhaabi
OMFG THE WAY RUDRA JUST PICKED HIM UP AND TOOK HIM I AM DYING HAHAHAHAHA
ohhhhh boy she’s going back into om’s room.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand caught!
OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA “DEKHO KAUN AAYA HAI!!!! GAURI! AA GAYI!” HAHAHAHAHHAHHA I AM FUCKING DYING OMG HAHAHAHAHA
ok, what exactly is anika’s problem here? she also wanted gauri to come back? matlab... i really don’t get her newfangled issues these days.
kabhi nahi socha tha ki yeh din bhi dekhne padenge where i’d be on shivaay’s side during arguments. waah re prabhu, teri leela.
gauri’s having a legit “main kahaaan hoon?” moment.
great anika has taken her lecturebaaazi outside to the devars. she’s really getting on my last nerve these days.
like i get her point and all, but behen, tum apne buddhi waale dhong se kaunsa usko izzat-o-aabroo se lene gayi thi???? matlab kuchhhhh bhi.
lmao anika ki toh tain tain phisssssssssssss ho gayiiii.
and lolololol look at this idiot boy who’s not even hugging her back, he’s just like OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO SOMEONE TELL ME?!?!!?!?!
lmao shivaay’s look of triumph. he’s literally likeeeee
ouff ok gauri, heavy on the mythological references this early in the morning.
lmaoooo shivaay knocking om on the back for the patti thing. matlab, when sso thinks you’re being a little extra, know you’ve gone truly overboard.
ugh ok she forgave him already??? itnaaa bhi lightly nahi jhaadna tha matter ko.
anika be like behen, y u no tell plan? ainvayiiii mein moral science lecture diye phir rahi thi.
ok i really thought the anika learns about gauri title was about the chutki secret, but siiiiiiiiigh.
aaaaaand these two are fighting.
“aise hi rehna hai???? sudharna nahi hai???”
lol 1 crore ka sawaal pooch diya tumne anikaaaa
god you two, this relationship is fucking exhausting and i’m just a passive witness to it. I CAN’T EVEN IMAGINE BEING IN IT.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND THERE GO THE PHONES.
ep 404 (03.11.17)
servants of the house be thinking ‘itne din se kitchen achcha khaasa saaf-sutra tha. lo aa gaye phir gandh machaane.’
godddddddddddddd rudra’s besura singing.
shivaay’s being hella relatable these days.
ok i really don’t like this shakki biwi nonsense of anika’s. like, stop ruining my girl pls.
awwww my chiraiyya and her bhaujai.
um, why is this person dressed literally in pinky’s clothes???
ok i don’t caaaaaaaaare about this nonsenseeeeee. fwding.
what even is happening?? you two have been married for like 3 hours and are still fucking up on a minute by minute basis. bade aaye rudra ko marriage advice dene waale.
I HATE THIS GARBAGE TROPE OF MEN IN DRAG ON INDIAN TV. DAMN YOU KAPIL SHARMA FOR STARTING THIS NONSENSE. A PLAGUE UPON YOUR (ILLEGALLY CONSTRUCTED) HOUSE!
lol shivaay and om inspecting the custard in the bg as if it’s some huuuuge lab experiment or something.
..... god anikaaaa, you’re a fucking idiot.
lmao bhavya’s such an enabler.
ouffff gauri, not you toooooooooooo.
anika idiot, custard toh lekar bhaagti.
he’s not gonna catch her. and this is gonna create a huge big raita. *siiiiiiiiiigh*
calllled it.
bhavya, my sweet, please find yourself a better man. you deserve sooooooooooo much better.
OMFG SHIVAAY PUT THE FUCKING PLATE DOWN. FUCKING IDIOT.
GOD THIS IS THE STUPIDEST PLOT EVER ITS FUCKING 4 AM WHY AM I WATCHING THIS GARBAGE
NOWWWWWWWWW WE TALKINGGGGGG 😏😏😏😏
oooooooooooooooh the chutkiiiiiiii photooooooooooooooo.
SHE’S IN THE SAME HOUSE WITH YOU. SHE’S MISSED YOU TOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY BABIESSSSSSS!!!! MY TWO GIRLSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
EVERY TIME I THINK OF THEM BEING SISTERS FOR REAL, MY HEART OVERFLOWS WITH FEELS
abbe, seedha seedha custard deke jaa na; yeh senti waala lecture kisko sunna hai.
that custard is fucking LIQUID. matlab, set hone tak toh sabrrr karta bro????
GOD I HATE THIS NONSENSE OF THE GIRL SAYING SOMETHING WHEN SHE MEANS SOMETHING ELSE. I KNOW WE DO THIS SHIT A LOT BUT WE REALLY GOTTA STOP. MEN DON’T UNDERSTAND IT THE WAY OTHER GIRLS DO. THEY JUST DON’T. SO STOP IT.
“400 episode ho gaye lekin anika abhi bhi yehi keh rahi hai ki SHIVAAAAY AAAP KYAAAA KAR RAHE HAI???”
i would laugh at the meta but i am too angry that you haven’t as much as made outttttttt yet. what the everlovingggg fuckkkkkkk. you ppl better bang before ep 500 so help me god. SO HELP ME GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ouffffff rudra, ever heard of personal space? you’re the worst. dafaaaa ho!
oh haaaaaaaaaai abhayyyyyy, you hotass demonchild. how you been???? actually, fuck you, where’s my girl tanya and how’s she been????
THIS IS LITERALLY DOODH AND JAM THAT HE’S FEEDING HER. LIKE.... IT’S ANNOYINGGGGG ME YOUGAIZ. IT’S ANNOYING ME SO MUCH.
dayummmm, omki making sex eyes at wife. will i get my tharak fulfilled here first????? will omki shomki and chutki maarofy baazi first?!?!?!
OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!! I JUST MIGHTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!! 😯😯😯
OMG FUCK YOU RUDRA MAY YOU NEVER HAVE ANOTHER ORGASM IN YOUR LIFE EVER AGAIN YOU STUPID COCKBLOCKER 😡😡😡😡
lmaooooo om’s glee when rudra finally left. i love this idiot child so much.
UGH BAATEIN?!?!?!!? WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT BAATEIN?????GET BACK TO THE MAKING OUTTTTTTTTTTTT YOU STUPID NERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Aww, poor Gauri doing hisaab. 😢
Omg…….galti se Omkara!! Haha, Queenie subconsciously knows super sardar is her hujband! 😂😂😂 😂😂😂
Lol, Omkara Dilpreet ki hawaiyan udd gayi hain 😂😂😂
Is Gauri so disillusioned with Omkara that even with all the indications, she thinks it can’t be him? I mean I thought it was stupid of Gauri not to recognize him, but like, is she in denial? Maybe in her gut, she knows, but just can’t to accept it, cause why would the guy who called her gandi, giri hui, ghinoni aurat come back to her?
Lol, Omkara Dilpreet and his ghatiya sher. 😂😂
Aww man, Omkara Dilpreet trying to make Gauri laugh is what I’m here for. 💝 💝
Gauri’s like, lol, imma be cray, itni ghatiya shayri karne wale Omkaraji nahi ho sakte. As if uski purani shayari kisi k palle padti thi. 😹
Damn, Richa’s a good friend y'all.
Gauri’s like lol don’t challenge me.
Ab Omkara will see what a DabangRi his wife is.
Omg Omkara k absence me bhi passive aggressive comments!!! Yay! 🤗🤗🤗🤗
But aww, Queenie, don’t be sad bro. 😢 😢
Gauri still has full faith in her Shankarji and herself though. What a Queen! 👸👸👸💝
Aww, I like this faith having Omkara. Pehle kahan tha? The more I see Dilpreet, the more I want to hold on to him and never let go. Gosh, Dilpreet is legit so much better than Omkara.
Omg omkara kitni bhook lagti hai tujhe? Abhi toh khana khaya tha. 😐😐😐
Isko kis kaam pe lagna hai? Is he gon help her out? By ordering a million idol clothes? Ok, I know all my headcanons can’t come true. But I still want heer toh badi sad hai.🤣🤣🤣
Wtf, abhi maine idol clothes bola and now look at Gauri sewing then furiously!! Is my headcanon hon come true? 😏😏😏
OMFG IT DID!!! I bet Omkara had something to do with this. My prediction came true bahahahhahhaha😎😎😎😎😎
Gauri’s like mom pls, you don’t understand queenie ki maaya, 100 kya main toh 10000 chunniyan bana lungi, woh bhi aadhi raat me. 😎😎😎
Hahhaha, Gauri’s so annoyed with Omkara Dilpreet lol.
Hain, Dilpreetji’s nowhere to be found.
Gauri you may have ocd, which is fine, but um, don't touch a strangers stuff?
Hahhaha, it’s that card k chithde.
Baal baal bacha liya Omkara Dilpreet. 😌😌😌😌😌😌
Lmaooo, Omkara’s so bad at this 😂😂😂😂😂
Good save though. 👍👍👍👍👍
Lol OM k servants kaha they jo waha bhi Gauri se hi kaam karwata tha? Pura fayda uthaya meri Gauri ka. 😢
Aww, he can’t eat without her. 💝
LOL. He scared her again, poor Gauri lmao. 😂😂😂
Honestly, if someone did that to me, I’d have slapped them without dekhing any aav ya taav. Don’t be scaring me bish!
Is he gon help her out? Man, that’s so cute. 😊😊😊😊
Omkara’s like hum kisi se kam nahi 😂😂😂
“Yeh toh sab main biwi k liye hi kar raha hun”
😊😊😊😊💝💝💝💝
God, you guys, Shrenu’s so pretty. Her 100 watt ki smile is just…. 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
I don’t know how I feel about this song……but it is better than mere sawalon ka jawab do. Lol. 😣😣😣
I guess it is apt though? Tu hai toh I’ll be all right.
Hahaha he’s so proud lmaoo. 😂😂😂😂
Look at his dopey smile. Lmao. What a cute puppy! 😚😚😚
Shit Omkara, easy bro. Dupatta phad hi dega kya?😧😧😧😧. Haath batana hai, kam bhadana nahi hai. 🙄🙄🙄🙄
Lmaooo and it flew in the air! 😂
And down it goes on their sar. 😂😂😂
Gauri k expressions se lag raha hai omkara ka bhanda jaldi phootne wala hai. 😓😓
Aww @Omkara Dilpreet pakding his kaan in sorry though. Whadda cutie! 😚😚
I know logic nahi lagana chahiye but Omkara Dilpreet’s tattoo’s so in your face, how has Gauri not recognised it yet? 🤔🤔🤔🤔
Heck, why hasn’t he tried to hide it? Aur kuch nahi toh apni sleeves hi neeche pull karleta. 😐😐😐😐😐
Oh, shit she pricked her finger again. Today’s not a good day for Gauri. 😖😖😖😖😖
Omkara’s concern for Gauri warms the cockles of my cold dead heart though. 💖💖💖💖
And she noticed it too. Hmmmm ☺️☺️☺️☺️
Aww puppies feel sleepy! 💕
Omfg, what is this white suit guy? Dafuq? Ugh, I don’t even want to know. Ffwding. ⏩⏩⏩
Ugh, look at babies sleeping. Aren’t they adorable? 😍😍😍😍
OMG THIS IS MY FAVE HINDI SERIAL TROPE OF ALL TIME. GOD, I LOVE IT.
The girl sleeping on the guy's shoulder, guy wakes up dheere dheere, notices the girl, niharofies her tenderly, sees her waking up and pretends to be asleep. Gahh, I just love it so much. 💕💕💕
Also, call back to Chulbul times when Gauri was sleeping next to Omkara and asked Shankarji to make all her mornings like that? I am digging these parallels. 😃
Gauri is like 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 wtf did I just do?? Ghor paap! 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Is this why she was apologizing to Shankarji in the bts?
Lmaoo, is this why she calls him bhai?
Yes, it is. Man, Gauri’s so pure. Sigh. 😢💕💕💕
“hamari zindagi me hamare pati k ilawa aur kisi k liye bhi koi jagah nahi hai”
Gosh, til til k Omkara’s gon die finding out just how pure his Gauri is. 😢
Chalo, he realizes what a Lucky ass he is. Lmaoo.
Lol she told him dur rahiye 😂😂😂
He looks so sad tho. poor bbby, but this is all yo fault.
Damn, ek aur teer straight to Omkara’s heart. Omkara ko chod diya but passive aggressiveness nahi chodi. I love you, my petty queen. 😭😭😭😭
I know she isn’t really being petty……but let me live ok. 🙄
“Na ji na, o Bhai ni, aap fraand keh do, rishtedar keh do, padosi keh do, kirayedar keh do, jo bhi kehna hai keh do bas bhai na kehna”
LMFAO @ Omkara’s reaction at being called her “bhai”. Gosh, this is golden. ROFLLLLL.
“Time toh dekho, *taps his bare wrist* time hi nahi mere paas.”
LMFAOOO I’m dead. DEAD!! 😂😂😂😂
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