#rice fam

[aratribow]

I STAN JING YUAN VISITING THE HERTA SPACE STATION

He would love the lil cat critters (especially sesame cake and rice dumpling; I am totally NOT biased)

#PLS GIVE US CAT JINGYUAN HOYO #and cat yanqing #LET US COMPLETE THE CAT FAM #m taking jing yuan to herta soace station tomorrow #my beloved #honkai star rail #hsr jing yuan #hsr sesame cake #hsr rice dumpling #jingrenheng #jingren #jingheng #renheng

[lookismstuff-2]

Cheonliang Fam: Then and Now

#lookism #lookism webtoon #lookism spoilers #lookism 483 #cheonliang #cheonliang fam #vin jin #jin hobin #mary kim #kim miru #park jewoo #mc pesticide #lim taebong #mc rice bag #choi wooseok #lee hyungjae

[moonchildillustration]

Been possessed by the art divinities and drew an Armand. Mixed book and show because why not, Assad has taken over my brain.

#idk how I made this it is what it is #iwtv #iwtv amc #vampire chronicles #iwtv armand #the vampire armand #Anne Rice #interview with the vampire #armand le russe #my art #my ass has finally figured out how to do digital paintings that don’t look blurry as shit. we made it fam. some fucking texture at last #being insane with the religious art stuff #I have an idea for what’s next. homework and portfolio art is never being done and the sky is the limit

[thenightflower]

Coffin shopping with her 2 handsome dads.

🧑🏾‍🦱👩🏼‍🦱⚰️👩🏾‍🦱

#vc #the vampire chronicles #interview with the vampire tv show #lestat de lioncourt #louis de pointe du lac #claudia de pointe du lac #claudia de lioncourt #anne rice #amc #vampire fam #spoilers #amc interview with the vampire #vampire husbands

[arsenalgbt]

anyone a professional lip-reader cuz eye NEED TO KNOW what dec was yelling at big gabi about!

#something about “... it's not my bad/ball/back”? #fic material #je suis #oh man the way big gabi was just 'aight fam' #im telling y'all dec has darkness in him we shud write him more like that teehee #raya as an innocent bystander lol #declan rice #gabriel magalhaes

[todayisafridaynight]

can I see a picture of your dad 👉👈

yeah of course here you go

#snap chats #he IS my dad idc. i do call him my dad every other time i post bout him so 😔 #BUT ON THE REAL uhhh no <3 #i might overshare every bit of my life but i feel weird sharing pics of my fam #even if my dad Is Also chronically online and loves taking selfies and pics of me to post every time we hang out #no guys listen he's a menace whenever we hang out we usually go out to eat or we eat in #and Every Fuckin Time i be eatin and i look up i see him with his phone like :) smile :) #and then i make a demon face and hes like no !!!! an actual smile !!!! and then i do actually smile cause its really funny #wait im just talking about my dad now sorry everyone you can stop reading these tags #i just remember when i did my daigo cosplay and i saw him he was just like 'omg you're like a mini me' #old man you wish you had hair like mine ok ENOUGH 😭 #but yeah guess thats what you can imagine if you want a pic of my dad. like. like daigo but if he had a buzz cut and smiled 500% more #so not daigo in the slightest HAH GOTTEM i can bully him that's my boy #idk how i made myself hungry but im hungry. ouuugh curry sounds good but i spent a lot and i dont wanna spend $2 on a cup of rice #cheap ass #noodle time then ;] #ok bye while on the one hand how dare you go against my word when i say 'you can stop reading' #but on the other hand... omg :) hiiii thanks for readin <3

[crayonurchin]

Today I ran a party that was a combination birthday celebration and a celebration for Chinese New Year!

Birthday was great, just happy kids in a happy environment. The family were happy to combine new years with birthday, but all the other guests weren't Chinese so weren't aware of any of the customs.

So let me tell you

Watching 45 kids find a red envelope in their party bags

And realising there was a ten pound note inside

Oh I've never seen 7 year olds rejoice so hard

#it was a glorious sight and OH MY GOD THAT WAS LIKE 450 QUID #hey man #fam were happy #kids were happy #nobody cried over the age of 1 #so I call it a damn good day #also I got to eat fried rice and tofu gyoza and it was scrumptious

[wafflesrisa]

Rice-loving friends, are you “washing rice is sensory bliss” neurodivergent or “washing rice is sensory hell” neurodivergent

#neurodivergent #rice #rice my life rice my love #it makes the nice swish swish sounds in the heavy rice cooker pot #and the grains go sha sha through your fingers #actually autsitic #for real though I want to know you rice eating ND fam out there #do you love or hate washing rice

[ruinlost]

[“ah,right…I should probably ask anhe for some necessities for the chicken-them explain why”]

#[ic;farrow] #[dash commentary] #[>so your telling me a robot fried this rice?;crack] #tfw your also a chicken uncle HEHF and you need to explain ti the fam #That theres a chicken HEHT

[m-matias]

AINT NO WAY DID A FYCKING RAT IN MY SINK JIST GIVE ME ISNPIRTION TO WRITE A FIC ABT HOW THE DIFF GENDHIN CHARACTRRS WOULD REACT TO THAR

#🗯 ;; matias talks ☆ #ISTG JTS 3:51 AM AND I SEE A FUCKING RAT IN MY SINK #like bro wyd #wym you jus chilling in my sink?? 🤨🤨 #fuck my fear of dirty things im bout to keep you and name you remy ratatouillie or however you spell that last word #im abt to make you cook for me and my fam everyday #the shit you cook better be fire or else you get the blue rice 😠😠

[thatsdemko]

chef y/n - l.norris

fc: Meredith Hayden akas wishbonekitchen via TikTok and instagram

warnings: all credits to Pinterest!

pairings: lando norris x chef!reader

chefy/n

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chefy/n: recent food for my love @ landonorris all in prep Silverstone race week! check out my recent blog post for recipes ☺️

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yukitsunoda0511: save some for me!

chefy/n: got some set aside just for you!

landonorris: 🙏🏻❤️thank you!

ferrarilover: the peanut butter bear 🥹 how long did that take to make?

chefy/n: forEVER! 😅

landonorrislover: I just KNOW everyone is jealous of lando’s lunches

landonorris: and they all cry about it

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charles_leclerc: I wish you saved me a cupcake

chefy/n: ahh I’m sorry! I didn’t realize they would be eaten so quickly! 😬😭

danielricciardo: can I get a bunny pizza chef? @ chefy/n

carmenmundt: these are so adorable?? y/n you are perfect!

landoscarlover: when is she opening up a restaurant?

lando.jpg: never! all the food is for me😌

chefy/n

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chefy/n: PODIUM FOR MY LOVE! ugh so proud of those McLaren boys! thank you @ mclaren for letting me provide the food for the team! it was so much work and so much fun providing for the papaya fam🧡 ps the last slide was lando’s podium breakfast 🤭😙

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lilymhe: I can’t believe you didn’t invite me for food?! what!

landonorris: sssh don’t expose my secrets!

maxverstappen1: ✍️have✍️snoopy✍️rice✍️for✍️breakfast

mclaren: thank you for feeding us! we are SO full

landonorris

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landonorris: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY LOVE @ chefy/n!! thank you for being my personal chef and letting me take pictures of your food! cheers to another year around the sun and thanks for letting me try to cook in your kitchen (sorry it was a total failure)

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alexalbon: recipes coming soon? not your failed meal, her meals.

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charles_leclerc: happy birthday, chef!

yukitsunoda0511: sous chef, happy birthday!

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chefy/n: 🥹awww! all is forgiven xx

maxverstappen1: I’d go over the pay cap for you to cater Red Bull

landonorris: sorry she only makes snoopy rice for me

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[uhitsum]

1000 follower special (pt. 7, finale)

(+ also Spring blog update)

1st Breakfast: 510 cal, Tuna Bagel

2nd Breakfast: 1100 cal, 3 Belgian Waffles + Nuttela. Followed by food coma #1

1st Lunch: 800 cal, 4 Samosas

Snack: 430 cal, Starbucks drink

2nd Lunch: 2160 cal, Sponsored Wendy's Feast

Dinner: 500 cal, Fried Rice w/ fam

1st Dessert: 800 cal, Frozen Custard w/ fam. Followed by food coma #2

2nd Dessert: 700 cal, 2 Belgian Waffles + Nutella

Adding it all up, I reached an impressive 7000 calories, far outstripping the goal of 4500 calories set by y'all. This wasn't my plan, but I suppose I should've seen it coming - once i got going, it was just too much fun to stop 🤭

My poor belly has been through a roller coaster today: varying between sapping all my energy, to making me jittery; from reaching stuffing bliss, when all of the muscles around it relaxed, to being stuffed PAST the bliss throughout the night. The one constant is that it was always digesting, always storing fat, and making lovely new fat cells to be filled ☺️ I'm happy to check my weight on Thursday, and i'll make sure to let y'all know how much I gained from today.

I'd like to thank all of my followers, all 1200 of you, for making all of this possible! I'm very grateful for all of the traction this blog has garnered.

I'd like to thank all of the lovely people who messaged me today, you all made it so much easier to stay motivated while pushing myself so far!

Finally, I'd like to give a special thanks to the wonderful @ilovesquishybits for donating to today's binge! If you'd like to donate towards a future meal, any amount is welcome over at paypal.me/sillybearcreature!

Going forward

Unfortunately for me, Spring is a very busy season. I'll start working my part time job again, focusing on exams, and eventually graduating from school this year! While I intend to stick around, I will be posting far less over the next few months than I have been this winter. My DMs and Question Box will remain open, and if you'd like any stuffings, I'll do them on-demand whenever I receive a donation, or if I feel tempted towards them myself 🤭. I love you silly kinky people, and goodnight!

#uhitsum1000followerbinge #uhitsum #ace gainer #asexual gainer #gaining fat #gaining weight on purpose #gay gainer #teen gainer #gaining kink #belly gainer #belly k!nk #chub kink #chubby #chubby boy #belly appreciation #bloated gut #boy belly #full belly #getting bigger #cute belly #fat belly #fatty #fat

[lixieisgod]

𝐺𝑌𝐴𝐿 𝑌𝑂𝑈 𝐴 𝑊𝐴𝐿𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 𝑻𝑹𝑶𝑷𝑯𝒀 # !

𝑛𝑜𝑡𝑒𝑠⤷ there is like zero Caribbean representation in fics so you know ya girl has try to fix that shit. Caribbean girls on top🕺🏽 so it’s not right that we ain’t got shit. please reblog and lmk if y’all like this.

𝑠𝑦𝑛𝑜𝑝𝑠𝑖𝑠⤷ 𝐸𝑟𝑒𝑛 𝑌𝑒𝑎𝑔𝑒𝑟 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑎 𝐶𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑏𝑏𝑒𝑎𝑛 𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑. 𝐸𝑟𝑒𝑛 𝑌𝑒𝑎𝑔𝑒𝑟 𝑥 𝐶𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑏𝑏𝑒𝑎𝑛! 𝑅𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟

since the night you and eren met at a party you’ve basically been inseparable since. you two have been together for a while now and it’s safe to say you guys are the IT couple.

lmfaoo at first when your friends would catch you simping they’d be like “what happens to gazah forever” and start laughing. But they mean well it’s all jokes they like seeing you and eren so happy with each other.

a few people thought it wouldn’t last that long, thinking he wouldn’t be able to handle you. BUT BABYY were there wrong ! you two have a good balance in your relationship, your energies align so well.

there’s no getting between you two. “my man tie me, I’m on him badd”

you were a little nervous at fist to let him meet your family, you know they can be a little judgmental sometimes but you weren’t too worried. Everything went really good when he met the fam. Your male relatives were a bit over protective but you can’t blame them too much, you’ll always be their baby.

At the family events he eats his weight in food lmfaoo. He’s a big fan of rotis, jerk chicken with white rice, green bananas and salt fish, as well as chutney. It melted your heart to see him enjoying traditional foods.

this man lives to see you dance, from the first grind he got at that party, he’s been hooked since. He’s actually got really good rhythm. So he’s great at any party, whether it’s holding onto your waist slow dancing with you singing the lyrics “ gyal, mi wan’ if hold yuh put me arms right around yuh” in his ear.

this one time you brought him to a family gathering and he danced western with the older ladies of the family, your grandma love him sm, he even calls her ma or mum.

this man can really turn tf up. like REALLY turn TF up. for example when you two are at a Bacchanal all his composure flies out the widow. But he never lets other girls try to dance with him and you do the same when it comes to other men.

lemme tell youuu, there’s a video of you two dirty dancing to vybez kartel at the fette. that shit was wildd like giving him mad fast wine and him positioning you with his hands on your lower back watching your movements

He loves when you make him breakfast, his favorite thing that you make him is fried bakes and cocoa tea. It’s like his comfort food at this point.

he loves hearing all the folklore stories, they’re so fascinating to him. he was low-key kinda scared when you told him you’d send a dupply after him as a joke.

He likes trying Caribbean snacks, he likes half frozen chubby and icelollies.

A DOMINOS FIEND !! your uncles and him were playing together and that shit was heateddd. He smacks the dominos hard asll lmfao. Your uncles lowkey started respecting him more after he won a few games.

He lovesss playing football in the rain with your cousins. your grandma puts oil in the middle of the head to make sure he doesn’t get sick.

LATE NIGHT DRIVES ARE A VIBEE. The two of you have this long ass playlist that you guys bump while driving in the middle of the night with the roof down.

Play from 0:45 before reading next slide

it’s the middle of the night and the two of you are speeding through the mostly empty streets with cold Heineken’s screaming the lyrics to the songs in you guy’s playlists. “ LONGING FOR MY BABY TO LOVE ME MOREE, WHAT AM I LONGING FOR? BABYLON RELEASE THE CURE” !

he sings you all of the old school love songs

he loves and appreciates you so freaking much, you’re the best thing in his life, and he lets everyone know it. you two are such a good couple.

© 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟯 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝗼 𝐥𝐢𝐱𝐢𝐞𝐢𝐬𝐠𝗼𝐝. 𝐂𝗼𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝗼𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐧𝗼𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝗼𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝗼𝐧 𝗼𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐟𝗼𝐫𝗺𝐬.

#lixieisgod🪐 #lixie’s astroworld👩🏽‍🎤🪐 #attack on titan #eren x reader #eren x black reader #eren x caribbean reader #caribbean reader hcs #aot hcs #eren x y/n #eren aot #eren yeager x black reader #eren yeager #aot x black reader #eren yeager x y/n #x black reader #attack on titan x black reader #eren jeager x reader #eren yeager smut #eren fluff #eren headcanons #eren hcs #aot headcanons #aot college au #aot fandom #eren x fem!reader #eren x female reader #Spotify #attack on titan eren #eren fluffy hcs

[iszaranothere]

Dialogue prompts but they're things the GameGrumps have said

Struggling to start your scene? Having trouble writing dialogue? Don't worry, I've got you fam. I even sorted them into two catagories, a clean one and a more vulgar one, for your pleasure. If you end up using one of them, by all means tag me in the post, I'd love to see it.

Clean quotes

"And then I fired, and then I missed."

"The bananas has gone bad!"

"BECAUSE HE'S A GREAT KISSER! …Is what I've been told."

"I don't understand why the Chinese don't just use forks and spoons."

"Shutting down. Rebooting."

"There's so many places that aren't Andorra!"

"Jennifer dumped me."

"Did you point? Did you point? DID YOU POINT?!"

"Today is football."

"I'm gonna lay face-down on the radiator."

"Just what the heck is going on here?"

"UNAVOIDABLE CHIN MOVE!"

"The carbuncle ate itself."

"At age six I was born without a face."

"Great to see you again! You must die."

"I'm grapes!"

"Why did my dad birth me?"

"That's crazy. Especially since… who cares."

"I'm the video game boy! I'm the one who wins!"

"Bienvenue powerbottoms!"

"MY DAD WORKS AT NINTENDO!"

"With great confidence comes great wonfidence."

"Get bigger hands!"

"MORE ONION PLEASE."

"Why do I have to suffer in this meat prison?"

"That baby is not a baby, that is a jelly bean with a face."

"I HAS BRO! DO YOU HAS BRO?"

"JUST SOMETHING HAPPEN PLEASE."

Vulgar quotes

"I mean look at the way he slurps up his soup, what an asshole."

"Don't believe me? Look at my resume! Thirty years experience in jacking off!"

"MY DICK'S FALLEN OFF."

"If you shit in a bowl of rice crispies, do they go snap crackle poop?"

"Who needs a blue coin when you got a fucking mental breakdown coming in the back of your head?"

(sing-songy) "My asshole burns 🎶"

"I'm gonna pre dude."

"It's Clifford the big red stab wound."

"You think Sonic shits?"

"What's more in the spirit of Christmas than eating ass?"

"I'll fucking kill you. I'll fucking kill you. I'll fucking murder your face, fuck you."

"I feel like I just came back from a mythical creature bukkake."

"Plump, sweet and begging for cream!"

"Isn't it weird how at least once a day your hand is touching your asshole?"

"GOD! IT'S SO HARD TO FUCKING FUCK!"

"I was the greatest load my dad ever shot."

"You think I came out of the pussy drawing fucking Mozart?"

"Oh, bump off you bumpin' grasshoe."

"I would fuck anything on this screen, including the animals and the bicycle."

"The only thing I bust are rhymes and nuts."

"Am I about to see your skyward sword?"

"WE WON'T LET THOSE FUCKERS TAKE THIS LAND!"

"I fucked a cantaloupe once."

#zaraisnothere #writing #dialogue #writing prompts #prompts #dialogue prompt #prompt list #writing ideas #game grumps #writing dialogue #writing prompt #dialogue tag #dialogue starters

[todayisafridaynight]

Sorry for ruining your posting kfjdj I also didn't know such a person existed but I ended up finding the post where they defended him because it was the same one in which they said they hated Park cos she was abusive and manipulative to Haruka 😭😭 like. The dissonance between what they can't accept and what they CAN just cos they find a guy hot really gets me

OH NO YOU'RE GOOD THE TIMING WAS JUST REALLY FUNNY the halo effect and misogyny can hold grimy ugly hands unfortunately

oh damn i aint readin all that. i skimmed it just for you but if i read it any more i was gonna feel my eyebrows merge as i pinched them together perplexed

#snap chats #i always feel weird jumping straight to misogyny for hating a character or person but. but i have eyes. Sometimes #also edelgard was my favorite lord in 3H ok so i. i understand. #the halo effect is one of my favorite phenomena tho because of how true it is sorry i quote it every other post #like im not gonna lie i'm not the biggest park fan either but that's just cause she reminds me of my mom but even then shes less shitty #she's still compelling as a morally-grey character tho. also she's hot #ALSO WHAT PARK DOES ISN'T NEARLY AS BAD AS ODA??? #like. threatening to shut down a kid's orphanage so she pursues your dream and becomes an idol ? p shitty but like #compared to sex trafficking that led to a physical ailment- nonetheless everlasting mental scars- yeah idk #the scale is SURE hard to measure on that one golly gee i just don't know which is worse #also i wanna try to clear the other anon's name cause i haven't seen this person in my notifs #i generally keep track who visits my blog or i recognize frequent visitors #tho i did just get notif spam from two people but still i'd recognize a name like that #unless fam's lurkin... i dont mind lurkers tho but this do be a crazy take #man all this bonkers shit makin me kinda hungry but i dont wanna eat any more meat or rice that's all i got #actual scurvy moment #they got mango juice for two bucks next door.... hmmmm mango juice.....

[chicademartinica]

10 07 BL Boys That I Want Carnally

Tagged by (the hilariously outraged) @lurkingshan . I honestly thought I was never tagged because duh y’all know me fam, even though I do swing that way, men are you know…men. ( I couldn’t find 10, dear family you know I’m picky)

Inspector M (played by Great Sapol in Manner of death) Hate Fuck the police. Do you know how stupid hot you have to be for me to LOOK at a policeman. Muay Thai stance and stern look can get it. You see the curls in my pp, I’d let him pull on them and that’s saying A LOT.

Tan (played by Max Nattapol in Manner of Death) Feline, trouble adjacent, borderline insatiable, amazing kisser, perfect teeth, played by Max. Sign me up.

Tony (played by Joong Archen in The Wrap effect) Tony is so attractive he flusters people who don’t swing that way. Kind, direct, well mannered with good banter he is an extremely caring partner who can scoop you like a bag of rice, fold you or do it standing up in the club’s bathroom. (Joong playing older under Jojo’s lense ? B-A-N-A-N-A-S)

Palm (Played by Pond Naravit in Never let me go)While devastatingly handsome it’s Palm’s erotic versatility that puts him on the list. That man had sex with his lover A LOT while still using formal speech, always hovering between “spit in my mouth Khun Nueng” and “you belong under me always”. Plus they always look knocked out after sex. Palm’s a good time and an AMAZING KISSER.

Ritsu (played by Nakata Keisuke in The end of the world with you) Bisexual nightmare with a big d*ck and surreal stamina. Will spit in your mouth and send you home limping and happy. Delete his number after, cherish the memory.

King (Played by Net Siraphop in Bed Friend) The man on everybody’s list. My yaoi Aladdin ! The neck kissing alone…

Gu Hai (played by Huang Jingyu in Addicted) The real OG bisexual Chinese Seme. Bat shit crazy, martial artist, stupid hot, forceful and surprisingly kind. He scares me but I grew up respecting the OBEY hoodie you dig me ? (Can also pull my hair and as I said I LOVE my hair.)

#manner of death #great sapol #max nattapol #joong archen #pond naravit #net siraphop #huang jingyu #keisuke nakata #bed friend #addicted heroin #the end of the world with you #the warp effect #never let me go #You have to be a good kisser but y’all knew that #tag game