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vitamin-bara · 1 year
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Movie night
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screwyouandrew · 5 months
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If your cat likes slaps, this is your sign to take a video and speed it up
Do it now
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heavensgate · 4 months
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Canto V Part 2 CGs
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shiftythrifting · 1 year
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Ricardo spotted at goodwill
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propaganda:
❌ "pass ricardo bc you know making one wrong move during sex would get you killed painfully. like hes hot and all but its not worth the risk"
✅ "Ricardo propaganda. He would respect your taste even if hes not into it himself, he could also probably smash you until both of you are satisfied. I dont think you would ever be unsatisfied by sex again. The only con i can think of is calling him big brother might be a turn off for a lot of people. But yeah as long as you both enjoy it and all, there probably wouldn't be any issue."
❌ "LUSCIOUS RICKY IS A LITTLE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!! 💯"
✅ "I think he’s a little cuteys. no idea why. But he’s kinda smoishy"
✅ "lets go to the hair salon together and be luscious and in love. i will be so good ricardo i promise (heart eyes)"
❌ "yeah i'll smash ricardo. smash him with a mallet until he is naught but dust"
"members of the middle can't take their chains off. do you really want to hear nonstop jingling while you two are at it? or worse, the chains get caught in your bush or your titties... eugh"
❓ "Ricardo was the one to finally give Kromer some competition in the City’s Worst Haircut department"
✅ "truly no one more fitting for the role of big brother than a guy who is physically big ^.^ tall... broad shoulders.... huge muscles...... and his.. no.... i shan't say."
✅"Stripper name. Peg the shit out of him."
❌ "he can suck my ass. Hate this bitch brother, Ryoshu had the right idea. I would pay top dollar to get a restraining order on his ass. I never want to experince him again, let alone have him in bed. If I fuck him, it's a hate fucking."
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kittlesandbugs · 4 months
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FHR Flash Prompt: Old enough Pairing: Sidestep & Chen Warnings: Just assholes being antagonistic Word Count: 309 Prompt: write an interaction between Steel and your Sidestep pre-HB, and keep it to 300 words or LESS.
"Are you even old enough to drink that?" 
The dry drawled question makes you choke on the rum and coke Ortega had fetched from the bar for you. Alcohol burns your sinuses as you glare daggers at Steel. 
"What if I'm not?" you hiss, wiping your face roughly with a napkin. "You gonna arrest me?" 
His left eyebrow inches up as he sips his own drink, and the quiet judgment makes your teeth grind. Ever since you dared reveal your face to the Rangers, his respect and mild curiosity about you has devolved into nitpicking and prying that reminds you far too much of the handlers at the Farm, circling for perceived weakness like sharks scenting chum. 
"I just don't want you to get Ortega in trouble," he says with false innocence. "Seeing as you don't seem capable of buying your own drink."
You know it isn't a dig at your financial situation, that's beneath even him. He's trying to goad you into showing an ID you don't have. 
"I'm old enough," you grind out between clenched teeth. 
An unexpected hand touches your shoulder and you just barely manage to not leap out of your seat. "She is," Ortega says and settles in beside you as you scoot deeper into the booth. He winks at Steel, a smug I-know-more-than-you grin on his face. "Trust me."
That grin rankles you almost as much as Steel's suspicion, but you bite your tongue as Anathema makes him trade places so she's sitting across from you. A perverse joke about your decanting age itches the back of your mind, and you smother it with the urge to show them all just how wrong they are about you. 
You still can't decide if it was worth it to show your face to them. But it must be because you keep coming back for more. 
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ari-zonia · 3 months
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Another Jon with a canon cameo, it's Twinhook Jon, lackey of Captain Hook! Also, an unfriendly face...
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honkula · 4 months
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Thank you @joojdraws for the birthday gift and for reminding me of how much I love your silly guy
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abalus · 1 year
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Ricardo
https://twitter.com/rico_spanishh
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Ricardo: I've come here to take back my hair coupons.
Heathcliff: Muscle Man?  Is...is that you?
Ricardo: ...I DON'T- I DON'T SOUND LIKE MUSCLE MAN! starts letting out Muscle Man's signature screeches and squeals as he murders all the sinners to death
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vitamin-bara · 1 year
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Ricardo and Marco cooling down on a really hot day 🥵
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screwyouandrew · 5 months
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roughridingrednecks · 4 months
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Ricardo from the Netherlands
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heavensgate · 4 months
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Ricardo Sprites & Story Log Icon
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dxa1111 · 3 months
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sudden realization that i never posted these kemono furries i did of my ocs last year! im not very good at animal features but i had fun nonetheless teehee
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birdblacksocialclub · 11 months
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Angst but make it bittersweet.
Inspiration taken from here and here <3 (both @apoptoses fics - you’re all shocked I know)
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