#rhys does things

[just-rhys-things]

My workplace is being dumb about meeting arbitrary quotas again so I hit their daily quota bs while also using precious company time to start making my desk crabs lil hats

#rhys does things #work #crab #it's almost his birthday

[rhysezpieces]

Rick Shades is the embodiment of every affectionate aroace's superpower: ungodly belief in the power of their friendships 🤝

#rhys does things #aromantic #asexual #aroace #epithet erased #rick shades #prison of plastic #I'm big on friends and Rick's a mood #I too have trouble keeping friendships it's okay bro you'll get there someday keep trying

[captain-flint]

Ed caressing Stede's face and chest

#our flag means death #ofmd #ofmdedit #blackbonnet #blackbonnetedit #gentlebeard #gentlebeardedit #stede bonnet #edward teach #blackbeard #taika waititi #rhys darby #this has already been pointed out in a couple text posts but i don't remember if anyone's mentioned the scene in the 1st gif #he does the same thing to the stede cake topper and i 😭😭 #anyway i needed it all in a big gifset so.. here #my stuff

[copypastus]

Feyre's selective hearing is the origin of my villain arc.

#my art #acotar #acotar fanart #rhysand #feyre archeron #feysand #acomaf #anti feyre #anti sjm #rhys killed his tamily too feyre! #that was a pretty important part of that story! #he melted his brother's brains! #his dad killed tamlin's mom even tho he promised him he wouldn't #wow what are the odds tamlin went through something similar when rhys's mom and sister got killed #rhys wasn't there #AND NO ONE BOTHERS TO ASK HIM #srsly tho i get it she's fully on board the tamlin hate train at this point #but the way she twists every little thing the man does to be him being an asshole on purpose is just >_> #tamlin did nothing wrong ever in his life

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

I fully believe we haven't seen mk truly lose it on anyone yet--no not even when he fought azure or the curse--mk has always had control over what he's doing outside of accidental fumbles when hes first learning how to use his powers and I'd say he's almost more deadly when he's angry because so far being mad hasn't made him crazy or wild or out of control so far as I've observed being mad has only made him more focused

#knox rambles #monkie kid #lego monkie kid #mk monkie kid #IM JUST THINKING #angry mk? actually i think he knows exactly what hes doing he actively chooses to do what he does when hes mad #catch him upset or depressed then thats different #but mk angry? im convinced he could unleash his full power on someone and that flower in the ground next to them will remain untouched #who knows s 5 could prove me wrong but mk has some WILD control over himself when hes descructive on purpose it is pointed and controled #okay anyway i gotta hydrate GO HYDRATE #RHY I KNOW YOUVE SAID SOMETHING LIKE THIS BEFORE I JUST WANTED TO ADD THE FOCUS THING #SOMETHUNG ABOUT MKS ANGER MAKING HIM SHARPER

[allyriadayne]

ALICENT'S REBELLION

#house of the dragon #alicent hightower #alicenthightoweredit #hotd #hotdedit #houseofthedragonedit #welighttheway #gameofthronesdaily #dailyhotdgifs #mariana does things #*hotd #photoset #must a gif have purpose? is it not enough to see a beautiful face¸ huge? #was rewatching this episode on the weekend and gosh this moment is so good #emily carey is such a star. she acts best when she's paired against rhys ifans #i think this is the first time alicent consciously decides to separate herself from otto's wishes. this and in ep 9 when she finally #tell him their hearts were never one. this one is about her body (he's asking her if she will see the king that night!!) and in ep 9 #about her mind. she has aegon now she will make all decisions now #the bloody fingers is so visceral to me lol 'how it feels to be represented on screen?' fucking awful thanks. why do you destroy yourself?

[hileggyblonde]

The hair, the eyes, the neck, that expression... just *gentle kiss*

#seriously he does things to me #adorable AND SO HOT #rhys darby #flight of the conchords

[theotherrichardpapen]

AU where Josh manages to grab onto Nigel’s hand at the last moment that night on the train and both of them fall out. AU where Nigel has been dead the entire time but Alex Forbes doesn’t know that; where the trauma of watching his friend fall to his death combined with the realisation he was complicit in the death of another causes his mind to fracture.

He doesn’t remember making it back to his dorm room that night, only remembers waking up to the news that Josh and Nigel were was dead. All of Nigel’s things have been moved to another room, of course they have, because Nigel was gone, dead, all his fault, his fault trouble.

AU where Alex takes the train one night to the Colbie house because Nigel asks him to, because he feels this innate and intense need to try and better understand this boy he got killed; where he finds the card and the books and Nigel’s red bible, and begins to understand.

AU where the body of Susan turns up one morning, and the police question Alex about it, but there’s no way it was him, because he was late; he was late, and by the time he showed up at the cinema, she was waiting for him still, sweet Susan, with her kind eyes and kinder heart, she had waited for him and she didn’t even suspect anything until the very second before he struck gone.

AU where Alex finds the letter he wrote Nigel wrote, inviting him to his house that night, where Alex sees the Colbies arguing through the window; where he wrestles the gun from John and shoots him to kill him because he read the journals, knows that this man has been hurting Nigel his whole life and he wanted him dead protect Nigel.

AU where Nigel confronts Alex at the train yard that night, where he forces Alex to remember everything he did, everything Alex did; where he forces Alex to pull the trigger and kill off the version of Nigel he’s been carrying around in his mind, where Alex dies that night right along with him and Jack is born instead.

#types out the most incomprehensible batshit thing ever and posts it: haha you get what i mean? #this would've been a fic but i know i don't have the motivation to commit to that right now and it would've ended up abandoned #anyway . blame the crowded room for inspiring this . and then the dynamic between the narrator and tyler from fight club #and joe and rhys from s4 of you for driving it #does this actually even make sense ? to anyone that is not currently sharing the braincell with me ? #who knows #like minds #murderous intent #nigel colbie #alex forbes #doing some serious handwaving as to how this au would work for like . 60% of the movie. youd have to scrap the sally interview basically #also doing some serious handwaving as to whether josh's death is enough of a stressor to trigger a dissociative episode #especially one that results in development of DID #dont look at this post directly . only from a side angle . corner of your eye. thank you

[themoonking]

my mortal enemy that talentless charlatan sarah j maas does this thing that a lot of subpar writers do, where she doesn't write good and bad actions, she writes good and bad people. and it doesn't matter if one "good" character and one "bad" character do the same exact thing, or even if the good character does worse things, if the good character does it its a good action and if the bad character does it its a bad action. doesn't matter what the action actually is.

both the other characters and the narrative itself will condemn the things that the "bad" character does, proving that this is something that society in this world condemns, but those same exact characters, along with the narrative, will praise the "good" character for those exact same things. which is not only hypocritical, but also just shitty writing.

#yes of course im talking about acotar and rhys*nd 🤢🤮 #it would be one thing if the narrative acknowledged how abusive rhysand is but the characters like his inner circle didn't #like they can't see rhysands flaws they just support him no matter what and rationalize away any wrong he does #but we as the audience are meant to understand that rhysand is just as bad as if not worse than tamlin #but sjm apparently just didn't notice that she wrote rhysand this way #i mean she also didn't apparently notice how she had rhysand literally SA feyre in book one so #anti sjm #i speak #but also joanne kathleen does this as well where making fun of fat people is ok if the good characters are doing it to the bad characters #but not ok if the bad characters are doing it to the good characters

[quietwingsinthesky]

journey’s end au where the doctor tries to kick everyone off the TARDIS and they just go, ‘???? no?’ and won’t leave. can’t be stupid and think everyone will leave you when they won’t get out of your house.

#the doctor is simultaneously so happy about this and SO annoyed. get out of his house!!! this is his tardis!!!! #(tentoo voice) OUR tardis. (doctor voice) MY TARDIS!!!!! #rose and martha and donna and jack are literally having a girls night in the same room as this argument #sarah jane was invited but did not join them. autisms. #however mickey and her have been bonding and the doctor feels so betrayed. sarah jane is supposed to be on his side!!! #can’t even complain to the metal dog. k-9 is still busy. #(sarah jane voice) oh i should invite luke and his friends- (doctor voice) NO CHILDREN ON MY SHIP #((tentoo voice. from the other room.) OUR ship) #jack manages to sneak ianto and gwen on board before sarah jane gets the bannerman gang in simply because torchwood is easier wrangled than #literal children (not saying much) #how does gwen manage to sneak rhys on that one time? no one’s really sure. he didn’t stay on very long but it was long enough for jack to #lose a bet. #i think only jackie leaves but NOT before she and tentoo and rose have established interdimensional facetime so that she can phone her #daughter and her son-in-law and her guy-who-her-son-in-law-is-cloned-from #(doctor voice) donna i need to erase ur memories ur brain will explode otherwise (rose from across the room) hey didnt i absorb something #that would explode my brain once. i still have my memories. (donna voice) YEAH DOCTOR CARE TO EXPLAIN THAT???? #donna metacrisis is solved because jack says ‘fuck it let me eat the metacrisis somehow it probably wont kill me’ and then he glows for like #a week but he’s fine. #he is literally never getting rid of any of them. get found family-ed idiot #(god wait funniest fucking thing if end of time happens here and the master’s plans are completely derailed because he gets tackled by seven #different companions. kicking him while he’s on the ground while the doctor goes D:) #doctor who #tardis family au

[just-rhys-things]

#rhys does things #the murderbot diaries #murderbot #tmbd #tmd #system collapse #just finished it yesterday #i am THRIVING rn

[rhysezpieces]

Me every time I get sucked into a new vampire novel

#rhys does things #aromantic #asexual #aroace #vampires #me reading a historically sexualized premise yet still being shocked when scenes get hot 'n heavy: :0 #it's my own fault but I can't help it spooky fangs and horror make brain go brr

[aprill-99]

I like to think that if Lucien could also read minds, he and Rhysand, as two guys who have known Tamlin longest, would have bonded immediately after Aramantha first laid out her curse over sharing the single deafening thought:

“I cannot fucking believe that the ENTIRE FATE of the entire fucking KNOWN WORLD depends on THIS GUY, developing people skills and a sense of emotional intelligence some time in the next 50 years.”

Lucien has a whole ass job because of how bad with people Tamlin is and Rhys straight out says he taught Tamlin about women. Of everyone in that room these are the two most aware of how singularly fucked they are by the terms of this curse.

#I think it could have been a bonding moment is all #actor #acotar funny #from Lucien’s POV the entire first novel is watching your best friend systematically fuck up the most important set of dates in history #also crossing your fingers and hoping the traumatized 19 year old has a thing for tall emotionally repressed blondes #book 2 is finding out she does not #book 3 is discovering you don’t either #lucien vanserra #rhysand #rhys acotar #feyre acotar #Feyre #feyre archeron #rhys x feyre #tamlin #Amarantha unironically nailed the terms on that curse TBH #10/10 cursing accuracy #amarantha #Lucien is basically standing over Feyres shoulder with conversation cue cards for Tamlin for 3/4 of a novel #Tamlin is still doing it wrong in spite of this #Rhys’ grand plan is to make Tamlin as furious as possible and then clear the blast zone and that’s also hilarious when I think about it #there’s an AU where Rhys and the IC are backstage at the mansion like reverse Lumiere trying to push the romance along #for the good of the people #you can’t tell me the IC would not consider that a valid plan to get rid of Aramantha

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

Listen i’ve seen some OFMD kiss discussion again so let  me just put this out there. I would agree with you if that was the only kiss we’re ever going to get, but since we’re getting season two I’m actually kinda glad that their kiss was akin to two 12 year olds who have no idea what they’re doing, because that means we get to watch them improve. don’t you see? This is their first kiss not their only kiss. we get to see different types of kisses. Their first was tender chaste and a little bit awkward, but maybe their next one will be honest to god sucking face. maybe we’ll see one that starts out like the first one and then they open their mouths. maybe we’ll get one that’s slow and sensual. maybe we’ll get one that’s desperate and horny. Maybe, if we’re really lucky, we’ll get a broke-back mountain style nosebreaker. If they only ever kiss like that I will criticize that but I personally am looking forward to seeing them improve. There will be another kiss.

#ofmd #Our flag means death #Also it is worth saying #that as an actor #you get more comfortable with the character and their relationship to other characters the more you inhabit them #Rhys Darby and Taika Waititi are going to get more comfortable kissing as Ed and Stede #that's just how acting works #blorbo from your job starts out as a stranger and then by the end he's living in your brain #and granted they've played these characters before #the more blorbo from your job does something the easier it is for you to portray that thing is what I'm saying #I know it's not an excuse #they're actors #but it is predictive #the first kiss is something you have to do 12 takes of and the 5th kiss you can get right in one or two #and you know for me I'm a sex worker as well as an actor so I'll make out with anyone #but Rhys and Taika are comedy actors so I'm guessing that is not necessarily the case for them #granted they're professionals and I'm not #Idk what I'm saying is literally any kiss that takes more than 3 takes would need fewer takes if I was involved #and I can still give them the benefit of the doubt on this one #so I think some of yall who have never kissed anyone for your job can too

[barbieaiden]

i literally refuse to believe i made sam and aiden 4 years ago. that's just not true

#they've been in my brain constantly for four fucking years lmao that's. kind of sad but also kind of great #my favorite thing about aiden and sam is that they were supposed to be like a side story within the universe #they weren't supposed to be connected to the other main characters that existed at the time #but then they became friends with the main characters and idk #they just happened to have a good dynamic and be good characters and eventually became the main main characters lmao #granted some of the main characters i had back then fucking sucked cough eli. he literally does not exist anymore that's how boring he was #rhys is good though i love rhys still even if he's not a main main character anymore

[octaviasdread]

what do you mean phoebe waller-bridge and miranda hart derived their fourth wall breaking voices weaving in and out of character-audience interactions from JEAN RHYS

good morning, midnight (1939). the book that just keeps giving

#slightly foxed lit podcast altering my reality in ten seconds #i’m so obsessed with this book #the darkest humour in tragedy #of course it walked so fleabag could run #tldr the gigolo does the voice thing in rhys gmm #miranda seymour queen of literary bios mentions this #CO Posts #co speaks #good morning midnight #jean rhys #fleabag #phoebe waller bridge #miranda hart #classic literature #modernist literature