#rhirta

[woundjob]

thinking about tween Sirius as McG’s number one stan and most vocal devotee finding out she’s also queer. the elation, the multitude of overly personal queries, the showing up to her office hours to sigh dramatically and drape himself over her furniture about his ‘secret’ crush.. She meant did you have any questions about the LESSON, Black. Merlin’s beard. Have a biscuit.

GOD SO TRUE i also love the hc that after he runs away she starts calling him potter and then in POA she has to physically stop herself from calling him that

i ALSO love the hc that he flirts with her despite being gay so like imagine he finds out she’s gay and is like BUT WHAT ABOUT OUR LOVE and she’s like mr potter. knock it off. who let you in here.

#rhirta #god i love all the mcg asks i’m getting bc shes a prominent character in the thing i’m making rn #i mean i guess not prominent #but she’s there

[lotshusband]

Him sleeping with just a sheet on the floor (bc bed is too soft)???? monosyllabic and slightly sarcastic in response to intimate questions?????? lady therapist saying “James”????? I’m. cannot. can not

i’m overwhelmed!!!! my stomach hurts i’m not READY... i’ve been so braced for the show to get it all wrong, what will i do if they get some of it Right........

#genuinely distressed but also quite excited #nathaniel.txt #replies #rhirta

[practicefortheheart]

Ok so I have A THOUSAND headcanons for them but here’s one: Remus is covered in moles and freckles and Sirius swears there’s a set on his back that makes the form of the Dog Star constellation and he’s constantly trying to catch Remus sleeping so he can draw the proper lines between them with a sharpie

Also maybe Remus gets the lines tattooed as a surprise for some anniversary or another and Sirius bawls his gd eyes out (another hc is that Sirius cries alllll the time, big weeper, softie af)

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Aww, that’s a cute one! Although Remus doesn’t strike me as a tattoo having guy. But maybe a magical tattoo that only is visible when SIRIUS TOUCHES HIM OMG YES. (this is now my personal magical romantic tattoo headcanon)

I feel like Sirius used to be this charming happy-go-lucky kind of guy, but after Azkaban, while still reckless, he might be more prone to showing emotions, yeah. 

#wolfstar #rhirta

[the-march-hair]

ok but ur Harry design is. so correct and good. I love him, thank u

I realised earlier his whole personality is from when he was high on Luck potion but now all the time, High on life. “I’m alive no one is trying to kill me, life is good!”

#rhirta

[folkremedies]

ok question, important: would werewolf Draco still go to grad school

werewolf!draco would ABSOLUTELY go to grad school 

#honestly werewolf!draco might end up in graduate school before human!draco but he would write a completely different dissertation #rhirta

[spielzeugkaiser]

I got inspired by rhirtas little ficlet on my last post, which was so good and Draco IS living for this drama. I also wanted to include a piece with him and Neville, since they are actually friends now. 

#drarry professors au #drarry #Draco Malfoy #neville longbottom #there was also a joke that draco is just too much of high maintenance and a luxury few can afford #but I ditched it for long suffering neville instead #does he want to be dragged in this mess? #no #is it gonna happen? #absolutely

[tepre]

FFN Author Meme

I came down with a cold and I’m MISERABLE I seriously cannot handle this very mild throat ache and minor case of the sniffles WHY IS HAVING A COLD SO MUCH HARDER THAN ANYTHING ELSE ugh where’s my fainting couch I need my fainting couch 

Oh gosh this is what happens when you’re dramatic over having a cold: you forget to tag!! THANK YOU @diligent-thunder FOR THE TAG, and in return I tag ahhhhh, ahh, who hasn’t been tagged yet?? @rockmarina, @rhirta, @dwimmerlaiks YES I KNOW YOU DO ART but this totally applies to art as well, ummm and whoever feels like it!! Ok NOW bring me my fainting couch

Author Name: Tepre

Fandoms You Write For: Harry Potter!! I’ve dabbled in others over the years, but HP was my birthplace and it’s where I currently reside. 

Where You Post: AO3 and here! I started out in the eaaaarly early 00s on forums, graduated to lj back in the day, and then reluctantly shuffled here after the final strikethrough. 

Most Popular One-Shot: I thiiiink Down a Hill? Good ol’ foggy-glassed, sex-pollen induced runtimes in the greenhouse while plants wave at you in the distance, eyyy

Most Popular Multi-Chapter Story: I only have ONE of those so easy enough, Grounds for Divorce, my angsty wangsty accidental bonding baby where everyone is just the worst

Favourite Story You Wrote: EvER?? Lord what a question. I love and hate them all at different stages. Even in the process of writing. I’m currently working on this thing and I waver between being IN LOVE WITH IT and wanting to bin it all forever at least 3 times a day. But, I guess, at this very moment, I have warm feelings for It Is I Who Will Surely Expire? Coming up with elaborate anxiety-and-love-induced scenarios at 3AM is all I ever do and knowing it resonated with other anxious love beans out there just fills me with ❤️, so yeah, that one today!

Story You Were Nervous to Post: LITERALLY. ALL. OF. THEM. GfD was.......extra. God I was pissing myself. I was on a train sitting next to a business man and the tags weren’t working and I had to type ‘anal sex’ like 6 times over and I was scHWETZING and I was sure it was all gonna tank and fall and all the build up and all those months had just been an exercise of obsession between me and myself and no one would feel all the things I’d felt and and and and and x10000

How Do You Choose Your Titles: ahahaha ok so uh. In the past, back when I was writing in other fandoms, my approach to titles was uh...lax? And eventually it kind of infuriated people because I’d title something “LOL IDK FANFIC I GUESS” and it’d be like 60k angst and people RIGHTFULLY pointed out that they needed more of a heads up, in terms of what they were getting into. These days, a lot of time the title comes to be before the actual meat of the plot. GfD was like that, I was listening to that song and wondering: what if they were married, but didn’t want to be, and the whole story is about them looking for a way out--a grounds for divorce--and by the time they find it, they’re so far from who they were at the beginning they don’t know if they want it anymore? That’s how that started, and then the story was shaped AROUND that. For the most part, though, I look for the title in the story itself. It’s usually in there, somewhere. 

Do You Outline: CONSTANTLY FOR EVERYTHING 

Complete: 10 on ao3! but listen I’ve been in fandom for 18 odd years I’ve written MANY bad bad BaaAad fics that aren’t on here and that I’ve left behind me like a very unappetising smutty trail of old crumbs. So in that sense? SURELY HUNDREDS. Thousands! Including self-insert fic, a choose-your-own-adventure fic, and a comment from tiny teen me on a cbbc forum about what Dumbledore’s fashion choices would be if he were to dress as a muggle. 

In-Progress: Ugh too many. One big one, several small ones, dozens of loose-ended ideas. I’m writing something from Draco’s nov, which I haven’t done yet, so that’s fun!! ALSO I have one BIG original work that, boy, boy oh boy I hope that works out. 

Coming Soon/Not Yet Started: This is the mental status I have for each on every one of them COMING SOON/NOT YET STARTED 

Do You Accept Prompts: SURE!! I am a messy chaos wind blowing in from the east with the attention span of a puppy and a 0.04 memory span so you can definitely go for it and try but aiiii I cannot promise anything. But inbox always open, lovelies <3 

Upcoming Story You Are Most Excited to Write: myself into a reality where I longer have thiS COLD UGH take it awAY FROM MEEe

#ughhhhhllghhhhhhhh so stuffyyyyy #so woooozy #that was a lot of typey #too sick for typey #I am a disaster when sick as you CAN CLEARLY SEE #but don't judge me #cuddle me #BRING ME SOUP #stroke my hair back and say I'll be ok #do IT #DO IT SMITHERS

[woundjob]

do u think James and Sirius ever tried to hotbox the invisibility cloak

absolutely

#imagine them telling remus they wanna hotbox the room of requirement and he’s like #that’s a very large room #rhirta

[lotshusband]

tactical hugging in a field of flowers. just a strategic pastoral romp with the bro.

princess bride WHOM

#sam push bucky down a hill goin 'as you wish' challenge #nathaniel.txt #replies #fatws #rhirta

[woundjob]

Not me opening the doc of my Remus-n-Sirius-raise-Haz fic after two entire years as a direct result of seeing harry’s bedroom wall bunting in ur delightful art!!! ty for the inspo, love is stored in gaydads home decor, etc <33

aw i’m glad to hear it!! thank u for liking my comic :))

#rhirta

[lotshusband]

WHY R THEY SITTING LIKE THAT

I DONT KNOW. their thighs are touching. their thighs are TOUCHING

#i’m so ready to clown #nathaniel.txt #replies #rhirta

[lotshusband]

‘n with samstevebucky Bucky is the one that picks you up randomly from school claiming u have an orthodontist appointment then takes u to McDonalds (he eats the lunchable / heart-carved strawberries in the drivers seat while u enjoy ur nuggets)

this is it. this is the answer

#thank u for ur contribution #nathaniel.txt #replies #samstevebucky #marvel #headcanons #rhirta

[folkremedies]

fic game: hand????????????????

bullseye! 

“Yes,” and Harry’s voice is steady, but his hand in Weasley’s lap is nearly white knuckled from how hard he is clenching his fist. 

and what a short sentence it ended up being after all 

#pretty sure this is cheating cat because you have the link to this fic #but i am willing to forgive because i believe it is in the spirit of the game :) #rhirta

[folkremedies]

tagged by @lake-lady to post ten (nine?) images that describe me without downloading anything new so uhhhhh here it is

im tagging @wiltei @tillamookburn @g00dcatholic @galaxe500 @rhirta tbh i ran out of steam tagging people but if you see this and want 2 do it post and tag me :~)

#two of these are original memes two of them are photos i took myself and two are artists that literally made me gay so like hmm there we go

[folkremedies]

nine of my fave movies okay! if we are being honest, i watch the same three films over and over again so it was kind of hard to branch out to nine AND this is not even my top nine movies because a few of them (shrek) were too embarrassing to post.... even with the redacted content i still find this deeply humiliating so like, i hope you all appreciate my vulnerability here 

thanks gavin @tillamookburn for tagging me love u pal xoxx 

i’m gonna tag @rhirta, @butchginny, @lake-lady, @galaxe500 and @g00dcatholic :O ALSO anybody else that wants to this too just tag me 

#guess which of these films are my top three

[folkremedies]

@rhirta i made this for you

#we chose brown because we wanted a reason for him to be in providence #also the idea of greg hanging out with a bunch if dual degree RISD kids was too good to pass up anyway #should i tag this????? #succession #cousin greg