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pricesbeltbuckle · 2 months
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Price x an older woman? 🤔🤔🤔 (Like late 40s to early 50s but she looks good for her age)
45, Really?!? - John Price
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Pairing: John price x Older!Fem Reader
Warnings: None, Fluff
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Price was always teased for being old by his mates no doubt, but he was only 37. 
So when he met a woman that was around his age or even slightly older, to say he was in love was an understatement. He was deeply addicted to you.
He saw you at a coffee shop in what he assumed were some comfortable clothes, sweatpants and a sweatshirt. He made a first move on you by asking you what you had ordered.
“Oh nothing special just a Iced coffee with some oat milk and caramel why?” “I’ll be right back.” “Huh?”
He ordered you another coffee and got himself a normal black coffee as he came over to sit down with you.
“Oh! Thank you, what’s your name?” “John, John Price. And you are the most gorgeous women I’ve ever seen.” 
You giggled and shaked his hand. “Well thank you, but you look awfully younger than me.” “Hm, that's the first time I’ve heard that.” “Well I’m 45.”
Now normally men would be so shocked but him? He just smiled and took your hand in his hand.
“Please, that would scare boys, not a man. I’m 37.”
You were charmed by him after that and you guys ended up going on another date, then another, and another…
And by the 5th date he had asked you out formally and of course you said yes.
Now, a year later you found out about how he works in the military and you had moved into his nice house so when he’s deployed you can take care of it.
You loved when he introduced you to his team and they were all so respectful to you. 
“So how old are you? 34?” You saw a man with a mohawk ask.
“Ah I wish, I’m 45.” And to say all of them were shocked was an understatement. “No. No way! You look so young it’s insane.” “Haha thank you! But no, I'm serious.”
They all adored you and their captain's relationship.
“Aye sweetheart I gotta go get something I’ll be back yeah? Just watch them. Love ya!” And then he walked out the front door and they all looked at you.
“You want me to make you all some food?” You asked softly and they all nodded.
You made them all homemade pizza, all from scratch they all watched you in awe.
When John came back and saw them all eating and talking to you, he’s never seen them so relaxed before, and that’s how he knew he made the right choice that day at the coffee shop.
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I loved this so much oh my god…THANK YOU FOR THIS.
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sunandsstars · 1 year
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Hi. I just wanted to say that your Yawnetu fic has me in a chokehold. I mean Fuck you Jake. And I know that the reader's love interest are most likely going to be like Tonowari and Ronal but you know I imagined a whole oc character and just wanted to share.
A male love interest who is probably Tonowari's younger brother. And besides being a warrior, he is absolutely opposite of Jake. He's funny, popular, loved, flirty and very charming. Maybe he's a playboy and seeing Reader and her children absolutely captures him.
He follows the reader like a puppy and absolutely adores his stepsons. Always holding them and playing with them and unlike Jake 'Call me Sir' Sully. He's an absolute affectionate Dad.
And I can just imagine that sarcastic smirk on his face as he holds the reader when Jake and Neytiri come to seek Uturu. He's like 'So you were the one that Eywa thought was good for my love. Huh. I guess even Eywa makes blunders sometimes no?'
And in return the boys are all sassy and badass like their dad too.
oh my god. i actually love this so much 🤩
Just the sweet younger brother of the clans olo’eyktan, a fine warrior, flirty individual and cocky na’vi. Beloved by everyone in Awa’atlu, he’s great with kids and likes helping the elderly, definitely the cool uncle.
when the reader ends up in in their reef he’s just like 🤔 who’s this, why has this strange lady come to seek sanctuary. but i feel like Tonowari would make him show reader where she would be staying (he saw the way his brother was eyeing her), showing her and her twins their new home. maybe fetching her the comforts she will need for her stay like food or extra blankets (he’d definitely do so willingly though, she’s a pretty thing after all)
after properly seeing her and the twins, maybe hanging out with her for a few days after her arrival, he would be so hooked! just look at these chubby little babies 🥹 with their equally sweet and doting mother 🥹 he would volunteer to look after them while she recovers from any labours and the babies in turn would take to him! doing that little thing where they reach up with grabby hands omg
tonowari and ronal are scheming 100%, they see how he’s infatuated with the small family. he’s mateless, they gotta set him up with someone eventually 🙄☝🏼
when reader and him DO bond they become one happy family. He would be such a fun dad, showing the boys the waters as soon as they can, helping them with sign language, going hunting with them etc etc. Would also let them have sleepovers with Ao’nung and Tsireya, they’re just super close bestie cousins (also with readers permission, she’s the boss). he would also be a very doting husband, helping reader adjust to life with the metkayina, treating her with the utmost respect and love she deserves. he would give her as many children as she wanted 😏 (they end up having another 2 i bet…maybe 1 on the way)
when the sully’s arrive in awa’atlu he can tell reader is distraught and upset, her home in the forest is in danger again, and jake and neytiri have sought refuge in the place she was able to finally call home and feel safe in with her family, away from them. He’s extremely hostile towards them both, hissing, ears pinned back, standing taller while broadening his shoulders, showing them who’s the biggest bird (or na’vi) and he definitely is a huge man, i mean look at tonowari and the other metkayina men, they’re fucking massive 😏😏😳
and when he sees how jake treats his sons, he gets even angrier if that’s even possible, no one should treat their sons like they’re disposable soldiers. “yes sir” “sorry sir” what is this?? he would never make his sons do that, they happily call him sempul or sempu. he sees the way jake doesn’t bother standing up for Lo’ak too, it’s disgusting, your son feels like an outcast, as a father you should reassure him that he’s not, just because he’s different doesn’t make him any less na’vi. atleast that’s what he tells his twins, they’re darker in comparison, skinny tails and arms but they’re his sons, your sons, he won’t make them feel alienated in their own home.
he would make jake’s training hell, using his old cocky charm on him and purposefully giving him the toughest challenges to master (that tsurak was definitely one of them). all while doing that smug smirk, tonowari is rolling his eyes constantly.
all in all he’s an amazing father and mate and would do anythinggg to protect reader and their children 🫶🏼 i would be happy to make a spin-off when yawnetu is finished
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chaosteddybear · 2 months
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Turgi
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Age: 45
Height: 6'6"
Pronouns: she
Sexuality: pan
Relationship style: monog
Species: drow
(picrew)
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Relationships
BG3: Astarion, but did lead Gale on for a bit before turning him down...
Star signs: taurus sun, cancer moon, leo rising
Alignment: Chaotic neutral. She goes by her own moral compass and does try to help people but not to her own detriment or that of those she loves.
Soul Coin: A simple silver coin with spikes on its rim
Backstory: A bard from the underdark, Turgi will probably never return home. She struggled with the rules down there - she couldn't comprehend the hierarchical structure of anything, struggling to understand why genders are different as well as bloodlines. Due to the circumstances of her birth, she had so much responsibility, and no desire to fulfill it. She's not hugely good or evil, but she was very unsettled by how poorly many were treated.
When the tadpole came, she was thrilled. At first, curious and scared. But ultimately, excited. Breaking out of that ship, meeting new friends along the way... She loved it. And. It was the first time she breathed surface air. She does miss her childhood friend though, one in particular, and wonders how they're doing. Maybe someday she will send word, when she feels more settled.
Goal: Turgi really just wants to make sure her friends are happy and take care of. And she wants to get by, make music, and thrive emotionally.
Fear: Wasting time away not spending it doing the right things with the right people.
Also Turgi is afraid of people around her going without the things they need, food water healing etc.
Food: Turgi can't stand frivolous food, so like pastries or anything that doesn't provide sustenance. Loves a good jerky 😬
Misc Q&A answers, collected
- For Turgi, love is just a kind of vibe. She spends her life in search of maximizing good vibes and minimizing bad ones. She doesn't believe in attachment, but she does have people she gravitates to and whose relationship she will cultivate even if it means some bad vibes along the way. She would die for them, and protects them out of admiration respect and an overwhelm of good vibes when thinking of them or when being around them, especially when they do things she admires.
- In a modern AU she would be a bodyguard for someone important 🙂 in game she channels this energy to Astarion her love, but irl she'd probably get paid to do it because she's dang good and her music is her weapon. Maybe pro wrestler for some time?
- Admires and respects gods but only if she feels like they earned their spot.
- If someone pushes her boundaries, she will step to them. Physical or mental, as soon as her vibes are off, she will take care of it. She does the same for the boundaries of people she feels protective over. Turgi pays a lot of attention to what's going on around her and tries her best to get ahead of this ever happening, but if she can't she will nip it in the butt. For repeat offenders showing no sign of wanting to change, she will let them know they're unwelcome completely.
-Her dice would be clear with little gray webs in them
- Doesn't really have any enemies now that Cazador is dead 🤔 other than bane bhaal and myrkul and their followers....
- She knows she's kind of not cunning or intelligent. She's wise though :3 and she's accepted this as her weakness and isn't doing anything about changing that, but she knows to trust others like Mix and Sasli for these skills 😂
- Would hold a wine glass from the base, and entertain herself with trying to balance it on her palm when bored, watching the vibrations in the liquid move as she vocalizes or plays an instrument, or spinning it in circles at a 45 degree angle on the table. Her wine would get very aerated.
- She rather just walk away than lie. Lying ruins the vibes, is very uncool, man. But she's not above rudely exiting a conversation if she senses lying or manipulation. Chaotic neutral at its purest 😂 Sasli has no idea but when she and Turgi first met, her lying put their friendship at risk more than just telling the damn truth would have 😤🙄 It took Mix forcing Turgi to give her another chance.
- Turgi a few instruments. She mostly enjoys a hand drum, but she can also strum string instruments - anything she can do with her hands and not a pick. Depending on her mood or what the vibes are missing she will play anything and everything. On a perfect night around the campfire she will default to rhythm and blues, vocalizing along with it.
Aesthetically, the instruments are mostly worn but well decorated with beautiful patterns either she or a friend put on them. Sasli loves to decorate them for her.
Turgi loves surrounding herself in things people made for her, so she keeps little trinkets Sasli whiddles her and holds them in high esteem.
Her outfit mostly is comprised of very comfortable and loose fitting clothes, as small as she can get away with, decorated with pieces gifted to her by friends. She wears leg wraps that Sasli cut for her out of thick cotton, fastened with decorative pins she bought from an artist she had a crush on a few years ago. And a worn silk belt, double thick, that Mix gifted her once as an apology for getting her into a bit too much trouble. She wears a kerchief from Dag as well, and uses it to clean up messes sometimes.
She also wears a choker with a stone on it from Sasli's collection.
- Turgi likes mulled wine and dark beer. Likes black tea with milk and honey as well.
- Love Language: support swapping ♥️ she is very aware of what she needs and her skills, as well as those of those she loves, and loves how people can work together to figure shit out. She also loves quality time. Can you jam together?
- From my closet she would steal yoga pants or booty shorts and sports bras 😌😌
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jedimasterbailey · 7 months
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barrissoka game but for kenduli (u know they're my one true love) 3, 22, 30 + 42 <3
OMG YES YES MORE KENDULI YES YES 😍 Forever in debt to you for getting me addicted to them 🥹 I will happily answer these for you my friend 💚💙
3- What do the Masters think of their relationship and would they show their support?
I personally feel that Qui-Gon would support Obi-WAN’s relationship with Luminara 10000%. Qui-Gon would just be happy that his Padawan is getting laid with someone he deems suitable. Luminara is the ultimate good girl with a naughty streak so Qui-Gon would always be pushing Obi-Wan to let loose with her, but he would also ensure that Obi doesn’t become as cringe and obvious as Anakin is with Padme. As for Luminara, I like to headcanon that her Master was Katri from the Tales of the Jedi and I feel she would also be happy for her Padawan but would keep a close eye, making sure Luminara doesn’t get hurt and stays true to her Jedi training and herself. All in all, in a happy world, where Obi-Wan and Luminara can have their family, I believe there would be very supportive “in-laws”.
22- Whose the “top” and whose the “bottom” or do they switch?
Luminara is the top for sure 🥵 She is a woman who can command like no other and probably enjoys giving it to Obi-Wan (especially after he does stupid shit like almost have a mind controlling worm enter Luminara’s nose). I have no doubt that Obi-Wan completely melts like a school boy whenever Luminara gives him the eyes or smirk because my God could she shut anyone down with an expression. Maybe every so often they switch whenever Obi-Wan is really in the mood, but otherwise it’s almost always Luminara 😏
30-Who would be the better cook?
Luminara 100% I feel that Obi-Wan never got much of a culinary lesson with Qui-Gon who seems like someone who just microwaves everything even when you shouldn’t and on top of that, he has his pal Dex, who makes greasy diner fare so…yeah not much inspiration there. Luminara on the other hand was probably educated in every which way about her culture, including food, and she seems to be a woman of refined taste so she would take the time to learn recipes and master cooking. I can see people lining up to eat Luminara’s food and Barriss gets jealous because she wants to be the exclusive taste taster. The lady would have to be in bed sick in order for Obi-Wan or anyone else in the disaster lineage set foot in her kitchen.
42-If Order 66 never happened, what would their futures look like?
If Order 66 never happened, Im on the camp that like Anakin and Padme that Obi-Wan and Luminara would also pursue a more public romantic relationship and possibly have a child together (forever headcanoning a baby girl for them). Perhaps they’d take a break from their Jedi duties to go raise their child in one of their homeworlds like Stewjon with Obi-WAN’s birth family or Mirial or maybe somewhere else. Just anywhere but Tatooine, Luminara would never forgive Obi-Wan for that one 😂 Of course they’d still be tending to their respective Padawans and their families and as they get older, they’d become Grandmasters of the Order and continue to pass on their wisdom. In short, they’d have the happiest life they both so rightfully deserve 💚💙
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Again thank you so much for these asks! I love talking Kenduli 🥰😍 Let me know what y’all think in the comments and don’t be afraid to send more asks!
Maybe I should make a Kenduli ask game after all? 🤔
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asheanon · 5 months
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🤠 So, among the Starlight/FFIX tangents I want to tan and gent over the coming week, I figured I'd start off with this one. (Since it has some more spooky elements, apt for spooky season.~)
TL;DR: It's more or less just another tangent on me realizing how Sal or any other Ethereal may interact with respective parts of a world. Instead of Dissidia's, however, today, it's Gaia/Terra/the general universe and planetary systems of FFIX! Has to do with mist. Has to do with Memoria. I'll be referencing bits of FFVII's Lifestream during this spiel as well, though, because there are connections and similarities.
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I've really been driving this point home lately: how Sal and all Ethereals are considered spectral entities; they can interact with incorporeal things (such as ghosts) and things like that. That being said, that brings up some interesting things to think about... (Some things I've thought about for The Anomaly - FFVII fanfic - that would 110% apply to Starlight - FFIX fanfic - too, I realized.)
Mako and mist are very similar, yeah? Similar enough given the fact that: they're comprised of souls, bear mutagenic properties and they're disorienting. Additionally, they are both an energy source, as well. Something an Ethereal could consume.
Anytime Sal came into contact with the Lifestream, it was a double-edged sword; fantastic Ethereal "food" source, albeit, the presence of souls - a spectral sort of existence one can still communicate with - actually make it more like a drug trip! Like, feels great. Also makes you feel insane, though. Scares you. The "sound"/feeling of all those different entities and their voices inside the "mind" is truly maddening! In game terms, it's like boosting up your stats while simultaneously inflicting confusion. God speed, basically. Hahaha!
Given that theory, I imagine Sal would absolutely react similarly to mist. The Ethereal instinct to consume it as an energy source would be there, but the idea of it bearing some level of sentience as well as the noise would put her off - and the similar drug-like trip she'd experience if she did did "ingest" it would very much make that a one time experience (if she could help it,) I'm sure! Consumption stuff aside, though, I imagine she hears that noise no matter what... hears a few little whispers in the mist, when in its presence... It's so spooky and I love it. Of course I would...!
Going back to FFVII and mako, think of it being a bit like Aerith and how she's able to communicate with ghosts and souls in the Lifestream as well. The only difference is I like to imagine Sal can't really single out voices in the Lifestream, still leaving that type of communication unique to the Cetra. She can hear them, but she can't distinguish them (not often or all that well, anyway.) A vast majority of the time, it's this overwhelming torrent of whispers and voices she can't pinpoint like Aerith can. And I'd like to theorize the mist "sounds"/feels the same. For FFIX and mist in particular, you have confirmation that those souls can be "heard"/felt in what may or may not be a somewhat similar way, thanks to Kuja and whatnot. I don't see why Sal couldn't "hear" them even without consuming them, given the mako and mist parallels along with Anon's (Sal's own respective story lore) evidence laid out.
So... in that regard: The Iifa Tree would be a headache for her. Haha! Memoria would be one too! While I don't know if she and the other main party members will be there to experience the FFIX version of it in any capacity, if they are (or they experience any rendition of such a thing) I sense it being a particular disadvantage of sorts for Sal to face. Though... there could also be some manner of appropriate advantage she could develop or find to be able to better tolerate it through the story... maybe... 🤔 (Similar to her getting a bit of a feel for magic, even though her ability to use it is often improbable if not outright impossible, depending on how the magic works; another disadvantage I have sadly cursed her with - in ALL stories. It's always a struggle. Custom Ashe curse. She's OP by default with all those cool Ethereal pros - I have to toss in the cons somewhere, you know?)
And I focus on Sal here (as I often do) but, spoiler alert: she's not the only Ethereal present in this story! I think it'll be pretty neat to see how any Ethereal character's experience with the mist might go. See how it might... tell on who they are, despite them trying to keep it a secret or how it might open the door to some pretty spooky scary situations and things like that.~
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papirouge · 8 months
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what the fuck does it matter what's in someone's pants or what they think they are. leave trans folk alone, it ain't your business.
Also, if it's such a sin to be gay or trans, the Bible says you can mix fabrics or eat seafood.
Oh and did you know the original translation for "man may not sleep with man" was "man may not sleep with CHILD" it was about pedophilia. Not gay bitches.
"leave trans folk"
What did I even do to a trans person?? 😭
But yeah, it actually becomes my business when they try to skinwalk femalehood. Because, you know, I'm a female 🙃
And pleeeease anon, for the Love of God, never try schooling an actual Christian to what the Bible actually says.
Do you even realize there's a difference between Civil, Moral and Ceremonial laws to which Israelites abided to? That's what the whold chapter of Deuteronomy 19 is about (the fabric mixing is on Deuteronomy 19:19)
The not fabric mixing was one of the civil laws of the kindgom of Israel, which CHRISTIANS don't abide to anymore. Because we're not Jews - but Christians. And that we don't live in the kindgom of God, but through plentiful of countries in the world . Israel civil laws reinforced circumcision, forbade eating pork, etc. Christians don't abide to such laws because *Jesus* happened. These laws symbolically represented how the people of God should not mix with impure things/ungodly yoke (fabric mixing, impure food). The ceremonial laws are moot cause the Temple of Jerusalem has been destroyed and Jesus is the ultimate sacrificed that fulfilled the Law & definitely erased the sin of humanity.
Only the immuable morals laws of God are those we still have to obey to this day (not killing, worshipping God only -not idols-, respecting our family, etc.)
The whole "bUt tHe sOdOmy pasSaGe Was AboUt PeDopHILiA aKtcHualLy" cope is stupid.
The strong translation are just here anon...
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Peep the translation for man (376) and mankind (2145)
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None of these translation remotely points towards "child"....
But if you want a passage where Jesus condemns pedophilia/harming children, Matthew 18:1-6 is a better pick :
At that time the disciples came to Jesus and asked, “Who, then, is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven?” He called a little child to him, and placed the child among them. And he said: “Truly I tell you, unless you change and become like little children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven. Therefore, whoever takes the lowly position of this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven. And whoever welcomes one such child in my name welcomes me. “If anyone causes one of these little ones—those who believe in me—to stumble, it would be better for them to have a large millstone hung around their neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea"
When the Bible wants to talk about children, it will explicitly talks about children. The translation don't lie
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Peep the translation number for the word translated as "(little) child" (3813)
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*pretends to be shocked*
Oh and the marriage is exclusively stated as between and man and a woman in the Bible. Not two men or two women. So even if Leviticus was about sexing minors, Christianism still wouldn't allow gay marriage. Cope.
Christianism also establishes marriages as exclusively monogamous which is one of the most based thing ever (compared to other religions allowing scrotes to have several wives). Funny how suddenly none of your are trying to argue about it and argue that aKtcHualLy Christianism is pro polygamy 🤔
Have gay sex as much as you want but stop trying to shove this activity as biblically sound. It's not. Why don't you try to gay marry in temple of religion where gayness is allowed? Be honest, you only want to bother Christians just because. On that aspect, you're no better than transpeople trying to force themselves into spaces that aren't made for them and then claim victimhood. Deranged behavior.
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derangedthots · 1 year
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I'm really curious about your writing process and everything ctf, got a million questions but most of them you probably can't answer because spoilers 😅.
If that's OK, I wanted to ask some more general, behind-the-scenes things? (if not just ignore them)
Like, who out of the truly secondary (as in, they don't appear that much/aren't that central to the plot) characters you like/enjoy writing the most/least and why?, what scenes came easily vs which ones were a pain to get just right? , is there anything/anyone that's been flying under readers' radars but will be "a surprise tool for later"? , when it comes to reader reaction, is there anything in particular you didn't expect or that you thought may happen but didn't?
And finally, when writing about the Tullys (Kermit, Elmo, Oscar, Grover...), have you ever been overcome by the mental image and ensuing hilarity of everyone else as human and them as Muppets? (I had the realization midscene and got the giggles BAD 🤔😲😳🤭😂)
hi darling🥰💕
i'm always getting such fantastic questions from you guys and don't worry, i can actually answer all of these ones haha
out of the truly secondary characters, it's hard to choose a fav when it comes to writing them. it's good that you narrowed down which ones you meant by secondary bc i love almost all of my ocs but it just so happens a lot of them also reoccur and play important parts LOL. if i had to choose someone tho...maybe matilda? she just gives such matronly but no-nonsense vibes and i have nothing but respect for that personality type. not to mention, i feel like with any building/home/estate, the kitchens are always one of the places where everybody knows something. it's where the food gets made which already gives very "this is the heart of the place" vibes but also lots of ppl pass through there, which means there is always tea (both literally and metaphorically). matilda's fun to write bc she's aptly positioned to receive a lot of information, while also being highly responsible and respected for her job (srsly never EVER mess with the cooking staff anywhere), and idk i just like that abt her lol. i realize i haven't written much of her yet but hopefully that'll change soon. also who knows, my answer for fav secondary character to write might very well change as we go along (i did say this was a difficult choice haha)😅🤷🏻‍♀️
as for least favorite? bors. it's bors. no real spoilers but yeah, you'll find out why
what scenes came easily? is it bad if i say none😭 i think almost every scene i've written has been jam-packed with detail/characterization which means very little relaxation while writing for me lol. oh actually, on second thought, i think any scene with vermax? just bc he never actually says anything and his interactions with jace are all pretty straightforward. LMAO that's not a v interesting answer but it's the best one i have for you rn😂😂
as for what scenes were the hardest/took the most pains to get just right, i'd have to say the really emotional ones just bc whew - jace's emotions are really quite heavy and i want to convey how he processes (or doesn't process) them as authentically as possible. his scene with daemon in the dragonpit took me forever and i was constantly switching back and forth btwn writing that scene and other ones bc i needed the brain break
weirdly enough, i'd say any scenes between jacemond themselves are both easier and more difficult? they're in a weird liminal space. on one hand, they flow quickly bc i love writing them, they ARE our romantic leads after all lol, the origin and main impetus for why i'm writing the story (besides fixing what hotd broke), but also their scenes together are always charged so i have to do a lot of thinking while i'm working on them
my only advice for now regarding something that's been flying under the readers' radars but will become a special little mousekatool (god how american of me) for later in the story is:
just like jace, you should keep your eyes open and pay attention to the shadows👥
if we're going off what i've read in the comments/seen in my asks, i will admit i was surprised no one mentioned jace's relationship to rhaenys in terms of how he learned to braid from her. then again, i'm just very soft abt the idea of baby jace getting his little fingies caught in her hair and then jace practicing on his siblings+parents after they moved to dragonstone. but honestly i'm just endlessly thankful for all the responses and continued interest regardless🥹💕💕
the tullys tho. omg the tullys. i'm so glad you brought this up bc i absolutely had to hold back my laughter while writing their scenes i'm sorry but george is a comedian for naming them after muppets😭😭 i know he ran out of ideas for names but sir? the muppets? really? i'm over here trying to picture two charming young men with red hair for kermit and oscar and instead have to physically fight back images of a stuffed green frog puppet and a green whatever-oscar-is in a trashcan💀 little benjicott blackwood sparring with two muppets i'm wheezing babes😂😭
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roosterbox · 1 year
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The Hannibal watching finally resumes! I might have gotten back to it in December, but that month SUUUUUCKED for me, in ways I cannot begin to summarize.
But this is a new month. A new year, even! And I am ready.
Also I took notes
Season 2! We in it baybeeeee
Hanni doing what he does best - slicing dat meat
Oh hai Jack
Reflections
Oh shit son
The girls are FIGHTING
One one hand, go Hannibal. On the other, FUCK HIM UP JACK
Oh damn, DAYUM, Jack just fucking BODIES him, Jesus
Jack with the tie garrote for the win… hold up!
Glass to the neck! Ah, who could have seen it coming?
Jack: *record scratch* yeah that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here…
Twelve weeks earlier…
So is this entire season just flashbacks to show how we get from the end of season one to Mizumono? Because okay, that’s a way to do it I suppose.
Moar meat
Oooooh sea urchin too
Hai again Jack
Title drop
“I never feel guilty eating anything.” Lol Hannibal
Talking about Will. Jack feels guilty, AS HE SHOULD.
Hanni says investigate me, bitch
My baby boyyyyyyy ❤️
Him fish
The stag. He’s thinking of Hannibal.
Ah, Chilton! You look a lot better than the last time I saw you, lol.
Also, surviving what you did? Respect.
Speaking of Chilton, what an asshole. He’s only saved in the series because he’s played by Raul Esparza, but movie Chilton? No redeeming qualities. ZERO.
Cynthia Nixon!
She’s an administrator, huh?
Everybody trying to figure out what went wrong with Will. It starts with an H and ends with annibal
New case!
Poor guys, lol
Bedelia!
Hanni just wants to see bae
“I miss him.” *screeching into the void*
“Will is my friend.” *currently emitting a noise only dogs can hear*
Hanni: hey boo
Will: alright time to seduce a cannibal how hard can it be?
Light years from friendship, lol okay sure Will
Oh shit, damn. Will with clarity is hot as fuuuuuuuck. Hannibal doesn’t stand a chance.
Y’know, I like Mads Mikkelsen as much as the next guy, but that’s a liiiiiittle close for me
BEV! God I love her. And don’t worry, I know the terrible irony in my saying that. I’m not going into this series COMPLETELY blind, after all
“It’ll be your evidence that convicts Will.” Boy she sure looks happy about that, lol.
Time to see how the other half lives, eh Hanni?
Water bloated bodies, lovely
I love fountain pens
I think Hannibal is very turned on that Will knows him, in a sense.
I ❤️ Gillian Anderson
Seeing these interactions between Hanni and Bedelia, I can more easily accept them running off to Europe together. Bedennibal doesn’t hold a candle to Hannigram, of course.
THE DOGS ❤️❤️❤️
Winston!!!!1!! He goes home to wait for Will 😭😭😭
That’s right, blame the encephalitis
Chilton you motherfucker
Hypnosis time
Dang Will, this is so not relaxing, lol
Quite a feast
EAR
more food! And vegetarian this time! Hannibal, you’re branching out!
Will won’t talk to Chilton - he’s a smart cookie
Hannibal: he thinks of me so much? Awwww boo…
Packed subway train. Thank god I’ve never been on one. So many people near me would give me a freaking mental breakdown.
“Nice skin.” Asdfjklbfjblk this is exactly what would happen, my mind tells me
That guy’s probably dead
Inside the mind of a killer. Would be creepy if the show wasn’t named after the baddest killer of them all, lol.
Hey Zeller!
Jimmy! I love you too! Always gotta show love to one of the Kids in the Hall
Bev is still thinking 🤔
I freaking love Bev and Will’s friendship, seriously
Getting a consult
Ah, prison food. Not like the stuff hanni made for you, huh?
So… Hannibal forces a long pipe down Will’s throat. At what point exactly does this stop being subtle?
Wait, was it even supposed to be subtle? Lmaooo. (I am aware it was not)
And that’s the story of the ear
Jack, feeling contemplative. Still wondering what went wrong.
I’m still crying over Winston *sobs*
I still like Alana, dang it.
“Hannibal’s not guilty.” Lmaooo Jack you are a leading FBI agent, this isn’t a good look for you, my dude.
Side note: I love Jack, partially because he’s Laurence Fishburne, but even the Scott Glenn one is alright. But he is kind of a dick.
Moar fishing
Dreaming about Jack - Hanni would be so jealous, lol
My blorbo ❤️
Hannibal just stares at Will’s empty chair, lmaooo this pining loser
Is this the exact moment where it hits home for Hannibal that Will being in jail means he can’t see him as much? Lol.
Oh dang, my dude is still alive! What a fucking trooper.
That is quite a display of bodies.
And that’s Kaiseki, finished. Good cliffhanger, lol
(btw the fact that my twelfth note is the twelve weeks earlier caption? A happy accident, I assure you.)
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THE FAITHFUL AND WISE SERVANT
45. "Who then is A FAITHFUL AND WISE SERVANT, who his master made ruler over his household, to give them food in due season [at the right time]?
46. "Blessed is that servant whom his master, when he comes, will find so doing.
47. "Assuredly, I say to you that HE WILL MAKE HIM RULER OVER ALL HIS GOODS."
Matthew 24:45-47 (NKJV)
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• If God has made you a spiritual leader, a church worker—you should be diligent and faithful in the work.
"Moreover it is required in stewards that one be found faithful."
1 Corinthians 4:2 (NKJV)
- Your faithfulness in the little assignment given to you, qualifies you for the greater one (Matthew 25:21).
- God rewards faithfulness, not the bigness or the size of the work; thus whatever you have a privilege to do in the vineyard of the Lord, whether small or big, do it with all your heart.
- One of the servants who were given talents to trade with in the parable of the talents, the one with one talent: he did bury the talent because he had lazy mindset, attitude, he thought what would he do with the one talent (Matthew 25:24-27).
- Whatever gift you are given to trade with in the vineyard of the Lord, do not bury it; use it to the fullest and do the work with enthusiasm (Matthew 25:18,25).
- You should not do the work with levity, lack of respect—whereby you murmur (1 Corinthians 10:10).
- Do the work willingly not as being forced (1 Peter 5:2).
- Whatever you are doing in your local church or any gathering of the people of God, you should not see it or do it as if you are helping your Pastor or the leadership of fellowship, you are doing it for the Lord. God will reward you according to the intent of your heart—the motives with which you do the work.
- Do the work with enthusiasm, not for what you will get out of it, but because you are eager to serve God (1 Peter 5:2).
- You are not called to boss the people under you, but to lead them by your good example—you set a pattern of integrity for the people under your leadership.
"nor as being lords [masters] over those entrusted to you, but being example to the flock."
1 Peter 5:3 (NKJV)
• God's attitudes are spelt out on the pages of the Scripture as regards the work and the gifts or abilities in believers lives: He wants believers to trade with whatever He has given to them and be faithful in the assignment, for God is profits conscious (Matthew 25:14-30; Luke 13:6,7; 19:12-26; John 15:2,16).
6. "He also spoke this parable: "A certain man had a fig tree planted in his vineyard, and he came seeking fruit on it and found none.
7. "Then he said to the keeper of his vineyard, 'Look, for three years I have come seeking fruit 🤔 on this fig tree 🌲 and found none. Cut it down; why does it use up the ground?'
Luke 13:6,7 (NKJV)
• Put your gifts to work and be faithful in whatever capacity you have a privilege to serve.
- There is a reward for those who do the work assigned to them faithfully.
"and when the Chief Shepherd appears, you will receive the crown of glory that does not fade away."
1 Peter 5:4 (NKJV)
"And say to Archippus, "Take heed to the ministry which you have received in the Lord, that you may fulfil it."
Colossians 4:17 (NKJV)
• You will not fail in Jesus' name.
Peace!
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I am independent I can take care of myself I am 35yrs old I am homeless on the streets because of a felony. It ends in 7 months I don't ever want to be called a piece of shit again by the new haven Rd publix plaza over a wig or food, when I never called anyone a piece of shit before in life. I am very respectful and a good lady of Satan because God gave up on me in 2022 or 2021... People are making me out to look like a horrible person I don't have to look bummy, Im getting disrespected all the time for no reason... Sometimes I wonder when this life is over, but the more I live in it everyday.. I realize I don't belong here. I'm not really an earth man but I can find a good regular one, but he has to have something going for his self and he has to be attractive and attracted to me. It doesn't always have to be a black man... I'm not to be disrespected, because I'm not going back to jail... I can't take everyones pain and I don't got to run up on women but I don't run up on people at all... I'm sticking up for myself but no one's in my corner but Satan aka devil really helps. There's a time and a place for foolishness, but words really hurt. I don't call people names but I got the right to call people back names when I need too. I'm being organized stalked everywhere I go... Because someone is not loving my look but I can't help the way I look right now because I am homeless and poor... The way things looking I hope Satan help get me back up the other afterlifes... I got banned from Babcock st. Publix plaza just to go on new haven road to Publix plaza to be called ugly and a piece of shit... My life is at steak here I don't know when every day will be my last day... Because someone wants to kill me but it might be about a sacrifice I never met any celebs but my old family members did... But it doesn't need to involve me... But I got to die on this earth any ways... I got to get back to work soon I have nothing to do but I need a career education. This is a wake up call to always say no to celebrities & their friends & family members too that rock with them... But I never met any celebs In my life and not ever planning too in life... I'm tired of everyones food, but I can't get stuff on my own because I'm always moneyless all I get is SSI 421.99 amonth and all I see is 120.00 every week one day out of the week... And it's always spent on food and barely nothing else I'm tired of this life... Can a bitch kill me dead please Satan??? Go kill myself every body words hurt and bumminess hurts, the struggle everyday for 7yrs now... Sleeping on the streets with no real family to turn to no to my old Family members... Hail Satan aka devil! 🥺🤔🤧😭
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They rape the skull so we can't think.
-And are held down by noise.
They rape the outer vagina so we can't breathe on our own.
-And have to sit with their man at the time of choice while being held down.
They torture the heart so we can't see clear.
-So they can dominate their realms and living dreams of life.
They rape the ass with men.
-So we don't respect them at all.
They rape the eyes with souls of dead nasty tattooed girls.
-Because they conquer their money and withdrawal symptoms.
You know how I know it's wrong? You know how I know they're wrong? I was bisexual. I would admire women so distantly from myself. Clear in my body to make physical decisions. To love a man and slowly learn love for a woman... Shower is to be expressed with women. We find a sense of bitter quietness and alone time. Something we'd only ever share with other women like us, like something far from a locker room? When are they gonna make up their minds and do something worth meaning something. Something not to be shared with men? The way the soap would hold my body and the way it holds the body of another. The way the water talks from God and establishes a sense of security in being watched blindly. You know how I learned I was leaning hard into bisexuality? When men started sharing. When they started seeing eachother. When they would place a woman or women in the middle of their conversations. When my only sense of safeness in my body was in the arms of a woman. When the only way I could express myself was in the heart of a doctor. It hardens my heart to feel like men and women will bully my idea of security. When women and men scold me and tell me to share my supposed to be silent sexuality. Like I'll never be bisexual again. I'll never experience true sex again? 😪 I'm tired. Exhausted. My means are exhausted. This is to be the body. And this is to be the flesh. I'm a child now for my beliefs. I am just insecure. I'm frightened by the sex of others because it is not the sex of myself. At 28 you shouldn't be having to prove your bisexual vagina. Your straight vagina. If you are feeling extra lesbian today why would you share that with a complete stranger? A stranger at all? It's hypocritical. To feel offended in the way these people envision life. Why would I get comfortable here? Why would I force myself security that isn't mine? To retrain myself over and over. Hey over here, our CLASS IS FULL were walking vaginas. Tomorrow our kids are gonna be learning to hang from jungle gyms from their skull. How neat. 🤔
child sex. Adult child sex. Almost 30 and my only classification till I get my teeth handled or fixed is adult child? I'm cryinScreamin... my ex is 40 somethin. Like we don't share a home together? I'm supposed to climb up the mountain time and time again to my child and his house. 👋 hey I'm still here. Bitching about personal freedom.
Adult Kids these days are off chains in their back yards dreaming about any possible thing that comes to mind. A fence is a fence. A bike is a bike. A tree is a tree. They really just have such peculiar things to envision about what lies in front of them. They're allowed to use it for an hour. In our time thats 3 days. After they get a new water bowl it's onto punishment for the 45 seconds they thought of jumping off their dog house. 62 seconds about how they jumped up for a ball that almost hit the sky. 45 minutes about the food trashed in the yard. Another 45 minutes for the sex with the neighborhood Colly... 'They were just talking about last week when they strolled the block with their plastic machetes and fake cigars. 😒 like it wasn't sex at all...... 2 seconds for an eye glare from a fuzzy in their eye. Now onto the plushed pillow in the house. Scattered with invisible feathers from the cat on the line. But still these parents insist its the adult dogs fault. Why are those peddles all over my tub? Did you do this? Like cmon no one else was in the house. Why did you peddle my tub? Because I had a sense of security. I was envisioning smoother skin. Someone told me do it. Lol. This life.
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ask me weirdly specific things
Anon going for the hardcore one, nice I respect it 😉
28. last meal on earth?
Damn bruh… gotta think about this one for a minute.
My first instinct is to say penne vodka, but that’s just my favorite food… I think I’d want my last meal on earth to have meaning you know? Like a dish from my mom or something. Which, now that I’m trying to think of one, I can’t really think of any despite eating her food almost every night 💀 Maybe her ravioli/ gnocchi and mushrooms dish, or stuffed artichokes, or something… Or who knows maybe I’ll just fuck around and have a whole pizza pie since god knows I can’t eat pizza as it is now because of my ibd 🤔
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Hey! That's literally it's default, it doesn't know better, so don't go suing my poor brain!😖😭 Well, it's semi-sound in Fullmetal Alchemist, but i doubt your usage of their concept is what they had in mind😅 And Yeah, okay, food point😂🙈 ...Oh god, don't remind me of Tony, I'll NEVER get over that pure emotional damage (like, literally🤣 I used to read 98% Tony fics, now I can't bear that or rewatching the old movies cause his fate breaks my heart🙈) but very good point... (TBC3)
(TBC3:) Let's just hope McQ and Tom will be kinder to Ethan than the MCU was to Tony (but I guess the chances are higher? Unlike Tony Ethan didn't always get blamed for every other character's BS?🙈) Yuup, they ABSOLUTELY deserve their HEA!😍🙈 Hehe, that would BOTH be awesome! They can just give Rebecca her own AND an Ilsa movie!😍 I doubt there is any one of us who's NOT still bitter about it🙈 (Actually, I didn't think of this as a possible ending til you said it, but the more I (TBC4)) (TBC4:) think of this as a possible ending til you said it, but the more I think of it, the nicer it would indeed have been if they recalled that scene and how from that point everything spiralled so why not change the answer this time to let them have their HEA🤔🙈) HER REACTION WAS GOLDEN AND PERFECT AND TOTALLY EMBODIES NOT ONLY WOMEN BEING JUST AS BADASS AND NO DAMSELS IN DISTRESS AS WELL AS THEIR MUTUAL TRUST AND RESPECT!😍😍 Yuup, tho Ethan is less stubborn about the martyr (TBC5) (TBC5) thing than Kara is IMO and more into just saving the world🤔 No, it's really not thought through yet😅 What I described is literally just the few thoughts I had during/shortly after the film and the 2 scenes I got stuck on🙈🤷🏻‍♀️😅 (😅) Probably, tho to be fair, 13 really is a bit much, even I startled at it😅🙈 Oh, wait, you do? Nice! And yeah, that's what I was gonna ask(ofc only if you're comfortable with that!!!🙈) Haven't noticed a Secretary on Discord yet🤔 (8 messages, sry)
Well it should, that's its job! Maybe suing it will finally make it work like it should! (ꐦ○_○)
I'm expanding on the concept! That's totally acceptable! I'm glad you see it my way. ( ̄^ ̄) (BTW, "food point"... Is Venti hungry?)
Sorry but it was the first example that came to mind... T_T Yep, let's hope so. (True, but then again Ethan's always getting himself into situations where he gets disavowed and/or framed so...) Agreed on both counts! This is a classic "Why not both?" situation. XD
We'll die of old age with this bitterness still in our hearts... =_= (Yep, it would have been easy and full of meaning but those writers were just too stupid to think of it... =_=)
ABSOLUTELY AGREED! ヽ(○`・v・)人(・v・´○)ノ
True, he goes all out to save the world but he's not a death seeker like Kara...
"Few"? I'm almost afraid to ask what your idea of "a lot" is. XD
It really is, you really outdid yourself. XD
Yeah, I'm totally fine with using Discord. Send me your tag in a separate message and I'll add you. Oh, akane171 has Discord too and I mentioned this to her so if you want we can form a tiny group/server thing for just the three of us in addition to our individual private conversations. =)
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your food taste>! i should've grown up in your house haha.
yeah!!! foodie through and through 🥰 u simply do not cross this threshold with disrespect for food or my family will Annihilate you
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Oof Denki trying to record y'all having sex to brag to his boys (with consent of course, he's a respectful man ofc) but he's just so damn sensitive from your teasing earlier that he can't even hold the phone. I mean, this man is trembling while you ride him, he thinks flipping you over would help but the sight of you under him? K.o. this man's attempt to brag became the exact reason he's teased for being so loud nd sensitive in bed. He obviously finished first but as soon as that phone is down he's diving in tongue first to please you, to have you shaking under him instead😩 Later when he watches the video over he realizes he's not a great camera man, next time he'll opt for setting up the camera somewhere🤔
THIS IS FANTASTIC thank you anon for the good food
god this really is peak denki ain't it? he tries to keep the camera steady as you're ridin him but he just feels too damn good and the arm he's using to record absentmindedly falls to the side as he's just...hypnotized.
he sputters out a "lemme just...", as he sets the phone down, grabbing your hips and flipping you over onto the bed. he grabs the phone again but it's no use, he's already lost the bragging contest: the way you make him fall apart made sure of that. at some point he's basically just humping into you.
"oh god y/n, gonna...'m gonna...", nd in no time his hips are quaking as he finishes...
but c'mon he's a fun guy! he can make fun of himself so he's probably snickering a lil as he pulls out, shuts the camera off, nd dips a couple fingers in you. gathering all his cum on those digits n putting them in your mouth for you to clean off
n then he's in between your thighs. he may finish fast from time to time but if there's one thing that's consistent about him? it's that he can and will have you quivering with his tongue. "i'll have you cummin' as quick as i just did," he'll joke against your thigh. and he makes good on his promise.
looking back at the video, it's shaky as all hell and probably hurt his homies' eyes. "get a fucking tripod, dunce face", came the request of bakugou. he has a point, that shit was like one of those no-budget 'found footage' horror movies. THAT'S what you do to kaminari denki.
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Presenting the First Hero of Yunmeng and the Pearl of GusuLan!
It's about time I drew the almighty galaxy brain idea of Xicheng! Sect Swap AU. Ahhh I’m so late to the sect swap train 😭🚂🚂! In my version of the AU, it's a whole generation sect swap between the Jiang and the Lans. There is Jiang Xichen and Jiang Wangji, while there is also Lan Wanyin and Lan Yanli. I’m not sure where should I put Wei Wuxian though🤔🤔 (I suppose you could convince me in the comments hohoho👀👀) OH GOD, THIS IS SO SELF-INDULGENT HAHAHA. If there are any cultural inaccuracies, please let me know! This is just a half-baked AU HAHAHA
Anyway, in my version, I had Qingheng-Jun and the Rat-shit—I mean Jiang Fengmian, exchange wives.
Qingheng-Jun fell in love with Yu Ziyuan when she saved his ass in a nighthunt. And Yu Ziyuan also fell in love much more gradually as she can't resist the persistent and patient wooing of Lan-zongzhu. There was no incident or scandal. Just one big happy family of a girlboss and her simp of a husband, and two very beautiful precious children. Also, there is the doting LQR who spoils his niece and nephew, though he denies it vehemently every time someone calls him out on it.
The Lan family has decided to have both of the Lan siblings crowned as the Sect Heirs. The Lan Sect has decided to have a dual-ruling governing system in place for this generation, as it is for the best. The soft yet firm, kind, empathetic, and diplomatic Lan Yanli and the logical, strategic, shrewd, sharp Lan Wanyin together are virtually unstoppable. And the siblings are very much content and happy with this arrangement. They are known as the Magnolia of GusuLan, and the Pearl of GusuLan respectively.
(Note: Furen means Lady or Madame, or something along those lines. So, Lady/Madame Jiang. Its not a name)
Meanwhile, the not-so-happy Jiang Family, Jiang Furen was forced into a political marriage with JFM (sorry, Ma'am). Jiang Furen was a daughter of an influential minor sect who wanted to be a rogue cultivator in her own right and to get away from her oppressive father. But alas, (I'm so sorry again, ma'am) she was strongarmed into this marriage. She bore two beautiful boys with her family's brown golden eyes, opposed to the greys and blues of the Jiang lineage. These beautiful boys are the loves and lights of her empty life—even though their father doesn't seem to pay special attention to his own children. She cares not. As long as they will never doubt her love, then she is content.
There was no love in the Jiang marriage, as JFM was pathetically pining around for Cangse Sanren. JFM liked his wife well enough, she was fairly softer and actually knows how to hold her tongue more than *that* Yu Ziyuan, who was his first would-be-betrothed. Yes, definitely Jiang Furen was the better prospect.
Oh, how we desperately wished for his beloved Sanren to be his wife!
Well, he supposed he likes his sons well enough also. They were bright young men who excelled in the Jiang forms and cultivation style at a very early age. Yes, very worthy as the heirs of the Jiang Lotus Throne. Though he definitely likes amiable A-Huan more than the distant A-Zhan.  
But— he has heard that Cangse Sanren had a son with Wei-xiong. He wonders what his name is. How old he is. How he laughs (though he is sure that it would be a mirror of Sanren's tinkling bell laughter). How he talks—would he be like Sanren's bubbly chatter or have Changze's thoughtful diction? What he looks like.—does he have Sanren's dark midnight eyes or Changze's grey? Or what are his hobbies? What is his favorite food?
He already loves Sanren's child who is surely as bright and beautiful as her.
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Soooo, I have some half-baked doodles of this AU in the abyss that are my WIPs. I shall finish it soon enough during my Xmas break. I think.
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