Res8 vines to ease my disappointment in the E3 showcase (has spoilers for res8)
Ethan: *is revealed to have been dead this entire time*
Capcom: *shows only 1 minute of res8 info before tricking me into watching what is basically an esports ad*
Alicia: *to Ethan and Heisenberg, While banging pans together* I AIN'T GET NO SLEEP CUZ A YALL, YALL NOT GONNA SLEEP CUZ A ME
Ethan: Wow :D
Heisenberg: Mom, I got something to tell you
Mother Miranda: what is it honey
Heisenberg: I got an a-bor-tion
Moreau: road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does
Heisenberg: hey man you wanna see a picture of my cock?
Chris: hell no
Heisenberg: *shows him a picture of a rooster* picture of my cock
Chris: that's a chicken motherfucker
Donna: *plays flute during traffic jam*
Mia: hi, I'm Mia Winters and I'm your freestyle dance teacher
Mia: *proceeds to dance atrociously*
Mother Miranda: oh sorry I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich
Heisenberg: go back to sleep and starve
Mother Miranda: YOU READY TO FUCKING DIE?!
Ethan: IM A BAD BITCH, YOU CAN'T KILL ME!
Mother Miranda: BI-
Chris: hey ya-
Chris: AAAAAAAAAA GET YO FUCKING DOG BITCH
Heisenberg: it don't bite
Chris: YES IT DO-
Ethan: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR ME
Mia: THATS MY OPINION
Heisenberg: Siri what's my name?
Phone: you're Karl. But you asked me to call you vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina va-
Ethan: I have a job, a wife, a kid and a mortgage, and if I drop a bag of chips on the ground I don't cry about it.
Alicia: Drop the knife!
Ethan: why don't ya come a get it?
Alicia: *shows her finger claws* I said drop the knife
Ethan: fuck you
Heisenberg: hey how much you pay for that taco
Moreau: ay you know this boys got his free taco- *falls on his face*
Angie: hi, I'm attorney Angie. Have you or a loved one been injured in an accident? Sucks to be you I guess.
Ethan: oh no
Heisenberg: oh no
Sturm: *busts thru wall* OH YEAH
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Shit I say/think of since I live in a house with a fuckton of cats: But it's Alcina at her daughters
Daniela: *scratching at the door at 3am wanting to go outside.*
Alcina, wiping her palm over her eyes, nose and mouth: “Absolutely the fuck not. No.”
Alcina, snuggling up to her daughters: “Stinky babies. Stinky bastard babies. You stinky bastards.”
Alcina, after booting Cassandra out of the winery: “Get out of this room you whore.” *but she says whore in a loving voice.*
Alcina: “I swear to fuck if I step in shit, I will drop kick you to space.”
Alcina: “DANIELA, STOP ATTACKING MY FEET, YOU SLUT.” *but also lovingly*
Alcina, after catching Daniela outside when she's not allowed: “Get inside, you whore.”
Alcina, when Daniela, Cassandra and Bela are all laying on her, with Daniela on her neck and shoulder and Cassandra and Bela are on either leg: “This is fine. This is my life now and I've accepted it.”
Alcina, when she wakes up and she's piled underneath her daughters: “Today's cancelled. My daughters have claimed me and I'm not moving.”
Daniela: *attacks Alcina's bare feet.*
Alcina: *almost instinctively kicks Dani into the stratosphere until she realizes who it is.*
Cassandra: *lays on Alcina's chest and purrs.*
Alcina: *snuggles up to her.* “Precious baby.”
When Bela puts on a little more weight:
Daniela: *traps herself in a curtain.*
Alcina: “You OK, kitten?” *doesn't get up.*
Daniela: *struggles more.*
Alcina: *sighs and goes and helps her.* “Where is your neck? Ah.” *grabs her and untangled her.* “Please don't bite me. Are you ok?” *picks her up, and kisses her head.*
Daniela: *immediately goes to the door after Alci puts her on the ground.*
Alcina: “You're not going outside, you whore.”
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