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Okay I have a couple ideas that might be funny! Have you seen the TikTok’s where a guys girl will be super dressed up and say she’s going to target and they film their boyfriends reaction? Or the lip filler prank? 😂
Would you mind doing a reaction HC of the dogs? If you don’t want to do both that’s totally fine and if you dont want to do all the dogs will you just do orange, white, and blonde? Thank you kindly! 🌸♥️
Hi, fellow friend! So great to hear from you again! How have you been? How's everyone been doing? Oh my god, these are fantastic ideas! Lol I have seen too many of these pranks online and I had the same sort of feeling that someone should write up reactions for the Dogs! My calling has come, LMFAO. I'd be thrilled to do both of these! I hope it's fine that I combined them into grouped headcanons for each of the Dogs to make it easier to read and write. Let me know if it isn't and I'll gladly fix them up! I hope you don’t mind that I threw in Eddie! Thanks for requesting, you always have the best ideas!
Also, please don't be shy about leaving comments to tell me what you thought of the writing. No pressure of course, but I'd love to hear what everyone thinks, positive criticism or praise is totally acceptable. Again, it's absolutely fine if you guys don't :)
FANDOM: Reservoir Dogs
GENRE: Requested Headcanons and romantic relationship
SYNOPSIS: The Dogs' gender neutral s/o pranks them with TikTok trends and hilarity ensues!
TRIGGER WARNINGS: Swearing, innuendo, sexual comments, and romantic relationship!
MR. PINK/JEREMY DAVIDSON ( my canon name for him )
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Right off the bat, Pink is a very protective boyfriend. I wouldn’t say he is possessive, but he certainly isn’t about to let anybody steal his s/o no matter what gender they are. It makes him jealous when other people hit on you, so he has a sense of ingrained defensiveness just because of that. Overall, he’s just a paranoid mess of nerves, but he loves you more than anything. 
For the Target prank, you'd put on something that flattered your body a little too well. If you're female, a skimpy dangerously low cut dress and stiletto heels with flawless makeup would do the trick. If you're a guy, just wear something that hugs your downstairs goods pretty well and an open shirt. My non-binary, agender, and fluid peeps, wear whatever he thinks you look fantastic in.
Above all, what will really do him in and piss him off is a sense of confidence. If you act like you know you're hot stuff, that will both turn him on and concern him.
You stride towards the doorway of your two's studio apartment, shoes clicking on the floor. Grabbing the keys, you shout that you're heading off to the grocery store to pick up some things. He comes to give you a list, only to be met with the sight of your glorious self looking amazing.
His eyes bulge, jaw going slack, and he freezes mid-sentence. Pink scans your body, a glimmer of lust in his blue eyes. He reacts a few seconds after, face darkening in disapproval. It's not that he doesn't like how you look--rather its the opposite--he is opposing you going out to Target like that without him.
" Absolutely fuckin' not. Over my dead body, babe. I don't care where the hell you're going, but you're not going out looking like that." you shoot back that he's overreacting, to which he gives you a confused glare.
" Like hell I am! Lemme just go put on my suit and tie then and we'll be matching, " he retorts in his usual sarcastic tone.
He pretty much reacts the same way to the lip filler prank, spitting out his drink when he sees you. He has to bite back a laugh, but he can't contain himself and bursts out in an uproar of giggles. You pretend to be upset while trying not to laugh yourself.
" Did something sting you or what? The fuck is that?!" he screeches, feeling like he'll wet himself from laughing. After when you tell him they were pranks, he might pout and carry on about it for awhile. Deep down, he thinks it was hilarious though.
MR. BROWN/JOHNNY CAMPBELL ( personal canon name )
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You know the drill by now, put on something that shows off your tits, ass, dick, all of those, or body as a whole, and you're all set. What would really make the prank impactful would be if you put on something of his. He's a sucker for seeing you in a shirt or pants of his, it gets him turned on straight away. Another thing that would push him over the edge would be to wear ankle bracelets and other feet jewelry. I mean, COME ON, this is QT's character we're dealing with here, ha ha. Anyways, do something like that, and you'll get a rise immediately.
Both of you were getting ready to pop over to Target to buy some snacks for the film showings you guys had planned to have at your place with the rest of the Dogs. Brown was really excited for the evening and even happier that you were going to be there with him. You came out of the bathroom looking gorgeous, walking as sexily as you could.
He was waiting in the living room, setting up the last things on the projector and television before your friends arrived. He was listening to a commentary track from a movie you didn't recognize, the audio playing softly in the background when you told him you were ready to go. Smiling wide, he looked up towards you as he got up. Like Pink though, he froze the minute he laid eyes on you.
" Holy Christ, sugarcakes..." he stuttered, too dazed to properly form words. You could see the arousal and attraction taking over him in a moment, his cheeks flushing a deep shade of red. He obviously likes what he sees. Then, the spell is broken in a minute, when he realizes what you're actually wearing.
" Look, I'm not your Daddy or your boss at all, so I might not have a say here--but seriously? You're gonna go to Target like that?" you nod, almost cracking up on the spot. He sighs, and you can tell he's uncomfortable with the idea.
" You're making me look like a bum compared to you. I feel underdressed, baby."
The lip filler prank gets pretty much the same reaction as Pink's did for him, boisterous laughter filling the car when he climbs in. You'd picked him up from work after his shift at the Video Archives store, to greet him with your lips puffed. When you tell him that you did it to give yourself a confidence boost and make yourself more appealing, his reaction switches.
" Oh, Y/N, no! Why do you bash yourself like that? You're fucking perfection, baby girl/boy/babe. The goddamn Sharon Stone/Humphrey Bogart to my little cinephile self! You’re all of those bombshells at once ten-fold!” he’s such a sweetheart about it, and you can’t help but hug him. You tell him it was a prank, and he groans. You two have couple prank wars all the time, so he should have seen it coming. But he’s laughing later too, finding it so funny.
MR. BLONDE/VIC VEGA ( tw/implied smut/sexual comments )
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Okay, he’s hilarious too in his reactions, except not in way you’re thinking. In regards to the Target prank, you would try to look your absolute best, be it in a suit, dress, or whatever tickles your fancy. He wasn’t planning on going with you instead wanting to have a drink or two and phone up Eddie to have a catch-up. 
You were going out to get some veggies and other essential household items after he didn’t the day beforehand. He had no qualms about you going on your own, he trusts you and likewise for you too. Vic’s mid-conversation with Eddie, the two guffawing like moronic high schoolers over a job they had pulled recently. He wasn’t exactly paying attention to you, sipping bourbon and chilling on the couch. But it’s how fantastic you look walking past that catches his eye. You bid him goodbye and tell him where you’re going. A smile plays on his lips, and he tells Eddie to hold for a second. He practically runs up to you, lifting you by the waist into his arms.
“ Mmm, you trying to tell Daddy something? Where do ya think you’re going lookin’ all dolled up like that, huh, Y/N?” he rasps in that godforsakenly hot voice. You giggle, bopping his nose and protesting. You try to break free, but he holds on tight to you. He buries his head into your neck, planting open-mouth kisses across your jugular vein. His hands roam across your body, gripping your butt in squeezing motions. You moan, pleasurable grunts sounding from his throat.
“ You like that, baby? ” with that, he sweeps you up and carries you to the bedroom. Let’s just say you’re screaming with pleasure moments later, ha ha.
The lip filler prank makes him recoil and he is understandably taken aback by seeing your lips so puffy. You were out with him at one of Joe’s nightclubs for a night out with the Dogs when you’d excused yourself to use the bathroom. A few moments later, you came out with the filler. The others are in on it, acting all supportive of your new look. If it hadn’t been for the booming music in the background, Blondie would have heard Eddie and White’s snickers. 
“ What in God’s name is that shit?” is his reaction, and you explain it to him. If he knew better, he would know straight away that it was a prank. But because he isn’t versed in female beauty trends or techniques, he has no clue. Vic isn’t let in on the joke until you and Orange break down laughing. After he finds out, he pulls you onto his lap, and whispers into your ear:
“ Very funny. You’ll get your punishment after this, sweet thing. Daddy promises,” and boy, does he fulfil that promise later on.
MR. WHITE/LARRY DIMMICK
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I think that out of all of the Dogs, he’d have the calmest reaction along with a sense of supportiveness for the latter prank. He doesn’t really lose his temper with you that often, unless you really pushed him, which is rare. Instead, you two just exchange playful bickers. The Target prank makes him laugh, and he can tell straight away its a joke. 
Larry was just popping down to the nearby convenience store that was in the vicinity of the apartment building you two live in. It was the weekend, and all around him, Los Angeles was bustling with tourists, fellow city-goers, and campers going about their business in the evening summer heat. After buying a pack of Red Apple cigarettes and a few other grocery items, he weaved his way home through the busy streets. You phoned him on his wireless cell--like the one Eddie had in the film--and told him you wanted to head off to Target to buy cat/dog food for your pet which sounded normal. You wanted to know if he wanted to meet up at the park with you. He agreed without hesitation. 
As soon as he rounds the corner to see you, a smile breaks across his lips. You look stunning, more so than he thought was possible for your already divine self. It hits him like a punch to the gut, taking his breath away. Closing the distance between you two in a kiss, you ask him what his opinion is of the outfit. 
“ I think you already know how I feel about it, my darling. My God, look at you smoking like that,” he doesn’t even necessarily have an issue with the clothes, but he does ask you if its okay if you change into attire that is suitable for the environment you’ll be going to. Larry’s not opposed to you wearing such things because he trusts you and knows you wouldn’t put up with people flirting with you. 
The lip filler prank is the same but he doesn’t vocalize any judgment or apprehension towards it. When he sees you with it, he is encouraging. To him it doesn’t matter what he thinks, it’s about making you feel confident and empowered. Unless it was something that was hurting or damaging you, he isn’t going to shit all over you because he loves you. 
“ Do you feel beautiful? Then fuck what I think and fuck what others think. I just want you to be happy, Y/N, and this is a safe constructive way to do that.”
When he finds out you were pranking him, he laughs it off with you. Except that covertly, he’s now planning a prank or two of his own in the back of his head. So be wary of whatever he may come up with!
MR. ORANGE/FREDDY NEWANDYKE
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Ladies, pull out the hooker boots and short shorts! Men, it’s an open shirt that will do the trick! All my out of the binary friends, pick whatever you want! It’s time to get Orange, and let me tell you that it will be one hell of a time! Like Brown, you two are big kids who have constant prank wars, so it isn’t uncommon for stuff like this to happen. It certainly has made your relationship stronger and more exciting. 
To kill two birds with one stone, you would pull both pranks at once on him with the help of White and Eddie. They were more than eager to help you out, thinking it was a great idea. Being friends with Freddy means getting pranked at some point in the friendship, and Eddie and White want to get even after Orange’s last pranks on the two Dogs. ( Let’s just say it was involving a water gun filled with watered down mustard on White’s new white jean jacket and giving Eddie a pair of boxers with a hidden vibrator like device. He’s lucky he didn’t get shot right there and then for giving Nice Guy a hell of a time, if you know what I mean ) You framed it as inviting the two Dogs over for dinner, and he was totally cool with it. He didn’t suspect a thing which relieved you. 
En route to your house from the station after work, you phoned him that you wanted to pop by Target with Larry and Nice Guy for some last minute beverages. He waits by the curb outside for you three and sees you come out shortly later. His eyes shot open and his jaw dropped. He had to admit you were popping, but it took him aback that you looked like that in front of Larry and Eddie and the public. 
“ Y/N?! What the hell is this baby?” he stammers, gesturing at you wildly. The Dogs tell him to calm down because he’s overreacting. You chide him too, reiterating that you guys were supposed to go to Target. The food was going to get cold soon. When you spoke, you had a weird lisp-like accent from your lips looking so swollen. It almost made White and Nice Guy crack up, but they reigned themselves in. 
“ They look fuckin’ hot, Mr. Orange. Don’t see what the big deal is over,” Eddie butted in, and Orange snapped back with “ Hey asshole, I’m right here y’know! Keep your bitching to yourself.” 
It’s the way he says it that makes you break out laughing and the other two join in. Orange stares dumbfounded, absolutely confused over what in the hell was going on. When you say it was a prank, only then does he laugh. You did get him pretty good, and White and Eddie finally got their well deserved revenge too. 
“NICE GUY” EDDIE CABOT ( tw here for some sexual comments and period mentions briefly )
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I just had to use this GIF because it was so perfect to describe Eddie’s reaction to these pranks! By the way, none of the GIFS I use are mine and I give those who own them full credit! Anyways, Eddie is a cross between Pink, Blonde, and White with the pranks. He is very supportive of you taking confidence in your appearance and expressing yourself through your physical looks. He constantly rides you about accepting yourself because he hates seeing you sad, down, or ugly. You’re perfect to him and he wants you to understand that. But he’s also protective of you too. As we saw in the film, he has quite the temper that rivals his dad’s.
He was out for work reasons when you were at home on the phone with your best friend. Both of you were in the midst of a giggling conversation about some ideas for pranks you two had come up with. They had urged you to try the lip filler and the Target prank on Eddie, because they had gotten a hilarious reaction out of their partner. Whatever reaction you’d get out of your own boyfriend would be golden and you knew that. So you agreed to do them. You invited your friend over to your house to help you formulate the plan.
You phoned Eddie shortly afterwards, telling him that your best friend was over and you two were planning to have a girls night sleepover. Nice Guy had no qualms over that, smiling at how happy you sounded. He asked what you two had in store. As you spoke the words you and your friend had come up with, you slipped in that you two were going to do lip fillers—of which Eddie has no idea about how they work but knows how they look. He laughed it off, not taking you seriously, saying he was going to do one more thing for the Dogs, go to Target, and then come back home within an hour. When you hung up, you flashed a grin at your friend. You two rushed to the bathroom to get ready to meet him at Target.
About half an hour went past before you were ready to go. On the drive there, you both sang your favourite tunes at the top of your lungs, and had a blast the whole time. Sure enough, his Cadillac was parked close to the doors of the store. Dating Eddie for so long, you had an inkling of where he might be, so you two made a beeline to the dairy section. Rugged, babyfaced, and in his favourite windbreaker, he checked the expiry dates of a few different yogurt tubs. Your friend dragged you to the adjoining aisle where they made you break out laughing. You could practically feel Eddie freeze at hearing that all too familiar laugh. Sauntering out of rows of stacked soda and beer boxes, he saw you looking absolutely beautiful. Heat burned across his cheeks, jealously lighting him up.
“ Y/N! What the hell are you doing here?!” He caught up with you two, grabbing you gently into a hug. Innocent as an angel, you repeated the story that you had gotten your period/needed medicine and were picking up said products. He didn’t buy it, of course, getting slightly upset at you for coming so dressed up. “ You look like you’re ready for a singles night out at the club, baby, not to pick up shit at Target. Come on, what’s really going on, and don’t lie to me. You wanna get fucked by Daddy, is that it? I can do that for you, just not here…”
Finally both you and your friend crack up and spill the beans that it was a prank. He laughed too, amused by your cheekiness. As a reward for making him laugh, he bought you all the chocolate and treats you wanted for your sleepover. Let’s just say though that like Blonde, he punished you really good in the bedroom for your little stunt.
I hope that these were okay, and please do let me know if you need me to fix them up! I don’t mind whatsoever and only want them to be perfect for you! Thanks again for requesting anon and thank you all for reading, it means the world to me! Have a fantastic rest of your weekend guys, and keep those reqs coming! No pressure though, ha ha. Bye!
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mickeyluggage · 19 days
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can you plssss do nsfw hcs of Reservoir Dogs? maybe their favourite position? if this is uncomfortable u dont need to write this! no pressure xx
the reservoir dogs & their favourite positions
a/n: thank you for the request babe i'm sorry i didn't do it right away i kind of suck at getting to them but i'm remembering how much i love writing!!! enjoy 🥰🥰
18+ explicit content / reservoir dogs x reader
cw: references to p in v sex, oral (f and m receiving), bdsm, slapping, spanking
mr. white / larry dimmick:
larry is kind of an oldschool guy in general, so i feel like missionary would be his thing. he likes to be able to see his girl's pretty face when he fucks her, and it gives him the freedom to be rough and dirty or slow and passionate. if it's the former, he'll pause every so often to lean down and kiss her forehead for taking him so well 🥺
mr. orange / freddy newandyke:
freddy just SCREAMS cowgirl to me. he likes to be able to see all of his girl, tits bouncing in his face and every inch of his cock buried in her sweet pussy. maybe he's just a lazy bitch? it gives him the freedom to touch her everywhere, though-- squeezing her ass, her hips, waist, kneading her breasts and pressing kisses to them while she rides him. he usually brings his thumb to her clit so he can see her face when she comes. that's a sight he never gets bored of
mr. brown:
idk why but i feel like brown likes a rope bunny. he likes to tie his girl up and i can see him enjoying her being hog-tied, him kneeling beside the bed so he can eat her pussy or facefuck her. but bondage aside he likes missionary, with his girl's legs in the air and her feet resting on his shoulders (i think you know why 🦶🦶😏)
mr. pink:
pink is sort of obsessed with eating his girl's pussy, so his favourite position is between her legs with his arms around her thighs. that way he can look up and see her face, see the ecstasy he's bringing to her with his tongue. he's also a fan of facesitting. it makes him sooo fuckin hard when his girl comes on his face and he's practically suffocated by her cunt. this guy has a magic tongue and i think we all know it
mr. blonde / vic vega:
woah okay this kinky motherfucker where do i even begin?? vic likes to slap during sex so doggy style is his go-to. it gives him the freedom to grab his girl's hips or waist so he can fuck her as hard as he likes (and trust me, he likes to POUND into that pussy) and slap her ass so hard she can't sit comfortably for a week. sometimes he'll bring his arm around her torso and clamp his hand around her throat, hold her upright and grunt dirty things into her ear. he's still proud of her being such a good girl, though, and sometimes he'll kiss the little patch of skin behind her ear
'nice guy' eddie cabot:
eddie is sort of a wild card when it comes to positions. he likes cowgirl because he's lazy and likes his girl's tits in his face, he likes fucking her from behind so he can slap her ass, he likes missionary so he can get as deep in her pussy as he wants. it all depends on the mood he's in. i also think eddie would like doggy style in front of a mirror so he can see his girl's face while he pounds her, it reeeeallly gets him off. another thing about eddie? he loves when his girl gets on her knees for him and begs for him to come all over her face and tits, it drives him feral 🥵
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rockhoundbeck · 11 months
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Solving this game:
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Mr. White: *Solves correctly, he held the urge to answer incorrectly tho XD*
Mr. Orange: Eh- *answers correctly, he feels weird after that ddksjdks*
Mr. Brown: *Don't give a fuck and answers correctly*
Mr. Pink: 👀 *answers correctly 1 and 2*
Mr. Blonde: *answers all incorrectly (fruity motherfucker)
Mr. Blue: *answers correctly all but (guess y'all, idk actually XD)
Nice Guy Eddie: *answers all incorrectly, fuck it*
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everymlmhybrid · 3 months
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this part genuinely makes me feel like eating dry wall like i can't explain how i feel about it without making some of you finally tire of me and block me about it i think
#.txt#reservoir dogs -#sorry for just randomly posting clips . i was actually working on my vid i swear but then i started Thinking. and here we are.#anyways going genuinely insane in the tags . i'm so sorry. ->#(im only sorry for the sheer amount of tags or if u disagree w/ my interpretations / headcanons. if ur just annoyed lmfao sucks to be you!)#anyways. you guys ever think abt the way orange HAS TO know white's lying to him abt his odds of survival.#bc i think abt that genuinely constantly. all the time thinking about it.#also the ''joe's gonna get you 100% again'' -> first of all . lol. second of all -> ''he was the only one i wasn't 100% on'' hello? HELLO!!#also freddy's voice here makes me feel like punching walls . like it makes me wail in anguish.#no but yeah i think abt the theme of lying & the fact some of the first lies we hear are in this scene in a way#also this part is leaning wayyy harder on headcanon but i always think. like if orange WASNT lying abt who he is. then it'd be reasonable#forhim to not know how likely he is to die and/or how blatantly larry's lying (''i'm talking days!'') but as a cop he SOOO knows he's fcked#but like . what's he gonna do. ''hey i know that's bullshit'' like obviously not and partly bc of How he knows but also bc like#you just don't argue with the only guy who's caring for you while you're seemingly on the brink of death!! LMAO#and certainly not when he's the only one telling you you'll be fine!! even if he's just bullshitting you so you don't freak out!!#I DON'T KNOW i go kinda insane about this scene . as . you can tell.#if you too are insane about this and the implications . don't worry. in several months. my fic will feed you. you will see.#idk . larry lying to and/or for him <33333333 kinda makes me go insane. kinda makes me go wild.#idk. i should be getting ready for bed rn. WHATEVER. bye. logging off. if you read all these i'm in love with you okay#i've just been turngin them around in my head like a microwave for hours so i needed to infodump or else i would explode i think
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kissproof · 2 years
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❦ . . . 𝘗𝘈𝘠𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘓𝘐𝘗 𝘚𝘌𝘙𝘝𝘐𝘊𝘌
𝘚𝘜𝘔𝘔𝘈𝘙𝘠: 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘨𝘴 (+ 𝘦𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘦) 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘴
𝘞𝘈𝘙𝘕𝘐𝘕𝘎𝘚: 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 & 𝘴𝘶𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘴 , 𝘢𝘧𝘢𝘣! / 𝘧𝘦𝘮! 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘶𝘢𝘨𝘦
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𝘽𝙍𝙊𝙒𝙉
the feeling of being suffocated between a woman’s thighs is something… unexplainable
it’s truly an ecstasy all its own which is why brown likes it so much
he loves arching his head back, jaw tight from his open mouth, tongue flicking and nudging at your most sensitive points
and he loves the way you grip his hands as he does it, using them as reigns to help you grind
because he’s alright on his own, fueled purely by the films he gets off to
but when you find the right rhythm for you, it’s heaven
by the time you’re about to come it all sounds so wet and you just feel so good and he’s grabbing all over you, gathering sweat in his palms from excitement
his nose is smushed against your pelvis when you practically bend over to hump into your orgasm, shaking and gasping hard as he brings you over the edge
𝙋𝙄𝙉𝙆
he’d usually be knuckle deep inside you, face so close he has no choice but to taste it
he’ll give you a few kitten licks, which you take with much gratification, moaning louder than you had before
and his scruff rubs so tenderly against your skin that you buck your hips into the roughness, a near growl escaping your mouth
he holds your hips down with one hand, his long fingers splayed out, knuckles red
that’s a lovely sight within itself….
your legs begin to quiver with his other hand is still playing you from the inside
he curls just right, pressing fiercely against your trigger and you have to cover your mouth because you nearly cry from how hard you come
he’s pleased with himself, but immediately brushes his teeth afterward :/
𝙒𝙃𝙄𝙏𝙀
spreads your legs apart like he just happened upon the most beautiful field of flowers
“such a pretty girl.”
you get wetter just from his words, and he knows it too
he’ll “sweetheart” his way into your panties any day of the week! cooing and kissing on you until you’re pleading for his tongue
loves to have your legs up over his shoulders or have your feet rest on them, your comfort is always important to him
he’ll take breaks to breathe, grinning at you as you pant and run your hands through his hair
but then he goes straight back to tongue fucking you, his mouth so wet and soft
encourages you to come in such a gentle voice, then he licks you absolutely clean
𝘽𝙇𝙊𝙉𝘿𝙀
loves to do it most when you’re already so spent
he’ll pull out of you and grab onto your calves so he can lasso you to the edge of the bed and devour you with every last fiber of his being
he moves slow, deathly slow & his kisses are deep, long, & wet
you curl your hand along the side of his head, palm to his ear as your legs flail and quiver from weakness
and all you can do is whine and whimper his name, jerking out of his mouth because you’re so sensitive
but he just grabs onto your thighs, keeping you open for him, forehead forming wrinkles as his eyes pan up to watch your shaking chest and stomach, your beady eyes
“that’s it, baby,” he hums, hardening his tongue when he knows you’re close. “look at me…”
and most of the time you can come from how pretty he looks down there. he’s just that powerful
𝙊𝙍𝘼𝙉𝙂𝙀
literally….. give this man a medal
freddy puts his whole face in it, nose, mouth, chin, he embraces it all
and he’s so eager, smiling and chuckling the whole time, his tongue flickering like a fucking garden sprinkler
he always has a hand on your breast, teasing your nipple between his fingers while his other fingers slip inside you, his lips sucking hard on your clit
love love loves when you suck his fingers while he goes down on you
he also loves to flip you on your stomach and get at you from behind, spreading your ass and thighs
you push back against his face and all he can do is moan, he’s just so enamored by how sexy you are
he goes so fast that you never have time to keep up with your own climb and before you know it you’re crying for him to make you come
he’s so muffled as he talks you through it through his open mouth, “comeformebaby… comeforme…”
𝙀𝘿𝘿𝙄𝙀
nearly always finds a way to get you to suck his dick at the same time, but nevertheless you don’t complain
he likes the way your moans feel when they vibrate along his cock
you’ll come more than once when eddie’s involved because you won’t stop until he comes and that can take a while
when you’re in 69, he’ll wrap his arms around your waist so you can’t move, absolutely demolishing your pussy with his mouth
other times he’ll make your spread your vulva for him and he’ll let a string of spit run down on you to get you wetter
he loves how wet you get
rotates between rubbing and licking your clit
always does a courtesy fuck afterward no matter how many times you came beforehand cuz he just can't resist
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borvooven · 9 months
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Helpp ive thought about Brown so much that I started thinking about his SISTER THAT I MADE UP INSTEAD
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reservoirreputation · 2 months
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I can't stop thinking that Freddie loves to eat at McDonald's. What does Larry think about "restaurant food"? (in your headcanons ofc)
Hello!!!
I think Larry relied on fast food in his youth, doing a lot of menial tasks for Joe, needing to grab whatever was available on the road. I think he's lost a taste for it, as he gets older, and the big franchises get even bigger, and recipes change, and if you get them talking, he and Blue will (rightfully) whine about the decline of McDonald's fries (which is an opinion I share so it *must* be correct)
Bonus HCs
Nicer, sit-down restaurants: This is where a lot of Joe's bigger meetings are held, where he'll rent out the whole damn steakhouse for as much privacy as possible, and Larry loves these the most. It's both a laid-back way to talk to his coworkers, and a chance to feel fancy, getting dressed up because that's what Joe expects of them.
Eating at home: Larry makes an effort to have breakfast at home. He takes the time to have hot meals, and doesn't like cereal, to the extent that Freddy does, because of this.
Thank you for sending in an ask! Feel free to build off of it!
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eddiecabotsmile · 2 years
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oops, all the dogs!
* indicates sexual content || minors dni
when the dogs are jealous*
the dogs + eddie w/ a shorter gf
rainy days w/ the dogs
playing w/ the dogs +eddie and vincent hair
the dogs + eddie’s reaction to your sex toy *
the dogs +eddie and over stimulation *
the dogs + eddie eating you out *
the dogs reacting to you singing
songs the dogs dance w/ you to
the dogs on social media
cuddling w/ the dogs
the dogs +vincent w/ a wild sleeper
the dogs + eddie being clingy
begging the dogs + eddie *
the dogs + eddie’s reaction to waking them up w/ head*
the dogs comforting you after a nightmare
the dogs helping you on your period
the dogs taking you on vacation *
the dogs turn ons + turn offs
taking the dogs to build a bear
getting a tattoo w/ the dogs
smoking w/ the dogs
the dogs + eddie reaction to when you’re mad at them
the dogs teaching you to drive
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ace-the-fox · 2 years
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Mr Brown Mpreg Headcanons
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A very special request was given to me by someone very cool. I have not seen this movie before, so I'm going in blind after very strenuous research (see also: reading headcanons and fanfic), please be mindful of that in case of any inaccuracies and shit. I probably should have just watched it quickly, but I am incredibly lazy lmao (also I'd have to either pay for it or watch it on a dodgy website like Soap2Day where you get ads with Susan who is two miles away-).
CW: Very brief reference to abortion.
He got knocked up by complete accident a while (like a year or so) before being hired by Joe Cabot. He was going to get rid of it, but he changed his mind on that last minute.
Naturally, he had to quit both cigarettes and coffee for the duration of the pregnancy. Neither were an easy task, even just for the nine months, but for some reason the latter bothered him more than the former.
Just getting this from vibes™, but he seems like the kind of dad to give the kid pet names before it's even born. "Buddy," "buster," etc.
Sure, he'd be happy with either gender and really just wants the kid to be healthy, but throughout the whole thing he's kinda hoping for a boy. To the point he's almost completely convinced it's a boy unless proven otherwise (either by a gender reveal scan or when the kid is born).
Read in a couple of headcanon lists that he's pretty clingy. If so, that's only amplified when he's pregnant. If he's involved with anyone romantically at the time, they will be subjected to near constant cuddles and there will be no escaping it.
Probably the kind of dad who needs to be taught how to put on a diaper properly before anything. Or almost thinks that "shake well before feeding" refers to the baby not the bottle and needs redirected before a disaster.
This kid will be introduced to Madonna from a young age and they will appreciate it. Will not be introduced to the "meanings" until they're old enough though, of course lol.
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innerchorus · 8 months
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Okay bonus Dark Temple details as promised.
it looks pretty dank but it might actually be quite warm down there? The passageway leading to it that is discovered in Book 12 has an 'unpleasant hot wind' blowing out of it, along with a rather foul smell (more on that later)
having entered the passageway later, Kishward and Zaravant are described as being 50 gaz (approximately 50 metres) below the surface, with the way continuing on and down
they start to see creatures like ghouls and four-eyed dogs
eventually they emerge into 'a space that could rival the great hall of the royal palace' and that's only part of it — the light of their torches is not even sufficient to illuminate it all
countless snakes and scorpions are carved on the walls
there is an altar made of black stone (very likely this is what we are seeing in Shinobu Tanno's illustration where the black steps lead up to the cauldron full of blood)
okay now we're getting to the bits that made me 👀👀👀
there are 'several fireplaces large and small' so that's why it's hot but what exactly are these and what are they used for? It feels like it's for more than just heating the place. The Japanese is 炉, which Jisho.org says is 1. hearth; fireplace​ or 2. furnace; kiln. Are they burning fires for magical rituals as they seem to in Arakawa's manga? (I always thought that was interesting that given Zoroastrianism's fire temples / holy fires etc, the only time we see anything remotely equivalent it's being used by Team Zahhak.) Are they... cooking something...? I don't want to think about what. Or are these kilns used for baking Zahhak's creatures into being? Honestly this made my mind reel, I know they make them out of mud/dirt (clay?) and there are evidently plenty of those creatures living down there. Alchemical furnaces came to mind, too.
...there are also candlesticks (not that interesting but I'll just note for now that an earlier reference to Team Zahhak candles mention they are 'made of hardened sulfur')
...and jars, earthenware pots and bowls (read that sentence and don't think of the head jars challenge: failed)
The stone platform / altar is stained with blood and there's a blade with what seems to be flesh and/or bone fragments stuck to it. The presence of chains and numerous human bones makes it clear there's been a lot of human sacrifice going on (personal headcanon on this, supported by Tanno's illustration, is that they need the blood for their rituals etc, and the flesh is eaten by the ghouls, four-eyed dogs and winged apes, leaving the skeletons picked clean)
It looks like the place is very old - Kishward and Zaravant speculate that in the 300 years since the defeat of Zahhak, his supporters may have been hiding here
Above the ceiling is a pool/lake (a reservoir, I think?) which floods the temple when the roof collapses, and as the water level rises it flows into the liquids in the jars and pots and mixes with it, giving off steam and a foul stench, which fades as it's diluted and mixed with the large volume of rising water
To give you an idea of just how many of Zahhak's creatures were down there, the Parsian forces killed around 300, but there are plenty more still there when some of Arslan's forces return there in Book 13 to try and clear it out
...between rotting blood and remnants of dead bodies, sulfur candles, whatever's in those pots and jars, and the general dankness of life underground, I really doubt Team Zahhak smell very good, lol. I feel like it might be mentioned somewhere that the winged apes smell bad but I'm not digging around for that reference. (It reminds me that I did read something on Encyclopedia Iranica that mentioned those who practice magic 'grow hideous of appearance, and foul of scent' due to its nature. I'm not here for that sort of 'mages are gross' headcanon but I can't lie to myself and pretend they smell good)
Anyway I hope Team Arslan discovers this place beneath Ecbatana in the manga too because I'm super curious to see it and I would be delighted if it still floods because it seems Team Zahhak really need to be rinsed off lmao
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OMG!!!! I am so excited in regards to your update! My first smiths request from you, if you’re willing….could I get an HC of what sex would be like with Mr. Orange? If not, I totally understand! 🌸
I’m glad you had a good birthday! ♥️
Hi again, anon!! Thank you so much for your kindness! How are you doing today? And I am absolutely willing to do this request, its perfect! I might be a little less detailed than other writers at first because I'm so new, which I hope isn't an inconvenience in any way. But yes, I would love to do this! Oh god, I'm blushing right now for some weird reason, probs because I'm going to show my inner simp on the Internet, lmfao. Y'all have been warned, oh my god. Anyways, let's get right into the smut!!
Quick note, for people who are triggered by smut, please don't read this, I don't want to offend or hurt you in any way. And minors DO NOT INTERACT, if I catch you, I will block you! You have been warned!
FANDOM: Reservoir Dogs
GENRE: Requested headcanons, smut!
SYNOPSIS: You are Mr. Orange's gender neutral s/o in a romantic relationship with him, and you see his sexual side come out.
TRIGGER WARNINGS: Smut, swearing, implied sex, romantic relationship, and me being stupid and awkward!
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Orange is actually one of the sweeter fucks in regards to the Dogs, certainly the most selfless lover of the gang. He doesn't push you around, tease you too badly, or subject you to anything you deem to be out of your comfort zone. Honestly, he's a real cinnamon bun about it. He just loves you, and is so grateful that you two even have a sex life together. So of course he won't force you into anything you don't like.
Let me say though that his kindness does not translate into him being less horny than the others. Nope, his libido is just as through the roof as theirs is, if not more so because he's the youngest of the group. His stamina is formidable, he's like a bucking and kicking colt, bred to race.
However, I reiterate that he won't push you into sex just because of his horniness. A relationship is built on respect, which he understands applies to everything you two do. Freddy isn't about to violate your trust or love for a moment, not even a millisecond.
I hope that it's okay for me to insert a quick little smutty headcanon here that is kind of off topic, but I wanted to add it so badly. Plus, it actually fits Orange very well. I'm not sure if any of you are on TikTok or not ( I'm not, I just watch clips online from it ), or if you guys keep up with trends, but there was a hilarious series of videos where girlfriends/boyfriends would walk out naked on their lovers to pull them away from their video games. You do the same thing to Freddy, which obviously benefits the two of you in more ways than one, ha ha.
Moving on though, typically sex comes after a long period of foreplay through making out and teasing each other. He's so tender, kissing you with all his gusto and hands roaming free across your body. He loves the feeling of you under him, pinned below at his mercy. And you love it too, touching him without restraint too.
Laying on the sofa in your apartment, you two are right in the middle of kissing. Both your shirts lay discarded on the floor, his sweats hanging low around his waist, and your jeans unbuttoned. He groans when you clamp your hands on his ass, his bulge pressing against your crotch taut and rock-hard. Grunts and groans spill from his lips, curses pouring out.
After you two get off the remainder of your clothes off, you don't hesitate to get right into the actual dirty deed.
He's a great lover, rowdy, playful, like an excited puppy. His thrusts are deep, a little stabby, but calculated and controlled for both of your pleasure.
Freddy always tries to make sure that you're in as much bliss as he is, putting your pleasure above his first. You always cum first, he makes sure of it, and then he follows suit.
I swear to you the noises that come out of his mouth are unholy and filthy. He's animalistic, almost a completely different person.
" Ohh fuck, Y/N... God baby, just like that..."
" Goddamn it, you're sooo tight..."
" Ah, Jesus Christ, Y/N! Look at what you're doing to me, shit..."
" Yeah, you like that? Tell me, tell me how much you like it when I'm fucking you like this..."
He's a king of aftercare and I won't hear otherwise! After you two are finished, he will run you a bath if you need it, grab you a soda or some chips, and then pull you close in a warm cuddle. The blankets create a sort of cocoon for you two, soft and toasty for your naked bodies. He kisses your head, praising you and complimenting you the whole while. As you two fall into sleep, you take each other's hands and let yourselves be together.
I'm sorry these were so short and I hope that these were okay for my first smut post on this blog. Thank you so much for your request anon, I super appreciate your continued support! Have a great Easter weekend all of you, if you celebrate it, and stay tuned for more posts!
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mickeyluggage · 19 days
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hiii!! I hope you are doing good :) but I was wondering if I could request hcs for white/Larry dating someone who likes to dress vintage(clothes, hair, makeup, etc... the whole package) specifically the 50’s?? Thank you so much lovely and have a great day!!!
hey lovely! yes, i'm okay thanks although a little sick but that's just christmas for you haha. oh i adore this so much though being a vintage gal myself 🥰🥰 so this is really self indulgent for me too 😹
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mr. white/larry dimmick with a vintage!reader
the day larry met you he was starstruck simply by your looks. he thought you were a model, somebody famous or some kind of entertainer. he approached you to tell you he loved your style, how beautiful you looked, it really suited you
"it's not something you see every day, but you sure pull it off. do you think i could buy you a drink?"
this man is knowledgable so he knows how you do your hair. he's aware of what pin curling is and admires how you're able to do it and perfectly brush it out
when you're dating, he likes to surprise you with clothes he thinks will fit the vintage vibes
one of the nicest things he's bought for you is a faux fur shawl. it keeps you warm on date nights and looks so elegant. he likes to touch it, neaten it up for you, adjust it depending on what else you're wearing
when he tells the other dogs about you he'll show them a picture he keeps in the inside pocket of his jacket and compare you to an actress from the 50s. it varies depending on your hair colour/style etc, but they're all beautiful!
he has an appreciation for classic movies so stick one on, he'll enjoy it and will probably have already seen it before
you know this man loves when people look twice at you. it happens a lot and makes him feel so lucky that, out of any guy in the world, you fell for him
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rockhoundbeck · 11 months
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*show a piece of art you just made* "What do you think?"
Mr. White: "it's cool :D👍🏻" *always compliments even when he's not convinced at all so he doesn't hurt ur feelings :'3*
Mr. Orange: "I think it's great but.... " *gives u some tips even when he doesn't know a fuck about art XD*
Mr. Brown: *watches carefully every single detail and criticizes every wrong detail as small as it can actually be 🧐🤌🏻*
Mr. Pink: "uh... Not that bad... But how about...?" *spills a whole lot of facts he actually doesn't know a fuck about either but he wanna seem smart kkkkkkk*
Mr. Blonde: "is that supposed to be art? 🤨" *he's so rude outside but inside he loved it but he won't show XD*
Mr. Blue: "I will never understand modern art" *keeps thinking and analyzing*
Nice Guy Eddie: "Who cares about art nowadays????" *that's not so nice of him tho XD*
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buttercupagere · 5 months
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regressor freddy newandyke agere board <3
indigo back at it again with the self indulgent moodboards!!! this one is for freddy newandyke aka mr. orange, from reservoir dogs (1992) which is. not really a source you'd expect agere content from. however i simply think freddy deserves to be tiny and cared for ! headcanons under cut :3 tw for trauma mention!
he doesn't have tooooo too many orange things bc he wants to distance himself from the heist -- he has a lot of bad memories and trauma obv
his tiny age ranges from 4-9 usually, but sometimes he can go as small as 1
he loooooves comic books and watching superhero movies !!
he has a potty mouth and loves to say bad words
larry / mr. white is his cg :))
larry got him a lion plush -- "for being the bravest kid" -- nd freddy loooves it, he carries it everywhere around the apartment
very clumsy kiddo and he's always getting bumps and scrapes and bruises
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