#reproduces

[randombatcharts]

I changed it from the original yet again, hope you like my crappy cat drawing added on to it! I hope y’all like it, I meant to post one a few days ago but forgot, so we’re skipping the Christmas one. (Unless I already did and just forgot about it)

#dc #batfamily #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #batfam #dick grayson #damian wayne #nightwing #duke thomas #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #batman #steph brown #cass cain #kate kane #selina kyle #babs gordon #I can’t reproduce the name on the chart but it was found @youniteholic on Pinterest

[buggachat]

tbh I really like the idea of married Adrien and Marinette adopting their kids. Both because it's kind of a flex on Gabriel and Emilie (who thought that the appropriate response to difficulty conceiving was to hunt down ancient magical artifacts and then create a magical son that they could puppeteer and control...... because adoption/surrogates were apparently.... beneath them. or something.) but also because I just think it'd be really cute.

Like, imagine Ladybug and Chat Noir, heroes of Paris, adopting Parisian orphans. imagine Marinette and Adrien struggling to get on the good side of a "difficult" traumatized child who used to spend their days in the foster system fantasizing about Ladybug and Chat Noir saving them without realizing the new parents trying to connect with them rn ARE Ladybug and Chat Noir. Imagine them fostering kids themselves and just being A+ stellar parents between Adrien's patience and Marinette's attentiveness and both of their affection. idk I just think there's a lot there and it could be sosososo sweet

#also ok. TO BE CLEAR: astruc has implied on twitter that sentimonsters are capable of reproducing. so this isnt like CANON or anything. BUT #........ what if they couldn't teeeheee!!!!! just for meeeee!!! for my little adoption aus!!!!!!!!!!! xoxoxo #(not that you can't adopt while also being able to conceive but yknow makes it more likely or whatever) #but yeah ive always been a big huge sucker for adoption and adoption stories and i want to gobble them up. thanks for coming to my tedtalk

[swordy-da-goat]

foal

#chorses #creature #creatures #myart #mimics #don’t ask me about how they reproduce #i don’t know #probably asexually because chairs don’t have genders

[ghostbsuter]

Water drips down in the corner, the steady dop drop drop— does wonders for the bat.

Batman has been taken, tied up, and undressed of his utility belt. It takes him a second to figure out who took him, by the large but empty and run down warehouse, the sound of the shore not far away.

The docks. He shuffles, bound and comm off.

Then, the steel enforced door slams open and Joker enters.

"Batsy!" He calls, overjoyed. The man walks to the bound vigilante and crouches to his height.

"It's been so long, hasn't it been?"

The vigilante grunts. "Joker."

"Today will be different." He goes on, "today, we have," the crime Prince drums his fingers on Batman's thigh. "A guest!"

He freezes at that, Joker has a civilian.

(Oracle sends out the message, her voice firm, and the coords are shared to the rest of the clan in seconds as she looks at her monitor. Batman's red dot at the harbour bright.)

"I'm a guest now?" The voice of a child asks, it brings slight confusion that the boy wasn't tied nor harmed in any way.

It's relief that he seems okay, but the danger of standing next to the Joker has Batman wiggling in his restrains.

"Is that a promotion or demotion for son?"

A brief look of annoyance enters Joker before being smoothed out, the boy is dealing with a delicate time bomb. Uncomfortably close to the madman.

(He hurries in the process of breaking free.)

"My son! My blood!" Sings the clown, throwing his hands around the boy's shoulders and prancing around.

Which brings another question.

Son?

Cool lighting hits the boy's head and the tuffs of pink, blue and green become more obvious, hidden beneath black hair previously.

Joker and Harley have a child. A son.

He will visit harley later. The boy comes first.

"Dante! Danyal! Daniel?" Joker croons, shaking the boy. "What was it again?" He stops, turning his son toward him with a grin.

(Robin drops down behind him, hiding, katana ready to be swung.)

"Danny, actually," the child— Danny– shrugs off the hands and steps back. Unflinching from the judging stare, simply waving off the hands creeping to his throat.

"Danny," the name is tested, and the Prince of Crime hums to himself. "We can always replace it as Joker Jr! It fits you better than Danny."

(Red Robin and Spoiler get on position above them, ready to pounce from the construction pillars.)

"Yeah, I don't know about that." He chuckles nervous, catching Batman's eyes and—

His eyes alone scream of fear, scared– scared—!!

"We will get you an acid flower, a new suit as well, the hoodie looks horrible on you." The man notes, humming.

"I prefer hammers." Danny replies with tense shoulders.

Joker clicks his tongue, "You always went after your mother." he hisses, outright glaring at his son now. His hand tightened around the crowbar he'd gathered not long ago.

"I mean," he hesitates, eye trailing off the Joker and over his shoulder. "I did come out of her."

The sound of a loaded gun shatters the silence, and Joker is pulling Danny, switching their positions and pushing him right in front of the gun in Red Hood's hand.

"Always a coward, hiding behind others, aren't you." Danny stops himself from squealing. That's the Red Hood!

(Escrima sticks light up with electricity as Red Hood speaks.)

Joker is ticked off, party ruined and surrounded now that he looks around.

Oh well, he can get his son on his villain path another day.

Cackling, he evades the escrimas, dodging the wonder boy and evading the twin attacks from above.

He pulls out a trigger and presses the bright red Button.

"Have fun bats and birds!"

The warehouse is completely flooded with fear gas, scarecrow wouldn't be mad he sacrificed one of his warehouses, will he?

It's all blurry. In one moment, his view is shrouded, and he's coughing. In another, he gets picked up and brought outside, the Joker gone.

An oxygen mask is placed on him by a paramedic, being handed off to an ambulance that had been called.

Peeking around, he sees Red Hood (!) still lingering around. Danny catches his eye and with a wave, the man is walking towards him.

He simply crosses his arms and tilts his head, waiting.

"Could I get a picture?" Danny blurts out, flushing after and coughing, holding the oxygen mask in his lap.

Red Hood makes a show of his shoulder sagging before crouching down and leaning toward him.

Later, Danny will look at the picture with a boyish grin, crooked and charming.

.・゜-: ✧ :-

A continuation

#dcxdp #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #fic prompt #writing prompt #dc x dp prompt #idk how the chemicals in joker and harley would affect a child tbf #so danny gets nice tuffs of blue pink and green #danny is the kid of Joker and Harley Quinn #look man #if harley was aware he was back in gotham she would have killed the joker before he knew of his son #batman is so confused #who allowsd the joekr to reproduce #edited: im actually been thinking ahrd decided the original was better #child danny would be greay to traumatize #also #dannys fav robin was the sec one #he has a complicated relationship with his dad #or rayher no relationship at all #hes gonna bash this mans head in with a hammer #harley will be so proud #sorry rebloggers for changing it!!!

[blackpilljesus]

I saw this from the female separatism subreddit & the responses are some of the biggest reasons for separatism et al (or extinction if I'm being candid here). Moids cant be reformed they are fully aware of the hell they force women to live in. MaIe achievement & happiness is rooted in female exploitation & life. Their glory days are based on our horrific days. No amount of love, kindness or facts will change maIes and we cannot happily or even neutrally coexist with them.

Main points across answers:

Many want to experiment but not permanently be women

They dont want to be in constant danger or lose their autonomy at the hands of maIes for merely existing

They dont want to deal with childbirth (& periods)

They dont want to have to share spaces with species much stronger than them with ulterior motives

It makes me go crazy seeing people give moids benefit of doubt for their evil like "maIes just dont understand", "we need to teach maIes", or claiming that maIe violence is a result of maIes struggling with (expressing) their feelings. I get that women love maIes and it can be hard to imagine that people can intentionally be so evil but it is what it is. MaIes have no problems expressing themselves, abusing women is what maIes choose to do because they enjoy & benefit from it - that is their expression.

MaIes see the same news of women being abused, raped, and killed like we do except rather than be disheartened or alarmed they're either apathetic or satisfied. It isn't aliens that's committing GBV it's maIes & maIes have no problem reminding women of this when women anger them (such as rape threats & threatening women they'll end up on the news/true crime). The victim blaming, denial, and derailment of misogyny is part of the game to keep the system alive, they know the events occured & are a systemic occurence they just dont care. Hell not only do they not care, they rejoice in it or get off on it.

MaIes set up environments that work in their favour which simultaneously ensures that women will lose. They know women are set up to live in damn near impossible conditions for us. It's normalised for women to defenselessly share personal & private spaces with beings much more stronger than them with ulterior motives for us, it's trap. It's interesting how these moids aren't saying that they'll just cover up and *poof* harrassment gone, or they'll just pick a nice guy & they'll be okay. MaIes know the net negative they are towards women.

MaIes know that childbirth is a painful process & what do they do? Demand it happens and make it even MORE painful for women. MaIes that impregnate women do not love or care for them. Pregnancy itself is dangerous & sometimes lethal, often comes with a range of health issues, to cause someone to be in that condition especially in a environment where abortions are illegal is reckless & unloving. Now imagine how sinister & full of hatred one has to be to impregnate someone and abuse them on top of that. Many women risk their health & lives to reproduce with a Y and they get abused by said Y instead of being taken care of. Deranged.

Realising that maIes are aware of the evil they inflict is one of the things that radicalised me. It isn't a miscommunication or ignorance issue, their violence is intended. They want control. The cruelty is the point. Instead of wasting time & energy trying to change maIes or hope that they "understand" one day, focus on yourself & other women (who prioritise women). Moids aren't oblivious to female pain they enjoy it. A lot of women treat maIe evil like it's a mistake on maIes part but it's calculated terrorism. I know that this will go over many womens heads as they refuse to hold strong negative sentiments about moids as a collective so if you're not a woman like that, take this post as a sanity check. You aren't crazy, it isn't all in your head.

#Will women listen to any of this? Nope. But I will still speak anyways. #I say all of this as an osawoman so attraction is not an excuse. The time for reconciliation & reform has long gone. #And stop fucking creating more maIes ffs #While many women are under the impression that moids are clueless about our oppression; some want to believe so bc they dont want to come #to terms with evil moids actually are. Because if you want to reproduce or have a positive relationship w/ moids theres no way you can #consciously do that bearing in mind what moids are so many women push it away. Anyways #blackpill feminism #blackpill feminist #female separatism #female separatist #males know what they're doing they just dont care #radical feminism #radical feminist #feminism #moids are terrorists #feminist

[realpokemon]

in 2010 a trainer named Nick Nuzlocke entered the championship bracket. soon after his victory he was disqualified and arrested on roughly a dozen counts of pokémon abuse and criminal negligence

#thankfully since then no one has ever reproduced the infamous ''Nuzlocke'' #so thats why trainer screenings have gotten a lot more thorough since then. little piece out of the pokemon battling championship iceberg #history fact #pokemon #unreality #pkmn irl

[originalartblog]

they're experiencing issues over at the Armed Detective Agency

#goose (+cat) gang unite #thank you ❤ #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd fanart #dazai goosamu #bsd dazai #bsd oda #bsd atsushi #bsd chuuya #bsd fyodor #bsd kenji #bsd kunikida #bsd ango #ask answered #nawy's doodles #oda doesn't have an accessory i can easily reproduce to make him recognizable... so he gets stubble and kids kjhfkjghkfg #sorry i made the others generic geese/ducks i didn't have it in me to pick specific ones #you're all more than welcome to debate it

[badasserywomen]

Lae'zel spittin facts

#i love this kind of shit #bae'zel just getting even more wife material #baldurs gate 3 #lae'zel #screw normal reproducing ways its stupid

[s-lycopersicum]

#got inspired by the character sheets in the official guidebook #sadly i had to leave some pieces out #a lot ended up too dark #alas our woeful technology can only manage to reproduce a mere fraction of nijika's cute fits #bocchi the rock! #ijichi nijika #nijika's activities

[cardboard-queen]

telepathically asking girls at the grocery store if they’re queer and also if they think I’m queer and if they’d like to get coffee sometime

#sapphic #lesbian #wlw #gay #soph rambles #the reason lesbians can’t reproduce isn’t because it’s biologically tricky #it’s because they’re too shy to ever approach each other in public #this post goes out to the girl with the fun skirt I saw in the checkout line today #I chose the wrong line #star crossed lovers

[homunculus-argument]

Had a call from a doctor 3 minutes after waking up this morning. They're going to try some new antidepressant combinations on me, and if shit won't start working they should probably do a genetic screening on me to see if there's any hereditary DNA things going about, influencing how I metabolise medications. When I asked him to confirm that this actually is something that they can do, he misunderstood where I was coming from with this and tried to reassure me that it's not a bad thing or anything to be afraid of.

No, I was just astonished to learn that not only is this a thing that doctors know of and practice, but that there's actually a legit way to be medically tested for something that I've suspected all along: With the combined powers of natural selection and unhinged, untethered alcoholism, my bloodline has developed an inherent genetic resistance to poison damage.

#it's the circle of life #evolutionary pressure to survive massive amounts of alcohol for long enough to reproduce #combined with a brain that's wired in a way that's so fucked that being sober is unbearable #have all led to me: having a fucking natural immunity to antidepressants #nature is amazing

[palossssssand]

A watercolor commission series, featuring flies from Lauxaniidae and Tephritidae!

#my art #commissions #character design #anthro #bugs #insects #diptera #entomology #watercolor #painting #lauxaniidae #tephritidae #this was fucking insane to do #this was a personal commission from an irl client as a gift to someone else but he gave me permission to post + reproduce #hope to have these as prints up soon!! #I'm really proud of this. they were a blast #flies #motorcycle #illustration

[choccy-milky]

OK SO I DON’T KNOW HOW MANY OTHER READERS REALIZED THIS BUT I HAVE TO SHARE IT…

LEIGHTON LAWLEY IS CANONICALLY INFERTILE

so y’all remember how sebastian stepped on and twisted that rat’s dick? and do y’all also remember how lasagna’s from a pure blood family? well, by the year 1930, there were only 28 pure blood wizarding families left (the sacred 28), and the lawley name ain’t one of them! lunchbox never had children. if he had ANY children at all, regardless of gender (at least i think so? but anyways purebloods were basically guaranteed to have at least one male child bc of the family pressure so my theory still stands), the lawley name would have made it onto the sacred 28 list. this also confirms that locomotive died before the year 1930! maybe ratticate did some more whack shit and seb murdered him?🥰🥰🥰

LAWLEY IS INFERTILE ALL THANKS TO SEBASTIAN! what a fucking king 👑 seb did the world a service, forever ridding lamppost’s blood from the gene pool. everyone say thank you sebastian 😊😊😊

thank you all for coming to my ted talk

THANK YOU THIS IS CANON NOW RIP TO THE LAWLEY BLOODLINE 🪦🪦🪦🥰🙏

#seb making sure creepy weirdos can never reproduce by stomping on their dicks😍😍hes such a feminist #i didnt do any research at all on the 28 pure bloodline but this works out LMAO we can just pretend i plotted this all along #hogwartslegacypics doing more research for my fic than myself as usual #ask #leighton lawley slander #choccyart

[zu-is-here]

Happy Valentine's Day ♡

#zu art #comic #post dark cream #cross!sans #dream!sans #undertale #undertale au #utmv #valentines day #I planned this comic for last (!) Valentine's day #(my Patrons remember the wip ;3) #but I never finished this... till this day! :'D #fully redrew sketched (style changed xp) except for Cross hugging Dream #cause I just couldn't reproduce this tenderness the way it was intended <3 #take care of your inner tenderness and share it with love╰(*´︶`*)╯♡ #*shakes the bots' dust off the hands* happy 13 000+ ig! :'D

[sollucets]

love for love's sake || episode four

#love for love's sake #love supremacy zone #rowan gifs #lfls episode sets #userbon #tuseralexa #tostrangers #uservid #lextag #samblr #lfls taglist from last set hi again. im back #sometimes this series is just. how hard can i push my color manipulation #before i inevitably talk myself into and then again out of hating every color i use like three times somehow #and i think that's neat. anyway dont ask me to reproduce gif one i am genuinely not sure how we got there

[theactualsunshinechild]

That last minute or so of Furina's demo where everyone is having a full blown brawl in the background as she twirls and runs around happily has SO much going on, and I can't tell you how much I love it. We've got everything:

We have some guy coming at Wriothesley with a hammer and Wriothesley immediately clocking him in the jaw so hard the guy and the hammer go flying opposite directions

We have Navia and Clorinde having a calm married couple argument in the midst of chairs and tables flying

We have Lyney and Lynette ganging up and positively whaling on someone curled up in the fetal position on the ground

We have Childe doing a flying drop kick into a man's face and then leaping onto him, fists flying

And, of course, how can I forget:

Neuvillette gracefully kneeing some guy straight in the fucking balls

#easily one of my favorite demos #so artistic and dramatic and silly #can't wait for the archon quest to hurt me! #genshin impact #furina #furina demo #wriothesley #neuvillette #childe #tartaglia #navia #clorinde #lyney #lynette #Childe is just being Childe as usual #Navia and Clorinde having a good old lesbian time #Wriothesley said “what kind of fool brings a hammer to a fist fight?” #Lyney and Lynette are the best tag team #Neuvillette very politely told this man in as little words as possible to never reproduce