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streetlight-halo · 14 days
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nobody told me there wouldn’t actually be wolves in this podcast
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crew of the hephaestus..
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glolyst · 15 days
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Space woman I love youuuu
I like to imagine her hair style changed a lot over the seasons, starting with a well put together bun and chopping it as shit goes south
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Sexiest Podcast Character — Scripted Bracket — Round 3
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Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives):
sex man hehe
Is almost exclusively described as "the hot one"
alright reblogging again because im invested in tim winning. he deserves this win. he’s a bitchy truamatized bitchboy and i love him dearly. he deserved nothing but the best after experiencing The Horrors and getting little to no explanation for it, only more questions, and then dying for a cause he had no idea was good or not in the end. he was so fucking hollow and that’s so substantial to me. and yet he still slutted it up in hotel california with cops to get info for people he borderline hated and yet loved so dearly. he’s flawed, angry, mean, a little nasty. i love him and he deserves this win. sexy is a term ranging both mental illness and hotness, because this is tumblr. vote for joe spooky
Renée Minkowski (Wolf 359):
killed a man with a harpoon while bleeding from a gut shot. you can't argue with that kind of sex appeal
There is a scene where the main character Doug Eiffel expresses his surprise at the fact that Minkowski, his commanding officer, has a husband. It's probably intended to be read as "Oh wow, she's such an uptight and boring stickler for rules, how could she have found someone to marry", but in my heart it is because she's so butch that Eiffel's brain is short-circuiting trying to figure out how it's not a wife back home. That is sexy!
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hephaestuscrew · 4 months
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Renée Minkowski loves Organised Fun, whereas Doug Eiffel thinks Organisation and Fun are inherently incompatible. Eiffel can get hours of enjoyment out of discussing 'What are your Top Five ____?' questions with Hera, but if you asked him the same questions and told him it was a team icebreaker activity, he'd jump out of a window. In contrast, the best way to get Minkowski to engage with pointless questions like those would be to include the discussion on a precisely timetabled schedule of activities. I don't think Eiffel would have voluntarily got involved with Funzo because he would have taken one look at the size of the instruction booklet and decided that maybe he did think they should follow Pryce and Carter Tip 792 after all. I think Minkowski sees a robust instruction booklet on a game as a sign that she's in for a good time. Minkowski believes any day of leisure is improved by an itinerary. Eiffel can't even contemplate following a schedule in his work hours, let alone his downtime.
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kittengutss · 29 days
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Cat Eiffel doodles from tonight after I had an epiphany
Such an asshole
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hellishfig · 8 months
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just got to “variations on a theme” in my wolf 359 relisten
and i am once again having Emotions about isabel lovelace
she’s been putting on a brave face up to this point and letting the anger of the others slide off her back, but this is when we first learn how sad and scared and lost she is, how confused and alone she feels
she is the last one left of the first hephaestus mission. the only other person who was there was hilbert/selberg, and he’s the one who killed the rest of them, and she’s just so mad
it makes her seem unfeeling and uncaring to minkowski, eiffel, and hera, but she cares so much. she just failed her first crew, or thinks she did. and she can’t let it happen again
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swamp-hag-uwu · 7 months
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Minkowski is the world’s wokest tradcath
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sentient-carcrash · 4 months
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ANOTHER MINKOWSKI YIPPEEE
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wolf359comic · 5 months
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Start of Episode | Previous Page | Next Page
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based on this hotfuzz meme bc it always reminds me of them u_u (also imagine this is early season 2)
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waitzia · 5 days
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*disappointed Minkowski stare*
Slowing going through and drawing the gang
#waitziart for my digital art
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kadharononart · 3 months
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Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5
You can download both web- and print-quality PDFs for free on Gumroad or Ko-Fi.
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whats-a-terrarium · 1 year
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i told eiffel and all he said was:
“TeRrarIuM?
We’ve never had a
TERRARIUM.
also.
whats’a a terrarium?”
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Sexiest Podcast Character — Scripted Bracket — Round 4
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Hera (Wolf 359):
I don't care if she's an AI with no physical form, she is HOT
my digital wife <3
oh it's always "i want a hot computergirl with poor cable management to glitch on my shit" and "i want to fuck her until she bluescreens" on this website until it's time to put your money where your mouth is. i have a post about usb penetration with tens of thousands of notes. i see the things you all say. you have a hot computergirl in front of you and this is how you all repay her? you would abandon her? prove yourselves as the computer sex website; vote for hera NOW!!!
Renée Minkowski (Wolf 359):
killed a man with a harpoon while bleeding from a gut shot. you can't argue with that kind of sex appeal
There is a scene where the main character Doug Eiffel expresses his surprise at the fact that Minkowski, his commanding officer, has a husband. It's probably intended to be read as "Oh wow, she's such an uptight and boring stickler for rules, how could she have found someone to marry", but in my heart it is because she's so butch that Eiffel's brain is short-circuiting trying to figure out how it's not a wife back home. That is sexy!
Commander Renee Minkowski didn't survive for five years on a collapsing space station where the LEAST of her problems were a mad scientist using her coms officer as a petri dish and a plant monster living in the walls, memorize all 1001 rules of Price and Carter's Deep Space Survival Procedure's and Protocols AND manage to gain Communication Officer Douglas "Dougie Fresh" Eiffel's respect to lose to some "sexy" British man. Go my followers! A vote for Minkowski is a vote for all women stuck in sci-fi horror space stations!
Vote Minkowski! What's sexier than a woman of authority? They call her "Sir" and they MEAN IT. She is in charge of this disaster. She IS the very model of a modern major general. She is everything to me <3
How dare you not add Renae’s monster hunting a plant monster for a month canonically in the sex appeal. For shame. Jk jk.
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hephaestuscrew · 4 months
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Renée Minkowski is extremely into the abstract concept of Crew Bonding in such a way that it impairs her ability to actually bond with the particular crew that she has.
She wants them to have Christmas dinner together and give each other Christmas gifts, but she's not made an effort to learn Eiffel's feelings about December 25th and to think about what he might like to do that day.
She wants them to each say what they are thankful for at Thanksgiving, but when she says she's "thankful to have such a great crew on this mission", it sounds extremely unconvincing, as if she's just saying what she thinks a Commander ought to say at a Thanksgiving dinner on a space station, rather than expressing any genuine sentiments or revealing anything personal about herself.
She wants them all to participate in the talent show "to boost morale... bond as a crew, and... have a great time doing it", but Hilbert and Eiffel's reactions make it clear that talent shows do the opposite of improving crew morale for them.
Christmas celebrations and thanksgiving dinners and talent shows are all things that could potentially have a positive impact on morale and bonding for some hypothetical space crews, but in the way Minkowski approaches them, none of these things are particularly helpful for the morale and bonding of the people who are actually in her crew. Minkowski puts real effort into group bonding activities for her crew, but they are always based on general ideas about crew bonding, rather than on thinking about the individuals around her and what she can do to connect with those people in particular.
#Wolf 359#w359#renee minkowski#renée minkowski#I think she was probably even more intense about crew bonding stuff earlier in the mission#By the beginning of S1 she's just going through the motions to some extent#Also telling Eiffel 'that's actually less horrific than what I was expecting' to his thanksgiving contribution#isn't exactly a good way to encourage him to contribute#She tells him not to do smoke rings for the talent show as well#which under Wolf 359 science is sensible#but it's also reflective of a determination to get people to participate in the way that feels right to her#rather than the way that's natural for them#Tbf Eiffel at least seemed to enjoy that thanksgiving dinner#but it doesn't really seem like it brought them closer together#Especially with culturally loaded things like Christmas and Thanksgiving#there should have been a discussion there#but that's the thing#communication#and understanding her crew as individuals#those are things she has to learn#I'm also not saying that successfully bonding with Hilbert would have made any difference to anything#but pre-Christmas-mutiny it was an aim of hers at least on paper#Another thing to note is that Hera is partially excluded from some of these things#She's the only willing participant in the talent show#but Minkowski gives her a part with two lines#Minkowski encourages Hera's contribution of what she's thankful for#but only after Hera's asked if she could say something#Oh also I think that Minkowski's thanksgiving speech sounds like she'd planned those lines out before she even got up to the Hephaestus#She isn't thankful for her crew. Not at that stage. She's saying it through gritted teeth#But she'd planned on having a crew she was thankful for
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