sirius: bad news - reggie locked himself outside of his and james’ house.
sirius: good news - we didn't have to wait around for a locksmith.
sirius: bad news - james finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my tragic backstory. i was too embarrassed to admit that the reason i learned it was because, at thirteen, i figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys.
sirius: good news- a cute guy saw me do it.
sirius: bad news - it was remus, and since he’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because i saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows i can ride a unicycle, he’ll never think i’m cool no matter what i do. it's too late. he knows.
marlene: you’re a fool.
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airport au - @wolfstarmicrofic - word count: 319
Remus Lupin had a problem.
His problem, of course, had beautiful, long, black hair, multiple facial piercings, and stunning gray eyes.
Stunning gray eyes that were currently closed. Because the problem was asleep.
Asleep on his shoulder, that is.
It had started when Remus had been sat next to possibly the most attractive man in the world during his seven-hour flight back from the US. And the man had thrown him a casual, heartbreakingly beautiful grin, and immediately popped his Airpods in his ears.
And Remus had thought that would be that. He wouldn't get the nerve up to talk to the man. Until, of course, the man fell asleep. On Remus's shoulder.
And now? Remus had to pee.
He tried not to squirm. Really, he did. But he had to go, and he'd had a lot of water and maybe a shot or two to calm himself before the flight, and after another shifting of his body, the man startled, his head jerking up and his eyes flickering towards Remus.
"Erm...bathroom?" Remus murmured, trying to answer the questioning in the man's eyes.
But he must've said it in a way that sounded like he was inviting him or something, because the man smirked a bit and said, "Er...as much as I'd like to join the mile-high club, I don't think-"
"No!" Remus interrupted, louder, now. God, he was probably bright red. "I have to go to the bathroom. So...could you move?" Mortified. He was mortified.
But the man continued to smile, his eyes roving over Remus's face a bit. "Right. Sorry."
And Remus was quite happy to leave it at that. But when he returned from the bathroom, he man said lightly, "I'm Sirius. And you?"
"Remus."
"Remus. I'm not against bathroom trysts on the ground. With the right bloke. Just so you know," he clarified, smirking suggestively.
And suddenly, Remus couldn't wait to land.
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The Oblivious James Potter Chronicles P4
James, running down the corridor after Reg: hey! Regulus! Wait up!
Reg stops suddenly so James has to skid to stop, lip quirking up as he fights away a laugh
James: Reggie, hi :)
Reg: James, what's up?
James: would you like to go on a date with me?
Reg: sure, love, what's the occassion?
James: you want to go out with me?
Reg:
Reg: I wasn't already?
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