#remu plays fc5

[guccimedusa]

Uh, kinda hate how Staci Pratt's clear mental instability is never addressed in the game after you rescue him.

*me looking around the Wolf's Den* hey, my dudes, we might have another Jacob in the works here. 🙃

#remu plays fc5 #far cry 5 #staci pratt #jacob seed

[guccimedusa]

h-hey, so after my second encounter with jacob i decided to head over to the henbane to liberate it and i was free roaming the wilds and heard “only you” faintly playing from, like, all around me and there was not a goddamn radio in sight because i was away from ANY civilization

#remu plays fc5 #far cry 5 #also it was playing on the radio at an outpost before and i had NEVER heard it on the radio before in all my hours of playing #so that was fucking weird #anyways fuck the henbane #literally thought i was going crazy #jacob seed

[guccimedusa]

I always punch Huntley's lights out after I complete this mission Gkjdjguf

#remu plays fc5 #cuz fuck'im that's why #far cry 5

[guccimedusa]

NPC, completely unprompted: I lost my virginity to this song

The Deputy:

#hkfjgkf bro #remu plays fc5

[guccimedusa]

my favorite genre of dad

#remu plays me3 #remu plays fc5 #far cry 5 #mass effect 3 #guess who finished me3 and is mcfreaking crying

[guccimedusa]

I know I made fun of people thirsting after the Seed family but like. Jacob Seed? He can, he can get it, okay. 👀

#remu plays fc5

[guccimedusa]

I feel like the fans who find Joseph Seed and his brothers attractive are definitely people who would easily get indoctrinated into a cult

#remu plays fc5

[guccimedusa]

I love Grace Armstrong. Too bad she's a bootlicker 😩

#remu plays fc5

[guccimedusa]

Love how everyone in the county has a photo of Boomer

#remu plays fc5 #the best boi known far and wide

[guccimedusa]

Ubisoft did you know there are horses in Montana. Why didn't you add horses? Why can't we ride horses?

#remu plays fc5

[guccimedusa]

How your stupid ass going to sit there and tell me I can't have Boomer (a dog) or Peaches (a cougar) ride in the car with me? 😒

#remu plays fc5 #ubisoft make it make sense

[guccimedusa]

I need these stupid civilians to stop running in front of my car when I'm gunning it down the road!

#remu plays fc5

[guccimedusa]

FC5 knew the hurk, sharky, Jess team was too chaotic and destructive and that's why they don't allow you to have 3 guns for hire

#remu plays fc5

[guccimedusa]

Having Jess, sharky, and hurk Jr on the team is such a chaotic time Kgjfkvj

#remu plays fc5

[guccimedusa]

everything i’ve accomplished in this game has been out of pure accident or luck

#remu plays fc5 #local idiot menace in your area. the seed family HATE her.

[guccimedusa]

me going after that judge cougar and it turning into a pack of turkeys and sharky setting everything on fire and the fire spreading to where i parked the helicopter and the helicopter exploding and killing grace dlfjkdklj

#remu plays fc5