#remember me :flushed:

[avisisisis]

Honkai Star Rail is officially the funniest game Hoyoverse has ever made

#they outdid themselves with this one fr #why was the trailblazer so obssessed with trashcans #“bro you're so romantic!” #“beg me then~” #“i feel bad for this world. first the stellaron and now you” #“beep! beep! beep! your mom's an antiquity” #the closet 💀 #“die! you hotel devil!” #“sit down [on a toilet] and flush” #bronseele's interactions. they're so gay and funny #i love this game already #there's more but i can't remember them rn #honkai star rail #hsr #trailblazer #stelle #caelus #star rail #bronseele #hoyoverse #mihoyo

[manglam-marfach]

dyke!Chilaios has me understanding breeding kink all of a sudden

#chilaios #that's a lie i understand breeding kink very well lmao #HOWEVER IT MUST BE SAID #they finish up a great scene. hot lesbian sex. all going well. #and laios lies back with her eyes closed. still flushed and sweaty. she rests her naked hand on her naked lower stomach and says. 'hah.... #'did you know ...that tallmen and halflings can have kids together?' Like its just another fun monster fact. #she's trailing her fingers absentmindedly over her stomach now. tracing idle patterns. #'with our lifespans being so similar it isn't even as big a deal as it is for elves and humans. they're even fertile and that's ... #that's really rare for hybrids.' her eyes are still closed. she swallows hard. She's more red now than she was when they fucked. #'you should talk about that next time you're in me. i'd like it...' and she cracks one eye open a sliver #to see chilchuck . BEET. RED. #because Chilchuck DID NOT. KNOW. #She was already fucked out and now she's dying?? she's dying. Laios still has her huge hand resting on her huge smooth stomach #miles and miles of soft skin...that she wants chilchuck to put a BABY in #she's thought about the hypothetical lifespan and safety of the hypothetical baby! is this just a sex thing? is this a for real thing? #chilchuck does not know and does not know which one she's hoping for now!! cause both sound GREAT #AND OF COURSE THERE'S ALSO #chilchuck remembering that conversaion next time Laios's huge huge fingers are inside her. Laios's hot wet breathing by her ear. #Laios's breathing going ragged even though no one is touching HER she is the one toying with Chilchuck right now. She always does that. #between the breathing and the fingers and the warmth and the smell Laios is all around her and she just thinks - #'Laios is so huge. Laios's baby would be so huge. I'd be so huge. Pregnant with it.' And she cums. #rattles her to her fucking core. Chilchuck who HAS BEEN PREGNANT BEFORE realising. holy shit. #i want this fluffy haired socially awkward 26 year old doggirl to . to fuck a baby into me. in a sexy way. #i think . I think it's hot. #enough to turn you to drink isn't it! #u may ask - hey how come chilchuck has a girlcock and has got pregnant? can laios get chilchuck pregnant? #does anyone even have a womb in this situation? I may answer - don't worry about it #a wizard did it. whatever. its a fantasy world. #whatever is sexiest in the moment i don't care #lesbiance

[angelicapothecaryote]

#starbait #dmmd tag #dmmd #dramatical murder #aoba seragaki #tatsuo toue #clearao #cleaoba #i DONT remember which one it was #the colors are so fucked up on this one certified tablit moment #ok i edited the colors to look more like how it was ment to look kinda #because it was BUGGING me #i hate this cuz i can never tell if its a ive been looking at one screen for so long that any difference is just my brain over exadrating #it was BAD #toues face like lost all of the angery flush coloring too lmao #it kinda looks like a messed up black eye now lmao

[bookwyrminspiration]

wait random question did anyone else have a really specific random irrational fear as a kid they grew out of and is just part of their backstory or is that just me?

for example: until I was like nine/ten I was terrified of flushing the toilet. there was not enough money in the world to make me flush that toilet any sooner than the last possible second because I was so afraid of it

#random #shitpost #irrational fears #or if you still have it that’s fine too #I just remember that was something I was high key afraid of and went. this can’t be a unique experience #wonder what the mentally ill gay people in my phone would say #so. now we’re here #obviously I flush toilets no problem now #but seven year old me? nuh uh. she’s /sprinting/ away as soon as she touched the handle #not. not a joke #i really did that #for like five plus years

[front-facing-pokemon]

#tyranitar #this angle somehow reminds me of the one rat from flushed away. you guys know that one? does fucking anyone remember that movie #i feel like that movie was a bit of a fever dream. i never hear anyone talk about it but i remember vaguely liking it as a kid? #i can't fathom why. i don't remember it being a particularly *good* movie‚ but that's also because i don't remember much about it in general #this is not about pokémon. here's tyranitar the one pokémon everyone thought was a legendary when they were a kid #i distinctly remember pokémon colosseum when the guy gives you the master ball he says “use this on the legendary” or whatever #and i go ok. idk what that means but i will. and i thought this was it so i used my master ball on a tyranitar #which. not an amazing use for a master ball i must say! it's not a bad pokémon by any means but it's not a legendary #but it's all the way at the end of the johto dex with the legendaries so i really dunno y'all. it wants to be a legendary so bad

[fleshdyke]

you guys remember that time my dad killed my pet and then blamed me for it lol

#i still miss jpeg so fucking much #i remember for weeks after he died i would turn on his light in the morning and forget that he wasn’t there to greet me and it was so awful #remembering he was dead every single morning #and every few days i would put a little plant food in the tank and it was such a fucking gut punch every time #bc the cycle was disrupted now. nothing was working like how it was supposed to bc he wasn’t there anymore. those plants that lived off him #for months were the only thing i had left of him #and he told me at one point after he died ‘next time you get a betta you have to take care of it’ like FUCK YOU I DID! I FUCKING DID! #i cycled the tank and i fed him and i kept tabs on the water levels and i did all his water changes and i told my dad when he started #getting sick bc i wasn’t able to get medicine myself! and he tried to fucking gaslight me into believing that i was delusional! #bc he didn’t want to admit that he was wrong! and he refused to fucking do anything about it to the point where i was scrambling for people #i knew who could drive to take me to the fish store and get medicine #and then he fucking died! he died when i was at school and my dad just flushed him down the toilet #and he told me in the most insensitive way possible #and he tried going ‘im sorry i didnt listen to you’ or whatever like sorry’s not going to fucking cut it you killed my fucking pet #and then he went right back to blaming me for it #and then after he died my brother told me that he’d asked my dad about jpeg one time and he SAID that he was pretty much a goner #he fucking KNEW he was dying and still refused to do anythign??? for what fucking reason? bc he couldn’t admit he was ever wrong? bc he #wanted to watch me suffer? #and then for weeks i was taking care of an empty tank #bc the plants in his tank were the only thing left of him #and i couldn’t let them just sit and wither away bc that’s what i did with jpeg and i couldn’t just watch him die again #and then i moved his plants into the other 40gal and i had to look at the way the other fish ignored jpeg’s favourite anubias #and i had to take down his tank and wash all the rocks and driftwood and pack it all back up and then he was gone for real #jpeg was the first thing i was really proud of and my dad had to fucking take it from me #rambles #vent #pet death

[heylinfanclub]

I think the game mechanic of the thing inspiring me might’ve triggered me a lil. (Genuinely the concept of forgetting leaves me. Nauseous).

It’s such a good metaphor for how I feel and how scared I get about it.

Imagine you have to build a deck for a game that you don’t know what challenges you’ll have to face. The cards are ALSO YOUR MEMORIES. you need to have the RIGHT MEMORIES to WIN CHALLENGES. but since you don’t know what’s COMING and you can only have A LIMITED NUMBER OF CARDS, you can be quick to start NOT KNOWING WHAT YOURE WILLING TO GIVE UP.

but you’re also. Not allowed to stop the game. Not allowed to say ‘oh I’m comfortable with my deck now’. It keeps. Going. And demanding you forget things to replace other things.

SO WHEN I FEEL INSPIRED BY A NEW THING ITS LIKE WOW: I want to buy a card pack! It might help me with a challenge I want to face! But if I buy the pack, I’ll have to get rid of a bunch of memories cards I already HAVE. Many of which overtime become INCREASINGLY RARE, SENTIMENTAL AND IMPORTANT TO ME. I might have to forget my best friends birthday! My old hobbies! My address! I could forget something so important it could lead me into DANGER! It could lead to me losing a MILLION challenges just so I could do ONE thing! I hate!!! That this is so!!!

Perfectly metaphorical it hurts.

I can’t even get excited by new experiences because. I will lose my old ones. And that’s fucked up. When u get offered a really nice card and then u look at your deck like ‘it might not be optimized but I just can’t risk losing what I have right now’ (familiar, safe, functional enough to get me this far). But then I sit here sobbing cause I’m NOT GETTING ANYWHERE. THE CHALLENGE RATING IS TOO HIGH FOR WHAT I HAVE NOW. BUT IF I LEAVE I WILL LOSE SO MUCH THAT IS IMPORTANT TO ME.

I cannot handle Losses man. I cannotttt.

#me. #therapy. #memory problems #(also why I get such hARD imposter syndrome about graduating college cause AGAIN it’s very largely #(‘remember for a month then flush it all’ #(I don’t know what people expect me to do with a degree nobody respects anyway

[hajihiko]

timely posting versus remembering to reblog: One Cannot Exist Alongside The Other /j

FOR REAL LMAO

#Not an art #I can only remember 1 thing at a time #Example: was on the toilet while my flatmate was in the bath (we close) #I finished the toilet paper and thought GET ANOTHER ROLL FROM THE STORAGE. REMEMBER. #And I did remember but I forgot to flush until she yelled at me. #This has been a tmi

[shameboree]

How does working in the healthcare system feel like?

well i willingly walk up and down 8 flights of stairs, so

i had this WHOLE rant abt pay and safe ratios n shit but instead heres THIS. the last one got a little too jargony but ive had nights like this and last night BLEW so i went off a bit

#kels talks #also always a fall risk who wants to go to the bathroom 4x an hr and always takes 15min and ALWAYS during a med pass #i JUST remembered weve got the silliest little 5ml saline flushes rn they make me feel like im playing pretend its so funny

[seagullcharmer]

trying to think which zelda npcs i think are the hottest. this is tough

#libra.txt #'is it bc of that post--' yeah #uhhh anyway. orielle <33 #orielle. peatrice. renado. sws impa. oot impa. purah. pipit? #professors horwell and owlan <3 #uhhhhhhhhh #< blanking on every zelda game i've ever played #oh. sidon. duh. #calyban(?). #OH. DOUMA <3333333 #she's the prettiest botw/totk npc and you can't change my mind #yunobo could be cuter but i do really like his voice <33 #teba's kinda fine :flushed: #jules in gerudo town....... #also bazz > sidon btw. in case you're wondering #malon and marin are cute in the 'girl-next-door' kinda way #queen oren albw and adult ruto are also pretty #i am struggling to remember guy npcs rn i'm sorry #OH. i do like shad........ (also love the varying perceptions of shad. i always thought he looked like a mid-20s college student) #no one come after me btw. these tags are PRIVATE ‼️ (joking)

[mobbothetrue]

What the hell, that’s actually a really funny line

#mobbtalks #I think the fact I’m working on the five dragons again has like. flushed my brain back to a lot of old unfinished projects #this is from a take on the adventure zone balance where Taako can see Lup’s ghost the whole time #but the have No Way to communicate so really it’s a lot of frustrated charades #I’m also being fucking. haunted. by Voltron. I am not doing it I am not writing it but there was an au idea I had years ago #that had decided to move back into my head WITHOUT permission #basically at the start of Voltron they show up on the castle or w/e and wake up allura and. other guy. right #well the idea I had was what if they don’t do that #it would have picked up multiple years later when Pidge(? I think) managed to reconnect some faulty relay and the pods come back online #I think they were like stasis/healing pods? rough getting around w/o those #and essentially it would be like. a real deep dive onto allura and other guy #if I remember right they essentially are the last survivors of their whole race. a desperate last hope #how would they feel waking up to find that a group of people have done it without them? people from a planet that doesn’t even know Voltron #it was gonna have a lot of focus on grief and the lions and change #and i refuse. not doing it. nuh uh can’t make me Get Out Of My Head #a real big focus on team as family which as far as I can recall the real Voltron never really did NOT DOING IT NO #anyway this taz fic has a lot of really good lines actually but this is my favourite

[caffeinatedopossum]

Wow I just heard another autistic person talk about how much they hated automatic flushing toilets and I completely forgot but I HATE them with a passion. It was one of the main things I would get bullied about growing up (mostly by my family, but still). Like I considered that it was an autism thing (because the reasons I hated them were all sensory related issues) but idk just hearing that it's not just me was nice

#literally its so annoying though i hate it #theyre so fucking loud and they all flush at different intervals #and usually the bathroom lighting is like really dim or theres air hand dryers (aka the LOUDEST thing you could put in a bathroom skfkf) #and idk it just really sucks #like i actually remember how when i was a kid i memorized the different brands of The Fucking Toilets #so that i would know which ones were loudest or most unpredictable #and if that isnt the most autistic thing ive ever done then idk what is #in conclusion fuck those sloan ones they loud af. and also the ones with the small square censors #they literally will just flush whenever they feel like it istg #idk ive just also always felt really ashamed of it so i dont like to tell people #like everyone has always told me its a stupid fear and i had to get over it #but i never really understood why i couldnt #like... it was annoying for me too!! i garruantee i did not choose to have a weird phobia JUST to inconvenience you #(you as in my family/friends lol) #it still feels like a stupid fear tbh #at least im not the only one tho

[crestfallercanyon]

Okay, I'm probably not doing NaNoWriMo this year but

For Shameless, I kind of managed to do my own rendition of NaNo, because from October 2nd to November 2nd, according to my Scrivener, I wrote 57,881 words (I'm unsure how much is published, think that might be only 49,000 or so).

Which is just kind of wild considering I hadn't been writing much recently. So, thank you Shameless, for lighting that fire in the month of October for me because it was a fun ride <3

#Shameless (US) #writing #nanowrimo wordcounts without it being nanowrimo #jeez though my brain just could not stop until it was flushed out with all my initial ideas for Shameless #and like #I have more #but it's no longer quite burning to get out of me immediately #which isn't a bad thing #gives me time to remember i've got other projects #but it was fun while it lasted #gallavich #mickey milkovich #ian gallagher

[wield-the-mighty-pen]

Rewatching Gorzilla and noticed a small detail Adrien adds in his recounting of Marinette giving him the lucky charm...

For reference, this is the original scene:

Is there a particular reason that Adrien’s recollection includes Marinette blushing?!?!

#this was a rhetorical question #the answer is that hes in love with her #and therefore remembers her looking all flushed and cute #this is yet another of many proofs that adrien has had feelings the entire time #the hints are all there #this is making me want to rewatch the show from the beginning #just so i can find them all #the same for ladybugs feelings for chat noir #this show really likes the subtle buildup and hints for this square #but im all for it #adrinette #gorzilla #ml season 2 #gamer #ml season 1 #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #ml #mlb #miraculous ladybug #miraculous

[thesunsethour]

i forgot to do one small daily task at work on friday (that other, more senior people in the company have also often forgotten to do). and like it’s not a big deal. it’s such a small deal. it barely even matters. yet

#i HATE the idea that anyone anywhere is mad at me #that even though it DOES NOT MATTER i feel like shit #but the thing is like my boss wouldn’t even be mad!!! i guarantee he’s just gonna say ‘hey can you please remember to to this’ #and i’ll say ‘yep sorry no bother! :)’ #and yet i will spend the rest of the day with trembling hands flushed skin rapid heart #ooohg there is something Wrong with me i think

[leonardcohenofficial]

top five monkees songs? 🎶

in no particular order:

auntie’s municipal court

for pete’s sake (closing theme)

come on in

papa gene’s blues

you told me

#my fave monkees songs do shift all the time tbh; i do still want to get my auntie's municipal court tattoo though :) #also shoutout to you told me which was THE song that i remember first hearing in a rerun of royal flush; it wasn't in the original #airing of the episode given it was recorded after they taped the episode but NBC did that thing where they layered in the new tracks into #the episodes for reruns and when i was nine years old first watching the show that was the version i saw and it made me fall in love with #the show and the music :') #pleasant valley sunday also was close to making the list #also RIP to long title: do i have to do this all over again and circle sky - live which would also be on here #and words. and mary mary. ANYWAYS— #thank you abby sdjkflsdkljjkls #monkees #iwrotemrtambourineman