#rekts

[fabcreature]

forever sick and tired of people bringing up the muppet christmas carol when talking about interspecies muppet reproduction

the kids kermit and piggy "have" in that movie are not hypothetical children they could have. they're actors. in all the muppet adaptations of classic literature the point is that the muppets are acting. kermit is acting as bob crachit, piggy is acting as emily crachit, and so on and so forth. it's literally in the opening credits. tiny tim isn't kermit and piggy's child in an alternate universe. it's robin, kermit's nephew, playing the part of tiny tim.

please use actual canon muppet material and muppet interviews in your reseach

#get rekt #muppets #the muppets #muppet christmas carol #eg posts

[catchymemes]

#gaming #video games #twitter #rekt #funny

[smallpapers]

Guilt of Peace

A moment in the Noceda household a few weeks after the Day of Unity.

(you.are.here: tag/masterlist)

#the owl house #luz noceda #hunter wittebane #willow park #amity blight #gus porter #toh fanart #huntlow #implied #kings tide #toh kings tide #augustus porter #toh spoilers #camila noceda #toh comic #myart #i should warn you that this is going to be a mainly huntlow centric mini comic series #youarehere toh #luz's tee is a bisexual flag btw #poor amity your tastebuds r gonna get rekt

[densewentz]

Pinterest Art Base Inktober Day 7! When Dream gets out of his box they're all fucked tbh (I have no idea if this is what this prompt means but I did it anyway so shrug)

#inktober #inktober 2023 #cringetober #cringetober 2023 #the sandman #the sandman netflix #dream of the endless #morpheus #matthew the raven #lucienne the librarian #the corinthian #fiddler's green #gault the sandman #mervyn pumpkinhead #monopoly meme #art base #my art #digital art #get rekt corinthian #and my poor baby dream #gault took the corinthian's glasses bc he's a little busted ass loser boy with no money and no game

[scalefeathers]

So I was rewatching the first episode of Blue Eye Samurai and I noticed this time that near the end we get these three moments back to back to back:

First, Mizu letting down their hair

Then Akemi putting up her hair

And then there's Taigen.

#blue eye samurai #great bit of sequencing I love it #akemi and taigen have such amazing and opposite arcs in this series and i love it #lol get rekt #I love taigen but he absolutely deserves this #but my dreams they aren’t as empty as my conscience seems to be

[the-song-of-avernus]

Confirming that YES, as of Hotfix 19 both Flesh to Stone and Flesh to Gold still work on Mizora. Hadn't actually tried using Flesh to Gold before. Not sure Mizora deserves the gold treatment tbh. Is there a "Flesh to Deep Rothe Dung?" scroll?

Reminder that the only rules are that she has to have taken up permanent residence at camp (Act 3 only) and she still has to fail THREE CON saves in a row. (Edit: also tested and verified, it persists after long rest)

(ps can you tell I romanced Wyll and have a personal vendetta against Mizora?)

#catharsis #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #wyll #bg3 tav #wyll x tav #tiefling #bg3 spoilers #baldurs gate 3 #mizora #flesh to stone #flesh to gold #mizora statue #wyll ravengard #tav #act 3 #cambion #tav x wyll #get rekt #elfsong tavern #bg3 cheese #baldurs gate wyll #wyll bg3

[xaizak]

#hades #zagreus #get rekt tiny theseus man

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #151

There is a LOT of Iron Man merch out there. One day, Stark Industries comes out with a line of Iron Man themed night lights that look like arc reactors. The marketing? "For kids who are scared of the dark: Iron Man will protect you."

In completely unrelated news, a whole bunch of child abusers across the country have recently been arrested as a result of  anonymous tips to local authorities.

Bonus:

It's an open secret at some point. Teens who are being abused start buying the night lights. Hell, adults start buying them. Charities pop up to cover the cost for anyone who needs it. Kids who are newly safe often send their night lights on to others ("I'm not scared of the dark anymore," they say).

Even with all of this, nobody snitches to the media or government. They all know grown-ups tend to complicate and ruin precious things.

It helps that the night lights clearly can distinguish between different types of situations. Kids whose parents need mental health or addiction support suddenly find they're being contacted by free services that actually help. If ICE is a concern, the people knocking on the door are not cops but immigrant rights activists. Kids who are hungry get food. Families who need housing support coincidentally find it.

"Iron Man will protect you," indeed.

This fic idea was inspired by this post from @fotibrit!!

#tony: see kid I can be a vigilante too #tony: just your friendly neighborhood iron man :) #peter: and I'm very proud of you but did u have to go THAT HARD OMFG #tony: gotta look out for the little guy :) #peter: ACROSS THE ENTIRE WORLD?! #irondad fic ideas #irondad and spiderson #just to be clear peter loves the night light idea and obvs loves the results lol #it's just tony did kinda one-up him at his own game just a Little bit #tony 'dramatic and excessive' stark #tony stark #peter parker #iron man #iron dad and spider son #abusers get rekt #queueueueue #weekly reminder that i love you all but am too busy to be human :) #fic ideas still postponed but you can send asks if you want i just won't see them for a while #see announcements

[dizzybizz]

someone needs to take him away from me, i have been thinking about him sleeping like a horse the entire day.

y'all just keep feeding me ideas huh,, @slam-monarchy, @horrocious, @prideofyunmeng

#hes in my brain #like a bug who crawled into my ear and went all the way in #ew #honkai star rail #bronya #gepard #trailblazer #stelle #march 7th #dan heng #i put him in a headlock lmao get rekt you little #serval #my art #doodle #serval is so used to him just being like that #shes like whats the big deal lol #also we need some planet specific swears..... i was tryna think of some but theyre all kinda stale #jarilo has swears about the architects and qlipoth #stuff like that....

[kellerybird]

Game night

(Reblogs ok & appreciated!!!!)

#rink draws things #rink plays baldur's gate #bg3 #bg3 astarion #bg3 karlach #bg3 gale #bg3 wyll #bg3 lae'zel #bg3 shadowheart #bg3 tav #draw the squad #get rekt gale #artists on tumblr #sketch #doodles #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #dont look at aurelia's left arm shhhhh i know how anatomy works

[leobashi]

You cannot underestimate him. He may be tiny, but he is still stronk 💪

#HEHEHEHE GET REKT #yes I want violence done to anti #it brings me joy #gdjdbdm #art #fanart #jacksepticeye #jse #antisepticeye #my art #septicart #jacksepticeye fanart #digital art #septic art #lol #jackieboyman

[fxa]

forever thinking about this satellite photograph from the 2020 atlantic hurricane season that captured 5 tropical cyclones (hurricanes, plus tropical storms and tropical depressions which are basically weaker classifications of hurricanes) and 3 other weather systems that would develop into tropical cyclones shortly after, all in the same single photograph.

#i think about this all the time fr. 2020 was suchhhhh a good year for meteorology!!! #at the time of this photograph i was being rekt by sally lol #id in alt #1k #100 #weather #meteorology #hurricane #earth #storm #rain #satellite #photography #bluh

[oseike]

An idea: kdj's return isn't as simple as him just reappearing, but the stories that reform him appear as strains of text, fragments of rebuilding stories, that storm around him.

Hsy and yjh's voices and their hands grabbing his loosely-formed ones can help solidify him and keep him grounded while his soul and mind put all his stories back in place. I'd imagine internally he's quite scrambled for a hot second, perhaps reliving memories rapidly - and maybe even glimpsing worlds he dreamed of on the subway - so having anchors would help him not get lost in the deluge of information.

EDIT thanks to @princess-of-purple-prose for ID text that I didn't even think about WHOOP

[ID: An Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint comic of Han Sooyoung and Yoo Joonghyuk entering Kim Dokja's hospital at the end of chapter 551. Over the hospital bed is a whirling tornado of lines of illegible black text which spreads tendrils of letters throughout the room.

The two stare in surprise as the letters float through the room, their hair blowing back from the force. They both reach towards the vortex, where a hand composed of letters reaches back. The last panel shows them both sitting with Dokja on his bed and supporting him as he gasps, letters crawling over his skin and rising off him. End ID]

#orv #i like this little headcanon #yoohankim #also his child-sized clothes would get rekt ahem i imagine hsy would anticipate the need to wrap something over him #yjh is too focused on getting kdj through this he can't think of two things at once ok #uhhh anyway enjoy!!! #orv spoilers

[maxdevilrat]

psssst... eyo check this shit out

*agressively coughs up iasip werewolf au*

#charlie kelly #werewolf charlie kelly #werewolf au #iasip #sunnyblr #its always sunny in philadelphia #iasip fanart #get rekt

[tsukinoshinjiu]

Pt. 8 - A Short Lived Victory

More sketches inspired by Kastaborous' FMA x LU fanfic Of Alchemy and Timeline Spaghetti

Parts 1-4, Parts 5-6, Part 7

#my art #artwork #digital art #artists on tumblr #art #linked universe #sketch #edward elric #lu four #four linked universe #Ed didn't count on Four actually being confident in his height #Get rekt kid /affectionate

[free-n-wild]

Chris: Did you know I can tell the time just by looking at the stars?

Zach: Really?

Chris: Yeah, Martin taught me. Wanna see?

Zach: Sure, why not.

Chris: Alright.

Chris: [Looks up at the stars]

Chris: It's nighttime.

Zach: Oh goddamn it—

#get rekt lol #wild kratts #chris kratt #zach varmitech #zachris #my stuff #incorrect quotes