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otomeblcass · 2 months

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As it deserves 👏 😌

#buddy daddies #buddy daddies anime #crunchyroll anime awards #buddy daddies brainrot #rei suwa #kazuki kurusu #buddy daddies rei #buddy daddies kazuki

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thelemonsqueezr · 10 days

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saw a thing on twitter and well... you know i had to do it to 'em

#buddy daddies #suwa rei #kurusu kazuki #kazurei #reikazu #incorrect quotes #they're so silly and i love them #the brainrot is so real and i see them everywhere i go

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lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks · 9 days

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The hospital was shockingly easy to break into, though Dabi supposed it was more due to it being built for keeping mentally ill people with quirk restraints in as opposed to keeping villain terrorists with full access to their quirks out. A distinct oversight considering exactly which top ranking hero's wife was being housed there.

All Dabi had to do was burn open a hole in a metal fence hidden behind an overgrown bush (and if he almost set fire to said bush multiple times in the process that was nobody's business but his) and then climb a particularly perilous tree, shimmy across an extremely narrow and dubiously sturdy ledge, and slide the window open with one hand, all the while clutching a bouquet of blue rindous in the other.

Easy.

No sweat.

He could do it with his eyes closed. Probably. At least he'd say he could if anyone asked, which they wouldn't, because if anyone found out that the A rank cremation villain Dabi was breaking into a hospital to leave Endeavour's wife flowers every few weeks they'd be too concerned about the fact that they were now burning to death to ask any further questions.

Dabi always frowned slightly whenever the window slid open without resistance. The hospital still hadn't fixed the latch, which was great for Dabi since he wouldn't have to break it again, but he couldn't help but feel slightly annoyed by the hospital's incompetence.

Didn't they know just about any unwanted creep could crawl through a fence, climb up a tree, shimmy across a ledge, and climb into this window? If he weren't a highly wanted criminal of secretive origins he'd write a formal complaint.

Maybe he should just murder whoever was in charge of security, they might be replaced with someone who actually cared for the safety of their patients. He tucked that idea away for later.

For now he had to focus on making sure Rei Todoroki was asleep and wouldn't notice him, she was usually out like a light at this time of night, she hadn't even stirred that one time a piece of ledge dislodged beneath Dabi's foot and he let out a rather undignified squeak of terror. Maybe she was being sedated, he hoped it was willingly, he didn't dwell on that thought, it wasn't as though he could do anything about it if it wasn't.

He could see the outline of her body under the covers from the little amount of light provided by a streetlight beyond the boundary fence, no movement, good.

The vase was still on the windowsill, excellent, one time it had been moved to the bedside table and he'd almost had to crawl right inside to reach it.

Dabi pulled out the old wilted rindous and laid them down beside the vase before carefully passing the fresh flowers from one hand to the other, shifting his grip on the windowsill, leaving his body vulnerable to the unforgiving laws of gravity for a brief moment. He cursed his weak stomach as it lurched violently at the minor jolt, it didn't matter how often he did this, it made its displeasure known each and every time.

He tucked the flowers into the vase and gave the still figure on the bed one last glance before getting ready to shimmy back across the ledge. Something about her looked... odd, misshapen almost, maybe she'd gone to bed with her dressing gown still on. Strange since she didn't normally feel the cold.

He didn't have the luxury of dwelling on the thought, the nurses could be around for check in any minute, agonisingly they were never on a regular schedule.

He had just shuffled away from the window when fingers as cold as his own suddenly wrapped around his wrist. He spun his head so fast he nearly lost his balance, but the grip on his wrist kept him steady against the wall.

Steely grey eyes latched onto his as Rei Todoroki leaned halfway out the window, holding onto him tight.

"Touya." she breathed, expression bright and almost smug. "I knew it, I knew it was you. They said I was delusional , that you were dead, that Enji must be leaving the flowers, but he never remembered my favourites, but you knew, you always picked them out of the garden for me."

Dabi froze, mouth slightly ajar as a denial danced on the tip of his tongue, his reason keeping it at bay.

No, I'm just some random villain breaking onto hospital grounds to leave you flowers, Touya who? Like shit she'll buy that.

Instead he tugged half heartedly at his wrist.

"Let go." he growled.

"Don't leave me Touya." Rei almost sobbed, her grip tightening.

"Let go mum." said Dabi, his voice weaker this time.

"Touya please," he could see tears starting to glisten in the corners of her eyes under the pale streetlight. "Don't leave me."

No no don't you cry don't you dare cry, because if you start I'll start and the last thing you need to see right now is the fucked up living corpse of your son bleeding from the eyes.

Rei's grip was bruising, he could almost hear his wrist creak under the pressure. She probably wasn't even gripping that hard, as tough as he acted there was a reason Dabi stuck to long range attacks, his body was barely more than a brittle bag of bones, a stiff breeze could dislocate his joints, especially with how many times he'd popped his own wrists out of place to slip out of handcuffs.

"If I stay I'll be caught." he argued, wriggling his wrist more urgently, maybe if she felt it pop she'd let go. "I have to go."

"He won't let me leave." Rei said, her words coming in a breathless rush, frantic, desperate. "The doctors cleared me months ago but he won't let me leave Touya. Fuyumi tried everything, Natsuo tried everything, and Shouto wants to help but he's just a child."

Her eyes were wide with panic, the more Dabi pulled away the further she leaned dangerously out the window.

"And what the fuck am I supposed to do?" Dabi hissed, almost on the verge of panic himself, "I'm a criminal, a villain, you think anyone's gonna listen to me?"

"You're the only one left who can help me." Rei's voice was as steady as her hand. "I need you Touya."

Dabi very very much did not like how effectively those words punched the air from his lungs. Needed, she needed him, not Fuyumi, not Natsuo, not even perfect precious Shouto, she needed him. The failure, the fuckup.

No fuck you, you are not that pathetic, get it together you idiot.

"What do you want?" Dabi asked, his voice almost pleading as he kept tugging at his wrist, it still hadn't popped out, of all the times for his joints to behave themselves.

Rei leaned so far over the ledge that for a moment he almost thought she had lost balance, she stared at him with a burning intensity.

"Get me the fuck out of here."

edit: there is now a part two!

#lula's mha brainrot #lula's fanfics #whaaaat I'm putting one of the thousand fanfics in my head down on paper?#it's a christmas miracle #mha #my hero academia #mha fanfiction #dabi #touya todoroki #rei todoroki

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anjuyn · 3 months

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I suddenly fell back into the "second-year Sakuma Rei" phase, so catch a few of my random headcanons.

✵ The second-year Sakuma Rei, who steals food from others with the words "well, since you insist☆" (NO ONE insisted).

✵ Rei, who can sometimes be found sitting motionless with an empty expression on his face, staring at nothing with sad and thoughtful eyes. When he notices that you have come, he immediately smiles.

✵ Rei, who sometimes laughs like "HO-HO-HO♪" putting his hands on his belt and dramatically raising his head.

✵ Rei, who periodically takes out completely unexpected things from his bag or pockets (a screwdriver, a folding knife, mints, plush toys and a DAMN GUN).

✵ This guy canonically often hung out on the roofs of school buildings. So I swear that sometimes he hung upside down from the roof and scared passersby (and laughing maliciously at the same time).

✵ If he trusts you enough, then sometimes, sitting next to you, he may even imperceptibly put his head on your shoulder and close his eyes. If you don't scare him off, he may fall asleep (such a kitten, meow)

✵ Sometimes, when he's not doing strangely chaotic shit, he can casually but affectionately pat you on the head and say something like, "well, the main thing is that you're happy, no matter what you do." At such moments, it begins to seem that you saw another person for a second.

✵ He likes to pick you up in his arms as much as he likes to sneak up on you from behind, that is, VERY MUCH.

✵ He pretends to be self-confident for a long time when he gets tired. It will take some time before he really admits that he needs a rest.

✵ Despite his rude speech, he never wants to offend anyone. Therefore, he immediately apologizes if he realizes that he has seriously hurt someone's feelings.

✵ He spends a lot of time styling his hair in the morning, because it curls a lot, falls over his eyes, does not keep styling for too long and generally turns into what we always see on his head in the future (he just lost hope).

✵ Sometimes he can jokingly whisper things in your ear in a sultry voice that do not fit this intonation at all. Something like "A delicious steak was served in the dining room today~".

✵ He's so chaotic that he gets tired of himself.

#Don't take it too seriously #it's just my brainrot.#why do I always make all these silly pictures with Rei...#ensemble stars #enstars #rei sakuma #rei sakuma x reader #a bit #just my thoughts

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infinite-orangepeel · 1 year

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steve canonically wears a locket with a pic of eddie on one side and a pic of robin on the other 💌

#it’s true #baby girl steve harrington #he’s so ldr core #lana deal rey not long distance relationship just so we’re clear lo #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #stobin soulmates #platonic stobin #qpr stobin #steddie brainrot #fruity four #stranger things #steve x eddie #steve harrington/eddie munson #the babygirlification of steve harrington #steddie headcanon #stobin headcanon #robin buckley

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pvppy-l0v3 · 11 days

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On brand

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the-force-awakens · 3 months

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#just trio things: peek-a-boo

#swedit #pjoedit #pjo spoilers #yes this has the target audience of uh. me. and my qpp #but i have brainrot we all know this <33 #star wars #the rise of skywalker #rey skywalker #poe dameron #finn #pjo #percy jackson #annabeth chase #grover underwood #nym.gifs

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formerlyz · 10 months

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Apparently whenever my delayed sleep phase disorder acts up I just draw them sleeping now.

Redraw of one of my first Kazurei drawings!

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otomeblcass · 1 year

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Kazuki: We can't manipulate, mansplain, malewife our way out of this one, Bud!

Rei: Manslaughter it is then

Kazuki: NO

#buddy daddies #buddy daddies incorrect quotes #buddy daddies brainrot #buddy daddies meme #rei suwa #kazuki kurusu #i love these idiots

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brokenelectronics4444 · 11 days

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lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks · 8 days

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continuation of this story that is still as yet untitled but has been labeled as #FreeRei in my notes app

The fact that Rei had nothing in the way of backpacks, bags, or even a purse due to her seemingly permanent residency at the hospital was both a blessing and a curse.

Navigating the ledge and tree back down to the ground with his mother in tow was a harrowing enough task without luggage complicating matters, though not quite as difficult as Dabi had assumed because apparently his mother was nimble as all hell.

"The hospital offers pilates classes." she told him as he helped her cross from the ledge to a large sturdy branch of the tree. "I go every day, I thought it would be smart to stay in good shape in case I got the chance to escape." she giggled airily. "I guess my instincts were right."

However she now had nothing to her name but the clothes on her back, meaning Dabi was going to have to steal her a bunch of new clothes and shit while trying to lay low and not draw attention to himself because he just kidnapped the number 1 hero's wife.

This is the stupidest thing you've ever done you soft piece of shit, she says a few nice words and you melt into a fucking puddle, pathetic.

Rei left the lump of pillows she had stashed under her bedcovers in place so Dabi knew they had at least until morning before she would be reported missing, enough time to drop into a 24hr corner store and grab a few essentials.

He zipped his collar up over his chin and pulled on his black cloth facemask and hood before going into the thankfully empty store, he wasn't sure if having a gently smiling older woman on his arm made him seem more or less suspicious with his face as hidden as it was. Though in the end it mattered little as long as he wasn't recognised as Dabi, Rei having last been seen with a mysterious masked figure wouldn't be very useful information to anyone trying to find her, but Rei being seen with a member of the League of Villains could cause trouble.

Especially since they had The World's Most Obvious Spy in their midst.

Keeping the bird around had seemed like a good idea at the time, they always knew where the Commission's eyes were, and could feed him information as tainted as what he gave to them, and seeing as he hadn't ratted out their location (after a few trial runs at various decrepit fake bases) his goal seemed to amount to more than simply capturing the League.

But Dabi couldn't guarantee the Commission wouldn't cut their losses on the whole infiltration thing if they found out the League was harbouring someone of such a high profile, there was every chance raising the stakes this way could jeopardise their tentative safety with their hero mole. He was going to have to keep Hawks at arm's length for a while.

"What colour?" he asked Rei as she browsed the shelves for a toothbrush, almost giddy in excitement over something as simple as shopping for toiletries.

"Colour?" Rei asked, peering at the boxes in Dabi's hand.

"White hair's too eye catching and recognisable, if you want to go out in public you'll have to hide it." He held up the two boxes. "Red or black? Forget about blonde or brown, the cheap stuff doesn't set well in our hair."

Rei tapped on the box of black dye. "This one, so we match!" she smiled.

Dabi felt a sudden flood of something warm in his chest before mentally slapping himself and putting the red dye back.

Keep it together for fuck's sake you're a god damn villain, you have literally murdered people.

He smoothly slipped a couple of chocolate bars into his pockets and some wrapped sandwiches into his coat before heading to the counter with the hair dye, a toothbrush, and a packet of cheap medical face masks.

Rei grabbed at the items. "Oh can I buy them? Please?"

Her childlike wonder and excitement pulled at something in Dabi's chest, once upon a time it was him tugging at her sleeve and asking to pay for their groceries like a grown up. He could feel heat gathering beneath his skin.

Fuck he stole so much from us.

Dabi may have risen from the grave to a life of chronic pain in a fragile immunocompromised body that was kept alive by virtue of artificial quirk induced fevers and spite, but it was a price paid for the freedom his death had granted him. Rei was not awarded that luxury, fit and healthy she may be but her life had been reduced to barely more than a small box for over a decade, Dabi didn't know how it hadn't driven her even more batshit insane than Endeavor had.

Well, she did run off with a wanted criminal, maybe them docs didn't fix her up as well as they thought they did.

"I... yeah, yeah sure." he passed her the items and the last of the money in his pocket. "I need to make a call, meet me outside alright? Don't take too long."

Shiggy was gonna fucking dust him if he showed up with a stranger out of the blue, he was going to have to call ahead with some warning.

Shit, he really hadn't thought this through, at all, the League's base was the only safe place he could possibly take Rei and it was filled with unhinged lunatics that would probably scare the poor woman to death.

Although she had been married to a complete monster for half her life, and had enough guts to escape with a villain at the first opportunity. Maybe she wasn't any more frail than she was sane.

Maybe he broke you but he broke me too, yet here I am, parading around in this shattered husk, pretending I belong anywhere but six feet under.

Dabi had worked hard to maintain his mysterious image, the man with no name or past, a ghost in the system. It was necessary, a requirement for his master plan to have any kind of satisfying impact. He'd maintained the act for this long by keeping people at arm's length, trust no one and no one can betray you.

All of that would come crashing down if his mother spent any more than five fucking minutes with Himiko Toga.

The last thing he wanted was to drag his entire lifetime's worth of baggage into the League's hideout in one condensed human sized package, but he'd already started digging this hole, there wasn't anywhere left to go but down.

He opened his phone and scrolled down to 'Crusty Bitch' in his contacts before pressing call.

"Do you have any fucking idea what time it is?" Shigaraki's groggy voice poured through the phone like sand through an hourglass, grainy and impatient.

"I need a favour." Dabi said, his voice a careful mask of apathy.

"...Holy fuck you must be in real deep shit if you're asking me for a favour." Shigaraki said, the venom in his voice leeching away in his surprise. "The fuck have you gotten yourself into?"

"Aw you almost sound worried about me, that's adorable." Dabi smirked.

"Fuck you. I'm hanging up, sort out your own mess." Shigaraki snapped, all venom returning in an instant.

"Wait shit hold on, I'm-" Dabi ran a nervous hand through his hair as he watched his mother chat idly with the cashier through the store window. "I'm bringing a... friend... to the base, they need a safe place to crash and I need everyone to not ask questions."

"...You're fucking joking right? We're not a hotel Dabi, you can't just-"

"Please."

The phone fell dead silent for an agonising moment, Dabi's head fell back as he squeezed his eyes closed in silent prayer to whatever god might listen.

"Okay, you can bring them to the base, but you're going to tell me exactly what the fuck is going on. If I don't like their story I'm dusting this friend of yours where they stand, got it?"

Dabi let out a relieved breath he hadn't realised he was holding. The threat was an empty one, or at least it would be when Shigaraki discovered that Dabi's 'friend' was just an innocent civilian woman escaping a domestic abuser. The man was deranged but even he had some sympathy for those let down and left behind by hero society, it was why he tolerated the absolute lunacy of the dysfunctional codependent family he'd managed to form around himself.

"Got it, see you in an hour, and..." Dabi paused and rubbed at his eyes, suddenly feeling very tired. "And thank you, I owe you one."

"Ugh, don't thank me, you'll give me hives."

#lula's mha brainrot #lula's fanfics #mha #dabi #touya todoroki #rei todoroki #mha fanfiction #my hero academia

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quasarifxxy · 1 year

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You ever think about how Miri is unintentionally Kazurei's number one matchmaker. How, if it weren't for her, their hearts would still be closed off. Kazuki would still be running away from love, burying his heart in gambling and the like. Still wallowing in guilt and believing that he's undeserving of finding happiness. Rei wouldn't even consider himself capable of it, thinking that he is powerless beyond the cold-blooded murderer people (him) always believed him to be. They would be static, constantly hesitant and afraid to get past each other's walls beyond what they assumed is ideal, close but not enough to be able to completely understand each other. I mean, they do, but instead of having the guts to communicate and verbalize their inner feelings, they constantly tiptoe around each other's boundaries, hoping that the other will get the message. Miri, on the other hand, broke them free of their constraints and led them to the realization of what they genuinely want.

These two hitmen were emotionally constipated and the presence of Miri in their life allowed them to be capable, or rather, ready to love (again, in Kazuki's case). In the early days, I don't think that either of them were prepared to love at all. Even more, they'd deprive themselves of it -- it was an obligation as hitmen. To love was a hindrance in itself, and would inevitably lead to loss. From the bottom of my heart, fuck you Shigeki

I'm a firm believer that they only started falling in love in the events of episode 6-8 or even episode 11. In Rei's case, I personally headcanon him to have very light, warm feelings since the days Kazuki started taking care of him, but never having the name for it

#buddy daddies #kazurei #kazuki kurusu #rei suwa #just like kazurei my brain was tiptoeing my point the entire post #LMAOO #in kazuki's case i still believe he fell harder.#like #he just liked taking care of rei. its something he found comfort in doing #i was so tempted to elaborate on what rei thinks about love before miri's presence but #thats way too many loops #im just obsessed with the guy. good fucking god #hopefully u successfully comprehended this #my buddy daddies brainrot will NOT be reaching the end anytime soon #speaking of kazuki falling harder. remember the look he gave rei when the latter gained the courage to cheer on miri #YEAH #thats when he realized that hes just as devoted to their family. hed RIDE AND DIE FOR THIS FAMILY

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lostclippedwings · 23 days

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i think about every single thing and every single detail all the time

#girlblogging #girlblog #girlhood #shitpost #gaslight gatekeep girlblog #2000s internet #absolute insanity #niche interests #female rage #lana del rey #manic pixie dream girl #just girls being girls #just girly thoughts #just girly posts #just girly things #rot girl summer #the brainrot is real #i need a lobotomy

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deimosatellite · 1 year

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literally losing it at the parts where rei is SO GENTLE when he picks up miri and generally when hes holding her hand / sleeping next to her. bc we KNOW rei was shown the opposite as a child. hes trying to be extra careful to miri because of how horribly he was raised HELP

#FATHER OF THE YEAR #he makes me batshit #rei suwa #buddy daddies #miri unasaka #IM SORRY I NEVER POST ABOUT KAZUKI I JUST HAVE BRAINROT BUT I PROMMY IM WRITING ABOUT BOTH OF THEM #annie rambles

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seasonalberries · 1 year

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I have everything I need

#buddy daddies #kazurei #kazuki kurusu #rei suwa #so we all agree that rei is asexual…#and as a fellow asexual I think about that a lot #especially because kazu would probably be the most loving and accepting partner ever #they are married and in love and have a beautiful loving daughter #the brainrot continues #can’t stop won’t stop

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zutarawasrobbed · 1 year

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Same Energy

#both spinning to save the people the love #spinning to protect their soulmates #follow hubbydaddies for more of my brainrot #buddy daddies #daughter daddies #Zuko #rei suwa #avatar: the last airbender

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