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incorrecttobideiquotes · 2 years

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Tobi: I got the birthday cake for senpai.

Konan: It says, "Happy 19th Birthday Dave."

Tobi: Oh, he's going to be 20, isn't he?

Konan: His name is Deidara.

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tobideiweek · 6 years

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Tobidei Week 2017 Masterpost

Day 1: First Time

*The Meaning of being Partners by SweetAlphaChild

*One (First Time) by Redskiez

*Uñas by Lybra (In Spanish)

Day 2: Inspired by a Song

*Two of Hearts by Redskiez

*A Crack in the Wall by SweetAlphaChild

*Closer by Lybra (Rated M)

Day 3: Slice of Life

*Helado by Lybra

*White Swirls by SweetAlphaChild

*Three Seconds by Redskiez

Day 4: Tragic Romance vs Humor/Romance

*I'm Sorry, Tobi by SweetAlphaChild

*Four Letter Word by Redskiez

*Amar en Tiempos de Guerra by Lybra

Day 5: Alternate Universe

*Politically Incorrect by Lybra (Rated M)

*Fifth Row, First Seat by Redskiez

Day 6: Lemon

*Retaliation by SweetAlphaChild (Rated M)

*Six for Gold by Redskiez (Rated M)

*I love you, Dei... by Lybra (Fanart) (Rated M)

Day 7: Free

*I love you too, hm by Lybra (Fanart)

*Seven (free) by Redskiez

*Number One by SweetAlphaChild

#Tobidei week #Tobidei week 2017 #tobidei #tobideiweek #archival

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redskiez · 3 years

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Not sure why but AO3 took down “Keep Quiet, Please” and “Leather Pants” for review since they were reported for abuse. If they get deleted, that’s why.

#redskiez #textpost #update

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incorrecttobideiquotes · 2 years

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Deidara: What's Tobi's real name?

Itachi: He's older than me.

Deidara: That's not what I asked.

Itachi: That's all the information I have.

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incorrecttobideiquotes · 2 years

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Deidara: What's up? I'm back.

Tobi: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead.

Deidara: Death is a social construct.

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incorrecttobideiquotes · 2 years

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Tobi: Something's off.

Deidara: Maybe you've finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

Tobi: Rich, coming from you.

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incorrecttobideiquotes · 2 years

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Deidara: Okay, so you say that you're creative.

Tobi: Yes.

Deidara: May I ask what you create?

Tobi: Problems.

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incorrecttobideiquotes · 2 years

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Tobi: Hold the fuck up, senpai.

Tobi: It's me. I'm the fuck up. Hold me.

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incorrecttobideiquotes · 2 years

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Tobi: Emotionally, I'm doing the laminated paper wobbling sound.

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incorrecttobideiquotes · 2 years

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Zetsu: And that's how we are going to enslave the entire world.

Tobi: Who gives a shit.

Deidara: Tobi, come look at what I sculpted today. It's a goldfish.

Tobi: Fascinating.

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incorrecttobideiquotes · 2 years

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Deidara: You bought a taco?

Tobi: Yes, why?

Deidara: At a moment like this?

Deidara: From the truck that HIT Hidan?

Tobi: Well, me starving ain't gonna help him.

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incorrecttobideiquotes · 2 years

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Deidara: I bet I could take you.

Zetsu: In a fight, right?

Obito: Oh, yeah?

Zetsu: IN A FIGHT, RIGHT?

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incorrecttobideiquotes · 2 years

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Deidara: I can't mansplain manipulate manwhore my way out of this one, Tobi.

Tobi: Manslaughter it is, then.

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incorrecttobideiquotes · 2 years

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Deidara: Tobi, you need to shut the fuck up. My therapist is sick of hearing about you.

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incorrecttobideiquotes · 2 years

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incorrecttobideiquotes · 3 years

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Tobi: Dude, this place really didn't pass the vibe check.

Konan: Deidara, I'm begging you to stop teaching Tobi modern slang.

Deidara: Looks like you don't pass the vibe check either, Konan.

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