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#red sans honey and oak can keep eachother company while the war wages on
ratsoh-writes · 3 years
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Omg, I have this curse ask in mind for so long now. Do you know this meme ad with the "You can't say no to Panda" (you can find it on YouTube ) ? What if it happened to your main boys out of nowhere ?
Ok so I looked up the panda commercials and I think I died man. These are so good!!! Literally I would buy panda cheese because of that commercial lol
The commercials in question
Sans: with shaking hands while staring into the pandas soulless eyes, sans levitates three more panda cheeses into his shopping cart then hurries away lol. Coward
Papyrus: literally he just wants mozzarella and papyrus WILL NOT BACK DOWN. Papyrus and the panda are both nose to nose, right up in each other’s faces staring the other down. The panda slowly hands him a bad of shredded panda brand mozzarella cheese. Papyrus nods seriously, and without breaking eye contact, walks away
Star: he just didn’t want the sandwich and now this panda is beating his bike with a stick and honey is hiding behind a tree like a weenie. Star will have a stick-lightsaber joust to defend his honor. And he won’t back down even if it dusts him!!
Honey: he was more in the mood for toast and jam instead of toast and cheese, and now this psycho panda is tearing up his house. Honey hides in the closet and calls the police. When they arrive, his kitchen is ruined and the security footage has 20 minutes of a panda staring creepily into the camera
Red: he’s gonna make this panda his B*TCH for breaking into his house. Red will bare fist fight this dang animal if he has too. The neighborhood is treated to the sight of red and a panda slugging it out in the street lol
Edge: the panda broke his laptop. He breaks their bank. Was putting a whole company out of business over a laptop overkill? Maybe? Did it feel good? Totally >:) oh edge you sweet summer child.. do you think that will stop the panda
Mal: once, just once, mal will ask the mafia for help. Because this panda broke the windows to his shop and some of his goods were stolen. And mal wants it GONE. This may be the start of an unlikely friendship between him, the old lady squad, and ace. We’ll see...
Cash: him and bruiser go on a man hunt to find and capture the panda. They wind up including a bloodthirsty butch, charm who’s just there for the drama, mal who of course is joined by the old ladies, and the most surprising ally of all. Willow. This panda is going down
Oak: he almost cried when that panda overturned his whole picnic table and kicked one of his chickens. Oak would’ve fought back, but his chickens safety was on the line, so he shortcutted away with them instead
Willow: this panda wasted food, kicked his chicken, and worst of all, scared his brother. Willow will stop at nothing to rid the world of this evil. And if it means joining an illegal manhunt, then so be it. He provides the snacks and positive encouragement
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