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arc-misadventures · 4 months

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NNN: Jaune and Jessica bet their teams they can last NNN.....how do they do?

NNN: J

Jaune: I can totally beat, NNN. Just you watch me!

Blake: You really think you can do that?

Jaune: Easily!

Blake: What makes you think that? I mean, Jessica is just a cuter version of, Ruby…

Ruby: You take that back!

Blake: Can you really deny, Green Ruby?

Ruby: Green what?!

Jaune: First off, Ruby’s nothing like Jessica.

Ruby: That’s right! I’m way better than that goblin!

Blake: How so?

Jaune: First off. She’s a legal loli, Ruby isn’t.

Blake: That’s true.

Ruby: Excuse me what?

Jaune: And, Jessica has magic powers with her ring. Wait, Ruby has magical powers with her eyes… They’re both cute as a button. Both have a passion for heavy ordanence. Both are small. One is green, the other is red, making them complimentary colours. Have small chest, but full butts. Wow… It’s like they’re twins…

Blake: So if you imagine, Ruby as, Jessica, would that make you dealing with, NNN hard?

Jaune: No, she’d just be, Red Jessica then.

Ruby: I’d be red what?!

Blake: But, don’t you want to… ‘tap dat ass?’

Jaune: I do, but I’d rather tap the older Jessica ass, than the younger one. Well, 60/40 in favour of which, Jessica I’d like to tap.

Jaune: …

Jaune: First…

Blake: Older Jessica?

Jaune: Yeah, back in her world she’s in her twenties, she looks like a completely different person. I bet, Ruby will just look a few inches taller when she’s older.

Ruby: Take that back!

Blake: What does she look like, this older, Jessica?

Jaune: Here’s a photo she sent me…

Blake: Damn~! Puppetry was kind to her~!

Ruby: I bet I’ll get a better figure then her.

Jaune: See! I want to tap that! But, I can’t…

Blake: Why not?

Jaune: She’s back in her world, and I’m here… Can’t lose, NNN when there’s nothing to lose to…

Blake: But, I thought she was coming back?

Jaune: She promised she would, but even she doesn’t know when she could… So, yeah…

Blake: So, what are you going to do then?

Jaune: Wait, and see. What else can I do?

Ruby: You can fun with me instead~?

Jaune: Not now, Red Jessica.

Ruby: I am not, Green Ruby!?!

Blake: What do you think, Jessica is doing now?

Jaune: Probably saving the world, that’s what heroes do after all.

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Meanwhile in the, DC RWBY Universe

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Jessica: FIX THAT FUCKING MACHINE ALREADY!!!

Jessica was not saving the world at the moment, she was currently losening her mind with unbridled lust, and blinding rage.

For she was currently being restrained by her friends, Powegirl, Wonderwoman, Superman, and Hal Gordon of the Green Lantern Corp. At least they we’re trying to; One would think three of the, Leagues strongest members could restrain a girl in her mid twenties with relative ease. However, they didn’t take into consideration what a highly horny girl, who was frustrated to no end because she was so hormonal could do to a person.

For in, Jessica’s, hormonal rage, for the lack of a better description, had received both a ring from the, Star Sapphire Core, and the Red Lantern Core. Making an already powerful Lantern exponentially more powerful, and terrifying.

Clark: Hurry up! We’re barely holding her back!

Victor: We’re working as fast as we can!

A multi coloured blast of energy soon shot past, Cyborg’s head, narrowly missing the trans-dimensional gateway thar he, and Batman we’re working on repairing.

Bruce: Hal, block her energy blasts. If one those hits the machine it will be destroyed.

Hal: I’m trying, but I’m fighting three on one!

Kara: Have you called any, Lanterns for back up!

Hal: I called, but it will take them a while to come here.

Another multi coloured blast ripped past, Hal’s head, and nearly impacted one of the stations windows, but the blast doors quickly shut as the, Flash hit the emergency button to activate the blast doors.

Wally: Okay, that was close. Okay, can someone explain to me what’s going on?

Diana: She’s been cursed by, Aphrodite!

Wally: What?

Kara: She decided to do the, NNN challenge. But, that only made her think of that, Jaune kid she’s been talking about, and now she’s just really, really horny!

Clark: And, angry!

Wally: Oh… Well, not to sound vulgar, but can’t she just… do it, and relax then?

Kara: You certainly never been with a woman before have you?!

Wally: Hey!

Bruce: Enough. Just hold on a little longer, we’ve nearly finis…?!

Victor: Oh shit!

Hal: AHHH?!

Another blast of energy hit, Hals shield, only this time it broke through, and slamming into, Hal, and sending him flying only for the bolt of energy to fly though the air, and crash into the machine. It surged with new found power from within, suddenly it blast upward into a multi coloured hole in the ceiling. The ensemble of heroes stared at the whole before something fell through it, and hit the ground with a heavy thud. Before the portal, as it seemed to be suddenly vanished.

They look down upon the ground to see a suit of armour slowly rise from the ground. It’s once polished clean white metal, now was stained by streaks of rust. The knight looked down at his hands before a weary sigh escaped its lips. It’s hands reached up, and removed its helmet, revealing a mane of blond hair tied in a wolf tail. It looked down at the helmet in it’s hands before letting a deep sigh escape his lips. One burdened by the weight of the world, and tired of carrying such a burden around without rest.

: I see… I’m the, Rusted Knight once again… peachy. But… where am I? This clearly isn’t the, Ever After… So where is it?

The figure was about to turn around, when they heard a series of mechanical shifts, and the whirling of engines. He had the stinking feeling he was in a place he wasn’t supposed to be.

Bruce: Who are you, how did you get here?

: I don’t know how I got here, a portal appeared below my feet, and I fell through it, and suddenly I appeared here. As for who I am, well… In this form, I was called the, Rusted Knight. But, that was only in children’s fairytale. But, my real name is, Jaune Arc.

The knight held up it’s hands as it slowly turned around to face them, revealing a grizzled beard of golden hair, laced with white streaks. As he stood before them, he looked at them with a perplexed expression across his face as he stared at them in turn.

Jaune: Do I know you? You look familiar, at least some of you, have we met…? Wait… Jessica, is that you?

The trio was struggling to contain, the Tri-Coloured Lantern from her hormonal rage, but she suddenly went slack in their arms, as the knight fell through the portal. But, her breath quickened as she saw a grizzled old blond man appear before them.

Jessica: J-J-Jaune…? Is that really you?

Jaune: It’s really me my little nightlight.

Jaune smiled warmly, with a fatherly smile as if he was pleased to with what he saw before him. For him, being reunited with his girlfriend, even in such an unorthodox manner was quite pleasing to him. Jessica was also, extremely pleased to see her boyfriend again, she was however, going through a panic attack as she struggled to digest what she was seeing before her.

Jessica: J-J-Jaune’s here?! B-But it’s not, Jaune… This, Jaune is b-bigger! Taller! Those muscles?! And, the beard! That glorious beard! And, are those white streaks? J-Jaune’s a silver fox?! He’s a total daddy now! My Daddy now! Ah… Ah-ha…! Ahahahahahahaha?!

Everyone started looking at, Jessica in concern. Jaune was concerned that after finally reuniting with his girlfriend they would have had happy embrace, followed by a lovers kiss. But, here he was watching his girlfriend falling down into a mad fit of laughter.

For the rest of the, Justic League it was unsettling to see their friend go from stark raving mad, to looking like she was just dosed in, Joker laughing gas.

And, yet it all ended as fast as it began.

Jessica: Aaaaahhhh~!

(“Thud”)

Blood poured down, Jessica’s nose she she finally stopped laughing, before she promptly fainted, and fell upon the ground. Silence hung in the air as all turned to face their unexpected guest.

Jaune: Uhhh… Sorry?

Clark: All thing’s considered this was probably for the best.

Jaune: Okay…?

Kara: That’s, Jaune?!

Diana: he was a teenager when I last saw him, not like… this?!

Kara: Do you think, Jessica is open to sharing?

Jaune: So uhh… what now?

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fatheriimaginedyoutaller · 5 months

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POV: You're a DC comics character who's an abuse survivor but you're not marketable enough to deserve empathy

#my post #damian wayne #bleez #guy gardner #komand'r #robin #red lantern #green lantern #blackfire #batman #dc comics

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zylev-blog · 3 months

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Red Lantern Dan Phantom.

After Dan escapes the thermos and flees into the mortal world, the rage against Danny in his heart turned tangible. Danny had told Hal about his escaped convict, and everything Dan was capable of. After another altercation with Danny and Dan escaped, the Red Lantern ring chooses Dan.

#dp x dc #dp x dc au #dp x dc writing prompt #dp dc crossover #dp x dc fanfic #dp x dc prompt #danny phantom crossover #danny phantom #dp x dc crossover #dp crossover #red lantern #Red Lantern Dan Phantom

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why-i-love-comics · 3 months

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Alan Scott: The Green Lantern #4 - "Resurrection" (2024)

written by Tim Sheridan art by Cian Tormey, Jordi Tarragona, Raul Fernandez, John Livesay, & Matt Herms

#green lantern #alan scott #red lantern #vladimir sokov #DC #DC comics #wednesday spoilers #spoilers #comic spoilers

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rontra · 10 months

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AM I INSANE? I GAVE IT ALL

#ctde #supergirl #kara zor-el #red lantern #i heard she gets to appear in some kind of movie soon. good for her.#dc comics

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zal-cryptid · 10 months

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The Emotional Entities

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bitter-hibiscus · 4 months

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Drew Red Lantern!Jason Todd to try and motivate myself to write the fic LOL! Can't stop thinking about it

#jason todd #dc comics #batman #digital art #red lantern #green lantern #jason todd fanart #red hood #my art

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f4nd0mlife · 6 days

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Alan Scott: The Green Lantern #6 cover by David Talaski

#green lantern #alan scott #red lantern #vladimir sokov #dc #dc comics #comics #cover art #comic book art #comic book cover art

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nopes-and-dreams-and-nightmares · 11 months

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He’s a GOOD CAT.

I’ve been wanting to give him a more species-appropriate costume for a while.

Turned him into a sticker right here

#dc fanart #dc #dc comics #red lantern #dex starr #dex-starr

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lotusinjadewell · 7 months

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Áo ngũ thân. Credit to chutai.photo.

#vietnam #vietnamese #culture #history #sinosphere #fashion #historical fashion #aodai #travel destinations #travel #mid autumn festival #red lantern #couple

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shamlesspandanerd · 23 days

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#green lantern #red lantern #dc comics #comic books #alan scott

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lycanthrope6221 · 1 month

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Tim drake fandom dare I say I’m kinda cookin.⁉️

WIP red lantern design.

#dc comics #tim drake #dc #red lantern!tim drake #red lantern #red robin #art wip #wip #I love making Tim drake aus #I love krita #lycanpost

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ufonaut · 4 months

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Alan Scott in Green Lantern 80th Anniversary 100-Page Super Spectacular (2020) #1 // Ruby Sokov in Justice Society of America (2022) #8

(James Tynion IV, Gary Frank // Geoff Johns, Mikel Janin)

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shayerathals · 4 months

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i'm so glad dc utilized the alan scott officially being gay 'retcon' in an interesting way that also doubles down on why alan most likely quit being green lantern amidst the jsa disbanding.

him having a hero/villain romance with a soviet agent, the american government accusing the jsa of being communists amidst the mccarthyism, alan being one of the first people hanging up his cape.... geoff johns is actually a GENIUS!!! it also 100% ties into why alan essentially let the idea of him being gay go and why he would try & get with women after the jsa disbanded.... johnny thunder also said the red lantern is still a sensitive subject like it's still eating alan alive to this day. the internalized homophobia happening AFTER the jsa disbanding is so poetic truly.