My dealer, Antfrost: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the red banquet” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me, : yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
30 minutes later:
Me: dude I swear I just saw Bad lock the doors on us
My buddy Awesamdude, pacing: Hannahxxrose is lying to us
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redbanquet!dream 🩸
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Dsmp memes i made a while back and forgot to post, ID included
The swear word (there was only one) is censored because I cannot swear for religious reasons and thus can't type it
[ID: DSMP characters edited to be text posts.
Post 1:
C!Philza: He actually turned his life around
C!Quackity (Butchers Army): That's a shame I hope he relapses and dies. Right now.
Post 2:
C!Wilbur: I don't trust birds. frickin hollow bones. suspicious. what are you hiding in there
Post 3:
A yelp review with 4 stars.
C!Georgenotfound: Nice restaurant. Very attentive staff only deducted a star as there was a man murdered beside me towards the end of my meal
Post 4:
C!Badboyhalo, with his egg arc skin: the horrors are returning everyone!!!! clap if you're excited for the horrors
C!Badboyhalo, with his normal skin: (weakly) did everyone have fun at the horrors
Post 5:
(A Twitter post. The display name is "hamilton kinnie" and the @ is lmanbur.) Gimme a pen paper and 3 adderall I'll rewrite the constitution myself
Post 6:
(A series of spammed text messages.)
C!Tubbo: Do it and you're cool (Repeated 3 times.)
C!Tommy: DO IT AND YOU'RE COOLLLLLL
C!Ranboo: THIS IS PEER PRESSURE (Repeated 6 times.)
Post 7:
(A Twitter post. The display name is "subscribe to technoblade" and the @ is technoblade.)
C!Technoblade: im not former gifted student. i am still gifted. put me in a fourth grade class i'll annihilate them all like i did the first time
Post 8:
(A reddit post. C!Quackity's disheveled post-Slimecicle's death skin is pictured beside the post.)
(Post title) MY INTENTIONS ARE GOOD IM TRYING !!! !!! !!! !!!
(Post text) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Post 9:
(A Twitter post. The display name is "newest syndicate member ig" and the @ is c!connor.)
C!Connoreatspants: honestly i dont even play an active role in my life.. stuff just happens and im like oh is this what we're doing now ok
Post 10:
Slimecicle: Not wearing glasses anymore. I've seen enough
/end ID.]
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doodle from about a week or so ago
genuinely wasn't too into dsmp back then but if you told 2021 me they were a really trio i'd be unable to believe you
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C!Niki. Draw c!Niki. Her her her her. Red banquet possibly?
waxwork girl attends banquet, displeased to discover Giant Wall Of Lava To Consume All activity within 15 minutes
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Okay so Ranboo just confirmed on the Christmas Stream- Cranboo being at the Red Banquet was an Enderwalk thing and had to do with them being nosy and also wanting to collect information and to be aware of what was going on.
Also the bindfold was 1) it looked cool and 2) tears, to soak up tears in case something happened or something like that.
I am happy.
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maybe my plan won't work, but then again, maybe it already has
redraw of that one catradora dip scene but its c!puffyrose and c!hannah is taunting her ex (? they were def in a situationship) at the banquet
also take this comic with c!niki and c!eret
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