joking aside, I love this site. I have learned so much from this site. I have received so much love and support from this site, and I hope to be here for years to come (especially now that we accidentally won Least Worst Social Media Platform, despite our very best efforts)
that being said, taking a break was really helpful for me mentally. it made me realize how much pressure I was putting on myself to keep people entertained so they would like me. I'm talking like, 'rereading & editing a single dumb shitpost a dozen times a day' levels of overthinking.
So yeah: I love it here, I plan to keep making people (and myself) laugh, but going forward I'm going to be putting less pressure on myself to be as entertaining/active as i used to aim for. Less "I choked on my gogurt" levels of humor, more "sensible chuckle." (sometimes I may even indulge in a joke that purposefully fails to resonate with the audience! it will be quite a mischievous little treat for me 🤭.)
anyways please be patient if my posts lack a certain pizzazz going forward. the pizzazz is out of stock. no there is none in the back room. the pizzazz is on back order ok. no I'm not paying for expedited shipping. our supplier is experiencing a shortage. pizzazz is a controlled substance, do you have no understanding of the paperwork involved? piss off with your piddling pizzazz
TLDR if you think my posts were mediocre before just u wait sweetheart you ain't seen nothing yet. (they are going to get worse. what I'm saying is they are going to get even more underwhelming. i feel good about this.)
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do you think Snape’s bedroom is clean or messy? How organized is it, do you think? 🤔
I think Severus was a freakily clean person by nature lol, but I think he sometimes let himself “rot” in the mess and refused to indulge in self-care in order to punish himself. [I think that’s also why Severus didn’t seem to put in much effort into his appearance, I believe it was a mix of genuinely not caring and not bothering to fix it because “it’s what he’s used to.”] Also I think Severus’s bedroom in his chambers at Hogwarts (when he was a professor, not a student) and Severus’s bedroom in his childhood home were very different. I believe in his childhood room he never bothered to clean it because it would always end up messed up bc of his father anyway. And I believe when he became a professor and moved to Hogwarts for most of the year, he saw it as a “fresh start” and an opportunity to freakishly clean and organise everything.
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Follow this link for all of the rules, guidelines, and the submission form!
Hi guys! I've hosted an art-based MC OC Secret Santa on our askblog Discord for a few years now and wanted to try opening it up to mineblr in general!
Keep in mind that this is for Minecraft OCs only, and all gifts must be original drawings.
Submissions close December 3. I may cut the form off early if interest gets too big for one person to manage, but feel free to spread around with your pals!
Message me here or on Discord (I prefer Discord!) with questions.
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Noisy
You are a PhD student at Piltover’s Academy of Science, Technology, and Innovation. You are among the students who work to offset the costs of your tuition, and you live in a specific area of student housing. Unfortunately, your upstairs neighbor doesn’t seem to care how much noise they make, especially late at night. When you finally confront them about it, you find that the neighbor in question is none other than Viktor, assistant to the Dean of the Academy.
Part One - Warnings for cursing, sleepless nights, confrontation, possibly carnivorous plants.
Part Two - Warnings for language, pining, sleeplessness, cranky reader, cranky Viktor, confrontation, slightly improbable hook-up, brief discussion of kinks, oral sex (male receiving).
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You're out there for the whole world. The least I can do is be beside you.
Superman: Son of Kal-El (2021) #15
(Tom Taylor, Cian Tormey)
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