#realityrot

[murderousbitch]

CRUSTY OLD ASS MEME.

@liftedrelics​ (patrick) asked: "That's a load of shit."

                         There’s a snort and playful shove given in response. More and more she was opening up to him, telling him of the wild adventures she had as a slayer ( as if she could ever really stop being the slayer. ) Finding comfort in sharing the stories with him except for the ones that dived a little too far into her darker side. Those would eventually be aired out, but not now.

“Oh whatever, king bullshiter,” Faith chuckled shaking her head, “but yes. I damn near sent a priest to heaven just for bein’ naked while savin’ his ass an’ the bus load of church goers from bein’ eaten by a bunch of vamps. Told you when we first met, my bod’ is rockin’ an’ brings many to their knees.”

#liftedrelics #( v; wanna stay with you until we're grey and old | with: realityrot / v01 ) #( new story | threads ) #( no ones home at the moment | queued ) #( it's been 84 goddamn years )

[horrormaestro-aaaa]

hello ,  it’s  me ,  your  problematic  fave.  from  this  point  on  i  will  be  a  @realityrot  simp  account.  thank  u.

#/ watch me #/ marley did this and i simply fall in line #𝐨𝐨𝐜. 𝙷𝙾𝚁𝚁𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙴𝚂𝚃𝚁𝙾 ✩ ﹕ rae says. #realityrot

[horrorempathy]

*Jogs through Kristen's dreams in his grey sweats*

kristen  calling  patrick  in  the  middle  of  the  night:   hey,  you  looked  sexy  today.

#realityrot #patrick: you didn't see me today? #let's hope those sweatpants have pockets #for ALL THAT AUDACITY #01. i'm the bad guy. / kristen durus.

[neonataled]

@realityrot​ said: 👌

               aRrEsT hEr OfFiCer   !!!!!

*        (      ⫸     )      send a 👌 if your muse would bang mine  //      ACCEPTING   .

#realityrot #( ⫸ . ) * SHE SPOKE LIKE THE WIND // answered . #( ⫸ . ) * BUSINESS IN THE FRONT HORSES IN THE BACK // ooc .

[murderousbitcha]

LISTEN SHE WASN’T THE GREATEST DRIVER but she didn’t think she was going that fast. Yet here she was being pulled over and having to follow the law because if she didn’t, it would look bad considering who she was dating. Sighing she reached over and dug through the jockybox looking for her registration and insurance.

“Man I didn’t think I was goin’ that fast so do you think we can go with a warnin’ this time?” she asked not having looked towards the officer. “Ah ha! There it is,” she muttered sitting back once she had the papers, her gaze shifting from her insurance card to the window. “Oh son of a bitch. Are you serious?” Faith muttered when she saw it was Patrick.

@realityrot

#realityrot #( v; i want it now give me your heart & soul | with: realityrot ) #( interactions ) #( closed starter )

[vyrulent]

realityrot replied to your post: .

bow chika wah wah

lisa’s gonna go think about raylan and wearing his hat and nothing else now.

#realityrot #|| shut the fuck up foxxy ( ooc ) ||

[corvosnox]

realityrot replied to your post:               emile is legit that dumbass tho that...

pat: *facepalm*

          why can’t you just take them and go away and go trip bear b.alls somewhere it’ll be fun.

#realityrot #adskjfkasdsdf #emile vc: but hey officer if you wanna cuff me i WONT COMPLAIN (; #there is no stopping emile sorry pat

[dumauricr]

𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲𝐫𝐨𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 : Patrick WOULD resort in casually spilling wine on her pristine couch or carpet without a single care in the world. He knows she's prepared for it, he's become predictable now. Instead, he slides into the uncomfortably stiff sofa and props his left ankle over his right knee with a smile. " Pop another Xanax Delia. That should help."

                                                          gaze watches him as he seats himself , as though he had every right to be there , && truthfully , he does -- she doesn’t stop him , doesn’t berate . simply allows him into her space && a doesn’t bat an eyelash . pause , ignoring him for the book in hand until he speaks , comment causing nothing but a soft breath of laughter issued between her teeth ; he wasn’t wrong on that score , but she is hardly about give him that satisfaction .                                   when she turns , flaxen brows loft high , amusement painted so delicately into the lines around her mouth && eyes ; it hadn’t always been this easy , but with age had come temperance , && tolerance -- now , she would go so far as to say she enjoyed his company , finding the years of silence that had stretched between them simply a thing of the past , seldom thought on , bar for when she deigned to think on all they were , all they had once been .                                           ‘ every time you open your mouth , i feel a migraine coming on . ’

#realityrot #» 𝖎𝖎 . 𝐀 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 / INTERACTION #» 𝖎𝖎 . 𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬 / INBOX #( i hate them )

[cachazo]

Do what Helena says and come retire with me we can go fishing

    “ Now that’s an idea! ” Preferably far — far away from all the bottom jokes.

#i'm living for this imagery. #realityrot #answered.

[peacefulapostle--a]

John Seed is illegal.

“As the brother of John Seed….. what he DOES is illegal.” 

             as the mun you’re RIGHT. John Seed is illegal and hot damn. 

#;answered #YOU'RE PREACHING TO THE CHOIR MY FRIEND #realityrot

[horrorempathya]

I love you. I will forever love you. I will follow u until the end of time like an annoying plastic bag that ominously follows you around because you're wonderful and i luff u.

❯ random  /  always accepting :  @realityrot​ .

#realityrot #plastic bag or mini cape ???

[murderousbitch]

𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒄𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒆𝒐𝒖𝒔  𝒒𝒖𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒔.

@realityrot​​​ asked: ‘ i’ve been lost but i’m here now . you’re the only person who has ever been able to find me . ’

             Standing across from him, the slayer swallowed as her hands fidgeted with the hem of her shirt. When she decided to relocate, settle down and try for a normal life, she never thought she would meet someone. Sure meeting someone and finding happiness usually fell under the settling down category, but it had never been a priority. And yet Pat had walked into her life or better yet stumbled into it, which there were no complaints about him doing so.

However his admission left her standing there, unsure of what to say or do. For the longest time Faith thought he had found her, that she had been the one who was lost. Mindlessly wandering around trying to find her place in the world, find some meaning to her life (if there even was one), always searching for something. It seemed, however, that she found someone, someone who was just as lost as she was.

Walking over to him, closing the space between them, the slayer moved to stand in front of him. Slowly her hands came up to rest on either side of his face as she looked into his eyes. He looked tired, so very tired, and it pained her to know there wasn’t much she could do to help him. “I will always find you, Pat,” she whispered, thumbs gently stroking his stubbly cheeks, “no matter where you or how far you wander off...I’ll always find you.”

#realityrot #( v; wanna stay with you until we're grey and old | with: realityrot / v01 ) #( new story | threads ) #( no ones home at the moment | queued )

[tigrkllr]

MINDHUNTER || ACCEPTING : @realityrot asked:  ❛  you’re gonna make me lose my appetite.  ❜

The photo, depicting a HORRID kind of scene, in hand was reeled back at the man’s audible and visible disgust. Brows furrowed and head canted the TINIEST bit in curiosity, “--- Really?”

Dark eyes drift up to meet the other’s. Working in the field he did, in one of the busiest cities in the country? Something far more grotesque was sure to have come up in the past. Or perhaps he was far to comfortable with DEATH and it’s many forms of slaughter. Some of which he’s been forced to perform.

“Are you not used to these kinds of scenes? I figured it came with the position.”

#realityrot #idk what happenin #BUT HELLO!! #ɪᴄ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀs ┈ 015.

[altarsburning]

@realityrot ask  ❛ there’s no rule stating that parasites can’t be pretty. ❜

‘ are you calling me a parasite? ‘

#realityrot #( she is an inferno; a tempest; venom and fangs and claws — SABINE THREAD. )

[murderousbitcha]

IT’S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, AND MY MUSE JUST CLIMBED INTO YOUR MUSE’S BEDROOM WINDOW ROOM.

@realityrot​ asked: “What are you doing in my room?”

THEY HAD AGREED THAT IT WASN’T BEST. That her sleeping in the same bed--house even--as him wasn’t best, that it wasn’t safe for her. But as she laid there in her room, eyes staring up at the ceiling, Faith couldn’t sleep alone. She’d laid there close to three hours before she finally got up and made her way to Patrick’s house. Using the spare key he had given her, she let herself in and made her ways to the stairs. Upstairs to their room, to their bed, to him. Seeing him handcuffed to their bed still wasn’t easy for her despite having told him it was something she could handle. But it wasn’t, it still made her feel a twinge of worry and concern for him.

When he looked to her and spoke, she closed the door behind herself before moving over to the bed. “Please don’t send me away...” she whispered as she moved to sit beside him. Reaching over she uncuffed one of his hands before she was cuffing herself and laying down beside him, her head going to his chest. “I can’t sleep alone. I...I can’t be without you,” she whispered kissing his chest before looking up at him. “It’ll be okay. I know it will.”

#realityrot #( v; the blood is rare & sweet as cherry wine | with: realityrot au ) #( interactions )

[sicarea]

☣.•°*  𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐄 𝐄𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐇 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄 ┆ “  @realityrot  /  accepting

❛ Honestly, I thought that I would be dead by now. ❜

𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐋, 𝐍𝐎 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓 !    ——–     she scoffs at his words as she kept treating his wound to the best of her abilities    ❛     is this a complaint ?    ❜        a harmless smirk escapes chapped lips as pressure is purposely made against the laceration on his thigh       ❛      are you seriously complaining ?    ❜      eyes drift from her working hands to his eyes once,  perhaps twice    

           ❛      if you want to die please just tell me before i keep wasting my resources on your stupid wound     ❜    a sudden pause.     The weight of her body falls to rest atop her shins       ❛      do you want me to let you die or are you going to cooperate ?      ❜    

#realityrot #✂.•° 𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄┆ “ esto es piedra papel o tijera no todo el mundo se la juega #please excuse her #i beg of thee