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sirjaybobobka · 2 months
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these guys should all get "I died in McDavid's saw traps" t-shirts
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sirjaybobobka · 12 days
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caps indulging in teej's particular brand of horniness for his 1000th 🍑🏒
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sirjaybobobka · 1 year
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sirjaybobobka · 6 months
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"average nhl hockey player falls 3 times per game" factoid actualy just statistical error. average nhl hockey player falls 0 times per game. Jimmy Stu, who has the structural integrity of gelatin and falls more than 3,000 times per game, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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sirjaybobobka · 4 months
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i love him so much 🥰
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sirjaybobobka · 4 months
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his hops!
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sirjaybobobka · 1 month
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Remember when I used to do weekly hockey polls? Fun times.
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sirjaybobobka · 3 months
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what if we were both lineys and we scored together and were also engaged
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sirjaybobobka · 4 months
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legit had to doublecheck that this was the official twitter. national clown league. this should have been a suspension, hands down.
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sirjaybobobka · 5 months
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I love this team ❤️
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sirjaybobobka · 5 months
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🗣NATURE IS HEALING🗣
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sirjaybobobka · 2 months
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petition for the next asg to be hosted by pk subban and henrik lundqvist
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sirjaybobobka · 6 months
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I love him so much 🥹
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sirjaybobobka · 2 months
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the real reason drai keeps coming to the all star game and doing the accuracy shooting is to feed his public humiliation kink
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sirjaybobobka · 8 months
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I feel like brady tkachuk's flesh would have the same consistency as a polly pocket and the only people who probably know the answer to that are his wife and brendan lemieux
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sirjaybobobka · 14 days
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a special storm surge for kuzy 🥰
🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
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