"average nhl hockey player falls 3 times per game" factoid actualy just statistical error. average nhl hockey player falls 0 times per game. Jimmy Stu, who has the structural integrity of gelatin and falls more than 3,000 times per game, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
I feel like brady tkachuk's flesh would have the same consistency as a polly pocket and the only people who probably know the answer to that are his wife and brendan lemieux