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after almost exactly 3 years of the pandemic i finally just now caught covid :/

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guys i haven't been on tumblr for a wee bit because i've been all over the place, what the fuck is up with this dracula stuff??? help?

#dracula #? #ready2ramble

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I love waking up in the morning to see a high of 103 :D just makes me so happy. Same goes for the fact that the high this weekend is 108. I am almost certain our power will be shut off ❤️

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i was supposed to work the next 2 days but i got out of it 🤩🤩🎊

...because i passed out on the bathroom floor and scared the shit out of my boss 🖐️🖐️😔

#this was actually a lose lose because i enjoy my job and wanted to make some money #and it was deeply embarassing #they called 911 and i had to talk to some firemen and then my parents showed up #worst part is i don't remember all of it so i don't have all the juicy details #ready2ramble

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every time i randomly get a commercial in spanish i feel so special that i was chosen, like maybe they know i'm learning!!

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my grandpa is actually my favorite person ever, he has, in the span of a day, 1. told me he is dating a trans man 2. let me pick the movie we watched after diner together and 3. is setting me up with his friend's friend's swiss nephew. it's awesome after awesome after awesome

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realizing i have to recertify my food handlers card is probably the worst news ever

#you mean the 30 minutes i spent on the class in 8th grade won't last me for the rest of eternity #</3 #the new certification takes like 3 hours to complete #ready2ramble

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top three things i don't understand

1.) The Ocean

2.) My Mom

3.) Precalculus

#how do some parts of the ocean swell but the rest is the same height #isn't it all meant to be sea level? #why is my mom like that #why do i have a 68% in precalc #all good questions ! #ready2ramble

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i need constant and firm reminders that my coworkers are not my friends! they talk to me because we stand next to each other for hours, not because we're buddies. this is a truly heartbreaking conclusion i reach like once a week. </3

#when i pass them at school and they don't say hi #i'd rather be punched in the face #ready2ramble

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now what the fuck is this :(

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whoever this person on a forum about the life aquatic is, i want them to know that they are me and i am them wholeheartedly

#we see eye to eye #reading this brought me to tears #joelys movies #ready2ramble #the life aquatic with steve zissou

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the shortness of breath that comes with reading a really good fanfiction is one of the best feelings in the world

#ready2ramble #fanfiction

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getting a small scrape/cut/burn but no scar is actually so disrespectful. give it!!!

#tw scar #idk i feel like something abt this post is not totally a healthy mindset #could be wrong though #ready2ramble

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untagged mpreg is one thing but untagged cop au is a serious crime

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guys i'm starting a picrew thing because i'm obsessed with this maker

https://picrew.me/image_maker/1414503

this is me, pretty accurate to my actual appearance

and this is me having the utmost fun with the ridiculous amount of options on this picrew

tagging: @gravygremlin @sketchylookingbrushes @wackeyewayne @yxlxnabxlova @hopeless-bisexual-queen @annnster-but-weird @emilyofmanyfandoms and anyone else who sees this post!!

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guys i have to take the psat tomorrow and i honestly have no idea how the test works, if i was supposed to study, what to bring, whats going to be on it, and what a good score even really means for my future, but yanno what? that's life

#like i'm so confused #i think i need a number two pencil because i'm assuming its scantron #ready2ramble