#re shitposts

[agonycrossbow]

Hey can talk more about the dining room

I've already talked about the symbolism of the imagery in there and dissected the main exchange of dialogue that happens in there. I'm not really sure what else I could possibly say about it.

Unless you want me to make a joke about how Leon doesn't respond to Ashley saying "Eat? Here? No way." because he disagreed with her sentiment because he would've been more than happy to eat her pussy in there. Just would've shoved one of the dinnerware sets out of the way and sat her right up on the edge of the table and wasted at least 20 minutes of precious time eating her out.

Just would've buried his face right between her legs and lapped at her clit until she was arched across the table with both fists knotted in his hair, panting and moaning. Whining his name into the open air so loud that it makes him slightly concerned that other parts of the castle can hear her -- but not enough for him to actually pull his lips and tongue away from her sweet cunt.

The whole thing has him rock hard, and his throbbing cock presses uncomfortably against the inseam of his pants, aching and desperate for attention and release, but he just uselessly palms at it through the fabric and tries not to think about it. His full attention is on her -- on the way her chest heaves and her abs flex with every frantic breath she sucks in -- on the way the pads of her fingers drag across his scalp -- on the way she licks her lips and begs for him not to stop as more of her natural juices leak from her already-soaked entrance and stain the tablecloth beneath her.

...

ok sry i'll stop

#resident evil 4 #leon kennedy #ashley graham #misc asks #RE shitposts #SORRY I GOT CARRIED AWAY #THIS WASN'T WHAT YOU ASKED ME FOR BUT IT'S WHAT YOU FUCKING GOT

[mako-tachi]

#resident evil #re #re4 #re2 #leon kennedy #leon s kennedy #shitpost #4chan #5k

[infinitetrainss]

so how we feeling about the new sonic game

#sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sonic shitpost #sonadow #sonic x shadow generations #sonic x shadow #sonic generations #sorry for the low res the template was low quality

[tinyfantasminha]

This is literally how beanfest ended right

#miguel ohara jack in the brain 🥰🥰 #tbh I had this idea ever since this meme went viral and now since the event is re-releasing i saw the opportunity and took it #oh to be chased by ja- #twisted wonderland #twst event #twst beans day #beanfest #twst meme #twst shitpost #jack howl #twst oc #yuu/mc #twstvic #myart

[zaxal]

the metatron: thus concludes my 1367098 slide powerpoint presentation about why aziraphale is objectively the worst angel and you should let me unwrite him and his snake from reality

god: grow up. aziraphale has literally never sinned. the atrocities are part of him and i've decided they're funny.

#good omens #if i stop shitposting about aziraphale i will die #this is also god re: azram in lambsverse #minus the 'never sinned' part

[coffeebrownn]

#re #resident evil #chris redfield #leon s kennedy #ethan winters #shitpost #hm #my art #doodle

[kapkant7]

White boy off the damn perc

EDIT: Part 2 now featuring two VERY IMPORTANT EMOTES

#resident evil #re #resident evil 4 #re4 #leon kennedy #leon s kennedy #resident evil memes #re memes #resident evil shitpost #fortnite #fnite #i waited all week for this skin just to make this

[felix-krain]

Two researches chilling in a lab, five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay!

#my art #resident evil #william birkin #albert wesker #resident evil fanart #re #willsker #or whatever their ship is called I have no idea ahahaha #resident evil shitpost #based on a TikTok I saw

[yukkue]

#re leon #leon #leon re4 #leon s kennedy #leon kennedy #leon re6 #leon resident evil #resident evil #resident evil 6 #biohazard #my art #fanart #shitpost

[periwinklefemur]

#Imagine all the lives that could've been saved if it hadn't been for this white boy's recklessness lmao #re-animator #reanimator #herbert west #daniel cain #dan cain #meg halsey #megan halsey #video #shitpost #danbert

[jinxxparodiesproductions]

Who do you think wore it better 🤔

Based on this outfit https://x.com/omiza_zu/status/1779558932551291107?s=46&t=-hydmfs8IH9ElTio8mxU9Q

https://x.com/omiza_zu/status/1779558932551291107?s=46&t=-hydmfs8IH9ElTio8mxU9Q

#resident evil village #resident evil 8 #resident evil memes #resident evil fandom #resident evil fanart #lady dimitrescu #dimitrescu sisters #bela dimitrescu #cassandra dimitrescu #daniela dimitrescu #alcina dimitrescu #lord moreau #salvatore moreau #re8 fanart #re8 #re8 shitpost #re8 village #re8 lady dimitrescu #house dimitrescu #art #fanart #artwork #re village #resident evil #artists on tumblr #re art #resident evil art #re8 moreau

[reanimatedguts]

happy valentine's day

#has this been done yet #danbert #Herbert West #Dan Cain #Daniel Cain #Bride of ReAnimator #Bride of Re-Animator #ReAnimator #Re-Animator #Jeffrey Combs #Bruce Abbott #dumb shit #shitpost #reani shitpost

[atmothart]

Wouldn't lizard fashion be something like spikes and scales and a frilled lizard collar?

Like so?

(Bonus art under the cut)

#thank you anon I've been wanting to draw proper lizard fashion for a while and this gave me the motivation I needed #dracula daily #re: dracula #dracula #lizard fashion #The colours I chose here make Drac look like Harry Du Bois - which is appropriate given how I tend to depict his personality in my shitpost #bonus under the cut featuring Dracula's Weed Smorking Girlfriends #personally I really like the theory that the three vampire women are actually dracula's wife and two daughters #since the book never actually calls them his wives and the two subordinate girls are specifically described as looking similar to him #the idea that he turned his family but is no longer capable of loving them (or being loved by them) adds a whole extra layer for me #because he still goes through the motions - goes out to get them food (babies) and provide for them/fulfil the role of a patriarch #but its hollow and loveless and done out of strange obligation/habit - like an echo of being alive #BUT for the sake of comedy I will always draw them as his three weed smorking girlfriends because it's just funnier #or rather as I like to think of them - his three weed smoking EX-girlfriends who spend all day making fun of him and and freeloading #I'm going to tag any art with them in it from here on out as #the ex-wives of dracula #he's going to england to escape their ridicule

[fizzy0bloom]

#hyyyyyy #so i am not dead yet #high on meds so i made these lol #text post #textpost meme #text post meme #class of 09 #class of 09 game #class of '09 #co09 #co09 nicole #co09 jecka #class of 09 the re up #emily #karen #megan #ari #shitpost #principal lynn #gay shit

[harpuiaa]

(person that has never seen saw but has read yugioh voice) yeah? so he traps people in evil puzzle rooms? sounds a lot like a guy i know

#yeah. im into drawing absurd crossovers now #feat. the stupid fuckign chess meme #ik the doll thing is just a doll but i keep seeing shitposts online that treat him as if hes not. i think it adds to it #no idea whats up with the formattign we'll see if it fixes itself after posing #(edit: it did not i had to re-add the second image) #i think yami yugi would survive a saw trap no problem. it's his natural environment #for that matter i also think he would survive squid game (ignoring the political messaging here. sorry.). he does that for a living #i've thought out how an evil chess shadow game would play out. even if it's not actually explained in the drawing #theres a time bomb on each side. you can prevent/regain time on yr side depending on the type of pieces you take. loser explodes #yami yugi would get a pawn across the board unnoticed turning it into a queen bc of course he would. prompting the opponent to cheat #getting themselves super penalty gamed #ygo #dm #s0 #yugioh #idr my tags help #saw #(i guess???????)

[yallemagne]

Mina: "I hope it's not too presumptuous to pray that God doesn't massacre Jonathan in a blind angry wrath against me. As for me, I am dirt on the ground, so I deserve whatever's coming to me."

VH: "... I'm taking this typewriter away until you can think of 3 nice things to write about yourself."

#violently shaking her by her fur-lined shoulders #mina don't you dare speak about my daughter like that #dracula #dracula daily #re: dracula #mina harker #abraham van helsing #shitpost #incorrect dracula quotes #november 2