#rdan

[ranidspace]

every time after a splatfest i check the splatoon tumblr tag to see how it's going and the vibe every time is this

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatfest #frosty fest #sorry for the j*rdan p*terson clip

[call-of-ishmael]

Ishmaels particular is straight up just her ocd diagnosis and it surprises me when people dont catch on to it its so blatant (not to mention her passive skills name)

Not just the obsessive compulsive part but the neurosis part, ocd was classed as a neurotic disorder but that kinda terminology has fallen out of fashion lately

I guess its to be expected sadly, OCD is incredibly misunderstood thanks to media making them clean freaks and really hammering on the compulsive aspect more than the obsessive one

Not to mention the fact ocd is usually a villain trait, the clean neat freak perfectionist villain

Thats what makes Ishmael special to me is seeing it from a sympathetic angle, seeing Dante keenly aware of her pain during 4.5 and it being framed the way it was, as traumatizing and draining

Its why i still wanna see her chapter its not always i can see an OCD character in media thats not a punchline

#ishmael limbus company #limbus company #ishmael lcb #project moon #just a few days ago i watched creepshow by George Romero and that trope showed up in the final short of the anthology and it reminded me #also remembering the time that bitchass J*rdan P*terson posthumosly diagnosed hitler with OCD #its a way more common trope than i had thought

[neurosses]

someone free hennessy aka the bad bitch herself from takes that she and jordan are sisters. they are not sisters. I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE "WOULD YOU FUCK YOUR OWN CLONE" WEBSITE? I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE "NARCISSUS GETTING PEGGED WHILST LOOKING AT HIS OWN REFLECTION" WEBSITE. WERE YOU ALL JOKING? R U SERIOUS.

#why are people so LAME. #OUTSIDE THE CLONES OF IT ALL. #PEOPLE ALWAYS DO THIS WITH FEMSLASH. #ALWAYS. #FEMSLASH PAIRINGS ARE ALWAYS SISTER-IFIED. WHY? #(we know why.) #u can hate it but h/e//nnessy canonically fantasizes about j/o//rdan's lips for a whole spiel. please. #i hate venting on main abt bad takes but this is actually so rancid. everyone says they wish trc/td3 got darker and more weird but they #cannot handle what happens on the page

[comiiical]

Like for a Jon (Kent) Starter.

#starter call #definitely may remove jord*n el*ass and j*rdan k*nt and only keep cl*rk and l*wis from that show

[faglaios]

just found out that the splatoon salmon run youtube streamer i like is transphobic this fucking sucks

#dude follows j*rdan p*terson like 2 terfs and fuckin libsoftiktok on twitter #you dont get to be transphobic and play splatoon man what the fuck #shut up evan

[rahleeyah]

It is 615 am on Christmas morning and I am doing the terrible edition polls that dropped on Friday bc I missed them when they went up but I just randomly remembered to look for them and I am once again thinking about how I always felt like it made no sense that Murphy got Amanda pregnant when he knows from the second he meets her that she's unreliable and a liar and selfish and mean and he not only has really interesting chemistry with Liv but he respects her and I'm like why would you fuck the girl you can't trust and not the one you are impressed by and this lightbulb just went off in my head like oh. because he's a man. Of course he fucked Amanda.

#s.vu #finding out that ***** follows J*e R*gan and J*rdan P*terson has only solidified my dislike of her and her character so!!!

[davinciae]

you ever look back at the youtubers you used to watch as a child/teen and see them go completely off the rails. yeah

#mills talks #txted #cr//pto babe cult girlie essential oils salesperson j//rdan p//terson follower MISS M//CHELLE PHAN????

[honey-tree-evil-eye]

Unsurprised that many of my favourite celebrities are FUCKING IDIOTS, but still disappointed.

#j*rdan p*ele did surprise me though #like dude... what the fuck #i stand with palestine

[sourstiless]

if the actors in 92sies didn’t know how to sing, trust it wouldn’t sound half as good as it does. auto tune and pitch correction can only do so much. if you’re a bad singer, you’ll still be a bad singer, just in auto tune and pitch correction. neither of those things will be able to make you a good singer. you’d be able to tell very obviously that’s it’s heavily edited.

#92sies #tired of 92sies singing slander #as someone who is bad at singer i can confirm that if they were truly bad singers #that soundtrack would not sound the way it does #it would be so much worse #so much #i get you’re used to the likes of j*remy j*rdan #and don’t get me wrong they’re not professionals by any means #but they’re not bad either

[didntaskforfrozenyoghurt]

hey. don't put the right wing discourse in an antisemitic caricature's mouth.

#o-ver-pow-ered. that spells op #this was about the image that put a quote from j*rdan peterson on an opinionated illustration of rumplestiltskin

[severalowls]

Hobbies: Referring to public figures with completely unhinged but contextually recognisable nicknames and seeing people just accept and adopt them as if they're normal things to say.

#i do this a lot with big chaz the third obv #but just unblinkingly referred to j*rdan p*terson as jordy peepers #allergic to saying things normal like

[jurian-is-cinnamon-roll]

The Cruel Prince? More like The Racist Prince lmao

#you want me to feel sorry for c*rdan? #bitch i don't #i love me some toxic relationships but ffs #falling in love with your school bully? #girl grow some standards #disgustang #the cruel prince #holly black #cardan greenbriar #jude x cardan #jurdan #racism tw #not really but i don't want anyone to be triggered by my stuff #tochka talks shit

[jermwiigs]

Was scrolling through blog, and saw the things you were rbing I thought "I bet you're horny for Ludwig too" and 2 posts later there he was. White boy simp.

i'm a simple person, i see a plain white boy and think nasty thoughts abt him <3

#lud is my baby angel cherub boy #he's so babygirl handsome #j*rdan is a sweet beefcake babylove #ch*nce is a slimy little boy #jrma is jrma :/ he kinda sux

[joshuaalbert]

I went into the cralbert tag out of sheer curiosity and as predicted it’s like three of us but apparently there’s also a newsies ship with the same name and I wanna know if their naming process was also “oh this sucks so bad I’m using it”

#like I hate it but I chose it because out of all the terrible options it was funniest #is it too late now? probably. if I was being serious I’d probably just say wesley/josh bc every combination is so bad #some of the posts are me and sami from other blogs but I don’t count that #still 3 of us #also I’ve only seen the 1992 version bc j*remy j*rdan’s face upsets me sorry but I didn’t know there was one named albert. there are so many #wait 1992….it’s all coming together? #personal

[shcherbatskya]

i promised i wouldn’t read another tragedy today to help me mentally recover from reading two acts of robert ickes oresteia, so who votes i start reading the second heroes of olympus book. just cause those make me soo mad…

#ri*rdan BASTARDIZES roman mythology. #samael speaks

[turbo-overkill]

What's up with social studies teachers and being unable to explain even the most basic of concepts

#yeet talks #my teacher sends us his notes for every topic which would be very based if the notes weren't entirely incomprehensible #he literally explains it like how j*rdan p*terson talks #using all the big words he can get his hands on while somehow saying absolutely nothing