Another dinner plan thwarted by the chicken brick
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raw meat blinkies made my me / free to use
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Hello, Louis. You breed and raise dogs to fight as a gambling spectacle. Now, it's time for you to fight like a dog... for your life.
We have locked your hands into a set of... leather paw gloves and locked your head into a hood that will make you resemble a German Shepherd? ... Ah, christ.
GORDON! Get over here!
Look, I know Hoffman is a jackass, but you can't steal his kink gear to use in a trap. That stuff is expensive, and your little "doggy danger course" is going to ruin it. I don't care how you feel about what he does in his spare time, because we all extend you the same courtesy.
Need I remind you about the time you showed up for a Zoom meeting with your camera off? Your boyfriend wasn't exactly quiet.
Now go drug this guy unconscious again and take Hoffman's leathers off of him. I've got some hamburger meat in the fridge, and we can do a "which one has the poison" trap with that.
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Therapeutic Meatcore [Meat Seraphim] digital collage, 2023
Created on Meitu
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