#random icon tuesday

[starrystevie]

it was all supposed to be a dumb joke.

the boys had been sitting around after rehearsal one night passing a bowl and more than a few beers, laughing about how unsuccessful the newest music based social media app would be. mere seconds of songs looping over and over with other songs mixed in would never work, especially for corroded coffin where the story, the buildup of their songs was part of the reason to listen.

it all started with jeff, grinning slowly ear to ear. "what if were to get in there and take some celebrity's name for a user name? like paris hilton or something."

then it moved to gareth, who paused with a scrunched up face. "dude, paris hilton? what the fuck kind of reference is that..."

then it was over to greg, choking on a smoke-laced laugh. "yeah, it'd be funnier if it was eddie's pop prince loverboy instead."

that got everyone's attention. eddie had protested to ears that didn't want to hear it as they cackled in their studio that they rented by the hour, bent over in their rolling chairs, leaning against the side of the mixing board for support.

"loverboy?! you know i can't stand steve harrington and his bullshit lyrics, what the fuck kind of suggestion is that..."

but come the next day, when the weed had left his system and his veins were alcohol-free, eddie stared at the mixr app home screen and the blinking red circle over his inbox with disdain after successfully acquiring a user name he never would have picked for himself.

'steveharrington', eddie's account says, along with an icon of himself and his tongue out.

if it hadn't been for being less than sober when the app dropped. if it hadn't been for his best friends egging him on with taunts and jeers and kissy noises and less than sincere dreamy calls of 'oh steve' in the background. if it hadn't been for the way that eddie secretly did think about a certain head of floppy hair and soft brown eyes and shoulders littered with constellations.

if it hadn't been for all of that he wouldn't have had the chance to have his celebrity crush, the steve harrington, in his inbox at 8am on a random tuesday morning.

"good morning!" the message says simply enough. eddie stares at the words, trying to process what they mean, looking at the verified username of 'steveharrington1' next to an icon of his most recent album along with it. his inbox is flooded with people all asking him random things, thinking he's the real steve harrington, but this one verified account has him shaking.

for all that eddie is, all big hair and black jeans and skull rings and leather, he's still a man. a man who can look at a pop star, annoying as their music may be, and see charm. he can see attractiveness. he can see that smile that steve harrington has perfected behind his eyelids and he can see them strolling off into the sunset together hand in hand and he can see steve all flushed and breathing heavily underneath him on a mountain of plush pillows and he can see-

the message pings again with a new addition. "i know this seems weird and my team advised against it but i'd really like your user name of... well, my name."

eddie blinks slowly. he pictures steve maybe laying in bed, maybe sitting at the breakfast table with a cup of coffee, with his phone in his hand as he types out a message to him. to think that steve has any idea about him existing on any sort of level is doing his head in. his heartbeat races a little faster as he types back with shaky hands and a pit in his stomach.

"is this real?" is all he can type out, leaning against the kitchen counter as he waits for his coffee to brew.

three dots pull up on the app screen before disappearing and eddie pulls his lip in between his teeth to focus his energy elsewhere. he tears his eyes away from his phone and looks out the window to watch the people out for their morning walks. he's just about to the point where he thinks about maybe taking up walking if nothing else to get all the pent up energy out of him when the app dings again. as he looks back, his heart sinks to the bottom of his stomach.

it's a photo of steve that can't have been released before. he's sitting outside in bright sunshine with sunglasses on, tousled hair and grin on his face. he's holding his hand up in a thumbs up and eddie can see the remnants of cream cheese on the side of his index finger.

he sucks in a stuttering breath through his teeth, trying to force his lungs to breath again. the dots pop up on screen once more and the message that comes through is instantaneous.

"real enough for you?" it reads. and then an additional message is tacked on. "need me to hold up a newspaper with the date on it?"

there's a winky face that follows and it feels fake even though it's very real. this whole morning feels wrong, unreal. he's just eddie munson, some singer in some halfway popular band in some kind of shitty neighborhood in los angeles that just happens to have not just some pop star in his dms. this doesn't happen to him.

"why did your team tell you not to message me? does my reputation precede me?"

eddie pulls his hand up to his mouth to bite at the side of his fingernail, watching the screen with rapt attention and waiting for the typing dots to disappear.

"according to this account your name is steve harrington and yes, i'd say his reputation does precede him."

eddie barks out a laugh, not exactly expecting that.

he didn't know what he was expecting out of any of this. he thought that it might help get the corroded coffin name out more if he got tangled up somehow with the steve harrington name. spark a little bit of drama to boost their visibility. but now here he is, talking to the man himself, cracking jokes and trying not to hyperventilate.

"how were you able to get this name so fast anyway? my team was on it right when the app dropped last night."

"i had the power of bandmates and weed on my side," he types back, side of his mouth quirking up into a smile.

"oh so you're a musician? maybe i should be looking into your reputation then, mystery person."

eddie pauses and thinks about every option. he is semi-known in the metal scene, his outlandish stunts on stage and political speeches at shows that garner them becoming an almost brand for him. if he tells steve who he is, would he know? care? run away from the scary guy who may or may not use stage blood in every music video?

but the thing is, he's not a scary guy and he never has been. he might be a little intimidating and he guesses that's the armor he puts on everyday after being bullied in school but it's not an accurate showing of who he is. eddie is sweet, funny, kind of smart in that has random fun facts about dungeons and dragons kind of way.

and he wants the steve harrington to know that guy.

eddie flips over at his middle so his head is nearly touching the floor and ruffles his hair, giving it volume and calming down the frizz that comes from sleep. he shakes it out of his face once he's upright and grabs his garfield coffee mug if only to have something to do with his hands. grabbing his phone off the counter, he opens the camera option in their message thread and snaps a quick picture of himself grinning, mug next to his face with a matching cat-like smirk. he nervously presses send before he can even think about all the flaws with it.

"eddie munson at your service," is what he types out with a saluting emoji and a muttered prayer to whoever would listen to him that things don't end horribly.

it's not like he's expecting to sweep steve off his feet. he knows that steve has picture perfect partners, he sees enough internet news to know that gruff and dark isn't the kind of guy he normally goes for. but he looks back at the photo he sent and hopes that steve sees the kindness in his eyes, the scruff on his jawline that makes it look just the smallest bit chiseled, the whimsy and life that he embodies that comes from a tacky coffee cup.

there isn't an automatic answer and it makes whatever hope eddie has floating around his system falter. ''at this point you've probably searched me and i can reassure you, i'm not actually a vampire like google seems to think i am."

"holy shit."

it's short, two words followed by typing dots that disappear, reappear, disappear once more before reappearing for the last time.

"would you believe me if i told you that i am huge fan??"

choking on coffee hurts, eddie finds out. he coughs as the hot liquid goes down the wrong pipe and concentrates on the messages once he gets his bearings back. steve, the steve harrington, a fan of his? it's a prank, it has to be, there is no way that steve harrington-

"one of my exes took me to your show at the bowl and it quite possibly changed my life. you gave that speech about the pipeline before the encore and i went home and bought every single one of your albums that same night."

he's dead. the papers will read 'eddie munson found dead in his home in a ratty metallica shirt holding onto a garfield coffee mug and cellphone open to a chat where steve harrington tells him he's a fan of his work'. it's the only way that this is possibly happening. he's died and gone to whatever fucked up version of heaven has him still living in his shitty la apartment.

"are you fucking kidding me?" is what he types back, slamming his coffee mug onto the counter to have access to both hands. "you've heard my stuff?"

and then it happens, like out of a shitty teenage rom-com, his phone is lighting up with an in-app call from steve harrington. the steve harrington. careful not to drop his phone in his hurried movements, he presses accept faster than he thinks his fingers have every worked.

"hello?" he questions into the phone and there's no hello back, just steve apparently freaking out as much as he is.

"i hope this is okay," he says and god, does his voice sound wonderful over the phone like this. "but it's faster and i have too many things to say that typing it all out would be stupid."

eddie grins and his feet tap against the ground like an excited kid. "it's fine, i uhm... i get it. god, this is weird."

steve hums in agreement before laughing. and oh, that laugh. it has eddie floating up to cloud nine, heart thumping painfully in his chest, butterflies beating their wings wildly in his stomach.

"yeah, it's definitely not how i expected this morning to go. talking to eddie munson, wow."

"sure," eddie snorts, "you talk to celebrities all the time, i'm sure this is small fish for you."

he hears steve laugh again, soft and gentle, like it's meant just for eddie. "i might talk to celebrities all the times but not ones that i have posters on my wall of like a pre-teen. i'm properly geeking out right now."

eddie short circuits. that's the only way to explain the way his body shuts down as he slumps into an armchair in the living room.

"you, steve harrington, have posters of me on your bedroom wall?" eddie's mouth feels dry as he talks and regrets making coffee at all because he's wide awake now and feels jittery.

"well okay, to be fair, it's of the whole band and it's in my studio but you are shirtless so i contemplated putting it in my bedroom." something shifts on the other end of the line and it sounds like steve sitting down. there's birds chirping in the background and eddie closes his eyes to picture himself sitting with steve on a patio instead of in his dingy apartment.

"you're gonna give me big head, pretty boy." the pet name slips out before he can stop it and the pitch of his voice lowering is out of his control. eddie can't be held responsible for his actions at 8am especially when he's flirting over the phone with his celebrity crush.

"pretty boy, hmm?" steve murmurs back. "so does that mean you have posters of me too?"

the timbre of his voice shoots from eddie's ears all the way down to his toes, lighting his veins on fire as it travels down his body. the hopeful part of his brain supplies an image of steve smirking, relaxing in a pool chair outside of what must be a mansion, phone in one hand and cup of coffee in the other. it could be domestic, if eddie thinks about it hard enough. if he wants it enough.

and god, does he want that. domestic bliss with steve harrington.

"well i wouldn't exactly call picturing you in my dreams every night posters, but it's close enough i guess."

it's gutsy, it's brash, it's too forward for a tuesday morning but steve started it. he hears a shaky exhale on the other end of the line and lets out a chuckle. it feels like they're playing chess and there's no clear cut winner quite yet but if the match ends in a tie, eddie can't exactly say he'd be upset about it.

"i tell you what," steve says in an almost airy voice. "in exchange for giving me my user name, i'll give you my number and you can use it to see me in something other than your dreams tonight."

"...are you bribing me, harrington?"

"is it working?"

eddie takes in a deep breath and thinks about what possible plans he could have with the username 'steveharrington' that would amount to something better than taking the man himself out on a date with his phone number saved as a contact in his phone. he'd put a heart next to it and everything.

"of course it is."

the call drops away and it's quick enough for eddie to think everything that happened in the last 30 minutes could have been a fever dream but then there's three dots on the message thread and his hopeful heart starts to kick back into gear.

"213-555-5469. let me know when you've given up that username and i'll let you know when to pick me up. it's a win-win all around. turns out we each get to go a date with our celebrity crushes, how lucky is that?"

it's signed with a kissing face emoji and eddie's glad that he's sitting down when the last picture steve sends comes through. he's grinning in a way eddie's never seen before, blush high on his cheeks, sweaty shoulders and collarbones and pecs glinting in the early morning sun, and eddie thinks it's probably too early to be in love with someone but he's well on his way.

he texts the number he's sent without hesitation and without shaking hands this time. he signs the message with a black heart like it's a signature of it's own.

"lucky indeed."

#wow this got SO much longer than intended why does this always happen why can i not just shut up #anyway i've been trying to figure out how to write this for a week so enjoy #steddie #steddie drabble #steddie fic #steve harrington #eddie munson #my writing #steddie headcanon #popstar steve harrington #rockstar eddie munson #modern au

[sunkissed-zegras]

🌱 jack soft launching you on insta

𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐡 | jh⁸⁶

♡ ─ warnings | nothing but cuteness and y/n being ICONICCCC

♡ ─ ev's notes | i love insta edits theyre so fun

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[catboybiologist]

Hi! I'm Sierra. Time for a pinned post refresh.

Otherwise known as CatboyBiologist, or @hi-sierra (my SFW blog [this one is SFW too, but less so]). This page is remaining active, but if you want to find me somewhere else, I use the same username on reddit, Instagram, co-host, and tech.lgbt. This is me:

Trans woman, PhD student in molecular biology, boymoder, shitposter, freediver, hot girl on your phone, hiker, rambler (this post included), tgirl tummy tuesday supplier and enjoyer, former femboy, bane of bioessentialist fuckwads who try to use biology to validate biogotry, flaming bisexual, 196 nanocelebrity… whatever was the first thing that brought you to my blog, I hope it’s enough to get you to stay! I post selfies, hornyposts (minors and people who are averse to that be warned), stuff about the ocean, posts about my growing sense of wanderlust, my adorable lil tortoise, tutorials for transfemmes and GNC people, rambles about science, documentation of my own transition, rambles about transness, rambles about the eroticism of programming a machine to feel arousal, rambles about nature, and random shitposts. Please send me pictures of cute animals in your life!

If you wanna support my science career and my transition, consider dropping a tip here! PhD salaries are notorious for being negotiated to be exactly the cost of living…. And then forgotten about for years as inflation drops that below minimum wage. So I’m always a little strapped for cash. Anything helps!

Links to some of my tutorials and relevant resources under the cut:

I'm tracking my transition, and some people have said they found this helpful! This spreadsheet is generally updated monthly:

Usually, I write a little journal to go with it when it updates- you can find that under the #trans journal on my blog.

If you're interested in checking out some of the things I'm trying to write, here's a post with links to individual stories I'm making:

https://www.tumblr.com/catboybiologist/741010247774306304/writing-consolidation-post?source=share

My femboy guide, written well before I started HRT, but still has relevant info:

A "boyboob" tutorial, aka how to make it look like you have cleavage in an outfit that looks better with it:

A quick and dirty guide to taking better selfies, with a specific emphasis on people who may have stopped hating their body recently due to transition:

And here's a few of my personal favorite little rambles and posts about my transness, in no particular order:

CW for transphobia on this one:

A massive shoutout to @foldingfittedsheets for this amazing art of the lil borgir holding a trans flag:

I adore this so much <3 if you want to support their art, her commissions are open and really sweet!!!!

And of course, a massive shoutout to @whalesharkcat for this lovely pixel art of my tortoise:

I still love this so much, and will continue to into the future <3

For preHRT selfies, search the femboy tag. For post HRT selfies, use the "trans selfie" tag. I've been on HRT since August of 2023, so I'm still very early in the process! Day to day, I present male, but I plan to change that around the 1 year mark.

I guess that's about it! One final note is that I've been alluding to video/podcast style things for a while now. With my aderrall prescription, I've actually put in a lot of research work that might lead to 1-4 of those, so that might actually happen in the near future! No promises of course, life always catches up to you.

And if you liked my previous pinned post better, here it is:

Anyways, if you read this far, thanks for sticking around and bbyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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[why4anne]

Daylight

Part: 6/?

Pairing: Charles Leclerc x Reader

Category: Social Media au

Summary: Follow the love story of a global pop icon and a monegasque F1 driver

Face claim: Taylor Swift (Singing) + others

Masterlist

2022

yourusername

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yourusername:

You’re Loosing Me: Out on all platforms at 6PM tonight!

There has been a lot of sleepless nights lately. During one of which I sat down with a glass of wine and wrote this heartfelt song. This is one of the most vulnerable songs I’ve ever written but I’m very proud of it. I hope you guys like it as much as I do.

view comments:

ynfansunite: MISS MAAM IT’S A RANDOM TUESDAY??!!

haveyntickets: I was having a calm morning until you posted this😭

uno_dos_yn: How am I supposed to live through the day knowing this will be dropping tonight???!!!!

ginaschumifan: So… are we going to adress the elephant in the room?

- frenchf1fan: The song? The caption? Nico f*cking Rosberg liking this? You gotta be more specific girl.

- holy_verstappen: NICO ROSBERG LIKED THIS???!!!! Helloooo??? Sir??!!

doverussell: I love how all of the F1 drivers are ignoring her and Nico Rosberg is out here liking her posts💀

- formula_frankie: istg he’s so unserious😭

- slaybastianvettel: He lives for chaos

howtomoveyn: It’s about Charles, I know it!!

- ynxcharlesship: Girl- we all know it😭

- charlesgirlie: I can’t handle it🪦

threeyn: 💀🪦☠️😵: Visual representation of me rn

fromtheyntable: I know it’s bad but if the breakup with Charles gives us more heartbreaking, tear inducing, banging my head against the wall type of songs I’m here for it!

- howtobeyn: She’s still a person, have some respect!

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charles_leclerc:

ABU22 out at 5PM tonight!

I’ve recently started picking up the piano and had a burst of inspiration after the Abu Dhabi GP and composed this piece. I hope you enjoy it.

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icemanfan: He’s not even trying to be subtle😭

formula_frankie: ON THE SAME DAY???

unocharlss: SIR?? Is this a good timing??

- goodleclerc: RIGHT!!??

allaboutleclerc: anyways…the weather😃

thinkingyn: I can’t tell if he’s heartbroken or shady

- ghost_leclerc: probably both💀

hateyn: Serves her right after all the songs she’s written about her exes!😤

- charlesfans4ever: gtfo of here

- goldenyn: How does it feel to be unwanted and lonely?

-ynandsharl: Y/N fans 🤝 Charles fans: not tolerating hate!

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celebritynews:

The 2022 athletes gala have announced that the musical guest for this years gala in early March will be singer Y/N L/N. This would not be anything noteworthy unless for the fact that her ex, Charles Leclerc is confirmed to be in attendance.

What do you think will happen on this eventful evening? We’re certainly eager to find out!

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formulayn:what. the. fuck.😭

leclercthigs: So we’re going to see mom and dad in the same room for the first time since the split?😃

greatnessln: She will 100% be performing the pettiest songs in existence💀

- ynchildrenshome: I bet she’ll perform you’re loosing me!��

superyn: Guys! Please do a wellness check on all of your friends who are Y/N and/or Charles fans. We’re very fragile rn😭💀

Tag-list: @mindflay3r @karmabyfernando @lightdragonrayne @ilove-tswizzle @sadg3

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[bitchimasnake-sss]

"i thought you got possessed-" ft. luffy!

ft. luffy x fem!reader

set-up: you're pms-ing and he is such a dumbass. but that doesn't mean he isn't out here being the bestest boy ever. (please excuse his dumbassery, he was dropped on his head as a child)

warnings: none! very wholesome lol

- please dont get confused, this man has no idea how periods work - like how is it humanly possible for you to bleed and then stay alive and kicking? seems made up tbh - one eventful evening (before you both started dating), you and nami had to sit him down and give him a long-ass biology lesson, explaining what the whole phenomenon is, what pms-ing is and yada-yada - before this, he firmly believed that every once a while a demon possessed you all (and he saw absolutely no issue with that, what a fucking icon) "ohhh" he's laughing, "so that's what it is? i thought you guys like got possessed" "excuse me?" nami's on the verge to hit him in the head again and you're wondering if the constant hits are the reason luffy's braincells are (half) dead "i see, i see. i get it now" - he lied, he still doesn't quite get it - but its fine - so, it is just another random tuesday and (post-dating) you know syou love luffy. but holy shit, if he yelled "YN DOLPHIN!! LOOK LOOK A DOLPHIN! SUGEEEEEE" and giggled again, you might yell at him. you really do love him but if he stole your food one more time, you're convinced you might smack him too. "luffy" your voice was unusually low, devoid of any warmth, "stop that." "whatt" he whined, grinning afterwards as he scooped up more food from your plate "luffy. i said STOP IT." your voice rose higher and silence hung uncomfortably over the dinner table - luffy just looks at you dumbfounded - the way you're fisting your hand on the table and looking at him has the crew afraid that youre gonna murder the captain in cold blood - well, i mean ur considering the possibility too, so, you mumble a half-ass apology and return back to your room to be alone - lying against the soft sheets, you can smell the citrus detergent and oh boy, now you feel guilty - i mean god, that's luffy, that was nothing out of the ordinary for him. why did you yell at him? fuck, are you a horrible girlfriend?? - oh boy, now the tears are welling up too - "yn?" luffy whispers as he slips into the room, closing the door behind him and now you're really crying - i mean look at him, why did you yell at him? - "im so sorry, i don't know why i yelled at you, that was so shitty of me-" "hey, it's okay" he's hugging you tight, "you did nothing wrong, i can be a little bit dumb sometimes. i should have not taken your food" "what? no, i am not mad about that. i, i dunno-" you sniff, "maybe i'm just pms-ing?" "huh??" - took a while for him to remember but now that you've jogged up his memory, he looks so guilty, so, he spends the entire evening apologizing and offering you food, he even promises that he wouldn't point out dolphins every time he sees them (you had to reassure him that he can continue doing that)

- but now onwards, this lovely himbo tries to keep in check what he's saying, often giving you a lingering look as if asking "this is fine right?"

- but now you've got your personal defender!! - ussop made a joke and you're not laughing (because it wasn't that funny tbh) and luffy is ready to smack ussop and tell him to "not annoy" you. zoro is being dumb and luffy can see it on your face that he's pissing you off lowkey, so, he will actually tell zoro to not be a dick - mf just starts picking up fights left and right for your sake and now you have to give him another long ass lesson to make it stop - ps: he does not stop. - this man turns into a chihuahua, anything bothering you must be struck down. - very, very observant from now on too. he needs to make sure you're feeling good - also asked sanji to make your favourite desert - he just loves you so much and wants you to be as comfortable as possible (still doesn't know how female anatomy works though-)

a/n: omg i luv him such a dumbass

zoro's link <3 sanji's link <3

#one piece #monster trio #one piece x reader #luffy x reader #monkey d luffy #zoro x reader #sanji x reader

[seraphinitegames]

The Wayhaven Chronicles - Update 05/05/2023

It was a short week with the bank holiday Monday but still a good one!

Tuesday I spent on bug fixes and things for book three and getting those sent to Hosted Games, including getting the flipped moon icon sorted! :D The moons should now all be correct!

Then I was back to planning and managed to sort something with the antagonist that had been keeping me stuck!

The issue with them that I was talking about before is now working but in a different and waaay better way! Before it was good but now it’s not only working but fits to perfection!

And it was all thanks to a random comment Nai made as we were talking about Book Four! Something I’ve learned as a writer is you never know when something unexpected and random will trigger your imagination!

Next week is yet another bank holiday in the U.K. on Monday, but then it’ll be social media days. Finally get to write Adam/Ava’s pov scene for the Sin fight in Chapter 6 to finish off that set of Unseen Scenes for Patreon!

Then it’s back to planning at the end of the week which doesn’t make for overly exciting updates but is definitely the most important part of this whole process!

I’m thinking that working on the overall story first then looking at how all the other branches will slot in and work with the current story is how best to go at it.

Though there is one scene I know I am definitely doing for Tina’s branch that I’m already so eager to write :D

Hope you all have the most fantastic weekend! We’ll be offline as usual, and I'll update you all again next week <3

#the wayhaven chronicles #update #twc book 4

[mythicalpoolnoodle]

top 10 jannik matches

-@fritzes

OH LORD THIS IS HARD

1. AO final 2024, it just had everything (heart attack included!) And of course it was his maiden grand slam final

2. Davis cup semi final (singles) v Serbia 2023, those match point saves changed me

3. Davis cup semi final (doubles) v Serbia 2023, I still think about that really fast forehand jannik hit and also him and sonego just looked like they were having the time of their lives <3

4. ATP finals round Robin match v djokovic 2023, first time he beat djokovic and I celebrated so hard for a random Tuesday

5. USO 2022 quarter final v alcaraz, we all know this match, it is iconic in every sense of the word and even though jannik didn't win (which is really the theme throughout the rest of these) it's still incredible

6. Miami semi final 2023 v alcaraz, here we start with the sincaraz matches lol but thats okay, I will never forget you 4-2, 0-15 point and I will never forget you janniks reaction to winning that point

7. Vienna 2023 final v Medvedev, one of his first wins against Medvedev and this match was just incredible on both jannik and Medvedevs part and yknow he did win

8. Vienna semi final v rublev 2023, oh girl coming back from 2-5 down to win the set 7-5....burned into my brain

9. AO semi final 2024 v djokovic, I feel like these are kinda repetitive but I mean come on nearly straight setting djokovic and getting the first two sets 6-1, 6-2???? Sexy

10. Umag final 2022 v alcaraz, Umag you will always be famous to me (also why was that trophy so comically large???) Also the double breadstick was sexy as fuck

Sorry this was so long-winded and also not in any real order but I'd say these are probably my top 10? This was fun I liked going back through his matches

#jannik sinner #tennis #asks

[im-a-chunky-potato]

also

do you have ideas for "welcome to bsd, where (either iconic or random thing)" things

so far I have;

"welcome to bsd, where if there's a helicopter, it will go wrong."

"welcome to bsd, where a man can get cut in half with a chainsaw and survive because he's just a silly guy."

pther onez i tried to think of didnt make sense :P

UH

Welcome to bsd, a stab wound is basically the same as tapping someone.

Welcome to bsd, Where insurance companies are rolling in their grave.

Welcome to bsd, a giant whale in the sky or dragon is just another tuesday for Yokohama.

Welcome to bsd, where you can just assume any rivalry is just flirting with the enemy.

hsgejbss that's all I have for now.

#pffft I love yours!!!

[dayfalwastaken]

The good bloke, Henry Emily.

Cracking his neck and knuckles, William got ready to get to work.

…Just to be met with the disappointing sight that was the home screen. He’d forgotten about it.

Despite his handcrafted 16-bit display permitting a colorful and revolutionary user interface, Henry had opted to remain old-school. He’d denied William’s requests to include icons for applications that could be arranged however the user liked. He “liked his programs to be organized in columns”, the man had said at the time. Stuck in the past like always, but what could Will do? Thus, everything accessible was arranged vertically on a black background, with the most important programs at the top, having their text highlighted in different colors. The result was a mishmash of next-gen features running on yesterday’s basics. It was buggy, ugly as all hell, and had no synergy, but was half a decade ahead of the crap that were modern consumer products.

William shook his head. Holy fuck was that interface ghastly to stare at.

==== HNRYE. & WLAMA.’s PC ====

***Open source***

Date: 01/05/1982 – Tuesday

Time: 09:47 PM

Index                                                        Help

/ [README]

/ [ContractDocs.txt]

/ [General Files]

/ [Program Files]

/ [Terminal.exe]

/ [Control.exe]

/ [Kernel.exe]

/ [Script.exe]

/ [Temp. Deleted]

/ [Extensions]

/ [Applications]_

/ [Images, Diner Artwork]

/ [Notes]

/ [Games] – (Stop setting coordinates for 3D objects in random txt files. Yes, rendered graphics from txt are cool, yes, I know you like to test the “engine”, but you’re taking up space and it’s a pain to always get error messages saying “You’re out of memory” every time I want to work. The least you could do is delete them after you’re done. Seriously, I’ve had like four crashes just this afternoon. You’re not twelve, William. Thank you. -Last edited 2 months ago)

PS: Don’t stay up all night if you’re having too much

trouble. We can run today’s tape if the next one

is faulty. Take care of yourself, Bill.

-Yours truly.

William laughed. Good old Henry both chastising and worrying for his health all at once. Sometimes he wondered where he’d be if he hadn’t met the man. College would’ve been the same hell as high school had been, for one. The diner would’ve never been made… He’d been lucky to meet Henry when he did. Had they met back in England they wouldn’t have been able to maintain a friendship since William would’ve left for the States regardless of his home’s familiarity. Plus, it was tough to imagine Henry as being British. He just didn’t fit that… not culture, but… lifestyle maybe? Hard to say.

Will blinked away the tears that were beginning to form in his eyes. Staring at a bright screen in pitch darkness couldn’t be good for his vision, but he liked working in the dark. As corny as it sounded, William felt at home in it. He was more productive that way, when he only focused on the thing in front of him.

Better taste a little something to get me going.

#William Afton #Henry Emily #fnaf william afton #fnaf henry emily #ATSAT #fnaf fanfic #preview #snippet #out of context #chapter 22

[killerandhealerqueen]

Sass hello! I feel like it’s been so long! Life has been crazy lately! I hope your job interviews are going well! Sending in a ♣️ and a 💚

Oh my god, hi! It really has been a while.

As for the interviews...we're holding out for one as the other one hasn't contacted me yet. I'm gonna wait until next tuesday before I email them and ask if I've been considered or not (because this is what I've been experiencing lately, where they say they're gonna call/email you in about a week's time but then they don't fucking follow through. And it pisses me off because I'm extremely prompt in my responses to their emails and it's like...why can't you show me the same courtesy? I'm not trying to waste your time so why are you wasting mine? Anyways, I need to stop talking about this or I'll get real freaking heated about it)

♧

You’re my: Beloved mutual (whom I feel like I haven't seen in a while, how are you?)

How I met you: I think you followed me first and I'm pretty sure we met during the Killer and Healer era (that's what I'm calling it now 😄)

Why I follow you: Because you have good taste

Your blog is: Very simplistic, but it works

Your URL is: Interesting. What made you choose it?

Your icon is: Very cute but I can't tell who it is...

A random fact I know about you: I don't know/remember any, I'm so sorry

General opinion: I think you're so nice and you were also so curious and encouraging with my Killer and Healer wips/headcanons

A random thought I have: I know I asked this already but

mutuals send me “♣️“ and I’ll do this! | send me asks

💚

Honestly, my first impression of you...girl, it's been so long, I can't remember! I'm so sorry! We just got so close so fast that I honestly can't remember other than I think I was just happy to have more Killer and Healer mutuals!

mutuals: send me a "💚" for my first impression of you

#sass answers #rissa 🐼

[flipper-kisses]

lol anon back (same anon that listed why Rami is amazing)! I got more 🙃

He’s our clumsy king and owns it

He fell at the Oscars, fell/pushed off a side railing, did parkour only to fall when he started running on the ground (it was a Mr. Robot blooper), fell backwards in a fucking chair, and tripped during the Red Carpet at the Met Gala. This man literally trips over air and himself but we still love him ❤️

Spending time with Emma who is non-binary

Literally does make a difference because it helps non-binary people feel like they’re noticed!

Puts so much thought and consideration i to his characters and roles!

Just think about all he had to do for “The Pacific”, “Mr. Robot”, and “Bohemian Rhapsody”! Definitely lots of dedication and hard work and passion for his roles, like wow. 

Rami’s hair

Never gets old and I love his curly hair era! Also wavy hair too! Wonderful hair lol

He has great expectations for his roles

In an interview, Rami was asked if he was happy about “Night at the Museum” casting a pharaoh correctly. Rami’s reaction literally said, “that shouldn’t be something to be super overly happy about, it should just be casted correctly”. Good expectations honestly. 

Rami was the side character for so damn long and steals every scene he’s in

Rami is literally amazing in all scenes he does and even if he’s not the main character, all eyes are on him (at least mine are 😌)

He’s one of the best versatile actors I think I’ll ever witness!

This man has literally played: a gay teenager who was crushing on his best friend

traumatized war veteran who has a thick Cajun accent

an iconic and memorable lead band singer

Alcatraz prisoner who plays the violin

ancient mummy pharaoh that comes to life at night

hacker with d.i.d and ptsd

a doctor named Adam Terry

random dude in Battle Ship

a vampire with a cool scarf

a mountain man and in real life Rami gets the chance to squabble in a tiny boat with his identical twin lmao (best sibling fight we’ll ever witness, @the-real-ramimalekpeen have you used this scene for Twin Tuesday yet?)

a 6’0 tall guy in a video game who was said to most likely have schizophrenia

a dude with a beard

a weirdo guy in the literal fucking show “BoJack Horseman”

and like so many other characters I’m choosing not to describe

Already said he was a “bad boy” and pranks people but he’s literally really funny 

Have you seen him in different interviews? Such a charmer and pretty funny as well.

Like the interview with Charlie Hunnam where there was a question about Rami’s eye color and he and Charlie were teasing each other and trying to find out Rami’s eye color. Then some pictures are also pretty funny.

Also the “DoLittle” game with Robert Downey Jr (Rami’s whole outfit and appearance during the Ellen Show with Robert Downey Jr 😩👌 literally here for his outfit, freaking immaculate lmao)

“wE sHot LiVe aiD oN dAy onE” 

That’ll be in my head forever, thanks Rami

“A playful smooch”

I don’t think I’ll recover from the shocked looks on everybody’s faces when Rami exposed how he had a kiss with Daniel Craig. 

His fans are wonderful 

This man has the best real fans. Which includes the fan artists, fanfic writers, and people who just appreciate him and/or his films! also people who stand up for him which is YOU Flipper and RamiPeen 👏

Photo shoots

How can you look at his photo shoots and NOT smile??? Precious but also sexy man. 

Again he has a literal soft spot for children

That one time where I’m pretty sure he read a book to a few children

Best hugs

He seriously gives the sweetest and warmest hugs. Like can I get a hug?? 🫂 

Oppenheimer moments

I don’t care what anyone says about his role in Oppenheimer. He had literally eight minutes of screen time yet still went for the fucking jugular and was successful. 

The bulge

He has no shame and no, I won’t expand on this except… @the-real-ramimalekpeen 😉

Doesn’t give a fuck about haters

Lmao y’all hated Rami in Amsterdam and thought his character was stupid? Well he probably doesn’t give a shit (or is obliviously living his best life) lmao. 

Ages like fine wine 

God he looks like he’s in his fucking thirties in so many pictures. Raise your hand if you ever looked at a picture of him and thought, “oh a picture when he was in his twenties!” and it turns out the picture was taken in his fucking 40s… a few days ago… Unproblematic people age perfectly. 

His smile makes me smile

Could he be any cuter??? His smile literally is so wonderful.  

Most caring thing you’ll see all day and is husband material

When he was giving Emma his jacket, comforting the woman (friend) who was crying and thanking the waitress, and so many other events 🥺

Okay anyways got even more than this lol… sorry for rambling on about our Rami. I’m just so happy I finally get the chance to share my Rami findings and thoughts I’ve collected over the years.

I love your love for him!

#rami malek

[hsmsongtournament]

Welcome to the High School Musical Song Tournament!

For March Madness, I thought tumblr could celebrate our favorite basketball team, the East High Wildcats, by deciding on the best song from the High School Musical trilogy.

Round 1 will be starting on Tuesday, March 21st at 8pm EDT (east coast in North America for simplicity's sake for this American blogger). Please note the seeds were completely randomized.

Masterlist (all voting can be found here)

Credits:

icon

header

bracket template

randomization done by @circlejourney

#high school musical #high school musical 2 #high school musical 3: senior year #hsm #polls #poll #tournament #bracket

[cryptidblue1]

A Friendly Reminder for Patch Day

With Patch. 6.4 coming in on Tuesday there are a few tips I want to tell people to hopefully help you have a smoother time.

**Log out in an instanced area: A housing area/your house/apartment/FC house/Inn Room/Rising Stones/Waking Sands/etc.

I say this as it means when you log in on patch day there is likely to be few if no other players being loaded in at the same time as you. Which, especially for console players, lets you get in and set up before you start playing content.

**Set how many players you can see as low as possible: Go to System Configurations-->Other Settings (The ... Symbol) --> Under Display Limits -->Character and Object Quantity --> Set to Minimum

This will make it Much easier to load into congested areas, see the quest npcs, see quest objectives, and let you game run a bit better as it's not trying to load in everyone currently in the same area as you. Also helps minimize those assholes on giant mounts that try to cover up the quest spots. (Please report those people as that is griefing.)

**Set up a hotkey to turn off character names or turn of character names in your character settings:

For the Hotkey go to Keybinds -->System-->Target Filters-->Set keybind. I know there are defaults for this on gamepad and keyboard, but I sadly don't know them as I assigned that function to my X key on my keyboard. Basically if you hold this hotkey it takes away all of the names of characters on the field with you.

To turn off character names go to Character Configurations -->Display Name Settings (The icon of a person with a bar over their head) -->Others tab --> Other PCs -->Display Name Settings -->Set to Never -->Companion Display Name/HP Settings and Pet Display Name Settings under Other PCs tab as well -->Set to Never

Both of these options help you be able to see npc and quest objective names without having to worry about clicking on fifty random player names trying to click on what you actually want. You can also change your target toggling settings to scroll to what you want to click, but I feel one of these ways is easier and latter option means you don't have to worry about dealing with this until you turn names back on. Turning off Companion (AKA Chocobos) and pet (summons and minions) also means you don't have to worry about those names being clicked on accident instead of your quest. (These settings are also really good for immersion shots/RP/or games of hide and seek since all of those bars are gone)

**Know where you want to go first:

MSQ: "Currying Flavor"

-Radz-At-Han (X:4.4 Y:9.8)

-NPC: Varshahn

Raid: "Eater of Souls"

-Labyrinthos (X:8.6 Y:27.5)

-NPC: Ruissenaud

Tartaru's Grand Endeavor: "Aggressive Expansion"

-Old Sharlayan (X:11.8 Y:9.8)

-NPC: Mehdjina

Fairy Glamour for Scholars Quest: "A Faerie Tale Come True"

- Limsa Lominsa Lower Decks (X:4.7 Y:11.4)

-NPC: Thubyrgeim

-NOTE: Players must first complete the job quest "Forgotten but Not Gone."

Island Sanctuary: "An Ideal Marriage"

-Actually just go on your island the Curious Courier Mammet has the quest. Pretty easy to find and do.

**Check NPC vendors for furnishing first!!!

With the IS update letting you put outdoor furniture on your island a lot of people are likely going to be looking for the perfect items to decorate. Check the housing npcs in housing wards first for some basic items that will be a lot cheaper then the marketboard first.

Just enter a housing ward and find the shop that is the Housing Merchant. They sell a lot of common housing items that people buy and sell for triple or more on the MB.

Also remember you only need ONE (1) housing item for your Island Sanctuary as it uses a glamour system. So don't buy multiples of an item for IS.

**TAKE BREAKS REGULARLY!!! EAT! DRINK WATER! STAND UP AND STRETCH!

Don't hurt yourself trying to play everything in one sitting. MSQ can take hours to complete especially going in blind and thus learning the dungeons and trial as you go. Likewise the raid series if you actually care about lore can take hours as well. Schedule in food and stretch breaks, and keep water on hand while playing. No point in powering through just to be miserable from a dehydration/hunger headache or having your back and legs hurt because you stayed in one spot too long.

THIS GOES DOUBLE FOR CRAFTER GATHERERS!! USE THE TIME BETWEEN NODES POPPING UP TO STAND UP OR GET FOOD AND WATER!! MAKING IMAGINARY MONEY IN AN MMO IS NOT WORTH MAKING YOURSELF SICK!

Most of all, have fun guys. Take your gpose shots, get invested in the lore, laugh with your friends as y'all wipe to a panic mechanic in the new raids, plot your new glam from the stuff we're getting. Do you and enjoy!

See you in Eorzea soon.

#finalfantasyxiv #final fantasy xiv #ffxiv #Patch 6.4 #just some tips guys #please stay hydrated and fed y'all #and stretch #take care of yourselves at patch launch #and have all the fun guys

[fightingdragonswithwho]

best bestie hi!!! youre back and caught up on the latest ep!! i need all ur thoughts on their maneuvering

(and most important of all happiest tabitha tuesday to u and hoping u had the most amazing relaxing perfect time in norway <333 love u!!!)

hi best bestie!!!!! thank you so much! i had a lovely time, it was an anual trip with my best friend who lives far away and it’s always amazing to see her <3 and i loved oslo <3 i hope you’re well and having an amazing week!!!!!

putting succession thoughts below because we know i ramble alifodjdkfjof

okay so i actually really enjoyed the episode, even tho it does feel a little like a more filler one in the sense that it was mostly decision making but it’s just so interesting to see how they’ll play this out! and how they’re involving the “old guard” and seeing who makes it or not! (bye hugo ajdjdjjfkf but karl and frank remain an iconic duo with some of my favourites lines 😭)

regarding the sibs, every episode convinces me more than kendall is about to crash so bad 😭 the preview for the next ep especially makes me think he’s about to reach a new level of manic kendall 😭 i was expecting him to try and tank the deal but it was interesting to see how roman was involved in that play! roman’s scene with matsson was **so**good and the way he admits to be breaking down ): they keep showing him with the pills and i’m very scared … and finally… girlboss shiv girlbossed so close to the sun and idc if she gets burned I LOVED SEEING HER THIS EPISODE!!! the way she manipulated the situation with matsson just a little to get like carolina and gerri on the good list and to get on his “good” side was sooooo good! he’s dumb and believes anything but u still loved it aosjdofjkfkd i also find it interesting to see how they’re showing her trying to hide the pregnancy and not really drinking but no one ever notices it because they’re so self involved 😭 she was the highlight of the episode for me and that last scene was so good! i honestly don’t know where it’s all going but i think the pacing of this one made it really interesting to see how they see the company and its future!

shiv’s scene with tom was the most random i’ve ever seen, at no point did i know where it was going aodjodjfofjkf if that’s how they’ll communicate istg 💀💀 okay i’m done rambling skidofjfkfk let me know your thoughts bestie!! i talked sm and feel like i said nothing aodiofnfokf

love u best bestie and hope you’re having the most amazing week!!!! <333

#also they humbled greg on that retreat <3 which i loved <3 #i’ll shut up now dojdoekfkjgog #thank u for being u and letting me ramble bestie 😭💗 #H 🍁 #succession spoilers #<- just in case! #ask! #ana! replies

[ltwharfy]

Trick or treat! (If it's not too late)

Definitely not too late! I mean, it's not even Halloween yet! Gotta keep answering trick-or-treaters until Halloween.

Here's a Roudise treat for you, this is the list of the titles four partially-completed Roudise WIPs that I currently have, in chronological order of when I started them:

"Dating Advice from Mr. 'I'd Let That Dump Me'"

"She Fell in Love with the Drummer"

"Rudy (But It's About Wagstaff Basketball Not Notre Dame Football)"

"iconic"

My titles are so random! But I think they do a pretty good job of indicating what the story is about even without having to read the summary, so that's something.

Of these, "Iconic" should hopefully be published Tuesday, while "Dating Advice..." is least likely to see the light of day for reasons discussed in my 20 Questions thing.

#thanks for asking! #fic writer trick or treat #fic stuff #bob's burgers fanfiction #roudise #louwheeze #titles

[uolivegb]

modern!LU headcannons that are all real and credible because i said so, pt. 1

i am not the sole brainstormer! creds are also due for my lovely friends @hyrules-feral-hero and @nihilistic-wobbufet they are hilarious

~

WIND: has been obsessed with thomas the train since he was a kid and just never grows out of it, and its his biggest secret because he never wants anyone to find out or he would never recover from the embarrassment. he has a sizeable collection of memorabilia, and if like mcdonalds or some other fast food chain were to do themed toys, you already KNOW my boy is out there grinding for happy meals. he would babysit time and malon's son for the sole reason of being able to watch thomas and friends in public and have nobody shame him because "the baby likes it." even if said baby has been passed out for like two hours in his arms and wind is still in the middle of his marathon, doesnt even matter. time and malon ask him to go home? no, you fools, season four isnt over yet. he was also extremely distressed with the 3D models when they were introduced, and he would absolutely protest against them like pokemon genwunners.

he listens to all sorts of music, but especially loves bubblegum pop and nightcore circa like 2009. this, of course, is a wonderful contrast to his baby sister aryll's taste in music, which despite her innocently pastel sense of style is almost exclusively death metal (and the battle for the aux cord is brutal).

FOUR: casual twitch gamer, began his whole career while watching wind play fnaf one time and literally like six months after he started his own channel it BLEW UP and now he has a gajillion followers on his streams and on youtube. he likes to play kirby and metroid. despite the fame, his attitude remains casual, which is part of the reason why people like him so much. hed just show up on a random tuesday morning wearing his shirt backwards and be like "hi guys today im going to break my world record speedrun time" and then he just Does It. iconic king.

he has heterochromia, and his eyes flash different colors when a certain one is fronting (?), unrealistic in modern standards i know but just roll with it. vio especially loves gaming, and whenever people in chat ask why the literal hell his eyes seem to change color all the time, four just plays it off like "trick of the light. it just be like that" and no further comment. he has the most casual schedule ever but he pulls in absolute BANK.

also plans on one day learning how to blow glass. he thinks its so cool (because it is.)

TWILIGHT: professional wrestler who used to be a gym bro, just cause he's so good at it. is swole af and even though he's short he is super intimidating, and since due to publicity most people know that he's capable of bodyslamming someone twice his own weight most strangers will not approach him. heaven above forbid if he is there to witness somebody getting mugged or something- he goes rabid (one might even describe him as wolfish ;)) (said occurrence has happened twice. both times, he was offered a date afterwards but he said no cause hes

A. awkward, and

B. YEARNING for his old high school crush midna.)

whenever he gets back to his place, he throws on hello kitty slippers, plops down sideways on his couch, and cuddles his newest baby- a tiny white kitten he named marie (like from the aristocats. its his favorite movie, even though he tells everyone else who asks that its die hard.) just an enormous soft dork, a himbo, if you will

HYRULE: ABSOLUTELY a park ranger, and he adores his job!!! just picture him in like khakis and big stompy boots (i know, so cute!), and his knees and forearms are covered in colorful bandaids cause hes in the woods so much! he likes to give tours the most, and will go on and on about bear safety and how to read trail maps (despite never using them himself lol)

he would go up to a bear and be like "this is richard, hes chill, he gave me a pinecone once so now i like to think we are married" and all the people on the tour are like "isnt it dangerous to get up close to a bear like that?" and hyrules like "yes <3"

always mild mannered, except for when he finds poachers or traps laid out. i'll just leave that there.

WILD: you already KNOW my boy is a sous chef at some uppity restaurant, and hes the best damn cook there. he likes to goof off a lot which makes his superiors kinda hate him, but none of them can do anything about it because he is the singular reason why the restaurant has so many glowing reviews, and its super common for customers to ask for him by name so they can meet him. he just kinda messes around and does his own thing and is incredibly unpredictable, but he more or less runs the show because they cant just fire him, so days at work would go as follows:

"you cant film tiktoks in the break room 15 minutes before rush hour, we need you at the stove!"

"yeah no ill only be like 10 minutes this one is gonna be so funny i have to make it now"

"thats not what i said-"

(the superiors are both baffled and Very Done when his tiktoks actually bring in more customers.)

wild knows the power he holds and more or less has a freelance schedule, like if he forgot he made plans with the chain on a day hes supposed to come in? not a problem, he can just call and have them make a coworker cover him. because its not like they can fire him. as a result of this he becomes like some sort of kitchen cryptid, nobody knows where he comes from or when he comes he is just There. customers will be like "is the tiktok chef in today?" and there are several sighs and a resounding groan before somebody else answers "....yes."

~

anywho this just came about after a random brainrot conversation, but we agreed that theyre too good not to share. enjoy! xoxo

#linked universe #lu #wind lu #aryll #four lu #twilight lu #hyrule lu #wild lu #headcanon #lmao #sorry #indulge me please