so about that ranboo stream
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Missing peerpressureduo hours so I've been thinking about a Fae AU where claiming a human is a fae rite of passage. You must claim one when you come of age, or you'll be kicked out of your court. And fae usually do not survive long without a court to live in - nor are other courts likely to take you in after being kicked out of your own.
Fae!Ranboo is extremely anxious about this. He's not very good at any other fae-related things so he's already the lowest rank he could possibly be. But if he succeeds in claiming a human, at least he'll get to live. It'll be a pitiful existence, but still. When he's old enough, he sets out into the human realm with desperation in his heart and a singular goal in mind: to steal a name. Any name.
Enter Technoblade.
Ranboo claims Techno, mostly because Ranboo is such a pathetic wet cat of a man that Techno can't help but feel awkwardly bad for him, and he ends up lowering his guard. And maybe Ranboo is a little more tricky than Techno gave him credit for too.
Techno is - understandably - pretty pissed when he finds out. But he can't do anything about it because Ranboo's deal was incredibly thorough and Techno is now bonded to not do anything against Ranboo's will. This includes hurting Ranboo or refusing to go with him/trying to run away. So basically Ranboo just has ownership of the angriest, most snarky human in existence.
They go back to court where Ranboo is not only allowed to stay, he's boosted to one of the highest possible ranks. As it turns out, Techno is a human of great renown in the fae world, not only because he's a great warrior and dangerous tactician, but also because he's the only human who ever got claimed by a fae before and weaseled his way out of it.
(The fae in question was Skeppy. And he's still very salty about being reverse-tricked by a human.)
So what Ranboo has done is super impressive. And he's accepted as one of the highest members of fae court.
Further on the story would include stuff like: Fae politics that are very tricky and dangerous because other fae would love to get rid of Ranboo and yoink Techno, Techno slowly warming up to Ranboo and friendship and him helping in the politics because he doesn't want to be yoinked by somebody else, AND Skeppy showing up and charging for joined custody over Techno and the court has to humor him because this is kind of a never-before-seen situation. Quackity is the lawyer in fae court.
(Also like, dark!ranboo and maybe dark!sbi/dark!other character vibes because it's me. I'm going to make the fae protective/possessive over their human <3)
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*Glides down into you inbox*
I got two things!
Um ok for the first you said you wanted drawing ideas? Mmm have Philza going mock fucking 10 as tech holds a speedometer and ran panics
And also what other cursed birdza/ emerald duo headcanons do you have
Teeth stew anon you have sparked my interest
-I'te
*takes off*
they are trying to see if his wings healed
(they did) (he destroyed the lawn)
cursed headcanons? uhhh philza can and will eat bugs and mice, he is the resident pest killer
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IT WAS FUCKING FORESHADOWING ON HOW SNEEG AND CHARLIE WERE GOING TO TRY TO PROTECT RANBOO OHHH
OH MY GOD SHOWFALL COULD HAVE BEEN TRYING TO STOP THEM SO THEY COULDN’T SAY WHY
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One of my favourite things about Generation Loss are the accidents, the last minute thoughts. Frank, a beloved character, ended up being Charlie wanting Sneeg to have a friend while he was stuck in the cage for so long. Frank, who then went on to have disturbing lore in the set design of episode three (there's a deceased employee(?) poster in the office). The green to red filter in episode two accidentally had horrific implications for the slime demon in episode one (and evil Sneeg, yuck), which was again brought back in the set design of episode three (bucket of blood and guts labelled slime). Charlie involving himself in the carousel act of episode two during dress rehearsals, leading to theories of Sneeg seeing him with his guts hanging out when the hat is on his head. Also Charlie mentioned that he decided to portray the patient as a “dude” character so the filter switch was more jarring, rather than being panicked like the rest of the saw victims. I’m trying to think of more.
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