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mistergreatbones · 4 months
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Crack AU where everything's the same but Fives can break the 4th fall
Basically, Fives knows he's in Star Wars, he just... doesn't know the plot of Star Wars.
He knows vaguely what it's about, but in the same way someone irl who hadn't ever seen the movies would know from cultural osmosis
Fives: hey why does General Kenobi keep calling General Skywalker "Anakin"
Rex: cuz that's his name??
Fives: really? i thought it was Luke?
Rex: where the kriff did you get Luke from?
Fives: idk, it just sounded right?? like Luke Skywalker? I could of sworn that was it...
Rex:
Fives: hey unrelated but do you know anything about the General's relationship with his father?
And of course he knows the memes
Someone trying to clean their equipment on Geonosis: y'know, im really starting to hate sand
Fives, under his breath: yeah it's coarse and it gets everywhere
Anakin: what?
Fives: I didn't... say anything??
Echo: yeah, sir. maybe you should have Kix check you for heatstroke? i heard it can cause auditory hallucinations
Because you know whether or not Echo's in the know, that boy is gonna lie out of his ass for the drama
Fives, dropping his ration bar: this is sadder than what happened to Alderaan
Rex: what happened to Alderaan?
Echo: their economy, sir,, it's in shambles
But that's a moot point because theres no way Fives wouldn't immediately start rambling about his prophetic dreams to anyone within earshot without hesitation
Fives: if Luke and Leia are siblings -- First of all why did they kiss? That's karking gross. Second of all, why isn't Luke a prince?! Leia's a princess! That makes no sense!
Echo: see i know you really like Luke to have all these opinions about him, but maybe next time you decide to climb on top of the bar at 79's and start ranting about the Death Star you could perhaps take a moment to ask yourself "will this make life harder for Echo, the guy who has to convince everyone I'm not defective"
Fives:
Fives: when i become a princess i'm not promoting you
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cybernightart · 7 months
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Kind of head cannon/ideas/observations thing once again that's kind of long and rambly.
The shimada clan probably had some legal business stuff along with the illegal stuff, so while they were making money from assassinations and substance and weapon smuggling and distribution, they probably owned a lot of businesses too in Japan. And probably kept their finances in different bank accounts so they had the this is all the legal stuff and this is all the illegal stuff bank accounts.
And since Genji was taken by OverWatch, and Hanzo left the same night, kind of leaving the clan in shambles with no one to run them. They probably never exactly removed Genji or Hanzo from the bank accounts. Would also be really funny if the shimada clan owned some of the biggest companies in Japan for example the OverWatch universe equivalent of Nintendo, and/ or a really wealthy car manufacturing company. Which all would have their own CEOs and everything running the companies so they wouldn't have to do anything so for the 10 years plus the Genji and Hanzo were out of the clan they were making so much passive income it's scary.
So when the recall happened ,and OverWatch was operating illegally with no funding whatsoever. Can you just casually offers to fund everything but only Winston and maybe tracer know about it. No one else questions where the funding is coming from until one day they do and they're just in a bit of a shock that Genji is fun thing everyone. The new recruits might not even know Genji was a part of the shamada clan and just think that his last name has nothing to do with anything and that he just happens to be a ninja. Or even better they don't even know his last name is shamara cuz everyone just refers to his Genji or the green cyborg ninja dude.
I mean didn't you have to be wealthy because there's no way that he is buying these $20-500,000 swords and not even questioning the amount of shuriken's this man must go through and how much they cost to replace every single time. And not be somewhat wealthy. Because he has at least 4 different canonical skins with young genji/sparrow, blackwatch, ow1 and the nomad/Bedouin skins , and then the shurikens from Ow2, and just going with the lowball estimate that each of them costs $100,000 considering the type of sort they are being a real ōdachi. He has it the very least spent 400,000 on swords!!!! not even including his wakizashis!!!!!
And as much as you could say OverWatch probably paid for the black watch swords and shuriken's, I really doubt they would look at how much they cost and just agree to let exYakuza member which is only there because he kind of has to be who has a bloodthirst to kill anyone and everyone who gets in his way of revenge spend that much government funding. After they already spent who knows how much money to make his new cybernetic limbs I'm just to save his life in general. He probably had to pay for those himself, because canonically he doesn't let anyone touch his weapons not even torbjorn and if torb made them genji would be fine letting him touch them.
I also honestly find the idea of Genji and Hanzo being a little unaware of just how much money they have at their disposal. They've had so much money their entire life they are unaware pretty much at least when they were younger of how much that was. Genji now definitely has a way better grasp of it but I can imagine still has the occasional moment like when it comes to buying swords and having the made where he would just casually spend the amount of money that would make anyone else faint at the thought of spending without much of a second thought. Hanzo also now probably has a way better grasp on money and did when he was younger as well especially because we know that he left a majority of his family's fortune behind and just hasn't really been using their money that much in his travels, I can't really imagine Hanzo working a normal job or carrying that much cash on him, so he probably still has access to his family's money he just doesn't use it that often.
Also bows are also really expensive, don't get me wrong there nowhere near how much swords cost, but they're still easily $500. Also he would need to buy supplies to make his arrows cuz as much as he makes his own arrows it would be really hard for him to handcraft every single part of them, especially arrows he is used to canonically like the scatter arrows! Also he would need the money to buy Cake and stuff like we seen that one Christmas thing, along with clothes you would need money to buy clothes especially his different outfits like OverWatch 1, OverWatch 2 and his winter outfit. I'm back to Genji he obviously needed to buy his new fashionable clothing which has been modified quite heavily to fit his cybernetics, the new sayas for his swords, and I'm pretty sure he's had new armor made sense because if you look at the difference between OverWatch one and OverWatch 2 is OverWatch 2 helmet especially a spotless mean while the OverWatch 1 helmet is covered in scratches ,dents and scuffs. Can you also need money to finance his travels because like he is said he was wandering the world for many years before and after he was with zenyatta.
Anyways back to kind of what I'm saying before, I think it would be really funny if some of the members of OverWatch we're having a discussion in between missions maybe how much Dva makes from streaming, which then turned into how much does everyone make it their jobs and they came to the conclusion that someone like Angela would make the most money because she's a doctor. Only for coal or Angela herself probably to step in and be like actually no, and casually drop the fact Genji and his family are multi-millionaires if not billionaires and are still making so much money even after the shimada clan has fell it's insane. Which then would cause Winston or tracer to chime in about the fact they were wondering how Genji was managing to finance everything since OverWatch recalled, because they never really thought about it and anytime they would ask he just said don't worry about it.
I do like to imagine though Genji spends a majority of the money he does spend on really random things like games, pachimari, other action figures merchandise stuff, clothes, and then just buying things primarily for other people and either directly giving it to them or just leaving it somewhere he knows they'll get it without saying a word to them. Like Genji getting dva a copy of a game that isn't even in pre release to the public yet, because again his family owns the company.
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odukora-ramblez · 8 months
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Can't even brainstorm abt my stories no more cuz I've been brainrotting abt the 🔥 shambles 🔥 holy fuck y'all the grip Aziracrow has on me LMAOOO (which is kinda expected but it was kinda way worse than I thought it'd be) it's been FIVE DAYS!!!!!!! I haven't written or drawn anything for five fucking days, the blorbos aren't rotating in my head, they're like bouncing on the brain walls unhinged and plummeting into more flames, and there's like fireworks and confetti everywhere but there's also explosions 💣💥 so many explosions actually, I'd go thinking abt my own lore for like a split second before it all comes flooding back
THEY [REDACTED] AND [REDACTED] in the span of microwaving a meal I haven't processed anything since then, along w all the fcking fanart and edits I've been seeing everywhere, I can't even watch anything on yt without getting reminded of the shambles my peace is gone 🔥 in like the best way but also like, insane actually, I've been waiting for this all month and now it's there but I don't even know if I can touch it again lol I just wanna go back to a simpler time ✨ when I actually rambled abt my own lore in detail instead of this insane fuckery, but I'm not sorry either actually you signed a contract to tolerate anything I can possibly rant on here when you began following me 😐 especially other forms of media that I take inspo from, I occasionally slap songs that I relate to my chars here for a reason, it's all the associations, but I'm practically at the brink of collapsing and I boutta start buying piles of cushions cuz nobody's boutta catch me from fifty miles above 🔥
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musubiki · 3 years
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Hey!! I absolutely love your work! It's been a great time going through your arts and comic on webtoons. But, as of now, I am kinda confused with the arrangement. So, have you updated The Cat Witch's Guild on Webtoon and then the rest part has been posted on some other platform or are the posts on tumblr just random insights and theories? I apologize if I'm being slow about this but I searched and I couldn't really understand the order so I figured that I might as well ask hehe.
Also, incase if you haven't updated the toon in regular format then also, no pressure whatsoever. Take you time! I just need to know the order or want to confirm if I'm missing smthg important so that I can enjoy irrespective of the spoilers XD
Tc!! <3
ah yeah sorry if its confusing!! i started posted about tcwg here on tumblr first, and then made the webtoon which is the "official" story thats in order and everything!!
stuff on here is just random, out of order, shitposting, theory-crafting, rambles and shambles!!! most things on here are canon (or hypothetically canon) but theres no timeframe!! sometimes i post about tcwg events happening at the time where the webtoon currently is, sometimes i draw from the post-timeskip, sometimes from their childhood, its whatever i feel!!
i dont have an official order of reading the posts ive made about them (both art and text) because its just...way too much and im all over the place LOL!!! the best advice i can give is start from the VERY beginning of my posts and work your way to the present if you want all the details ive spewed (but its a LOT so its not nessecary)
(its also worth noting that starting from the beginning and working to the recent posts is also better because sometimes i change my mind about topics/character/storylines, so the more recent ones are the most accurate!!! i think its easier than starting at the recent posts and working into the past cuz the info will differ and itll be confusing lol..,..)
but again theres no need to dig deep into all the stuff!!1 i mustve made like 1000 posts about them between art and text by now so its quite a bit,..
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domokunrainbowkinz · 7 years
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i was gonna make dumplings for myself but i’m too lazy to cook and i might just end up getting chicken strips from A&W ;_;
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