#rambles :D

[devilcatdarling]

There is truly no greater love than taking your most adored fictional character and throwing them into the emotionally-devastating angst fueled trash compactor and pressing every single button on the machine just to see what will happen

#hollow knight #hollow my beloved #hmm yes I'm drawing pain and agony tonight #night rambles #night causes pain #night causes suffering #Feel free to apply to ur own blorbos #all blorbos must suffer :D

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

so in an attempt to actually use positive thinking, anytime i fuck up and my brain reacts as if ive cause a minor apocalyptic event, i compare my fuck up to the 4 minute fuck up committed by the crew of the uss william d porter.

and only today, as i was having to explain what happened to my mom when i was explaining the whole comparison thing, did i realise that most people dont know about it and ive decided that needs to change because its objectively hilarious.

...which is a weird thing to say about an event that occured on a warship in 1943, specifically november 14th.

see the uss william d porter was a fletcher-class destroyer but you dont need to know what that means, just that she had guns that went bang bang and that she was escorting another ship, the uss iowa, to cairo.

while they were on their way there, they performed some gun trials like testing the anti-aircraft guns or the torpedos. and while they were running a torpedo drill, the crew of the porter managed to fire a live torpedo straight at the iowa which you know, in terms of a list of things to do while escorting a ship, shooting a torpedo at them is not on that list.

especially if the president of the united states is on board.

yeah so fdr was on board and the gun trials were actually his idea, and part of the trials was that they were conducted under radio silence.

and that means the crew of the porter couldnt just call the iowa to be like "move out the way, we accidentally shot a torpedo at you."

but they did have signal lamps and you know, the signalman on board was trained to signal this exact kind of message.

...and uh never mind, the signalman did manage to successfully tell the iowa that a torpedo was coming toward them but wasnt as successful when it came to the direction the torpedo was coming from.

not all hope is lost though because the signalman could still use the signal lamp to correct his previous mistake and-, never mind, he announced that the porter was reversing, which she wasnt.

yeah so at catastrophic mistake number 3, they broke radio silence to warn the iowa and she managed to turn out of the way just in time which meant no one got hurt. and even though the inquiry into the incident led to chief torpedoman (fantastic job title btw) lawton dawson being sentences to hard labour, fdr intervened and waved away his sentence, saying it was all an accident.

but yeah, so thats my new measure for "how much did i really fuck up?" and when i compared accidentally picking up a pencil case without a tag on it in wilko, turns out it was a very minor fuck-up. yes, the cashier had to ask another worker to grab a duplicate so they could scan the barcode, but i didnt nearly kill the president during wartime via accidental friendly fire

#kai rambles #so like #i enjoy ships and learning about them and looking at them but like #i dont really care for warships #i dont hate them viscerally like i do cruise ships but i never really care for them #apart from the ones that were just like either ridiculously designed like the hms captain or the vasa or the novgorod #or the ones where just insane shit happened like with the william d porter #like this isnt even the extent of the porters unfortunate incidents like shr was sank by a kamikaze attack that MISSED #but somehow ended up below the ship and exploded and just like yeeted the porter out of the water #william d porter #uss william d porter #ww2 #world war 2 #world war ii #warships #again warships are really not my thing but god some of them are so fucking funny #uss iowa #fdr #franklin d. roosevelt #this suddenly got so many notes in like less than 24 hours what the fuck #shipposting

[salamispots]

dream wip

#wip #artists on tumblr #flotsam diaries #arrhghhgg happy I got the textures I was aiming for #I was gonna go sleep but eve's song kororon really got me :'D #cough you can see the full image on uh instagram story if you don't wanna wait haha #technically this one's not a wip but wanna draw some others/make it a set #might tweak the octo though #anyways nOW I will sleep #muffled laugh #edit: oh!! thank for you radar tumblr staff :0 #but also radar putting my post tag ramblings on bLAST LMAO

[inafallsaway]

Drawing time!

#one piece #monkey d luffy #luffy #nico robin #nami #I think they draw together a lot #both can’t draw tho lol #I tried to base robins style after the couple eps she we do see her drawing #she has lots of sharp lines lol #also wanted to include a ton of tiny cute things on the fridge #I wanted to add more but i think I went a wee bit overboard #the things in the corner if you can’t tell are magnets that represent all of them #ok no more rambling I hope you like I worked hard on it hehe #my art

[fandxmslxt69]

It is raining so much outside!!!! So much rain!!!! And the sky looks so pretty!!!!

The sound is so calming my windows are tight shut and I still hear it loud and clear!!

oh how I love rain.

#rain <3 #rambles :D #late night talks #rain rain rain

[chronicowboy]

this post & merthur

#sami rambles #our favourite doomed couple <333 #i will always and forever remember hearing sara bareilles' orpheus for the first time as a teenager and immediately and irrevocably #linking it to merthur for the rest of my natural life so much so that i can no longer separate the two #LOL :D #merlin #bbc merlin #arthur pendragon #merlin x arthur #merthur #web weave #orpheus and eurydice

[butchered-icarian]

Something about them mirroring each other has me in a hysterical mood, you know. Absolute feral.

#monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #akagami no shanks #red haired shanks #dracule mihawk #zolu #mishanks #akataka #one piece #one piece live action #opla #croissant rambles

[oneread]

Ace is a character of all time because he arrived, caused a medical scare followed immediately by a standoff with the cops, looked high as hell the whole time, dropped a big Luffy backstory bomb by existing, yet added like nothing to our understanding of Luffy’s past and then sailed off on a silly little wind powered surfboard. Immaculate older sibling energy

#one piece #portgas d ace #alabasta arc #rambling

[rosedosed]

Monkey D Luffy is incredible cause the second you’re prepared to suspend your disbelief at his cartoony antics in this cartoony world it’s revealed that he’s also a total freak cartoon in-universe. You’re reading this fun goofy manga with its fun goofy art style in which almost every choice is made with the intent to make the author laugh only to realize that the fun goofy people are horrified of his Bugs Bunny Ass. Their best friend is a talking bear their wife has 7 eyes and is shaped like a trombone and STILL they’re constantly doing double takes whenever this Normal Looking Teenager does ANYTHING because he’s so fucking weird. Then after a while when they’re all used to it cause he’s Fun and Funny and they’ve got other things to worry about considering they live in a dystopia where the worst people are casually 16 feet tall he goes “heehoo would you look at the fucking time” and activates one of his Monkey D Goofy™️ Fighting Modes, takes his eyeballs out Funny Style and beats a man to death. And then the people AND the audience have to get over their horror all over again cause this honk shoo mimimi looney tunes motherfucker just declared he’s gonna overthrow the gvt and considering he’s just EXPLODED an entire island with the power of teehee hehehe hoohoo you’re starting to think that he Really Just Might ISN’T HE THE BEST!!!

#HE’S SOO FUN TO ME #rose ramblings #One piece #luffy #monkey d luffy

[hoodiemanic]

He gets more hats

#opfanart #one piece #luffy #monkey d. luffy #hoodie rambles #my art

[h0nkshroom]

gently places these in your hands and cartwheels away into the night

#IM THINKING #THE BRAIN HAS BEEN BRAINING #bams ramble stream tonight was actually super stimmulating and got me to crank out some bangers #I would love to give this AU a cool name but i really have no idea what to go with... #for now its just.. trambs... #AND I DECIDED MY LAMB WAS TOO SOFT HE NEEDS TO BE CHAOTIC AND UNHINGED TOO #anyways do with these what you will #feel free to send asks if there are any questions or statements :D #goodnight :3!!!!! #honk doodles #Trambs #cotl au #cotl #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #cult of the lamb #cotl fanart #cult of the lamb fanart

[andillwriteyouatragedy]

being an adult = saying things like "i have dnd tonight so i HAVE to take a nap this afternoon or i WILL be cranky"

#know thyself #to thine own self be true #et cetera #dnd #d&d #dungeons and dungeons #personal ramblings #classic

[falloutnewnobody]

arcade isnt supposed to be twink hot he's supposed to be sardonic down to earth 400 level course professor who really cares about his niche course material and class of eight students despite not sleeping or feeling a positive emotion in years, tries to make sure everyone passes his class, and shows up to the 8pm lecture with two redbulls and intentions to shit talk the other four people on earth who work in his niche subfield hot

#hed take all semester to grade your paper but give you an a even though you deserved like a d+ #rambles #oops showing my daddy issues again #fallout new vegas #fnv #fallout #arcade gannon #arcade fnv

[allonepiece]

this convo will never not be funny to me

#makino #luffy #ace #portgas d ace #one piece #op #volume 60 #the rat posts #the rat rambles

[arjtogruta]

ok like random -but boat boys are so funny cause like the fact that it evolved into such a elaborate bit to a point where 2 FULLY GROWN STRAIGHT MEN- one of which is married?? Are full on FLIRTING RANDOMLY and literally WHENEVER they interact lmao 😭😭 also like Etho?? I’ve never seen him play into a bit so consistently- it’s really funny how they both kept it going and now everyone else is playing into it too (scar saying get a room to them 💀) it honestly just makes me laugh thinking about the fact they just decided one day to flirt with each other whenever they interact just cause they think it’s funny to mess with us fans (I love them for it though <3)

#etho slab #smallishbeans #joel smallishbeans #boat boys #smalletho #hermitcraft #etho #hermitblr #double life #etholabs #hermitshipping #trafficblr #trafficshipping #rambles #i love them also IM NOT SHIPPING THE ACTUAL CREATORS DW just there characters :D

[ohitslen]

Can we consider Wolfwood with short hair, like even shorter, please.

#i may be an artist but fanart is my weak point believe it or not LMAO #I’m rambling more than usual due to my lack of sleep but idc the enough #but like PLEASE LIKE I don’t know I have a vision but I have to draw it #and my artist juice is DRY #have been designing too much I can’t anymore #or maybe I can give me a couple of minutes #trigun #nicholas d wolfwood #lenssi rambles #also i adore long hair wolfwood a LOT LIKE IM IN LOVEWITH HIM #BUT AL S O #SHORT HAIR