#rahzar

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Bradford: We here at the Foot Clan do NOT condone child violence.

Xever: We do, however, find it hilarious.

[Bradford and Xever proceed to beat up the Turtles]

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: dragon ball z abridged #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #chris bradford #dogpound #rahzar #xever montes #fishface #the foot clan

[lotus-duckies]

the power mikey has over peoples' names is insane, just imagine what he could do for trans people

#michelangelo hamato #fishface #dogpound #chris bradford #rahzar #xever montes #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt 2012 #tmnt idw

[contaminatedlamb]

I just had to share this

#screaming at this gem I found on reddit #bebop and rocksteady #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt fandom #tmnt 2k12 #tmnt michelangelo #tmnt michelangelo 2012 #teenage mutant ninja turtles 2012 #fishface #rahzar #TMNT mikey #tmnt 2012 michelangelo #tmnt 2012 mikey

[fabuloustrash05]

So according to TMNT's wiki, Chris Bradford is 33 years old.

That seems like a reasonable age for this martial arts celebrity, however when we get to season 4 we learn that Bradford had an action cartoon show in the 80's called Chris Bradford's 2 Ruff Krew. If he was still famous and also an adult in the 80's but is 33 in the series which takes place in the year 2012 (both airing and in universe), that would mean Bradford's show first aired in 1979, but that would also mean that was Bradford's birth year is 1979 because he's 33 (2012 - 33 = 1979)

So it's impossible for him to be 33 in the series and was a full grown man in the 80's when in truth he was a child during the 80's. Bradford would actually be in his 60's when he meets the Turtles!

1946 - birth year 1979 - 2 Ruff Crew first aired (33 years old) 2012 - Present day, fighting the Turtles (66 years old)

So with the writer's not thinking ahead and just making Mr T cartoon reference without thinking how this will affect the logic/timeline of the show, here's my headcanon! Bradford claims he's 33 when in truth he's actually 66. He's so in shape and healthy (also probably has done surgeries) that people don't question his age when he claims he's in his 30's, he doesn't want to lose his fame and career from old age so he is forever 33 and don't you dare tell him otherwise!

Bonus HC: Xever is the only one who knows Bradford's true age so he calls him "grandpa" whenever they're fighting as a form of blackmail. Like "yeah I know your dark secret and I'm gonna tell everyone if you don't shut up"

#granted it is a wiki page so it's probably not the most reliable source but I still find this HC to be funny #random thoughts #FabTrash headcanons #TMNT headcanons #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #chris bradford #dogpound #rahzar #the foot clan

[juniperquills]

Random TMNT 2012 episodes as shitty memes (part 1 probably idk if I'll make more)

#teenage mutant ninja turtles #teenage mutant ninja turtles 2012 #tiger claw #chris bradford #rahzar #xever montes #fishface #anton zeck #bebop #ivan steranko #rocksteady #hamato michelangelo #hamato donatello #hamato raphael #hamato leonardo #april o'neil #hamato yoshi #master splinter #casey jones #oroku saki #the shredder #oroku karai #hamato miwa #ice cream kitty

[kuaille]

sweet context

#teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2012 comic #chris bradford #rahzar

[eldritchpenguin44]

Since the mutant mayhem versions of Bebop and Rocksteady are good guys if Mutant Mayhem Shredder were to have mutant henchmen working under him what mutants would you like to see?

#mutant mayhem #shredder #the shredder #tmnt mutant mayhem #tokka #rahzar #tmnt #foot clan

[dailytmntscreenshots]

#xever #because his real name is way cooler than fishface it’s my blog I get to choose whether I follow my tagging rules #rahzar #tmnt 2012

[undercoverbisexualfrog]

(this works both ways tbh)

#tiger claw #chris bradford #rahzar #xever montes #fishface #baxter stockman #anton zeck #bebop #ivan steranko #rocksteady #foot clan #tmnt 2012

[solofanatic64]

So anyways, I made more of these because I was bothered (and I’m trying to cook up some other stuff, but it’s taking a while), enjoy

#tmnt 2012 #tigerclaw #chris bradford #rahzar #xever montes #fishface #baxter stockman #anton zeck #bebop #ivan steranko #rocksteady #dont worry I didn’t forget

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mikey: This one is shaped like a heart! That's how I feel about you!

Leatherhead: *screaming and crying*

Mikey: This one's shaped like Michigan! That's how I feel about you.

Bradford: whaT DOES THAT MEAN?!

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: tik tok #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #michelangelo #leatherhead #chris bradford #Dogpound #rahzar

[lotus-duckies]

when you and your partner are sneaking out to pride and

#gay gay homosexual gay #bebop #rocksteady #rahzar #dogpound #chris bradford #xever montes #fishface #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt idw #tmnt 2012

[thejadecount]

Guys. Guys I just had the most mind-blowing realization. In the 2012 TMNT, two of Shredder’s minions have names that are like, basically synonyms of his. Like Xever Montes? As in sever. And then Chris Bradford/Dogpound gets turned into Rahzar as in fucking RAZOR?!

This is fucking sending me places

#so am I like really late to the realization or is this a coincidence or like what #does everyone else know this and I’m late to the party or… #like they’re all like ‘to cut’ #I think I’m just a fucking idiot #well that’s my post for today enjoy that thought guys #I really hope that isn’t a coincidence because it’s way too sick to be one #2012 tmnt #2012 shredder #xever montes #chris bradford #rahzar #tmnt rahzar #tmnt fishface #seriously tho that’s so cool

[fabuloustrash05]

TMNT 2012 Quiz #13

Previous Question (+ Answer)

#tmnt 2012 quiz #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt casey jones #casey jones #tiger claw #tmnt hun #armaggedon #rahzar #dogpound #chris bradford #tmnt villains

[juniperquills]

Random TMNT 2012 episodes as shitty memes part 2 (video edition)

#teenage mutant ninja turtles #teenage mutant ninja turtles 2012 #mondo gecko #hamato donatello #hamato raphael #chris bradford #rahzar #xever montes #fishface #hamato leonardo #anton zeck #bebop #ivan steranko #rocksteady #alopex #tiger claw #casey jones #hamato michelangelo #hamato yoshi #master splinter

[dnpanimationstudioclone]

Chris Bradford Backstory-Top Dog

It’s a bummer we never got Chris’ backstory. We saw Xever’s and a lot of the other Foot’s but sadly nothing on him. I always wondered who he used to be before becoming the famous Martial Arts star to loyal ninja warrior mutant for the Foot and Shredder. What if he wasn’t always the Top Dog?

What if the episode about Chris wanting his humanity back was expanded, along with Xever and when presented with a chance to become human again like getting a certain ingredient or formula where only one can use it to turn back to human, they fight over who should get the chance.

Xever-It’s all your fault we’re freaks to begin with! You’re the reason I’m stuck in all this! Chris-I’m sorry, was I the one who made you steal from Master Shredder and got you thrown into prison to be bailed out into working for the Foot!? Cause I’m pretty sure you stuck yourself in that corner! Not me!

Xever-My life was already hard as it was but you practically go out of your way to make it worse and enjoy doing so! For crying out loud I lost my own legs!

Chris-Hey you got new ones! And they can crush stuff way better and you love crushing things! Usually other people’s legs! Xever-Ugh, I don’t even know why I’m trying to get you to understand my situation, you’d never understand what having it hard is like at all!

Chris-Excuse me?

Xever-Oh don’t act dumb, you don’t need to for that! People like you have had everything handed to them their whole lives! You didn’t have to work to get where you are, from being some pretty rich boy to some rich martial arts movie star and now to Shredder’s lap dog! You’ve made it very clear that all you’ll ever see me as is just some lowly bottom-feeder so can’t you at least let me be human-

Chris-SHUT UP! YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME!

Xever stunned by his reaction.

Chris-You seriously think that I just didn’t have to earn my place into the Foot, to once have earned HIS respect!? You think just a bunch of money and fame got me into here!? In fact it’s the other way around. It’s because of the Foot, I ever became somebody that mattered…flashback

Way back, I grew up as a foster kid, going from new home to home but always end up being returned back. I felt like some weak little runt in the pound, a total underdog. The kind where all the bigger kids would pick on, the kind where teachers thought I was too stupid to be taught anything and as I got older it got worse. Pretty soon, nobody wanted me. The only thing that brought me some comfort where all those cool Martial Art films and shows. The heroes looked so cool fighting all those bad guys and getting through any kind of obstacle and everyone else thought so too. I wanted to be just like that! To be the seen the way everyone else saw them, to be respected, to be adored…to be loved. And I thought it would only ever be just some silly dream until…I met him. Xever-Shredder?

Chris- At that time, he was looking for new potential recruits and I got lucky enough for him to check for fosters like me who were starting to get too old for most to consider fostering. He was the first person who ever looked at me and not just pass by me like everyone else would, like he saw something in me that no one, including me could see at the time, I felt…hopeful. So when he asked if I was open to become one of his new students, I took the offer and never looked back. I did everything I could to show Shredder he wouldn’t regret giving me a shot! I endured everything he put me through, sometimes I wonder how I even survived but I did! And I used what he taught me to finally show the rest of the world what Chris Bradford could do and become the same kind of hero I watched on tv, some other little kid like me could look up to! I was finally the top dog!

Xever-Wow. Guess you really did earn your place at the top.

Chris-I did, but now? I’m a giant hideous mutant dog man, I’m constantly beaten by teenage turtle mutants and worst of all Shredder’s pretty much lost all care for me and it’s only a matter of time Karai kicks me to the curb to be just a nobody again! And to top it all off, I’m forced to work with some guy, 10 years younger than me who got where I had to go through so much more to be, by attempting to steal from my Master! Being Chris Bradford’s all I really have left at this point and I know that windows closing soon enough, in show business! YOU know how to survive on your own without needing conditional love. I don’t!…I can’t💔

Xever-…

What do u think? I’d love to know💖

#tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2012 foot clan #tmnt Chris bradford #Chris bradford #xever #xever montes #Tmnt fishface #fishface #Tmnt 2k12 #Dogpound #tmnt rahzar #rahzar