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raccoon-eyed-rebel · 2 months
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Impulsively ordering books @ 1am? What do you mean 'you have ADHD'? What are you talking about???
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g1gglee-rxccoon · 1 year
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Anyone who says 'Tktktktktktk' or something like that, I automatically hate /J
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raccoon-in-a-dumpster · 5 months
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god... my dad's been home for LESS than 24 FUCKING HOURS. and i'm already trying to look up how to get him to listen to me about how trans people are real. instead of singing in thr shower like usual, i was rehearsing arguments in my mind that wouldn't even work because WHAT DO I KNOW? I'M A TEENAGER! THAT MEANS I'M A GODDAMN IDIOT. I COULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE REAL WORLD. I'M TOO YOUNG TO KNOW WHAT I AM. I'M JUST GOING ALONG WITH A TREND?!? RIGHT?!? I COULDN'T KNOW SHIT. BECAUSE I'M A KID. SO HE GETS TO TALK OVER ME. IF I START YELLING THEN IT'S MY FAULT. HE'S JUST "DEBATING" ME. I'M A LITTLE GIRL. THAT'S ALL I AM. I'M HIS DAUGHTER. A SILLY GIRL WHO THINKS SHE'S A BOY. BUT SHE'LL GROW OUT OF IT. IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER MY OPINIONS HURT HER. BECAUSE I KNOW MORE ABOUT HER THAN SHE DOES. IT DOESN'T MATTER IF SHE SAYS SHE'S A BOY. I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT. I'LL IGNORE IT. BECAUSE I'M AN ADULT WHICH MEANS I'M BETTER.
I'M FUCKING SICK OF IT. I CAN'T STAND BEING IN A HOUSE WITH HIM BECAUSE OF WHAT HE THINKS. I KNOW HE LOVES ME. BUT HE NEEDS TO FUCKING HEAR ME IF HE WANTS TO SEE THAT REFLECTED BACK AT HIM.
MOM KNOWS HOW TO CHANGE. SHE KNOWS HOW MUCH IT MEANS TO ME. I'M SICK AND TIRED ALREADY. I DON'T KNOW HOW I'LL LAST ANYMORE. I GOT A SLICE OF FUCKING PARADISE. ONLY FOR IT TO BE TORN OUT OF MY HANDS BEFORE I WAS READY TO PART WITH IT. TOO FUCKING SOON FOR ME TO BE ABLE TO PREPARE MYSELF. I'M SO FUCKING USED TO BEING RESPECTED. I'LL HAVE TO GET USED TO BEING MISGENDERED AND DEADNAMED
EVERY
FUCKING
DAY
im sick of it. i wish he could accept me for me. and not the fake me he crafted when i was born.
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abunchofraccooons · 2 years
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Ok i wanted to rant abt this before but i got busy and forgot so imma do it now that i remember
I talked to my therapist abt romance 
It worked out bc even though my therapists a dick the talk abt romance made him less of a dick so i could actually handle this session
Anyways he talked to me abt settling and finding someone ‘worth’ me as if his wife isnt too good for him `cough cough` anyways- 
But after i told him abt my crushes(currently have 2)
I told him abt the chaotic and funny one and he told me they prolly have mental issues and use humor to hide it
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Like excuse you sir you dont gotta say it like itll make me change my mind
I got mental issues too why do you think my mom makes me see you??
Idm if my partner has mental issues as long as they dont puprousfully hurt me physically or emotionally im good 
If i love someone romantically i love them romantically
AND THIS BASTARD HAS THE AUDASITY TO TELL ME ‘Lets talk out your standards’ AS IF THEYRE QUESTIONABLE?? EXCUSE YOU??
The only things i look for in a partner is 
- Around my age
-I have romantic feelings for
- Will not hurt me intentionally
Voila my standards
Except my type is exceptionally complex and finding someone who matches it in my age range is difficult 
Cha-cha real smooootthhh
Anyways
I told him i have experience in helping with things like panic attacks and shit like that so if my partner does have things like that(breakdowns, panic attacks, ect.) i could help them and handle it calmly if they dont know how to handle it
AND HE STARTS TALKING ABT HOW I SHOULDNT SETTLE FOR PPL??? EXCUSE ME??
I JUST SAID I KNOW HOW TO HELP MY PARTNER WITH THAT KINDA STUFF AND HE SAYS THAT?? ARENT YOU SUPPOSED TO HELP YOUR PARTNER?? ISNT THAT A BASIC FUCKING THING??
im starting to question if his wife is ok just saying
Tell him abt the second one
The creative and sweet one
He starts telling me abt how i should ‘relook’ them and make sure that if i do date them i would be ok with their insensitivity(bc they can seem a little insensitive) IF I WASNT DO YOU THINK I WOULD HAVE FEELINGS FOR THEM?? i know that no ones perfect and if i develop feelings for someone i wouldnt date i wouldnt state i had feelings for them and i prolly wouldnt have feelings for them
Im starting to get worried for my therapists wife im just saying bc i dont think hes ok
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raiii-bee · 11 months
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I've grown to be exhausted of the MCU. like I have no interest in seeing anything that comes out anymore. It feels almost bloated now, after Endgame. A lot of it is bland and feels too much like military propaganda. Marvel girl had style to it i guess. But I generally don't care for it like I did when I was younger.
But the moment I saw that funky raccoon again I'm like FUCK!!! ROCKET!! MY BOY ROCKET!!! IT'S ROCKET RACOON!!! ugh cris pratt.... THIS ONE IS ABOUT ROCKET!!!!! I GOTTA GO SEE ROCKET RACOON!!! MY BESTIE ROCKET!!!
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orion-thorngage · 11 months
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I just watched Guardians Of The Galaxy Volume 3 and it helped me let go of the MCU. It was absolutely fantastic and made me cry. Like I know what happens to the characters that meant everything to me and I’m finally okay to let go.
Ive watched it since i was 6 years old but the Guardians are the last ones I truly cared about and I can let go now.
James Gunn gave me one last marvel film that didnt feel soulless - that didnt feel like it was made because that damned mouse demanded it. Instead I got a story that had a satisfying end to my favourite trilogy. Im so glad he reminded me why i loved this shit in the first place and im so excited to see what Gunn does in DC and what he does with Damian Wayne.
Thanks for almost 15 years and some amazing characters but the MCU isnt for me anymore and thats okay.
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raccoonfallsharder · 12 days
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speaking of the endgame writers sabotaging rocket's relationship with every avenger... how angry does it make you that there exists a deleted scene of tony shaving rocket's head (it's on yt if you haven't seen it, buut maybe you should keep it that way since it's reaaally bad)
….starting my sunday morning with rage i guess ☕️
so i had heard about the first part of this clip - the exchange about the chitauri. had not heard about the last bit. when i tell you i saw RED
i try to remember that the endgame writers didn’t know about rocket’s backstory (and how fucking activating being shaved probably is for him, due to surgery prep) because frankly there’s plenty of shit to hate them for anyway
but this is honestly so loathesome. even without the traumatic backstory. it’s just such a perfect example of how the writers didn’t see rocket as a being who deserved basic dignity, and how they passed that on to the endgame cast. imagine, if you will, tony trying to pull that shit with nat. with bruce. first of all he’d probably never because it’s a wild violation of bodily autonomy (and honestly, i’d be equally pissed regardless of who was getting shaved in this situation). secondly he’d probably get decked in the face and the other avengers would have been appalled at his behavior — they would not have laughed. honestly it’s such a bully move — pick on the guy who’s literally half your size. is it because you can’t handle not being the smartest, wittiest guy in the room anymore, stark?
i’m not surprised this scene was deleted tbh. i can’t imagine it played well with focus groups because it makes the avengers look like the worst, most stereotypical bunch of frat boys.
all this to say i would’ve punched tony stark in the throat and then used my gift of words to fucking eviscerate everyone else in the room. starting with steve tbh. how’s it feel to be a bully, cap? is it everything you dreamed of when you were the skinny kid in the room?
(trying to remember to hate the writers, not the characters, ho-hum, but honestly i hope the scene got deleted because some actor said “this actually feels very uncharacteristic of the person im playing”)
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sootiesweep · 2 months
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hot take:
one movie did a better job at developing rocket and dealing with his trauma than 10+ years in the mcu has done for bucky
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archangelofzion · 2 months
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Saw a video that was like “make a Marvel fan cry in less than five words” then they just swept some dust up.
The whole time I’m thinking no one I truly fangirl for was dusted except for T’challa and y’all are lucky because THEY ALL CAME BACK.
All the people I loved were MURDERED or died HORRIBLE deaths while yours just dusted then came back.
But of course the ones who suffered, the ones who were thrown off cliffs or had their heads blasted open or froze in space or melted half their body or died of sickness or were shot in the chest (Rocket yeah yeah he came back but STILL)
And then on top of that Thor was practically murdered by stupid Taika Watiti so there you have it.
AND THEN I started liking Talos and they killed him too! I can’t fricking win anymore.
Kraglin and Rocket are the last of my babies who have a chance at screen time but probably won’t even get that. You guys are lucky.
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crowleymoist · 11 months
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god bro, the new guardians of the galaxy hit me harder than i ever expected it to fr. no spoilers just in case, but jesus CHIRST man. i went in knowing quite a lot abt the backstory, seeing it through clips and shit through tiktok and the like, but seeing it with the context, re-watching clips from the first 2 GOTG just DESTROYED me. Rocket Raccoon has got to be one of the most interesting and well rounded character in the current MCU and I absolutely adore everything they did w/ his character in the media. Especially changing the accent from cockney, to what im guessing is something closer to the north-east of the USA. Hearing this man say his name WAS ROCKET RACCOON absolutely blessed me. I can not wait to watch this trilogy over and over again.
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lavarend · 5 months
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If you didn’t know, i foster raccoons until they can survive on their own. They get brought to us by friends of friends and etc when they’re found alone, abandoned by their mothers, on the sides of roads, one poor guy was inches from death, lying next to his mother, who had been run over. But he’s alright, don’t worry. We bottle-fed the little guy and he’s doing much better now, in a friends animal rescue they run. (Once they can survive on their own, and no longer need to be bottle-fed, we send them there, since they cant easily be re-released into the wild after being bottle-fed for months.
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raccoon-eyed-rebel · 2 months
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Now reading the Sleeping Beauty trilogy by Anne Rice.
I can tell you; I already know I hate these. But I bought them back in the day. And now I'm reading them because I PAID FOR THEM DAMMIT.
They can't ruin my mood any more than Haunting Adeline, right?
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snickerdoodlles · 1 year
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To be fair kidnapping Chay wasn't Vegas's fucking plan, Tawan is just insane. Agreed though I think Kim and Porsche are decent in-laws
I know it was left a little vague, but in canon, Tawan went off Vegas’s plan by accelerating it.
Vegas and Porsche make a plan to pick up Chay the next day so he can join the two of them on the run. while that itself wouldn’t be kidnapping, Vegas’s entire plan was to. y’know. frame Porsche as a sell-out and kill him and Chay to cover it up. kidnapping Chay and holding him hostage is still part of that plan, it was still going to happen—Tawan ruined it by kidnapping Chay before Vegas could.
also, even if it wasn’t, Tawan kidnapping Chay in the first place was to help Vegas. this doesn’t necessarily put that blame directly on Vegas, but who the fuck would blame Porsche if he were really fucking pissed at Vegas for it anyways? bros don’t kidnap other bros little brothers, not even tangentially >:(
but Porsche doesn’t hold it against Vegas! he might’ve let it go because of unusual circumstances and how he was short of options at the time, but Porsche overall has astronomical reserves for forgiveness. he quietly works through his feelings when he’s upset with people and usually comes out the other end having forgiven them—see Arthee, see Kinn, see Vegas, hell even see Khun! the only person he doesn’t forgive is Korn (who killed his father, kidnapped his mother, forced him into the mafia, and fucking more) (fuck Korn). getting back to my point—Porsche doesn’t hold grudges against people, and he most certainly is going to start with Kim.
Porsche just plain isn’t going to hate Kim for any of the mafia shit, or even anything that went down in Kim and Chay’s canon relationship. they’re dumdums in love, but Porsche will let them sort it out themselves (may I remind people that Porsche only punched Vegas once for KIDNAPPING AND TORTURING HIS FRIEND even while also giving him the chance to talk shit out with Pete—Chay might be more of a hot button than Pete, but Kim only hurt Chay’s feelings and ran away, Porsche is not so irrational). sorry nonny, I did not mean to go off on a rant here, but I despise this trope where Porsche hates on Kim because it:
a) completely disregards who he is in canon and massively distorts Porsche’s character into this irrational piece of shit hypocrite
b) overrules Chay’s feelings/choices/decisions just so the author can be mean to Kim
c) Porsche’s gaydar got replaced with a nongdar. the only person who adopts more little brothers than Porsche is Tankhun—Porsche 100% sees angry little bitch Kim and goes free brother! without stopping to ask permission
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hate hate hate hate how my existence, as a trans person, is treated as "political discourse"
hate how saying: "hey maybe trans people do deserve rights??" is treated as "propaganda"
hate hate hate how talk show hosts and news anchors feel it's okay to dehumanize me and people like me.
hate how it's "unreasonable" and "entitled" to expect BASIC HUMAN DECENCY from someone.
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allowing reblogs on this post, don't fucking make me regret it.
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thefriendinthenight · 7 months
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Listen, I love AUs, but there comes a certain point when you need to admit that's not your blorbo anymore, that's an OC. That's not your fandom anymore, that's a fleshed out world with lore and mechanics. And that's okay! It's okay to take inspiration from things and it's okay to wear it on your sleeve, I promise. Free yourself from the shackles of the world you started in and let your story become what it was meant to be.
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tempted to write something about a creature in the woods fucking up readers' crops/ shed based on real events. Some little bastard (or group of bastards) have absolutely demolished my bird feed and made a mess even after I put it under rocks and 2 pounds of soil. HOW did they manage to do it??? I have no clue but when I find them... unspeakable things will be done.
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