#r: hmwyc

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X: HIT ME WITH YOUR CAR — lyra fairbanks x elliot honeysett for @faithchel

"Deputy," Lyra says, eyes glittering dark as the last light of the evening cuts across the pavement, "what are you doing? Besides obstructing my driveway."

Elliot exhales out of her mouth. "Not an obstruction if you'd run me over."

This inspires an arching, manicured brow, like the redhead isn't quite expecting it. "Pardon?"

"If you'd run me over," Ell reiterates slowly, brows furrowing as she pushes herself to a sitting position, "I wouldn't be an obstruction, would I?"

"I'm afraid vehicular manslaughter isn't particularly to my tastes." A pause. "And how much…'' Blue eyes squint, unforgiving. "Canned wine, Deputy Honeysett? Come now."

#otp: hmwyc #not to be mistake with #r: hmwyc #or #otp: so true bestie #girls just being girls hanging out asking the other one to run them over and end their suffering #after slamming canned wine in the middle of the road #not pictured: shaggy laying down beside her #so true bestie #this is obviously pre-raccoon herd #can't rush into parenting thirty raccoons together #ch: elliot honeysett #oc: lyra fairbanks #u know that feeling when ur really hot next door neighbor wants to make out even though ur a gremlin? #yeah. that