listen listen, I adore the parrot grian headcanons and fanart and fics probably more than the next person, but I feel like we're missing a trick here.
Grian should be a Starling.
Hear me out.
native to England (fits Grian cause he's English)
their plumage is black with a metallic sheen to it, causing their feathers to shimmer when the light hits them correctly
extremely gifted at mimicry (there are so many videos of starlings mimicing everything from R2DR from star wars to theme songs)
their nests are comically untidy, and they roost in both natural and artificial cavities (fits with his build themes a lot, and his chest monsters)
very social birds
very talented at aerial displays, their flight patterns are often coordinated with other starlings
they're passerine's, meaning they're perching birds
they have dense plumage, meaning they bathe a lot and have been seen having an affinity for water and enjoying it
they're songbirds
they're prey to peregrines, but have similar aerial capabilities so often (since they move in flocks) make escapes by simply outflying the fastest animal on the planet
highly intelligent birds
and just to add
starling propaganda
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@ofxscavengcrs said : cici (geralt, johanna, charlie, tony, rei, jon, elsa, r2dr, harry, ect) is requesting ahiatus from june 13th - june 26th. I will ne in the land without internet again rip. But, this is thankfully the last big thing for a while, after it I can be around again more frequently!
sure thing! we will see you back on june 26th. enjoy your time without internet!
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Halloween Headcannons yet its Mostly every single star wars character
Note: i had too much fun with this- BUT BRO I WATCHED THE HALLOWEEN KILLS MOVIE DAMN IT WAS- BRO THAT ENDING-
warnings: spoopy, swearing, Kylo Ren and Omega becoming friends,
Masterlist
-LETS GOOO
-everyones stuck in one mf massive haunt house attraction
-Obi-wan and Hondo get stuck in the maze of glass together getting chased by a clown
A chained up clown: "GET ME OUT OF HERE!"
Luke: fuck no you look like someone I know though
Leia unamused: really?
Luke: what I was gonna say Han
-kylo Ren gets stuck with Omega and they get ropped into terroizing everyone and they enjoy it a little too much
-Din won't go in because he's afraid Grogu will get shared
-Fennec kicks Din in bc if shes going all them mfs are going
-It was ment to be a nice date for Padame and Anakin: but there was a red hallway with smoke (oh you know whats about to happen)
-Fives gets so scared when turning a corner he runs into Fox and theres a fight
-thorn and Echo are so done with there partners that they're pretty straight faced during the whole thing
-Nala Se waits outside like a worried mother
Crosshair and Hunter: walks down a hall
Omega screaming: NO! DON'T EAT ME!
-they ran down that hallway like sonic tf headgehog
-Kylo ren eating massive gummies with alot of fucking cherry blood like it Omegas organ
Crosshair: UH FUCK NO- *runs the other way dragging Hunter along bc bros dont leave bros behind*
-Omega and Kylo ren high fiving because that shit was priceless
-Wrecker busy having a tea party and eating sewing kit cookies with a ghost
-Lando not knowing whats happening as he runs after Ashoka who told him if they run through it fast enough they cant get scared, and procceds to trip over his cape
-Chewbacca knockin actors out of reflex
-Jar Jar binks scaring Qui Gon Jin
-Grevious: nothing scares me
Clown: hello
Greviois: one thing scares me
-Maul w/ Feral and Savage thinking there not gonna get scared and book it the fuck out
-Rey tripping on every single wire physically possible
-Bobba laughing as they jumpscare him because hes been through so much that, that shit dont scare him
-jango: bro you good
Bobba: Dad?!
Jango: what no- But I am your death wish *activates chainsaw*
Bobba: oh shit-
-Mace Windu and Bobba end up getting stuck together
-Plo going through with matching halloween coustumes with the wolf pack
Plo: please dont scare my kids they'll swing
Boost and Sinker: OH FUCK YEAH WE WILL
-Tech walks through the whole thing on his data pad
-Count Dooku and Palpatine being so old there not aloud in the house because liabilities
-Omega and Kylo Ren get icecream after terroizing everybody
-Satine: Yes I swing both ways, with a bad COME GET SOME MF
-Satine leads Obi-wans battalion like a mother hen and there all grateful
-Tup and Dogma accidentally walked the wrong way, and somehow ended up in the peopled actual house
-Rex, Kix, Wolfee, Jeese? Yeah? They're home like reasonable people watching movies, eating halloween candy Wolffe accidentally scared some kid for just because of his eyes
- Rex: You think the generals are still alive?
The three looking at Rex the at each other: no
-Battledroids throw there own little halloween bash in the basement
-Gregor's the one who owns the house: hes the one who decorated
-Delta squad helps scare everybody
-Tarkin and Rampart walking through
Clones, anyone really including me: OH HO HO HO! BITCH GETTIN MICHEL MYERS SLAUGHTERED TO NIGHT
-Hux walks through with his cat on his shoulder, hes dressed as a witch
-crime syndicate tps peoples houses
-R2DR electorcuting people who scare him
-Kanan and Hera being too cute of a couple for people to scare
-Zeb and Chopper dont even bother
-ezra and thrawn arguing over everything, Sabine handcuffed them together
-Sabine spray painting a skeleton head
-Kallus vibin with all the horror actors
-howzer scaring the shit out of the Synudllas
-obi-wan and Hondo still stuck together
-Omega and Kylo ren exchanging animal crossing ids (okay im getting off track here)
-most cant sleep now, for about a week
Tag list: @monako-jinn-stories @reader3
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