TS tweet april 20, 2023 :
Patton: Happy Anniversary to the day you got your own jam, Logan!! I brought you here as a surprise!
Logan: Patton, we’re not there yet, we’re still waiting for these cars to move!
Patton: What do you see?
Logan: Nothing! It’s just a traffic j—
Logan:
Patton: :)
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ROTTMNT as my family: Part 1
Donnie: “Sex is the best thing in the world”? Clearly you haven’t eaten good spaghetti.
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Raph: Mother dreaded me coming.
Leo: You’re not the antichrist.
Raph: No, but I was very large.
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Mikey: Which cereal mascot would win in a battle royale?
Leo: Tony the Tiger. Obviously.
Mikey: What do you mean? Count Chocula wins easy, he’s a vampire.
Donnie: Are you kidding me? If Toucan Sam has a wooden stake, Chocula’s ass is grass!
Raph: Woah woah woah, why are we counting seasonal mascots at all?
Mikey: Because he’s Count Chocula and he’d win!
Leo: No, Tony the Tiger is snapping that twink in half!
Donnie: Two scoops of raisins sun is kicking Chocula’s ass!
April:
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Mikey: I don’t care about computer science, I care about shrooms.
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April: Maybe she’ll teach us to make arsenic next so I can poison the bitch!
Donnie: You can’t make arsenic, it’s an element. This is why you got a 60.
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HL Incorrect Quote #61
Sebastian: Do you remember Imelda doing anything unusual that day?
MC: She did make a stop at the Potions classroom before we left because she wanted to drop something off for Garreth. She had a real bad crush on him.
Garreth, teasingly: Ohhh, babe, you had a crush on me! That's embarrassing!
Imelda: We're married.
Garreth, grinning: Still!
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— April 23, 1922 / Franz Kafka diaries
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Casey: Do we get salmonella if we hang out around you guys?
April: I don't.
Karai: You're half alien, we get it.
Mikey: Oh, I don't think so, we're not salmons.
Donnie: I am so disappointed. Not that you assumed that salmonella came from actual salmons, but because you pronounced salmon with the L.
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In spite of Schuylers black eyes, I have still a part for the public and another for you; so your impatience to have me married is misplaced; a strange cure by the way, as if after matrimony I was to be less devoted than I am now.
Alexander Hamilton to John Laurens, September 16, 1780
I was just re-reading this quote for the first time in a while, and realized it’s got some unique qualities that point to its integrity as a piece of evidence.
With the Laurens-Hamilton relationship, how many possible meanings a letter has is almost more important than what is said in the first place. This isn’t a quote that can be excused as humor or teasing or “how people wrote back then.” It’s a serious quote from Hamilton that talks about his relationship with Laurens, which we don’t have to many of. It’s not like the beginning of the April 1779 letter, which can be brushed off as “how people wrote.” It’s not innuendo that can be excused as “bawdy humor.” It’s a serious and non-flowery or sentimental sentence which contains many elements that point to a romance between Hamilton and Laurens. There is no other strong explanation for Laurens to be directly compared to Schuyler. (And especially the “black eyes” part-- in spite of something Hamilton is attracted to about his wife, he still has a “part” for Laurens...) The rest of the quote is even more implicating-- why would Laurens want Hamilton to be married so that Hamilton’s affection would wane? Why would their relationship need a cure if it was a socially acceptable friendship?
tl, dr: Because Hamilton’s writing is so direct and clear, with so few opposing interpretations, (but many implications!) or the ability to be construed as a joke, this letter is a pretty unique piece of evidence, and one of the strongest to suggest a Laurens-Hamilton relationship. (And good for refuting criticism.)
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April: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?
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Casey: I'm really glad you and Angel are dating. I know you'll take good care of each other. You're a great guy; I trust you.
Donny: Thanks, Casey. That means a lot.
Donny: It's also really awkward though because I was gonna say that if you hurt April I'll bash your head in--
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April, on the phone: Donnie? You there? I need your help, bad.
Donnie, on the other end: For you? Anything. Name it.
April: So I might've done something terrible --
Donnie: Ah, never fear, I've got your coordinates, I'll send the shovel and the disposal-bag there soon. Keep the body on ice in the meantime.
April: Body on -- wha -- Dee, what do you think I've done?!
Donnie: Look, it doesn’t matter, no one ever has to know about it -- say, you want an ice-pick sent there also, or is this more of a hack-and-slash job?
April: DONNIE --
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