#queen: whomst the fuck

[doctorhoe]

I like the werewolf episode of season 2 ft. queen victoria because you think "what the fuck is this royalist bs in my dr whomst" and then queen victoria founds the evil organisation that haunts this season and the episode ends but not before implying the entire royal family are werewolfs

#dw #ten #rose

[yakumtsaki]

-Oh Sunset, I'm so lucky to be in a loving relationship with such a kind, loyal and non-criminally insane person such as yourself!

You're so on the money, buddy, the only thing you missed was 'sexually repelled by cousins'.

-I CAN'T DO THIS, TYLER, YOU'RE SUFFOCATING ME -I'm sorry! Also my name is Ty! -I KNOW BUT IT'S A STUPID NAME AND I'M NOT CALLING YOU THAT

She's right, Ty, and to top it off your last name isn't Union, it's like you're not even trying!

Bruh.. This chain of interactions from the hugging to the insulting to the making out took place in about 1 minute, I can't believe Stacy and Julian of all couples produced Sunset. Why can't you be more like your parents?? They were my cutest, healthiest couple ever!!

-They only thing they cared about having sex 50 a times a day! Aunt June basically raised me!!

Omg I'm looking at the pics of the spare updates I never posted because I suck and YA SHE DID, that explains so much, June is truly the platonic ideal of the hot-batshit combo.

Speaking of batshit-

-And hot!

If you say so, Barth is putting the moves on Marla Biggs, whomst we last saw when June (there she is again) used her to dump Erik-

-Yes, and that one wolf whistle from June turned me gay for all eternity, so don't even bother!

-UGH. So I guess I have no choice..

-..but to sleep with another one of my second cousins! -Oh Barth, I can't believe this is finally happening!!! -I know, Cyan, it took way too long!

We've been here for a week.

-Don't worry, nothing will interrupt this magical moment-WHAT THE FUCK I'M BEING CHEATED ON GOTTA RUN SORRY CYAN CATCH YOU LATER

Ok apparently I was laughing too hard to take a decent pic, but yes, BARTHOLOMEW CAUGHT HIS COUSIN 'CHEATING' ON HIM AS HE WAS HOOKING UP WITH HIS OTHER COUSIN. I HATE MY GAME.

-AND I HATE YOU, SUNSET. YOU BROKE MY HEART -FUCK YOU, BARTHOLOMEW, I'M NOT GONNA BE PART OF YOUR SECOND COUSIN HAREM -I HOPE YOU DROWN IN THE POOL -This was so beautiful, Sunset, I think I'm falling in love with you💙 -GET OUT OF HERE, TYLER -It's Ty! -NO ONE CARES, ASSHOLE -DON'T TALK TO TYLER LIKE THAT -That's not my name! -IT IS NOW, SHUT UP

I gotta hand it to Ty, he's in it to win it, whatever it is one could possibly 'win' when it comes to Sunset.

-Oh Sunset, you're the queen of my heart! -Gross!🥰

-Aw baby, I love spending all our awake time woohooing and doing nothing interesting, huhu!🌞 -It really is the best, thanks to your horrific LTW we don't even have to try! It's so awful people are bound to vote for us just to watch the trainwreck!

Ya I wish I had a counter-argument but you two really have this thing figured out, even I wanna watch me have a mental breakdown trying to raise your 6 asshole kids.

-Our kids are not gonna be assholes!🌞

LOL YA OK MEADOW, whatever helps you sleep at night.

-Meadow and Felina are not the only ones with a perfect relationship! Britannicus and I are also deeply in love!! I'm writing a novel about it as we speak!!!

Jimmy no offense but I literally forgot you live here and I can barely remember who Britannicus is half the time.

-THE PARTY HAS ARRIVED

Oh Britannicus here you are, thank God, you're so indispensable to this legacy!

-All you main-houser bitches look down on me but I have a lot to offer!! I'm grandpa Gunther's heir!!!

Of course you are, now give us the pizza so the people who matter don't die.

-I'll show you! I'll show you all!! >:(

Yes yes, it's been lovely catching up-

-and now it's time to get serious and break Cyan and Barth up! Hit us with your best shot, Marg, we've been on a winning streak lately with those matches, please don't go back to Cyn's leftovers.

-Got you, say no more..

-Here's Kennedy Cox!

MARGARET

-Well it's very hard to find someone Cyneswith hasn't banged!

Ok ya that's very true but Cyan is understandably like 😬 so let's try this again, here's another dollar.

-Alright, you didn't want Cyneswith leftovers..

-How about Sandy the Zombie leftovers??

I hope I don't have to explain to you why that's SO MUCH WORSE

-And I hope I don't have to explain to you that you get what you pay for when you give a dollar for a date!

Fucking touche, Marg, get out of here.

And now for another sequence of events so absolutely ridic I'm just gonna describe it with no dialogue:

So I send Cyan inside to check the college directory thing and see what available bachelors we might booty call up, but there's no one that I like for her so I send her back out to ask Margaret for another dollar date-

-once outside, we find BRITANNICUS SERENADING BARTHOLOMEW, to which Cyan has no reaction as she's probably too shocked-

-poor dumbass loved up Jimmy has no clue and is inside getting high-

-Cyan asks Marg for another date as Barth is performing the Second Cousin Vagina Monologues-

-Margaret gives us Neon Vest Zomb AGAIN and I'm like wtf-

-at which point Britannicus, who just one moment ago was serenading Barth, WOLF WHISTLES AT CYAN-

-CAUSING BARTH TO FEEL CHEATED ON AND DUMP HER

-BETRAYED BY MY OWN BLOOD TWICE IN ONE DAY! OH, THE SHAME!

BARTH SHUT UP. BRITANNICUS WHAT. THE. HELL

-I told you! >:D

Ok you know what, at least with this I feel we have peaked and there is simply no way the situation in this house can get more insane and degenerate-

-Think again!

NO FUCKING WAY. NO. SPICE WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU'RE DATING ELDERLY GOOD WITCH, I SPECIFICALLY FOUND YOU A GF TO KEEP YOU OUT OF THIS BS

-I know but there's something almost genetically inherited drawing me to Cyan! -Yes, It's almost like our parents were into each other but there was some invisible force separating them!

YA THAT WAS THE LAWS OF NATURE

-Oh please, it was the extended family mod and we no longer have to function under its oppression!

NOTHING IN THIS HOUSE IS REMOTELY FUNCTIONING. You know what, enjoy this while it lasts because I'm breaking every single one of you mofos up, istg I feel like I'm fighting the Hydra, I chop one semi-incestuous head off and two others pop up. WELL I'LL WIN LIKE HERACLES

I'd like to end this disgusting update with this image of the rose Ty left for Sunset next to the flaming shitbag Neon Vest Zombie left for Cyan. What is this world coming to that men no longer appreciate you cheating on them with 2 of your cousins during a date?? Chivalry is dead!

#unions #gen 4 #ts2 #long post

[tavyliasin]

ATG 4 - Dream? Nightmare.

In which a devil dances through Tav's sleep.

----- Summary -----

Pairing: Raphael/Tav SPICE Rating: 1.5/5 (teasing, tension) Content Warnings: No sex, implied power play, some intimidation, implied manipulation (implied only, free will and consent are my priority), alcohol (mild)

Spoilers Set in the middle of Act 2, there is a hint of a character who doesn't appear until Act 3, however no name or details of them. Canon Compliance Canon Whomst? - There is a very slight mention of canon material, with Raphael and Mol in Last Light, as well as a little of the Dream Guardian, but this is largely filling a hole (not literally) that I feel we deserve. I tried to keep close to character attitudes, though, and how they might be reacting. Other Notes Self indulgent and slow burn - one does not simply lay with a demon. But it's laying some groundwork, and I love the back and forth sass. It was also fun to play with Tav in a "dream" where consequences don't matter to her. And of course: Free will, darlings, it is important, and in this House of Hoes we lean hard into that sexy consent.  Song/Mood Paralyzed by Aviators and Lectro Dub "Wicked traps are set around you, Not a lantern lit in sight to guide you home you've been looking for the danger and you sense my presence chilling in your bones Take your stance, I will give you one fair chance, So let's make this dance a bloody masquerade. Understand how this ends, and what I am, You're against the night itself so be afraid. That adrenaline rush when weapons fly, It's the fear that brings out that body high So you know that I'm stuck here paralyzed with you." ----- FULL CHAPTER BELOW THE CUT -----

Tavylia was exhausted, or perhaps something several levels past simply exhausted. The sheer effort of staying conscious was an insurmountable task after all the last few weeks had brought. At least they'd found the Inn, one small piece of safety in the cursed Shadowlands, a haven of light and well supplied with alcohol. Thank the gods for small blessings , she had thought as she casually swiped multiple dusty bottles from unattended shelves. 

Of course not everything in the Inn was peaceful. That smug bastard Raphael had made himself known once more, another tempting offer and another battle of wits between sharp tongues had followed. Tav hoped that young Mol was as smart as she claimed, she would need to be if she truly wanted to outsmart a literal devil and make a contract with him. Tav ruefully took another swig of wine. It had soured a little, but it was better than nothing. Raphael , she practically spat the word in her mind, what the fuck do you want with ME? 

It was truly baffling. Here was a cambion who could easily step in and out of Avernus just to…what? Annoy her somewhat? Get under her skin with false promises? He had already tried to strike a deal to remove the mindflayer tadpoles from her brain, and her companions' too of course, but she had held out hope that perhaps the druid Halsin might heal them or that Lae'zel's fellow Githyanki could solve it. Instead, they'd found the Githyanki solution was to sacrifice themselves to the Lich queen hoping to become a god to the gith, a fate which only the strange dream guardian had saved them from. Halsin also had no answer for them, but at least he stayed around to help regardless. His huge form was hardly an unwelcome site to several wandering eyes in camp, her own included…

So. The tadpole deal wasn't going to cut it, there felt like a catch… Besides, as long as they had the Guardian and the strange object that held them, they were safe from that. Some of the tadpole's powers were also proving useful, and Rule 1, of course, is to survive. Another riddle, there. Why was Raphael interested in their survival anyway? This new deal hardly seemed to be that beneficial to him, unless there was a loophole she hadn't spotted yet. A shiver ran down her spine. They had already accepted the terms: defeat the devil's old enemy sealed beneath a temple, and he would tell them the meaning of the scars on Astarion's back. The supposed "poem" carved by his vampire master Cazador. But surely if he wanted to, Raphael could defeat some old enemy, and Tav doubted that the campion bastard would send them to their deaths either. There had to be something else, some other reason…

Another swig of bitter wine and she let the empty bottle fall to the floor with a gentle thud. Her eyes weren't going to stay open any longer like this, and she was far too tired to simply meditate through her rest as elves often chose to do. No, tonight the wine would suffice as a potion of sleep, given that she was immune to the real thing. Darkness closed in as the last candle in the dim Inn room winked out. 

---

Tav knew she was dreaming. Probably. These were no longer the cursed Shadowlands around her, nor the battered coastline they had traipsed across, or the dank Underdark that stood as their path between the two. This was…home? As close to one as she could recall. The Lower City of Baldur's Gate, close to the docks where the sound of the sea echoed through the numerous cracks in the walls.

"Hardly a mansion, is it? Is this really how you lived?" The snide voice could only have come from one mouth, the corners already curling in a derisive smile beneath deceptively disarming raised brows. Raphael laughed. "No wonder you weren't complaining about that pitiful hovel you're actually sleeping in, Little Mouse."

Tav began to feel that his dream likeness was a little too unnerving for her taste, but this was her dream, so she had control. "If you don't like my house, the door is right there. I wouldn't expect a spoiled devil brat to understand, anyway. Home is what I make of it, it is wherever I decide it to be. And yes, for a time, this was my mansion. " 

"Well pardon my dreadful manners, though this is hardly the same hospitality I offered you when you visited my home." His voice kept treading the fine line between derision and allure, something which felt entirely too natural.

"Then you'll just have to excuse me for not enchanting a loaf of stale bread and some stagnant water to appear as a feast to trick you into some infernal deal - if you wanted luxury, you chose the wrong elf."

"Luxury, Little Mouse, I have plenty of at home. And as for the feast, well one can have an appetite for more than just food - I'm sure you've learned this well from your little fanged fling." His eyes travelled up and down her form, making Tav feel even more under-dressed in her own home…dream…whatever this was meant to be. Raphael's human form was, as always, immaculately well dressed and groomed, chestnut hair swept neatly back just barely grazing the edge of his ruffled collar. "So, perhaps you might reconsider what you might put on the table, hmm?"

Tav gave the thought more consideration than she otherwise might have, had she not partaken of quite so much overly-vintage red so close to bed. Curiosity, they said, killed the cat. But according to Raphael, he was the cat, and she was simply a Little Mouse . Which meant, perhaps, that curiosity was not the trap being set for her, but instead might ensnare the demon himself. Turning the tables could be an interesting dream, after all.

Raphael simply sat back in his chair, watching, waiting, while Tav cleared away the few chipped bits of crockery that were strewn across the table, wiping away the dust with the edge of her ragged sleeve. 

"Well, perhaps we could do a little better with your outfit, at least." With a snap of his fingers, Tav felt the fabrics change from the rough and ill-fitted cotton taken from some hapless fool's washing line and into something far more…fitted. Silk draped over her curves, enhancing her form and showing every line of her body in what she assumed by the low whistle from the uninvited guest was at least a little attractive. For a moment, she applauded her self confidence for imagining this, before cursing it for spiking her curiosity more.

First a vampire, now…a devil? Hah, in my dreams, I suppose. 

"A soul coin for your thoughts, Little Mouse?" Raphael had his boots on the table now, making himself quite at home. 

"If you must know, you bizarre figment of my imagination, I am wondering exactly why you have such an interest in some pitiful peasant elf who just happened to get stuck with a bloody tadpole in her brain." She sat on the table itself, pushing his all too fancy shoes back off her furniture and earning another derisive laugh.

"You're fascinating . Full of surprises and contradictions. I thought perhaps you were desperate to survive, ready to take my first deal. But that would have been too easy, now, wouldn't it... So now you get a taste, agreeing to a simple task to help your toy, and that's exactly what I'm doing. It is such fun to watch you scurry about, Little Mouse, stealing some cheese here, yet baring your little teeth at evil over there just to do the smallest amount of good, even if it won't last. In the one moment, you're selfish to the core, serving your needs first, but the next you're putting your very life on the line for some hapless fools once more! How could I not be intrigued by the possibilities? Like right now, there you sit speaking to me as if I am beneath you, and yet in the same breath vastly underestimating yourself." 

"I'm glad I'm proving to be so amusing to you, demon, but I was hoping for more pleasant dreams. So if you wouldn't mind-"

"Ah, were you expecting another chat with your so called Guardian, hmm?" He laughed, the smile not quite reaching his eyes. "A tiefling, aren't they? Is that more to your liking, then, the horns and the tail?"

"They're a useful tool, nothing more." She paused. "Though even a tool can be attractive, I suppose."

"So you do understand how I see you, then." He sat forwards now, face and body growing slightly and warping to his demonic red form, wings unfolding behind him. "I cannot wait to put you to use. "

His true form's eyes looked like lit fires burned within them, gaze piercing her soul, almost as if it were a real fire heating her body from within. Had the drafty old house by the sea always been this warm?...

Raphael's hands enveloped Tav's, pinning them to the table as he rose above her, glowing eyes looking down with an unexpected curiosity, as if he wasn't sure what he was planning himself. "For a dream, you seem…vivid. Normally by now this scene would've shifted to some nightmare dredged up by my memories, or perhaps of late to my Guardian's domain for one of their midnight chats…" 

"Little Mouse, I can be either a dream or a nightmare, that choice is yours to make. But rest assured, I shall let neither memories nor Guardian intrude on our little Soiree tonight." The pressure released from her hands as he stood fully and instead extended his fingers towards her, a gesture born of high society etiquette. A song she had never heard began to echo in Tav's ears, the haunting melody that prickled that sense of danger deep within her. A sense that had begun to feel more enticing than perilous, thanks in no small part to her time with Astarion. "Well, would you care to join me for a dance, Little Mouse?"

The room grew and shifted as she stood from the table, a shiver of anticipation running through her entire being as she took his hand, accepting the invitation. The surroundings became like nothing she had ever seen before, a vast ballroom with shadows waltzing around them, yet none getting close enough to make her feel crowded. The decorations felt as unreal and shifting as any dream, becoming more like feelings than clear details. An atmosphere just suited to dance with a devil. “You surprise me,” Tav said, as they began to move around the ballroom to the hauntingly beautiful music, “you’re surely more than powerful enough to take whatever you want, and yet you always ask. ” “Free will, Little Mouse, is far more interesting than a simple spell to compel you to follow my orders like a mindless beast.” His arm curled around her waist, pulling her closer, and she felt as if their feet barely touched the floor at all as they continued their dance. Both literally and metaphorically, she might’ve thought, if she wasn’t listening between every word and line seeking for his real meaning. “Free will?” she echoed, still unwilling to break eye contact.

“Free. Will. Where is the game, where is the challenge without it? How little you understand of the thrill of catching someone in your web and drawing them ever closer, knowing that every step they take has been on of their own choosing.” As if to emphasise his point, Raphael allowed her to spin lightly away, one hand still entwined with hers, but did not pull to draw her back in.

Tav felt herself dancing back into his embrace once more, his arm on her waist ensnaring her even tighter this time, a slight sound leaving her lips unbidden at the feel of their bodies pressed more closely together. The vibrations of his low chuckle resonated through her ribs.

“See, Little Mouse, here you are, entirely of your own accord. And why? Hoping to learn a few of my secrets, are you?” The smug look on his face was becoming almost unbearable now, but Tav drew on the deepest parts of her courage to respond.

“Everything is of my choosing, isn’t it.” She mused quietly, an idea forming quickly in her mind, not breaking eye contact for a second. “I could simply choose to leave, or ignore you, or let my dream take another shape. Or instead I could follow whatever whim I like.”

She unlaced their fingers and took her other hand from his waist, reaching up on the tips of her toes and taking a firm grip of his horns to pull his face down towards her. If she had been paying attention, she would’ve seen the smug look melt away to be replaced with something between utter confusion and unexpected anticipation, but she wasn’t wasting a single beat of the melody that still swirled around them. She caught his lips in a kiss, pressing her body against his, taking a tentative taste of his lips.

If fire had a flavour, that would’ve been how she described the taste, with a hint of the same cherry that lingered in the air around him wherever he went. Blissfully the sulphur was masked by this, though she assumed that her dream would give her everything she imagined in the way she wanted it most. And, Gods, was she now painfully aware of what she wanted.

Intoxicating. That was the only way to describe the feeling when Raphael began to return her kiss. Different to the heated passion and whispering words of love that Astarion pressed to her lips… No, this was greed. A far simpler riddle to solve than any of the devil’s other motivations. His arms wrapped around her, pulling her body perhaps a little too firmly against his own, wings encircling the pair now as their latest dance began.

The music shifted, swayed, the unseen orchestra swelling with new chords that should’ve alarmed Tav…but her own choir was already singing to the tune. A casual observer might begin to wonder if what they saw in that formless ballroom was a kiss or a battle, but both answers would be correct.

Rogue and Demon were stubborn to a fault, each seeking to out-do the other, each probing the other for answers even though their questions were vastly different. For Tav, it was “how far can this dream go before I wake?” , yet for Raphael he wondered instead “why can I not get this infuriating Little Mouse out of my head…what is it that’s keeping me here?”

Unfortunately, perhaps for both, only one would get their answer, as the music swiftly subsided just as they might have gone further.

“Pity.” Raphael hissed, as he broke away from Tav and allowed them both to drift back to the floor. “It seems we will have to put this little thought on hold, it seems you have another caller on the line.”

“What?” Tav couldn’t keep the confusion from her breathless reply, the taste of burning cherry still dancing across her tastebuds.

“Your supposed Guardian is requesting an audience, I don’t think they’re willing to indulge you in another moment’s peace.” He frowned, reverting back to the more human cambion form in which he had first appeared that night. “Perhaps some other time, Little Mouse, you might care to sample a finer meal.”

With one final snap of his fingers, the scenery melted away into smoke, as Tav felt her dream lurch unsettlingly into the Guardian’s domain.

---

The rocks Tav stood upon floated through space, the sounds of distant battle echoing across the stars around her. She silently cursed the timing of her secretive “saviour”, and wondered for a fleeting moment how much they might’ve seen. They appeared beside her, stepping from a shadow, their golden armour now sparkling in the light. Their voice was soft, warm, a strange kind of comfort in all kinds of times. It was now that Tav realised, much to her relief, that her appearance had reverted to her simple camp clothes that she slept in. A silk gown didn’t feel fitting for the serious look on the face before her.

“Sit, please. I do not know how long we will have, but I would like to talk.” Two-toned eyes peered at her face, filled with concern. “Your heart was racing, but your mind…was closed to me.” “Oh, that - I was just sleeping. Nothing but a dream, I’m fine. Really.” Sitting now beside them, Tav laid a hand on their shoulder. “There’s nothing for you to worry about.” “Are you certain that was all there was to it? A dream?” They shifted uncomfortably, running a hand through the long hair that flowed down to their shoulders, parted slightly around the horns that curved around from their forehead to their ears like those of a ram. “I…do not like to pry, we all deserve our secrets, after all, but usually if I so wished I could see your dreams.” “You do seem to have more secrets than most. But that’s strange… Why might that be closed to you? You’ve been able to see through my eyes plenty of times in the waking world without issue, and if dreams are the same…” A thought was beginning to occur to Tav, one that she was extremely willing to shut down before it could take root and expand into startling and terrifying realisations. “Only powerful magic could prevent the connection we share, our bond is one that cannot be easily overcome.” The Guardian tilted their head quizzically, seeming to assess Tav as her thoughts began to sprint down the forbidden path to the uncomfortable truth. “What is it? Are you sure there isn’t something wrong?” “Oh. Oh fuck.” Tav’s conscious mind had run directly into a large stone wall, and the writing upon it was crystal clear. She continued, mumbling more to herself than as any kind of response to the tiefling warrior by her side. “Fuck, fuck, fuck. How did I not realise that it was possible? What was in that wine? Is that what he did?...”

The Guardian remained silent, simply laying a quiet hand upon Tav’s as she processed the horrifying culmination of each of her actions, one after the other. 

“Spoiled devil brat, I called him, right before falling into his seductive little game as easily as if we were playing Lanceboard. Shit…SHIT!   Bizarre figment of my imagination, I called him that too, right before suggesting he was an attractive tool and-”

Her mind was reeling, turning over every word in detail, knowing they were not in fact spoken to an apparition but likely all too directly to the one devil she could not afford to cross. The Guardian stayed with her still, a strange comforting presence, even as she sank even deeper into her thoughts, speaking them in barely a whisper now. “Gods, I actually danced with a devil…I kissed him - what the fuck was I thinking?! The signs were there, how did I not notice? My mind can’t conjure images I’ve never seen, music I’ve never heard…” A look between amusement and confusion coloured the Guardian’s features, but they remained with Tav. They didn’t leave until the dawn woke her, staying right beside her, a few tentative gestures attempting to soothe her worries. Not that she noticed, of course. In fact, the one key thing in all her panic that Tav had completely failed to notice, was how Raphael had reacted. It wasn’t some dream of her own that had conjured his actions, and neither of them had a single clue yet of what that might lead to.

---

Meanwhile, in Avernus, a shimmering door made of pure magic managed to slam shut, despite having no corporeal form. Raphael didn’t enter with his usual confident swagger, but instead damn near stormed into his lavish bedchamber with a fury hotter than all the Nine Hells.

A familiar voice called out to him from where its owner reclined upon silken sheets, awaiting his return. “Did you enjoy your little trip?”

“Shut up, Harlot. ” Raphael spat back at his companion, earning a dark laugh from the latter.

“My my, name calling, is it now? She must have really got under your skin this time.” Another laugh echoed from the walls, an edge more of cruelty slipping into the tone now. “How about you stop your whining now, I’m sure we would both rather have you moaning instead. And with my proper name, if you please, Archduke. ”

----------- ----------- ENDING NOTES ----------- ----------- The end section there will be back, I left it as a nice little setup and introduction. It was also my first time writing any lines for Haarlep and that dynamic...I have since become addicted to it, obviously... Ever since I met Raphael in game, like so many others it was one eyebrow raise and his speech patterns and I was done for, down for the count, a bad case of Devil Fever and no wish for a cure~ We also get more insight into Tav's past here. I don't have a huge amount of detail into the specifics, but surviving alone from the age she did was never an easy thing. Desperation could've brought him to her door sooner, but she held her own better than even she expected. In terms of those details, honestly I am happy for you all to insert whatever headcanons feel right to you for Tav as a character. She's headstrong, wilful, and hedonistic, but all of that came at a cost. She had to learn to make and enforce her own choices, and to seize what pleasures in life she could before they slip away again. Everything is only ever temporary in Tav's world, she's truly going one day to the next, because the whims of Fate never give her a chance to do anything else.

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 fanfiction #bg3 raphael #bg3 tav #a tav's guide #fanfic #haarlep #dream guardian

[princess-of-the-corner]

Thinking about the "Chloe runs away to be Queen Bee full time" idea again and how much potential drama there is in how much Audrey doesn't care and how that would really freak out Ladybug in the ongoing case of Where The Fuck Did Chloe Go

YEAH NO LIKE

Ladybug: "Hey so Chloé hasn't been at school in a while and-"

Audrey: "Whomst the fuck?"

Ladybug: "?????????????"

[missmako-chan]

Full list, with code names, Personas, their elemnts, mask designs, and all out attack quotes

Gira - Monarch

Arthur, Almighty King of British Mythology

Ultimate Persona: Ra, Egyptian King of the Gods

Third Tier: Amun Ra, Almighty fusion of Ra and Amun as Kings of Egypt

Element: Fire and Physical

Red Royal Domino Mask

Behold the might of kings!

Yanma - President

Vladamir, President of the Soviet Union

Ultimate Persona: Illnarien, Finish God of Blacksmiths

Third Tier: Ukko, Finnish King of the Gods

Element: Electric and Nuclear

Dark Blue High Tech Mask

And that’s why I’m the best!

Himeno - Majesty

Victoria, Queen of England

Ultimate Persona: Eir, Norse Goddess of Healing

Element: Bless and Healing

Golden Carnival Mask

You were nothing to me

Kaguragi - Lord

Ieyasu, First Ruler of Japan

Ultimate Persona: Daikokuten, Japanese God of Agriculture

Third Tier: Minakanushi, Creator Japanese God.

Element: Psy and Ailments

Black Demon Ninja Mask

I’ll do whatever it takes

Rita - Sovereign

Catherine, Queen of Russia

Ultimate Persona: Morana, Slavic Goddess of Winter

Third Tier: Perun, Slavic God King of Justice

Element: Ice and Debuffs

Purple Butterfly Mask

Guilty

Jeremy - Prophet

David, Prophet King of Jerusalem

Ultimate Persona: Anasi, African Spider God of Knowledge

Third Tier: Baiame, African Creator Deity

Element: Curse and Buffs

White Half Mask

Your story’s over

Racules - Crimson

Leonidas, King of Sparta

Ultimate Persona: Huehuecoyotl, Aztec God of Deception

Third Tier: Huitzilopochtli, the Aztec King God of War

Element: Wind and Almighty

Red and Silver Demonic Mask

This is for our future

Suzume - Sparrow

Uriko-hime, Japanese Fairy Tale Princess

Ultimate Persona: Jingwei, Chinese Bird Goddess

Third Tier Persona: Xiwangmu, Chinese Mother Goddess

Element: Navigator

Brown Kitsune Bird Mask

And that’s how it’s done!

Okay so when I read Crimson my first thought was "damn CPU Kerfuffle?" I simply cannot get rid of the brainrot

But other than that these are really good picks! I appreciate the kings all using royal titles for their codenames. I assume Hymeno originally went for "Queen" then Joker had to tell her it was taken

I'm imagining Kuwagon vibing in Gira's heart and then Arthur suddenly appears and its like "WHOMST THE FUCK???"

#kingohger #ohsama sentai kingohger #king ohger #persona 5 #ant sword asks

[hasmashdoneanythingwrong]

Hey, I stopped playing Fate Grand Order ages ago, can you enlighten me about when and how Mash fucked Morgan? Or is it just a meme?

It’s partially a meme. But it’s based on parts of Lostbelt 6, Fairy Britain, where Mash is surprisingly shippable with Morgan’s younger self, Aesc the Savior, which then easily translates to fun ship times with Morgan the Queen of Fairy Britain.

For more information you’d do better to ask @versegm, whomst is the number one MashMorgan shipper.

#lb6 spoilers

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Doctor Who, but Chronologically 29ish

Fun fact! When we started this project, some Whittaker episodes did not exist, and we’ve skipped one! So Let’s hastily go back in time to 1807. We’ve just seen Tennant make eyes at Madame de Pompadour, we’re about to see Capaldi finally be a good guy and take Bill to the last London Ice Fair. Where are we this episode?

China! 1807 China, a little fishing village that gets annihilated by Sea Devils.

I was rooting for this episode, you know. It sounded great. The guest cast is smoking hot – when Crystal Yu turned up as Mistress Ching the Pirate Queen, I said “Oh no” aloud. When Arthur Lee turned up as Legendary Pirate Ji-hun, Steff said “Oh no” aloud. We are bisexual and week. Also, return of Sea Devils! And a Chinese episode! The TARDIS team is Whittaker, Yaz and Dan! Sounds great!

It’s crap. It’s just crap.

Good points: the banter between the characters is lovely, and I laughed many times. I suspect this is an actor-director. The start makes clear something I already suspected from the Flux stuff we’ve seen – that Dan is actually Yaz’s companion, not the Doctor’s. There’s a very fun scene where they all step out of the TARDIS, and Dan is dressed like a pirate. “What are you wearing?” the Doctor asks, incredulous. “Yaz told me to!” protests Dan. “Yaz!” says the Doctor. “Did you dress Dan in that?” Love it.

The sci-fi plot is okay. The Sea Devils have Team Aqua’s plan to flood the world and make more habitat for Pokemon Sea Devils, which they aim to achieve by swapping the magnetic polarity of the Earth’s poles. “I see!” exclaims a character. “That’s why all the constellations physically changed in the sky!”, a sentence that gave me 50 points of psychic damage and necessitated a quiet lie down.

The absolute worst part is that, continuing a grand tradition of Doctor Who writers trying to use Sea Devils, Silurians or Ice Warriors, these writers didn’t understand the story they were telling. We therefore ONCE AGAIN have an allegory of native people trying to commit genocide to reclaim their stolen lands and needing to be stopped. I am 100% certain that was not intentional, but fucking hell, lads.

But the second worst part is that this episode is absolutely atrociously badly shot. It is appalling. I spent half the episode trying to fucking see, because even in static scenes of two people talking to each other and not moving, the camera would just… slide off the characters, even while they are talking. And this is our second swashbuckling pirate episode featuring swordfights where they didn’t bother getting a choreographer, apparently, and thought they could make up for it by putting the camera in a bag and swinging it about in a windmill to cover the gaps.

At two separate points, two separate scenes, the Doctor offers a hand to Yaz to pull her somewhere. In both, the hand is partially-to-entirely out of shot, making the action unclear. And that is a problem, because THIS IS A DOCTOR/YAZ SHIPPING EPISODE HOLY SHIT????

It turns out Yaz has talked to Dan about this, and he has possibly talked to the Doctor, because there’s a lovely bit where Yaz fully embraces the Useless Lesbian Trope and begs him for details (“What did you say to her?? What did she say to you??? Omg tell me her exact words –“). Towards the end, while the Doctor saves the day and Yaz as ever fails the Sexy Lamp Test, the Doctor gives her a heartfelt confession.

“I can’t do relationships,” she says. “There’s no time. But if I ever did, it would be you. I’ve never felt like this, not since my wife, and I was a different man then.”

PLOT TWIST!!!!! Whomst is her wife??? How exciting. What mysteries are arising this episode.

Interesting, though, because so far, as nice as Yaz is, she’s super bland. Just nothing to her. Even episodes where she’s appeared hyper competent, she’s actually just been doing pointless busy work; she routinely fails the Sexy Lamp Test as standard. I wonder why her? Intriguing. Perhaps she will improve.

Anyway, at the end of the episode they agree to just stay friends and mutually Yearn for each other, and then the Doctor skims a stone INCREDIBLY badly (no srsly tho Jodie does Huddersfield not have a river or something you have to get LOW)

So! Let’s update!

“She” (an unknown person) is returning (perhaps River returned as Missy. Maybe Me? Maybe Clara???!)

There is something on Donna’s back

An entire planet, Pyrovilia, just… disappeared, somehow. (Maybe because the TARDIS is exploding??? Saturnine was also lost, and that WAS because of the TARDIS exploding. The lion man’s planet was also lost but he was a bit of a knob about it if I’m honest.)

Amy is maybe dead (she’s not)

The Doctor has been cubed (he’s out, but how?)

River is possibly blown up  (unless she’s Missy)

The TARDIS has blown up  (It’s fine now. Except it’s sort of melting now because it’s corrupted, but it’s fine again)

The universe appears to have ended  (the universe is back again)

The Doctor has employed(?) Nardole

(And Nardole was “reassembled???” Nardole had glass nipples and invisible hair?? WHAT THE FUCK IS HE)

There’s a vault in the TARDIS and it contains Missy but we don’t know why (sometimes she knocks for the bants)

What has happened to all these companions and where are the new ones coming from?

There’s an immortal Viking girl now. Her name is Me and she’s now looking after the people the Doctor abandons

What’s With The Silence?

Why was Rory entirely unconcerned by the entire world suddenly going silent when that is Not Normal and should have been, at the very least, extremely disconcerting?

What did the Doctor do to Queen Lizzie One?

Who is Captain Jack Harkness? (Is he the one who gave the companions a warning about the lone cyberman?)

Why is Amy seeing a one-eyed woman in a vanishing window?

What’s with the Doctor’s future involving getting shot by an astronaut?

Is Amy pregnant and why is it inconclusive?

Who is Sarah-Jane Smith?

How is the Doctor Bill’s teacher and why/where does he have an office?

What is going on with the Cyber War and the Cyberium???

Who did the Doctor lose to Cyber Conversion?

What happened with the Other Cyber War?

What happened with the Third War that deleted the void?

Why does Rose seem particularly important?

What’s with the Weeping Angel statues, and why can’t you blink at them?

What order do these Doctors go in? (Eccleston, Tennant, uncertain, Smith, Capaldi, Whittaker)

Which companion just… forgot the Doctor, and how?

Yaz and Vinder are about to die as Mori/Mwri/Muuri

There is a Lupari shield around Earth.

What’s a Time War?

What’s the Rift?

What’s Bad Wolf?

What happened with Amy’s pregnancy?

In which war did the Doctor become a war criminal, and how?

Who is the Master?

Why has Amy forgotten Rory?

Is Rory plastic or not?

Why is the Doctor sulking on a cloud?

How exactly does the Doctor have a cloud?

What exactly happened with Strax to, uh, tame him?

Which friend killed Strax?

Which friend brought Strax back?

Where did this lesbian lizard and human couple come from?

What happened with Clara as Souffle Girl and the Daleks?

How does Clara actually join?

Why so many Claras?

Why is Missy apparently in robo-heaven?

Why is probably!Missy pushing Clara and the Doctor together?

What is Trensilor and what happened there?

Who is Handles?

The Doctor is about to be dissolved by a beautiful geode man

The universe is being crushed by the Flux

Will the Doctor open the fobwatch?

Sontarans are invading Earth again

Who is Kate?

Who is Osgood? Another name of Clara’s again?

The fuck is the deal with the Grand Serpent

Does Martha get to go to an ice cream planet with 12-fingered massage aliens?

How did the Doctor forget Clara?

Who is Bill’s puddle girlfriend Heather?

How did Nardole die?

When does Bill get Cyberman-ed and die?

When does the Doctor shrink and enter a Dalek called Rusty?

Whittaker is falling to her death rn

Was that ring relevant?

Does anyone know the Doctor’s name?

When did Yaz talk to Dan about fancying the Doctor?

When did Dan talk to the Doctor about fancying Yaz?

Who was the Doctor’s wife?

#long post #doctor whom #and yet we are continuing

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

SOS I'm auditioning for Roger (and also for Angel because they said I could sing for more than one character and fuck if I'm not gonna give them the option to cast a real drag queen for the roll) in my school's production of Rent and I just found out that my little sister (whomst also goes to my school) is auditioning for Mimi nightmare scenario nightmare scenario

#baby why couldn't you have gunned for Maureen #break a leg IG

[jennyandvastraflint]

Xena Reactions S2Ep11

I love nature shots. Beautiful. They're so sweet, walking CLOSE

Gabrielle fell

CLAMS

She'll nomm them. XD

.... 👀 "Clams"

Lots of sparsely dressed women running, and men being shitty

GOOD ON XENA FOR HITTING THEM

GAY MERCHANT!!!!!!

"Xena :D"

Beauty contest???

"A feeble excuse for men to exploit and degrade women" real

This dude is so.. 😂 He's a funky gay man tho.

Yes Gabrielle you tell him!

XENA GOES IN sjdhfd

Gabrielle's OUTFIT

"Watch it, clod" PERIDOT!? GREEN DORITO GEM!?

Noooo, that was... Oop

"I find your concern sooo touching"

Please these men are all... 😑

Gabrielle fuck yeah. What is that accent tho

All those women being exploited...

Oop she has a scar.

Did they lock Xena in... She's gonna climb out

"unusually perceptive" MY ASS. GABRIELLE IS SUPER SMART

A BLONDE WIG!? REALLY? 😂

Whomst is sneaking and stealing Xena's armour?

Salmonis being a shittt

A TRANS WOMAN? An enby? We love it. They're sweet.

"Who cares about the girls" the dudes SUCKKKK

"The power, the passion!"

Did someone rip her dress?

The winged costumes are cute

Yeah well that performance was

MAKE HIM BEG. MAKE HIM APOLOGISE. HEHE

These hobbies sound kinda... Lame

"HER LOCAL HESTIAN VIRGINS" fuck yeah! Asexual rights

"This means war" snfjdsh

"Honey I'm no princess, I'm a queen" YES YOU ARE!!! 🥰

I hope Miss Artiphys wins, she (they) are so sweet

"I don't understand why you don't sing" AHAHA GABRIELLE WANTS TO HEAR XENA SING

Urgh those men SUCK

"What is it with you three?" literally, Gabrielle

Damn she'll fix it

This woman is kinda sus

She's amazing. They're all traumatised and hope to get away or something better

"What about your feelings, don't they count?" YES AAAAA

I love this. Women support women.

Beautiful nature shots.

Well this sounds like someone manipulating... Sawing

Wow they literally do not care so long as she's pretty...

"Whatever that song you just played was"

Miss Artiphys is beautiful

A snek. A DANGER noodle

UH OH

She saved her but shoved her aside...

A THONK

Whoooo's doing all thissss

I FUCKING CALLED THAT SHE'S SUS

Also him.

"I'd stake my life, where in fact, I'm staking yours" okay that's kinda funny

AHAHA SHE TIED them up so they heard the confession

"Don't hate me cos I'm pretty🥺" sjfjdhd

I hope Miss Artiphys wins. XD

OMG YAYYY SHE QUITS BC XENA INSPIRED THEM

YAY THE ONE DUDE BEING LIKE "She wants to quit, shut"

Let's ignore Salmonius's look. But look at them so cute! So glad they won!

MISS Artiphys KISSED XENA???

Gabrielle is like O_o My gf??

Love the kiss tho XD

I'm... the "She's a man?" "Yup." Ehhh... Not amazing but it's a show by cis people in the 90s. Apart from this? Amazing. Like, maybe Miss Artiphys is a drag queen. Or genderqueer or a hermaphrodite? Greek mythology? Trans woman? Queer. Miss Artiphys is queer. And it doesn't matter. Because: "Beauty is beauty." as Xena said

#v watches xena #i loved this ep! I'm honestly pleasantly surprised by the trans rep? #like there's two lines I think but heck this is more positive than a lot of stuff coming out ages later #xena warrior princess #xena and gabrielle

[sparkbugs]

Ep 105 of jrwi liveblog!! My thoughts and reactions under the cut :3

The psa is so real good on you jay

Skip to like 20 mins in cause I forgor to write-

The egg joke was great LMAO. Also BIRD BIRD :D also. They left the tortle to die???? Oopsie I fucking guess??

Underground town :o chip pls just follow bird bird mannnn

I’m still so worried about Early Drey and Finn on the boat oh my goddddddd (THANK GOD THE SHIP IS SAFE WAA)

NEW NPC WIRH ART OHGHDHHS I LOVE HER??? Whomst are you… pink smithy lady… OHGGGGGG TRICELLE ROLFAERA YOU ARE ALSO GORGEOUS

Bird bird my bestie… they better save everyone on this island man like I get it’s their home but they don’t need to be stuck here anymore

HOLYYY SHITTT 7’2… who is this… artists I kiss u /p you’re so fuckin talented and the art you’ve made is so so pretty

IGNEOUS!!! IVE SEEN ART OF THIS BOY OH HES RAINBOW HES SO COOOOL

LMAO GILLION THANK YOU FOR BEING YOU <3

This woman. I want to be her friend.. ZAMIA :D BE MY FRIEND PLS YOURE SO COOL

I love how they’re arguing in front of these people LMAOOO “you lot are crazy, man” yea igneous. They’re a bit insane but it’s ok!!

“We’re the weird kind of pirates that throw our money off the boat and save things” 💀 yea well.

Well they’re gonna go beat up bad pirates that are killing these people and something bars gonna happen cause when does it ever go right!!! Haha. Ha. (Referencing a Spoiler I know that happens but I have no idea When it happens)

Group huddle moment!! Bring all these people on the ship I don’t care :) save them all somehow

Gilly nugget of wisdom. He’s smart I agree with him

There’s a lot :( just. Aaaag

God taking out the corruption on their own is going to be. Terrible.

Yeaaa gillion you. Need to stop dying please <3

GILLION JUST LIKE ME FR brother you cannot save everyone I understand. I get it man but you cannot save everyone you have to look out for yourself

Hallow spell :o time to google what the spell means- aw hell yea protection spot

GOO DRAGON… chip praying? Never thought I’d see the day- oh he. Corrupted nvm

PRETZEL PLUSH ON THE FLOOR OF GRIZZ ROOM - SHE !!!!!! I think so anyway- SHE MOVED

Whomst was taken. They’re gonna get her back

Oh they have a boss that was taken :(

Just noticed puppy behind grizz :o they eepin

Zamia :( SO MANY SAPPHICS IN JRWI I love them all.

“We’re gonna help as best as we can but we also need help getting around here” seems like a reasonable request as they brought Knock back anyways.

Zamia I love you already :( you deserve the world, y’all gonna get out of here don’t worry

RABBIT! RABBIT!!!! And fox… ogghhdjs everyone on this island. They’re my favorites ever.

GIVE AWAY THE PANTS!!! QUEEN YEAHHH MAKE THEM NEW CLOTHES :D give them hope. This is so good I love this sm

Petlen!!! Trinket friend. MAGIC ROCK! Rock. Love rocks… OMG GIVE THEM FOODS FEED THEMSSS

HAJDJDISH switch blade.. AWEJDIS PETLEN :( I love them

ALICE? What how do you say her name. Smithy… “I saw you smithing from across the room” yeah I would’ve said that too tbh

CHIP FINALLY GETS STUDDED LEATHER GIVE HIM BETTER ARMOR HOLY SHIT!!!

This is we’re Knock gets the “yuh” from too-

DOES SHEBSAY ANYHING ELSE LMAOOOO I love her

Uh ohs. Jay. The map!!!! Huh hahdjgdja map??? What. Uh oh. Wuh oh

Corruptionnnb aaaaaa

LMAOOO “you see something bad? You RUN!”

17 ac finally jeez.. yay armor and upgrades

Spider webs… haha this is gonna go terribly

Ohhhh who fucked up- GRYFFON NOOOOOOO

Everything is fine everything is fine everything is fine the scuttling means nothing everything is fine everything is fineeeee

Queeeeeennn aaaaaaaahshsgaia

AAAAA spider that’s not a friend that’s not a friend uh ohssss ahahahaaa VORTEX WARP HELL YEA SMART MOVE- oh the web. RUNNNNNN A FUCK

This is fine :) I wanna be where the people areeeee I wanna seee wanna see em dancing.

Petrol.. patrol. Same thing…. (Also currently making burger while watching so I’m multitasking this is fun)

Gillion. You what. I mean yea but also haha that’s terrifying haha please be careful

Backstreets back ALRIGHT! Haha uh oh “what you don’t see” uh. Hehe there’s a heart or something.

“Like nuts” … Charlie please.

… haha! Uh oh!!!!! Hahahahdjdhgsja

This episode was great I’m so nervous. For what comes next! Hahaha!!!

#jrwi #jrwi riptide #jrwi chip #jrwi jay ferin #jrwi gillion tidestrider #jrwi gryffon #jrwi queen #jrwi bird bird #jrwi knock #jrwi igneous #jrwi zamia #jrwi Petlen #jrwi liveblog #jrwilb

[britcision]

Oh let me tell you about something REALLY funny that happened last session

So our dear religiously troubled rogue has finally decided that maybe his old cult wasn’t the best

This came about as he was trying to explain to the bard, a kidnapped child, why the cult kidnapping children was totally a good thing

He tried a couple times, stopped, and I watched the player’s brain go “fuck it it’s time” and just “okay this sounds really really bad actually the more I talk and I’m not sure why”

The party were lovely and supportive and now he’s having a whole crisis of morality because “what rules do you follow if not the One True God”

(I do still wonder if the player’s Going Through It)

Our cleric wasn’t there

So the rest of the party weighed in on religion, and this is where it got very very funny

Our dear barbarian did a whole spiel about not trusting religion and not wanting to live by firm, strict rules and not able to make your own choices, because all religions are definitely Like That, yup

And they had this interesting theological debate and I will swear to you at least half the rest of the party were sitting there between

“Barbarian you have been following one random guy’s firm rules without question your entire life”

And

“Our cleric is a drunken wastrel who does what he wants, when he wants, making up all the rules as he goes along with the enthusiastic and emphatic backing of his goddess the Moon Maiden. Strict religious rules whomst?”

And the best part is our cleric and our barbarian already have a very deep and dynamic relationship ever since she forgave him for accidentally throwing a zombie squirrel at her

He will ABSOLUTELY bully her mercilessly when he gets back

(Other religious party figures include one of our warlocks who follows Titania, goddess of magic whose rules are basically “don’t be a dick”

And the bard himself, whose mom is a paladin of the Raven Queen and was personally responsible for a divine edict that said “no you really don’t have to wear black to worship me I swear I don’t care, wear what you like”)

Anyway this is your regular reminder that while your religious trauma is valid not every religion is Christianity in a flavoured skin

Theirs is coming next session when our cleric hopefully returns and laughs at them both forever

#big gay dnd problems #pasha’s paw patrol #finally we cult breaking

[winterberryholly]

neji and tenten for the character bingo (of course)

And temari

Anon you have activated me

the context!

NEJI:

HE!!!!! Obviously he’s one of my number one top faves ever. Like all other members of Team Gai he deserved so so much better. The number of times I have complained about his story. I will complain more. I cannot EVEN

I feel like I have to call Neji a pathetic wet cat since I literally described him that way in a fic once LOL I also would say he’s done nothing wrong but Lee would…actually, Lee would be very forgiving and not say anything bitter but Lee SHOULD beg to differ. Tenten should too, honestly; I think that their friendship was fairly one-sided up until after he and Naruto fought and that he and Tenten had to learn how to be actual reciprocal friends just as much as he and Lee did. I need both friendship evolutions in writing.

Free spaces I’m deciding to talk about Boruto era. I could talk forever about him dying but tbH. Part of me is happy he was killed off because I don’t want to know what his Boruto era would have been like. We know that seal didn’t go anywhere and he would not have struck out on his own or become Tenten’s househusband so I don’t care LMFAO

TENTEN:

A BINGO!! Of course. This is my girl. This is my WIFE. The wasted potential is so strong with her but all the Tenten stans know what’s up (including the filler team, the biggest Tenten stans of all). I would die for her. Like I’m just rotating her in my brain constantly. She is such a good parallel to Lee too with her specialty being so baseline but taking it to new heights. The sealing specialty of hers really should have been explored more as well. It’s so beautiful that we all agree that she would try to learn the Hiraishin. Tenten fam I love you 5ever

Free space: In the same way that I’m sort of happy Neji died, I’m glad Tenten didn’t just end up becoming His Wife (though I’m actually not sure she would have been since they didn’t pair her off comphet-ly with Lee, so maybe they wouldn’t have with Neji either! I’m imagining a world where Boruto era Team Gai are all alive and ALL single and it’s so beautiful. I can make my own romance don’t mess them up for me) Like at least she gets to run a business AND didn’t have kids! That she’s the ONLY childfree girl in her cohort is ridiculous. Based though. She is the unbothered queen of my heart. What is romance?? Dead childhood boyfriend whomst??? She doesn’t give a single fuck and for that we all simply have to stan

TEMARI:

I love her!!! could say so much about her but she was probably my favorite character during my childhood watch and the Sand Siblings in general are really near and dear to my heart for lots of reasons. If there’s any of the younger characters I feel is most “like” me, it’s her. She’s really special to me. I think half the reason I don’t write her more is because it’s too close to home honestly (what I mean when I say “I don’t go here” lol more like I CAN’T go here without SHOWING my ASS)

Free space: Boruto era is a straight up crime. I’m sorry. I can excuse her leaving the active duty part of her life but I cannot excuse her doing that in order to raise Nara babies. Never. Not Even Once. Let her continue to be an ambassador!! Let her teach!! Let her be on the Suna Council!! ANYTHING!!!! I’ll fight everyone

#anon asks #ask game #these were fun anon thank you #neji #tenten #temari

[butchwheels]

i love gay ppl SO MUCH we are radical as hell we are warriors we are a blessing homosexuality rules!!!!!

i love only feeling gay attraction i love going against what the world desperately wants me to be. i can't speak for other kinds of gays, whomst i love very dearly. but as a lesbian the world wants SOOO badly to involve het/bi men in my dating life. but i couldn't make my body or mind want men even if i wanted to. i'm gay. i can never change that, it's just a trait i have, it doesn't define me but it does describe me and i'll take pride in that no matter what!!! gay men & nblm gays aren't being mean to het/bi women for not experiencing hetero attraction, they're gay and gay only!!! we're all a big gay club and we actually exist just fine with no trace of hetero attraction in our lives, we actually are thriving and blossoming and loving gayly thank you for asking <3

everyday as a gay person the hetero world is trying to bend me into a different shape or make my sexuality more "flexible" or "progressive" but i'm gay i'm homosexy i'm fucking gay and gay only and that is VALID AS FUCKING ALL HELL i'm allowed to exist i'm allowed not to have any hetero attraction i'm allowed to be 100000% gay and unable and UNWILLING to do anything heterosexual ever and just being gay and only gay my entire fucking LIFE no matter what ppl say it's not a phase it's what i am it's what i was born as i was a fucking foetus and GAY IN THE WOMB my gayness is innate and powerful and radical and i'll change the fucking world with all the other gays saying hey FUCK YOU hetero attraction is NOT A REQUIREMENT FOR HUMANHOOD!!! HETERO ATTRACTION IS NOT INHERENT IN HUMANS GAY PPL WERE MADE LIKE THIS GOD OR WHATEVER DEITY MADE US PERFECTLY NATURE LOVES US WE ARE ONE WITH NATURE ANIMALS ARE GAY AS HELL AND THE HUMAN RACE IS BLESSED TO HAVE US!!!!!

as queen gaga would say

#lou text #lesbian #gay #mlm #wlw #t4t #butch4femme #femme4butch #ok to rb #gonna probably edit this later lmao #terfs dni

[mischief-lies-and-stories]

Reacting to Contemporary Comics (Without Context) 3/?

Back to zero context, but I'm so excited for this anyway

Is Balder's cape and boots blindingly white because he's supposed to be so pure and good? Weak. Boy's engaged to his half-niece, purity is gone I think (I guess that's the Christian perspective though, and he's certainly not that).

I'm pumped though. Spoilers for Thor #3 and my usual comic references

I like that this one has a bit of a recap

Bifrost is broken AGAIN?! I hate to say it, guys, but maybe y'all bought a lemon with this one

It won't happen, but god I hope Balder + Karnilla turns into OT3 and that's how Karnilla and Hela get together

THORI! Thori as the flower girl is perfect! Good job, Thori!

Obnoxious boi, why do you have a bow tie lololol

Arranged marriage. I guess we're forcing this OT3 another way

Loki is loving this

Loki thank you for mentioning the quasi-incest

Oh wait I'm confusing Tyr and Balder. I thought Balder was already in Hel. I'm still shipping the OT3 though

But Tyr just said "My allegiance belongs to Queen Hela, not my father's mistakes and bastards," which is some utter king shit. If he wasn't trying to kill Loki at the same time, I'd be jumping sides frankly.

The best part about this comic is we are like six pages in and we've already explicitly established that all four brothers hate their dad. We love to see it.

(I mean, for Thor, mostly. Even if most of his "I hate my dad" is a tantrum about getting his favorite toy hammer taken away.)

"I will slurp you up like a bowl of soup, you miserable bastard! Fenris is having uncle for dinner!" I'm crying. Move over, Loki, your doggie son and grandson are now my favorites.

Oh no the villain's hot. Positively flaming. I'm sorry. I am attracted to her, though.

Oh my god, the bulk of this issue was a fucking flashback

Oh my god. Thor. What the fuck is this.

Skurge is ace. I don't make the fucking rules

Wait, no. Skurge is a sword lesbian. Ace sword lesbian Skurge

I like Skurge better in this than in Asgardians of the Galaxy. Better than in Ragnarok, too, frankly.

I... I don't have words. What the fuck is this comic

HELA'S FUCKING WHOMST???!!!

Did not see that coming

The real reason the bastard showed up at the end of Ragnarok

P.S. hey. Hey, guys. Guess what I found while reshelving the other issues I read last week?

IT CONTINUES, BABYYY!

#loki #loki comics #marvel comics #thor comics #thor issue 3 #jason aaron thor issue 3 #thor issue 3 spoilers #marvel comics spoilers

[shibe-myths]

Not gonna at first I thought that MC parents and the lich queen were a polyamory throuple

You would not be the first. My own MOTHER whomst birthed me and reads my work- even the smut was a big fan and wanted to really push for team 'fuck trees and find out.'

#lich gate #lichgate #choice of games #lichask #if games #ask #interactive fiction #sneak peek #lilibye #abeshai #lillemor

[kradogsrats]

anyway, THIS is why I fucking hate the wiki, just look at this shit:

know where that citation goes? somewhere super fucking useful:

well okay, I have the artbook right here next to my desk... what does it actually have to say about magma titans?

well... about 2/3rds of that:

Magma Titan Magma titans are huge sentient beings made of burning hot lava and rock. Though dangerous, at heart they are just like so many other creatures of Xadia: peaceful unless provoked. Queen Sarai tried to impress this message of compassion upon the leadership of Katolis, but even Harrow did not heed her words. Image caption: The magma titan towers over its barren domain, hot lava flowing under its rocky carapace. Image caption: The detailed texture and glowing cracks of the magma titan design were a challenge for the 2D/3D style of the show.

and that's all, literally that is it, I checked the entire rest of the book out of fucking spite just to be sure

so whomst, may I ask, declared the magma titan to be a creature of the Sun primal? because they're fucking wrong

#magma titan is an earth primal creature and i will die on that hill #oh but fire means sun- #bupbupbupbupbup bup bup NO that is INCORRECT #rex igneous did not breath lava so you could think that #the only good wiki was the dragon age wiki #yes wookieepedia included because wookieepedia sucks