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#pumps 11 & 12 (I work at a gas station (cumbies)) always shove A L L of their trash in that garbage. we originally took that trash bin away
leverage-ot3 · 3 years
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guess who asked an extremely gorgeous girl out and received an excited yes?
THATS RIGHT BITCHES
ITS ME
#I had a HORRIBLE day at work yesterday. like. it involved me shoving my upper body into a trash can because the landscapers at the diesel#pumps 11 & 12 (I work at a gas station (cumbies)) always shove A L L of their trash in that garbage. we originally took that trash bin away#for that reason because the bags would be INSANELY heavy. so last night it was raining and I was doing outside garbages and I was like...#hey why does this weigh legit at least 100 pounds when they’re usually maybe around 20. I kept on trying to pick it up#it starts to go up after like 7 minutes of trying and BAM. bag explodes. cue me having to go inside and get gloves and a new trash bag to#dig the trash out WITH MY HANDS (gloved). it was fucking disgusting and I was wearing my new cute fairisle/christmas sweater#can you guess what was making it so heavy? no? LIKE SIX 10-20 POUND CAR BATTERIES#before that during my break I’d finally worked up enough confidence to ask this girl I’ve been talking to for a month out on a date but I#completely forgot because of the trash debacle and other rough stuff that happened at work#I get home and SHOWER because I was literally inside a trash can and sHE TEXTED ME BACK SAYING YES AND THAT SHE WAS EXCITED#I’m taking her to a bookstore cafe#also#she’s like. a 10. like I hate dating girls because all girls are beautiful but like. even a couple of my guy friends were like she’s at LEAS#T a 9#***RATING. rating girls#we matched on TWO (2) dating apps and she messaged me first on both of them ??? the actual FUCK ??? she’s like goddess level beautiful ???#I asked for her snap tho and we’ve been messaging for twelve days straight (we have a 12 day snap streak lol)#oh and I dare you to ask me about how my mom was more affronted with me asking a girl out on a date than my brother talking about how he did#cocaine in college#me: lol she gets so uncomfortable when I talk about gay stuff it’s funny. ​my brother: stop rubbing it in her face and maybe she wouldn’t ac#like that. me internally: THATS NOT THE POINT. SHE SHOULD ACCEPT AND LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM REGARDLESS OF WHO I LOVE#my brother is home and it’s VERY OBVIOUS how much more she likes and loves my brother than me. it’s sad but I’m like 👀👀👀 I see you#she hates me lol and always says things meanly at me and yells at me so easily as SOON as my dad leaves the room to stop it#anyways I’m living my best sapphic life apparently Godbless#not leverage#jackie talks#about me#mine
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