#pudle

[sladkenajazyku]

NUDLE

Když jsem venčil pudly vysmrkl jsem nudli Nudle byla zelená Už mě nechce Helena

#česky #veršíky #nudle #pudle #zlá žena #když

[felxcore]

Hetalia is way funnier in polish and I'm gonna prove it part 1 (World Stars edition!)

but why..

he's trying his best

Romano is even more agressive (a to dopiero początek jego zalet).

doj.

he did not say that 💀

cute

idk what that means even with the context.

dance 💸💸💸

nudle w pudle

#nudle w pudle #hetalia #hetalia world stars #hetalia pl #hws romano #hws america #hws italy #hws lithuania #hws germany #hws japan #hws iceland #hws denmark

[writingisartdarling]

Finland, what is this? It's winter the heck! This is not what the contract said when I was born here 🙄

#my socks are wet because I have a hole in my shoe and I'm too laze to buy new ones since the winter season is soon over #stepping into a pudle whilst writing this #it is supposed to be cold in this country during the winter #what is this #live my life with me

[sirwow]

Don’t expect much art from me in this shitass weather this week

#I told god to strike me down and bro took it seriously #I am now going into pudle form #sirwow ramble

[aghosmos]

YOOOOO PUDDLE

Silly guy, him and endermen get a long just fine (proceeds to evaporate because of a tiny droplet of water)

#oc #art #artists on tumblr #?? #uhh more tags #there is a pudle in this image

[fellegajto-nyitogato]

Ilyen idot szeretnek minden napra lecci

#Pudling #•

[jess--posting]

⚠️ april 1st and a few days beyond may contain themes of body horror and eye imagery. posts will be tagged accordingly, if you think a post needs a specific tag please let me know

hi hi im jess and im that one rescue corp guy you miiiightve seen bouncin around pnf-404? they/them but im a girl. i made friends with weird little plant guys and now im stuck doing everyones job... sad! oh well im having fun with it. kinda. please get me away from the green one

(rules and other info under the cut, last updated 4/11/24) (interacts from @kirbytripledeluxe)

IMPORTANT NOTES 🌿

so there are now technically four characters on this blog (even if i dont exist in pikposting) so the tagging system may be a bit confusing! stuff may get mixed up! heres a quick guide including how i color code their posts:

🍄: jess, they/them, 24 (currently unavailable) (usually the default)

🐟: me! toast or jotchua, it/any, 17

🌼: oatchi, he/him, idk!!

💮: an unnamed white pikmin (though i have a name in mind), any, idk!!!

i havent finished pikmin 4 yet, ive gotten to the credits, but spoilers are fine!! idm!!!

inactivity spikes may happen due to plurality, disability, and ,, my generally exhausting existence. sorry about that!! as a side note if i overstep or act weird or flood the tags TELL ME.

jess is NOT a sona or a self-insert, just my avatar in pik4, though i do project onto them quite a bit 👍

RULES 🌿

1. obviously no nsfw. while jess is 24 and technically allowed to do that, im not 18 yet at the time of writing this and am just not comfortable with it!

2. please dont get me involved in em/eto topics . i have a severe phobia of that

3. other rookies are completely fine to interact!

4. theyre open for shipping but please like,,,, ask,,,,,, before doing anything like that,,,, id be open to it as long as its not rushed or anything like that

5. if i slip and misgender jess (i sometimes accidentally use she/her) let me know please!!! ill do the same!

TAGS 🌿

ic 🍄/🌼/💮: posts by a character

ic answer 🍄/🌼/💮: answered asks by a character

putting them in situations 🍄/🌼/💮: rp (←feel free to mute, i use the long post tag once they start getting long but i have a list of the finished ones at the end of this anyway)

jess images 🍄: self explanatory, often reblogs from my art account! i love drawing them!

about jess 🍄: info i share sometimes

ooc 🐟: posts by me

ooc answer 🐟: answers by me

and if you need anything trigger tagged tell me! ill tag it as "tw ___" (flashing lights will just be tagged as "flashing lights")

RP LIST 🌿

3/21/24-3/23/24 — puddle going through it

3/23/24 — taking amalgam home

3/24/24-3/26/24 — lumiknoll moment

3/31/24 — super mario shaky tower hell

OTHER BLOGS 🌿

@heroleaf-posting

@pudle-blogging (not to be confused with puddle)

@groovylonglegs-blogging

#pikmin #pikmin rp #pikmin 4 #im not adding more tags rn im new to this #pikposting #intro 🍄 #about jess 🍄

[lov3rmir]

MR. LOVER BOY

—° synopsis ; they are down bad for you, and you take advantage of that >:) fluffvember by @maehemthemisfit

—° feat ; al-haitham, kaveh.

—° warning ; a hint of possessiveness.

★° Al haitham is a well known scholar all over sumeru, the honoured scribe personally appointed by the sages of the Akademia. However, even with his oh-so-amazing prowess and intelligence, he could've not deduce a solution for his feelings toward you.

—° how weak you seemed, yet so strong. Not the brightest but covered it with your unlimited kindness. To even the most cruel of criminal you smiled at. He saw you as his object of admiration. A being he could not reach. He deemed it unfit of him to come near you. But al haithem could never guess why.

—° even up to this moment, he never knew how. This moment where you were smiling so proudly at deceiving him, how he let it go. Even if he knew this would make you sick, but the tingles on his lips prove him yet again. He could never say no to you.

—° despite the nagging of his annoying roommate, he still give you his spare key. That loud mouth can just wait for either of you (although he would've preferred it was him he waited for. He felt a green and icky feeling leaving you alone with him, kaveh was a well know flirt.) Alhaithem can never win against you whenever you as much as whisper in his ear.

—° he may be the smartest, but he was a fool with you.

★° kaveh in spite of him being a well known flirt, he easily gets embarrassed around you. Just a simple “oh yeah?” to one of his pick up lines send shivers all over his body. He could be a genius at architecture, but he felt like an idiot around you. Cursing at himself whenever he messes up one of his famous flirts, turning red at the mesmerizing laugh you give, losing himself in those pudles of eyes. Anyone with eyes could notice how smitten he is.

—° however, with a bit of courage and a lot of prep talk, he can easily turn the tables. A simple brush of his hair against your skin, his breath fanning your face. And his oh so loveable smirk turning you into a flustered mess. Kaveh felt pride swelling in his body, only he could make you like this, to be such at loss for words only to laugh and kiss him in defeat.

—° even the pride of shutting that arrogant scribe can never amount to this sight of you.

♥° ignore how kaveh has much more detail than alhaithem. Im totally not smitten and did this at the go bc i forgot lmao anyway happy fluffvember <3

★— © lov3rmir. Do not repost.

#genshin fluff #kaveh x reader #al haitham x reader fluff #fluffvember 2022 #genshin x reader fluff #fluff so moch fluff #not proofread #✳️— venus constellation

[bulborb-nasa]

Nasa!!! Nasanasanasa you have ships. Do you have any scraps of metal?

-@pudle-blogging (←not puddle i feel i should clarify that)

We have plenty of metal. We are working to make ships. You can come have some with us, we are currently tasting testing it. -Chief Blorp

[tearsincoffe]

Dobry wieczór moje miłe Motylki! 🦋

[29.03.2024]

Ile musiałabym zapłacić aby zaznać normalności? Ciepła rodzinnego, ciała nieskalanego bliznami, zdrowej relacji z jedzeniem oraz braku zielonego potwora znanego szerzej jako zazdrość? Istnieje podobna waluta? Gdyby tylko, pierwsza pędziłabym do kantoru. Czy wola kupienia sobie szczęścia wystarczająco wyraża mój kapitalistyczny kompleks? Zielonym papierem "uszczęśliwiano" mnie od pędraka. Otyłość uniemożliwia zabawę z innymi dziećmi? Proszę Thalia, oto nowa zabawka na którą Twoi rówieśnicy nie mogą sobie pozwolić. Kamień z serca za moją dziecinną nawiność. Ludzie nigdy nie byli zainteresowani mną, pchała ich żądza pieniądza, lecz czy stosownie mi krytykować ich za grzech materializmu gdy sama byłam wężem w koronie kuszącym złotym jabłkiem? Rzecz która początkowo mogła być słuszna rozpieszczonej jedynaczce została uzależnieniem. Odkrycie sklepów "z drugiej ręki" rozpoczęło prawdziwą Sodomę i Gomorę. Słodka wymówka o taniości ów rzeczy spływała mi gładko z języki jeżeli tylko ktokolwiek odważył się zauważyć problem. Dotknięta rzecz sklejała się z moją ręką nierozłącznie. Walory estetyczne? Przecież na wieszaku wszystko było piękne! Biegałam przed lekcjami opróżnić portfel aby później błagać koleżanki o chwilowe przechowanie ciężaru w ich szafkach. W końcu przestały nawet komentować stan, wygląd i fakt, iż po zakupie nikt nigdy mnie w tych ubraniach nie widział. Pierwszy partner mamy (po separacji z ojcem) zajął każdą jej chwilę. Czas kiedyś zarezerwowany tylko dla mnie. Na cóż osamotniony młody mózg nie wpadł? Późne powroty, palenie, oczyszczanie konta do zera. Na próżno. Wspominając te chwilę dalej podskórnie odczuwam zdrade, osamotnienie. Czas mija lecz ignorowany słoń w pokoju chociaż przemilczany wciąż tam stoi. Obsesja odchudzania została kolejnym pretekstem do gromadzenia rzeczy bezużytecznych. "Owszem, te ubrania są za małe lecz zamierzam schudnąć" - moja stara, wierna szafa grozi wulkanicznym wybuchem a ja zostaje bez ubrań. Witaj paradoksie. Odebrałam sobie endorfiny idące za jedzeniem, przesypiam większość dnia, jedynie przyjazd kuriera niosącego mój upadek w oznakowanym, kartonowym pudle sprawia, że znów jestem wśród żywych.

Przestańmy kłamać. "Motylki kochają głód" - dziennikarski obowiązek każe mi sprecyzować, ukochaliśmy kontrole idącą za pustym żołądkiem. Tęsknota za jedzeniem jest właściwie frazą zakazaną, wstydliwym sekretem o którym większość wie ale trzyma zmowę milczenia. Sześćdziesiąt dwie godziny utrzymuje "czystość", również tyle myślę, śnie oraz oglądam żywność. Gdyby nie małe rzeczy które planuje sobie w ramach nagrody opamiętałabym się z napadu obgryzając tynk ze ścian ponieważ nic innego bym nie oszczędziła. Głód nauczył mnie również radości z jedzenia. Codzienne maltretowanie tych samych smaków powoduje marazm, jesz aby poruszać szczęką, nie znasz sytości ale nie idzie za tym żaden walor smakowy. Tak źle, tak niedobrze. Gdzie szukać złotego środka? Przecież wszyscy wiemy. Ale znajome piekło brzmi lepiej niż nieodkryte niebo. Zamiast poświęcić uwagę poprawieniu ocen czy jakości samopoczucia aspiruje do zjedzenia kromi chleba żytniego z żurawiną. Muszę być silna aby spełnić ów marzenie.

SPOŻYTE: 0kcal/0kcal

SPALONE: 168kcal

BILANS: -168kcal

Chudej nocy Motylki! 🦋

#nie chce być gruba #gruba szmata #gruba świnia #grubaska #jestem gruba #tylko dla motylków #tłusta świnia #tłuścioch #bede motylkiem #będę motylkiem #za gruba #gruba swinia #grubasek #aż do kości #chcę widzieć swoje kości #az do kosci #chce widziec swoje kosci #nie chcę jeść #nie jem #nie jestem glodna #nie bede jesc #nie chce jesc #nie chce jeść #nie będę jeść #bede lekka jak motylek #będę szczupła #motyle w brzuchu #blog motylkowy #dieta motylkowa #blogi motylkowe

[eepy-sphy]

What is puppy Mountain's favorite thing to do when it's raining outside?

oh he liks to try chompin the rain fhehjfjshd he trys bitin th doples an spins rown an is reeely sily an he lays down in th mudy pudls dhhdhdhcj an an then wen he gos bac insid he dos a biiiiiig shakys an ges watr an mud evywer!!! pupy needs a baf hfhdhjfjd

#puppy mountain (sfw) #hehhehdhhdhdhf fank yoo mac

[lalalenii]

5, 10, 11, 15 for the country thingy ask game <3

5 Favourite Song in your native language

Praterlied – Der Nino aus Wien

10 most enjoyable swearword in your native language

OASCH

11 Favorite native writer/poet

Christine Nöstlinger, Elfriede Jelinek

15 a saying, joke, or hermetic meme that only people from your country will get?

Pudl di ned auf Hustinettenbär

#I need to listen to Nino more #leni talks #thank youuuu <3

[rusty-gloinks]

[ @v-does-silly-stuff ]

Sinks melts onto a pudle of Eepy

me too fr

[pudle-blogging]

Hello, dearie! =] I can't recall ever seeing a Wraith like youu around these parts... You can call me Sugar =] I've been patrolling these lands for a very long time, dear.

I can't help but notice your disguise is looking a bit worn down. Did something happen? =[ I do hope you're okay. That can't be comfortable, dearie.

@sugar-wraith-posting

[ pudle, hard at work on their new-new-new-new-new-NEW body, was alerted by the voice and entrance of the much more colorful wraith. groovy had been asleep nearby, so it was up to it to socialize! yay! they could do this!! it just had to- oh. uhm. ]

Ah- not a wraith. Starfolk soon. I get your confusion, though!!

[ with their "ears" pinned back, it turned back to their work, trying to get the titanium to break into different shapes. but it wasn't like the scraps they were using before... sad. ]

But yes, it's not comfortable. It's sad! I work so hard on making myself a suitable body, and it becomes a part of me. Every time. I've run out of scraps!

[ it circled their supplies for a moment, frustrated, before lifting their head to look at sugar. ]

Who is dearie?

#putting them in situations 🕸️ #ic answer 🕸️

[groovylonglegs-blogging]

ghow to. ,crush starrfoulk., pudle say to assk you forhelp,

@amalgam-posting

PUDLE?

IT'S EASY! CAN YOU DANCE 🎶

#ic answer 🪩 #pikposting

[amalgam-posting]

Starfolk shaped,, but not a starfolk. Weird.!

-@pudle-blogging

yeaup., y're goig on. qwhat the h*ck li st.