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[psonincorrectquotes]

Gil: Today, I saw Malcolm crying for five or six minutes, and then an alarm on his phone went off and he just…stopped crying and went right back to work.

Malcolm: It’s called time management, Gil.

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[simonhoxley]

Malcolm: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Jessica: malcolm, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass

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[malcolmthebrightest]

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[muslimintp-1999-girl]

Malcolm : isn’t the idea supposed to be ‘you saved my life, now i owe you a debt’?

Ainsley : nope. other way round. ‘you saved my life, so now i’m your problem. if you don’t like it, then kill me.’

Malcolm : what.

Ainsley : God wanted me dead, now you get to find out why.

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[loisbreelxnd]

Malcolm: hey Dani, I need you

Dani: for?

Malcolm: ever.

Malcolm: wait, are you crying?

Dani: crying? Me? No. There's something in my eye—

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[psonincorrectquotes]

Malcolm: What have I done?! I've killed my father!

Gil: Good riddance

Dani: He was a bad influence

Jessica: He ruined our family

Martin (bleeding out on the ground): Stop acting like I'm dead! I can still be saved!

Jessica, Dani, and Gil: No.

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[psonincorrectquotes]

Malcolm: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Dani: What?

Malcolm: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved

Dani: Can we go back to the part where you said "when I get murdered"?

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[psonincorrectquotes]

Malcolm: I have good news and bad news.

Gil: Okay...good news first.

Malcolm: I am 65% sure that I won’t do it again.

Gil: …

Gil: *sighs*

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[psonincorrectquotes]

Martin: Okay, Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes

Malcolm: ... A trait normal parents would value

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[psonincorrectquotes]

Jessica: There are 10 people and 7 chairs, what do you do?

Malcolm: Grab more chairs

Ainsley: Kill three of them

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[psonincorrectquotes]

Gil: Uh, why is there a pentagram on the floor?

Edrisa and Malcolm: You told us to satanize the station

Gil:

Gil: I said sanitize

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[psonincorrectquotes]

(loud thump)

Gil: Malcolm? You okay? What was that?

Malcolm, in another room: Oh yeah, my coat just fell

Gil: That sounded louder than a coat

Malcolm: I may have been in my coat when it fell

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[psonincorrectquotes]

Dani, to Gil: You left us in the hands of HIM!?

Dani, to Malcolm: No offense

Malcolm: No, I'm with you!

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[psonincorrectquotes]

Edrisa, greeting Gil at the entrance to the precinct: Welcome to Applebee's. Would you like apples or bees?

Gil: Bees?

Edrisa: HE HAS CHOSEN BEES

Malcolm: *bursts out of nowhere vigorously shaking a jar of bees*

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[psonincorrectquotes]

(Walking alone on a street at night)

Dani: This feels very unsafe.

Malcolm: Don’t worry. You’re always safe with me. I’m a very good screamer.

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[psonincorrectquotes]

Jessica: I'm having fruit salad for dinner

Jessica: Actually, it's mostly grapes

Jessica: All grapes, really

Jessica: Fermented grapes

Jessica: Wine

Jessica: I'm having wine for dinner

Gil: *sigh*

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